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If men have one thing.........it’s the AUDACITY https://t.co/b6NvVQErNPThere is a LOT of misinformation regarding doctor's letters in lieu of the ones @BernieSanders released, in no smal… https://t.co/QZCwLaB3tk
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2/20
2020
This is so fckn funny to watch bc you can tell she doesn’t care or understand what they’re explaining to her lmaoo… https://t.co/5z7lsK79X1
2/16
2020
@jlott820 It should be a picture of her dad and we all know it
2/15
2020
Tonight one of my profs brought in a v fancy toolbox filled with actual tools to teach us some analogy about therap… https://t.co/JndQSuUIII
2/14
2020
@ke__warner @maweeessa Meanwhile Brian just saw him singing and went “oh he’s a performer? Every time I’ve seen him… https://t.co/YMPxWWZLcT @AreUDeadassPod The Froot Loops vs Fruit Loops one always gets me too?? I’ve recruited my grandmother and she remem… https://t.co/McJhkhypvd
2/10
2020
Educating my parents on the Mandela Effect bc they both also remember Berenstein and no one can tell me different!!… https://t.co/u4ivi1corphttps://t.co/8zxrxkRqwP
Retweeted by Erin🌵If I wanted to put an end to endless wars, I probably wouldn't make national service mandatory. https://t.co/zW4lfF7ZyT
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2/9
2020
This is real. This is a real-life post by an anti-abortion activist. You can’t make this shit up. https://t.co/wDjmU2ZHyh
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2/4
2020
Someone on the radio this morning said “man, Justin Trudeau has fallen on hard times” and I lost it https://t.co/8I7VH6ZCvh
1/31
2020
1 of every 3 Black men will be incarcerated at some point in their lives compared to 1 of every 17 white men... So… https://t.co/Gwop6nmgmF
Retweeted by Erin🌵“Headed Down That Old Town Road” is my new favorite euphemism for people realizing they’re queer/coming out https://t.co/FuQfbYK1z7
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1/30
2020
That’s it. That’s the tweet. https://t.co/OsvtsK3KFn
1/29
2020
Shouldn’t. Be. Playing. https://t.co/RT0Ql6qI0U
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1/27
2020
I am LOSING MY MIND https://t.co/z07yp2t4PH
1/21
2020
woke up to a text from my mom about how a wild elephant went into a Sri Lankan hotel and gently wandered around whi… https://t.co/lllqkMBWLj
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1/20
2020
Don't worry this isn't evidence of rapidly advancing authoritarian rule as long as we plug our ears with our thumbs… https://t.co/TfI3pWzJWs
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1/19
2020
W H Y are more than one of them wearing jorts??? https://t.co/RPYKsEn1Lv
1/18
2020
the fact that kaitlin bennett literally proved our point. she used the fact that she carries a gun to scare someone… https://t.co/1VO0pfUE2i
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1/17
2020
@jlott820 I do
1/12
2020
@ilasikorski_ @ke__warner We are the ron stoppables in this battle https://t.co/V8rob0MOwI @ke__warner You only have words to protect you we’re equally unpreparedFlowers, cheese, a leaf?? I am ill-equipped https://t.co/dqtQOYpWI4me today https://t.co/FhRh8BBX59
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1/11
2020
@AreUDeadassPod Did it snow tho
1/10
2020
Lmaoooo i still have one of these https://t.co/2eN8AfioEA @jlott820 I live to serveFor context: https://t.co/NrAvwTPtnU https://t.co/xmWC6l0IEo
1/8
2020
There aren’t many universal truths but one is that teenage boys like to jump up and tap stuff that’s high. Street signs, beams, archways.
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1/6
2020
Charlton people, this is important: which type of household were you??
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1/3
2020
Happy New Year Ryan took a Jell-O shot at midnight instead of kissing me first https://t.co/EOXENGI2UK
1/1
2019
I had White people so mad when I made this video. It got like 1 million views on Facebook in 2 hours, was reporte… https://t.co/3NZU5y31ln
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12/28
2019
@maweeessa Ur killin it w these bangs
12/26
2019
@ke__warner I don’t even remember you tweeting this lol
12/24
2019
Honestly it’s a really immature mindset to think you have to always blindly support your friends when they make bad… https://t.co/W7YAWYRH3Z
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12/23
2019
@jlott820 Can Maryann send an XL coffee my way too
12/20
2019
being congressman is so frustrating today https://t.co/hsDGy4uvmb
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12/19
2019
if you really want to be vegan but you feel like you can’t because idk, you like cheese too much - then just eat a… https://t.co/lD5ftWNgaE
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12/12
2019
This is more than what I owe for my student loans lol if anyone has the money to drop on this can they just venmo i… https://t.co/BGJ8niP1CXTime’s Person of the Year is asking u to revolt w her and u better answer https://t.co/2FJpECEfRY
12/11
2019
What. The. Fuck. Will this poor family get any rest ever?? Fuck George Zimmerman. Pray for the Martin Family. https://t.co/tV6S3Ui4H4
Retweeted by Erin🌵Is this the Marauder’s Map? https://t.co/FmUibkqkIJ
12/4
2019
@ke__warner Looking at my side profile: 👎🏻 Talking shit: 👍🏻
11/29
2019
Emotional abuse often goes unnoticed because the damage cannot be physically seen. Gaslighting is a highly effecti… https://t.co/xE7ra43wPF
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11/24
2019
Me when Ryan walks into my apartment with an extra order of fries after I said I didn’t want anything from Chick Fi… https://t.co/83SFHrdWNS
11/22
2019
Friendly reminder as we enter holiday card season: do NOT put an apostrophe in your last name to sign your cards. Y… https://t.co/peVCsDa8rk
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11/18
2019
I’m really out here sobbing over the alpaca bc he just wanted some love too and this monster didn’t even acknowledg… https://t.co/Lj5vOGYd2u
11/16
2019
You’re literally describing prejudice against women https://t.co/MnBeVqWCaY
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11/13
2019
I failed my car inspection https://t.co/l9nsotrgJeI was so excited to have a couple weeks where I don’t have much homework before finals but now it’s literally day 2 and I’m so bored @_lyssberg I can’t think of anything worse
11/7
2019
Today my fear of being sung to and hatred of premature Christmas music collided when one of my clients asked if he… https://t.co/uDbqhaId3B @ke__warner I’m so proud of you!
