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Christian. Mama. Bird enjoyer. Definitely kidding. Opinion writer at @nytimes. News tips etc: elizabeth.bruenig@gmail.com

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Retweeted by elizabeth bruenigp.s. 'please...my x...they're very sick' is a meme format; the ørb is fine!please...my daughter...shes very sick https://t.co/mApVCK4LZ9among the most sympathetic characters in this movie https://t.co/yKL264zB3Tbecoming a gardening bitch this spring @pilkoids https://t.co/pzRzegZNKX @JoshOshkosh not gonna go there @LizardRumsfeld lol well i was thinking of it more like a cooking 'cast, bc i don't want to have to put makeup on to cook @EHeitBou rouxi think i'm just going to start narrating this stuff as i do it, tips and tricks included, and then post recipes +… https://t.co/8FKqpSbxaL @sjcyoung yeah! then i flatten a little bit more with a rolling pin @Sonofakat https://t.co/AM2vSiC3uKplease recommend a good korean cookbook for beginners @kfgpnz @mattyglesias if anyone came to the door after dark, or there was a noise out there after dark, he would ei… https://t.co/bsR7aTGHQ4 @ChachaMarquis @mattyglesias for many americans, "having a gun for home defense is good and normal" is middle of th… https://t.co/SeofC9Zd3m @mattyglesias i mean my folks are somewhat pleased with biden, even, because he once said he'd shoot somebody throu… https://t.co/n73wyB7DcM @don_peasant @Gosspaine @mattyglesias oh yeah @mattyglesias truthis tombstone in my hometown is a meme avant le lettre, a shitpost into eternity https://t.co/w5ibOeykEr
Retweeted by elizabeth bruenig @Gosspaine @mattyglesias yeah, i can indeed, but with kindness and humor. they're much more receptive to that @mattyglesias tbh in my line of work, i'm very grateful to have a mainly republican family, most of whom didn't go… https://t.co/S2bqbQ37p8‘talented but flawed’ means he was ugly https://t.co/wlh0DO7mcU
Retweeted by elizabeth bruenig @frontier_anon i do use a kind of shorthand, yeah. lots of acronyms that only make sense to me. and i work on a mac, mainly in google docs!welp https://t.co/xwJnDfbtbjMonthly Child Tax Credit Would Be a Train Wreck ✅ Heavy administrative burden ✅ Punishing clawbacks of benefit ov… https://t.co/sPEEInKxI4
Retweeted by elizabeth bruenigalso, in terms of staying organized and getting a lot of stuff done in both the cooking and working departments, i… https://t.co/bpCzlYj349 @JazzHandMeDowns don't, that's more or less the only thing i ate in the third trimester of both my pregnancies @libraryseedbank lay your head down on the pillow and close your eyes @shutupandfilm yeah, common to every publication i've worked at. no extracurriculars without the ok @imjustliketony @Fly_Pete @GenuineCharlie not only is it true, but this was the year he bought me a six pack of pea… https://t.co/1cLlEaKSSx @Ayyyyten induction!p.s. as for a cooking/baking newsletter/substack, i asked my boss if i could have such a thing and he more or less… https://t.co/7XuoxjYWWe @willmenaker y'all should come up for dinner sometime! you're always welcome :) @coollady42 those things get the job done for real @FalloutNewVirus absolutely, i've never had to throw any out. you can also freeze it.i also do a bunch of very boring uninteresting stuff to keep the kids fed fast: portion out cheerios and goldfish i… https://t.co/1yKVPq17Mv @dunsmore_noah never say never!in short, gigantic hunks of meat can be portioned out into several separate meals that are easy once the meat is co… https://t.co/SbSKfrDsAZso -- it's not too hard to rub a brisket down at 8:00 am on a friday, before the day gets going, then put it in the… https://t.co/Gg7ZsrrqdOi also split my cooking up into punctuated periods, and use a lot of slow-cookng methods that don't