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greer @dykeforbrains with y(our) girlfriend

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Joined Twitter 9/13/17


@Adamrcalvin spit in my mouth @doublebeandip bet 🤝 @mmeredithashley hehe yes 😳👉👈 @lunalahari ON MY WAY @mmeredithashley cyan, white, pink @doublebeandip are you free tmrw ? let’s elopei am now reconsidering my stance on being “lesbian” https://t.co/l7OXk1987u @lunalahari on god im gonna come kiss youhappy thanksgivingwhat has my life come tosee guys i dont need therapy https://t.co/EdcL2ud7Kj @serena_nicolee cum :)https://t.co/x9LR4Mu0jQ
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11/26
2020
@Gingerlivvie me neither but i’m playing emily is away too and their music is coming up a lot and it BANGSsnow patrol actually fucks
11/25
2020
i miss her (aol instant messenger)
11/24
2020
ive just discovered inspirational amish novels at walmarti love this prince song https://t.co/Ilr1S62X4K[opens up the condom with my teeth] [starts eating it] @thomas_vop (he needs the time to go through metamorphosis)i KNOW gaston is a trumpie :| https://t.co/d7yzsBZMY1
11/23
2020
barry kramer is my kinggive me attention https://t.co/KurzsRILiy @lilnyquilpm case in pointtwitter is not a dating app i go on this stupid fucking hellsite every single day and im still single. goodmorning y’all
11/22
2020
does anybody need a big strong sexy they/them to help move some heavy objectsi love when music hurts
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11/21
2020
dance party https://t.co/yOWr3qYS2x
Retweeted by greermy life is so hard.... every time i get home from a stressful day at work i have to decide whether i want to get high or naked firsthello late night twitter. we meet again. @socc3rgur1ie it was very emotionally distressing.one time there were multiple llamas inside my house with aids @eleeeo18 no pls come back mamas
11/19
2020
@amydinhiding hey https://t.co/j2LAOnsL2hhttps://t.co/4jvrSSYLGV https://t.co/awY8Uc5gUzme freshmen year vs me now holy fuck this cannot be the same dyke https://t.co/KUTxTYIg93 @amydinhiding https://t.co/AVTWorTx9cvery sad to announce https://t.co/bmaNWB8zis
11/18
2020
It’s been a year so I decided to give TikTok a try https://t.co/TmpOmwaBpk
Retweeted by greerthank you maple ridge townhomes for losing wifi right before my exam
11/17
2020
shit :| https://t.co/rfbcMJejOzgetting back on here to post some theory https://t.co/N8S8I20IdZ
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11/16
2020
this is the most 2020 statement i have ever composed. just an observationneed me a bisexual partner so they vibe with both extremes of my gender fluidityalmost started publicly yearninghttps://t.co/g3c0XdSvbq
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11/14
2020
WHATS CURRENTLY HAPPENING IN THE PHILIPPINES: a thread. https://t.co/qlfduepEqr
Retweeted by greer @lilnyquilpm did not mean for that so sound so aggressive. indeed yes i have. @lilnyquilpm YES HAHAHA
11/13
2020
@lippsticktweets peppermint white russians r rlly good! u can experiment w different creams toodo u ever zone out while jerking offat parties my friends and i used to take oogway shots. if you’re wondering what an oogway shot is, its when you tak… https://t.co/6ybcxvR9hO
11/12
2020
she is very concerned about the happenings of this jewelry counterwhy is this lady at walmart talking to me @eleeeo18 my bad queen @eleeeo18 w̤̞̱̟̺͖͑́̈͒̇̀ḩ̥͕̠̮̱̞̱̑̉̊̀́͆͘͜ͅé̯̰̱̺̈́̄̈́̍̒͝ͅr̛̤̤̝͚̰̞͚͌͗̏̽̌͜e̸̢̙̼͔͗͌̔̿̔͆̓̊ͅ’̷̪̯͔̠̝͔̻̌͐̓͗̋͛͛͆͟͞͡… https://t.co/FaoPVNIpE3 @eleeeo18 sorry i was just looking for my juul @AnnaJay508 🤙🏼🤠
11/11
2020
just heard a physician say “copious amounts of brown gunk” right outside of my door. praying for whoever they were talking about @_sadney_ absolutely cursed and ruined my day. thank you @elle9815 PERIODT @mabyafterdark i was embarrassed that i didnt follow u so its cool @mabyafterdark yesfun!!!!! https://t.co/gkAMKXVH8l @plutopxie black <3https://t.co/L9uOooMJRC
Retweeted by greeri’m just a holy fool oh baby he’s so cruel but... https://t.co/A0VFtflBrw @shay_g8 unprivate so i can rt this
11/10
2020
Trump created a delayed tax increase for 2021 that will affect everyone except those at the very top. He disguised… https://t.co/fQpisezdnk
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Retweeted by greerif u need me i’ll be here for the rest of 2020 https://t.co/cSHZoyo7yC
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11/9
2020
sunglasses https://t.co/ZuDuaB2CcQmy therapist: it’s not healthy to make light or make jokes out of your trauma me: ok me 30 minutes later in twit… https://t.co/BSq9yzGsQ0 @jennings_finn omg YESSSS can it just b lahari tho? not gonna kiss her on the lips i stgnext year i will have my cat. i am at peace
11/8
2020
i read DIL as dilf in law
11/7
2020
@amydinhiding dms openwhen im not obsessively refreshing the election results i am obsessively refreshing twitterchris cuomo looks like jerry seinfeld with video game graphicslook at my face. https://t.co/z3EPvsIZvs
Retweeted by greerI'm a deaf person who is making masks with a clear panel to help those that are struggling due to not being able to… https://t.co/XFINz3dd5o
Retweeted by greerNah im crying lmfaoo https://t.co/Qv0GXbdWE3
Retweeted by greer @gwynndolin not again gwynn.
11/6
2020
the noises that come from my professor’s home vex and confuse me
11/5
2020
EVERYONE who voted absentee should check the status of their ballot!! https://t.co/VclwICzhBa @forestflannel ♥️♥️ luv u kweenhttps://t.co/s6w1ns5jzR
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11/4
2020
@amydinhiding i will pass on the message“yo let me do a will smith” https://t.co/27yZWF1Cittmrws election day! if you’re going to the polls tmrw please stay safe ! and please stay safe! if you already voted… https://t.co/Yx72UJan2A
Retweeted by greerevery day i think about how lahari keeps the bath and body works candle page up on her computer and refreshes it da… https://t.co/N9DWzn9KLAthose fandango paper dolls scared the SHIT out of me as a kidenjoy this absolutely cursed photo i just took https://t.co/fadvdDDTYd
11/3
2020

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