11/6
2019
I read this as 1963 and I was like ...I mean ok?? https://t.co/QO0NI9JUpH
10/26
2019
@jlott820 @mandynicole95 My favorite is “are ground beef and hamburger the same thing?” @jlott820 @mandynicole95 I have so many screenshots of you asking ridiculous questions you should have known by high school age
10/25
2019
My stress level is Bam’s mom in every episode of Viva La Bam.
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10/24
2019
Today my coworker excused himself to go to “the W.C.” and we were all like ??? Apparently British people call the b… https://t.co/RRljmh4AHI
10/23
2019
I totally understand how she married Justin Bieber now https://t.co/YEOHbRqlrj
10/22
2019
Me reading my own initials https://t.co/Yxjpd13uER
10/21
2019
Adulthood is putting tomatoes in your Kraft mac&cheese cuz you know you have to eat more vegetables
10/19
2019
As borrowers struggle to keep up with their payments, Sallie Mae flew more than 100 employees on its sales team to… https://t.co/FmulKeVic6
Retweeted by Erin🌵I need a Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide but like...for working a full time job while going to grad school… https://t.co/z3n1exf38Z
10/18
2019
Why are there so many people on twitter who have no idea how mental illness works https://t.co/kYtE0x5lKD
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10/16
2019
Well this should just scare the shit out of everyone https://t.co/h9PRIKQAVk
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10/13
2019
Me leaving the house without eating breakfast, dehydrated, and with 2 hours of sleep https://t.co/b7vVRJHevg
Retweeted by Erin🌵Men! Are! Fucking! Trash!!! https://t.co/9NJMc1zUay
10/11
2019
@ke__warner Stop encouraging meI put the most minimal effort I’ve ever put into schoolwork before into a paper I wrote last week and got a 98 so t… https://t.co/VvCc5l5bZ7
10/9
2019
This is my kind of exercising https://t.co/8qMRCBOue1
Retweeted by Erin🌵I am literally watching the girls in the car behind me make a TikTok and scream into their dash-mounted iPhone with fists full of cash lmaoNot stingy. Broke. And low wages, poor work standards, high cost of living, & a runaway student loan crisis have e… https://t.co/yW4tPppvWP
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10/8
2019
Aimee Stephens told her boss that she is trans — and she was fired. On Oct 8, we're taking her case to the Supreme… https://t.co/PGSRfTfCIq
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10/3
2019
actually she said "you have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words yet im one of the lucky ones. p… https://t.co/PRaSFSDPb1
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10/1
2019
it's depressing to see Greta Thunberg treated the same way Malala Yousafzai was -- fêted and fawned over, but not a… https://t.co/7pB2JfTrbo
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9/27
2019
Greta Thunberg is amazing! AND... Can we also celebrate the Black, Brown and Indigenous youth who have been fight… https://t.co/sqMfU8S1rn
Retweeted by Erin🌵Ok ladies, so I value Greta Thunberg, but I’ve been thinking about how white Americans literally import white activ… https://t.co/asAtOYVSZR
Retweeted by Erin🌵Me convincing lilo not to buy spider killer to get rid of the ~100 spiders outside our apartment https://t.co/pR5Jd9sZ4o
9/26
2019
many zoos are sanctuaries for rescued animals that can't be released back into the wild and protecting endangered s… https://t.co/7np48tFY7s
Retweeted by Erin🌵Greta Thunberg is my hero and everyone needs to listen to her because she’s smarter and more eloquent than our damn… https://t.co/kjXj734ivK
9/25
2019
me and my friends getting ready https://t.co/ak3aYZsN1U
Retweeted by Erin🌵Chanel Miller’s response to online critics who said she was partly to blame for the assault because she had too muc… https://t.co/7cy1l59MF9
Retweeted by Erin🌵Can you nominate a gif for an Oscar? https://t.co/0lMEDZ2Qoa
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9/24
2019
@_lyssberg Ma’am you just got them how did you get them dirty alreadySomeone adopt Dunken so I can stop crying https://t.co/ZGUMJhbDXF https://t.co/4yDlzEPSzA
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9/23
2019
I love that women really have to feel insecure about the way their face naturally rests thanks to a made up term.… https://t.co/wRm2ODyS2o
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9/21
2019
cultural impact: █    █  █  █… https://t.co/UyD76PBJld
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9/20
2019
@maceebuckley @OnlyInBOS Our legacy
9/18
2019
The day of 9/11 my mom was pregnant w my little brother, the nurse stepped out of the room for 10 minutes & came ba… https://t.co/9q3MWvhA3H
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9/13
2019
hey @UrbanOutfitters y’all really fucked up by not marketing BDG jeans as “BDGeans”
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9/9
2019
They “still hire LGBTQ+ employees” but the CEO still donates to anti-LGBTQ+ organizations soo that kinda makes your… https://t.co/FkKT7HNLsf
9/7
2019
I’m at Target on Labor Day, where Once again I find myself doing the Lord’s work. https://t.co/nGa67ffRP3
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9/3
2019
Some little girl in a Cinderella dress just had her mom stop me in the Target parking lot to tell me I look like Ariel and I’m 🥺
8/30
2019

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