need constant a… https://t.co/LetR5uBTgNi am often working while i'm cooking. i have an arm band, probably for an ipod or something, which i put my voice r… https://t.co/DD2siBsiTX @Jscott1145 ooooh that's a hot tip! @maxtis85 i combine this 1:1 with ancho chili powder https://t.co/7j2cPY2dX4in re: tallow, i just make my own. buy a packer brisket (i.e., the whole damn thing) and trim the fat yourself. the… https://t.co/oYjOdKOrs4i use beef tallow and flour for the roux; you can use virtually any oil. you can also get creative with seasoning i… https://t.co/e8Mw1QNbde~2 hrs before: stem and seed the peppers, and submerge them in very hot (just boiled) water, cover with a plate or… https://t.co/kXMlURsBIs @ParkinsonToby homesick texan! @DanielFromIL thank you very much! :D @Fly_Pete @GenuineCharlie at one point he ran out of money and was living purely on pistachios stolen from walmart so yes
Retweeted by elizabeth bruenig @DanielFromIL no, we're just american whites. but we're from texas, so this is the food we grew up on @pilkoids @MattBruenig he will eat this for breakfast, lunch and dinner until it's gone. this is his preference for some reason @CaseyCho1942 yeah, beef stock! @BrianBruce7 flour, that is the house preference @Fly_Pete @GenuineCharlie at one point he ran out of money and was living purely on pistachios stolen from walmart so yes @GenuineCharlie he is from texas but he don't grill @jay_es_one no never what's it like @GenuineCharlie mat don't cook @tschu_22 for real. i'm saving up for a smoker rn @CWR4 no they're sandwiches @tschu_22 local mexican market @sdmoore this is legit tomorrow's breakfast @CWR4 that's how we like themhomemade tortillas + leftover bbq brisket + homemade 4 chili gravy (ancho, chipotle, guajijllo, habanero) + cheese… https://t.co/GnAFLVrVA4 @noah_stoker roflllllllll goodness gracious @ebruenig Nothing on a close friend of mine asking me how we drove from Alaska into Canada when Alaska is an island… https://t.co/bdOUnmaFyq
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Retweeted by elizabeth bruenig @ebruenig One time in elementary school we were asked to tell our favorite myths and I described the water cycle, o… https://t.co/Vd2jpv5O0F
Retweeted by elizabeth bruenigalso, our science teacher asked us junior year what the closest star to the earth was, and a girl said "the moon".… https://t.co/0uGBsUJ47Kone time in high school world geography, a kid asked our teacher why alaska and hawaii have such different weather… https://t.co/ef2OhoRxmx @chrisalbon chris it was the size of a tamagotchi and the interface was so bizarre only he could use it!when i met Matt, he had only two categories of film on his weird eeepc that looked like it was operating in 1980: "… https://t.co/GazMZ7ww2O @Immortan_DJT Yes @trollinyahard Dustin wasn’t intellectually disabled, so there wasn’t a constitutional argument to be made on his b… https://t.co/9No1USKfcWHoney they don’t let me publish every couple minutes. But if you wait just a little while, you’ll get to read all a… https://t.co/aU3BbpV4ZtSpeaking of that show, we watched it for a while but Matt eventually lost interest because there was “too much plot… https://t.co/Vy97mhKbpv @BeckyDeVendra Dude those rocki eat some combination of grains, yogurt, and fruit for breakfast every day; my husband, due i can only assume to h… https://t.co/BEVYHHaDVli don't have to make a separate plate for clare, because jane happily shares with her (plus, the œrb requires a dai… https://t.co/ttgSg6tyOu @norspex kid's full of class @ranavain gotta start the weekend right @CTMathewes they ain't know that @AmericanGwyn cut the narrow tp off a squeezy condiment bottle (think bbqs and picnics) i got at target for 99c @AirspaceIowa dijon mustard, actually. takes after her dad🎶 sweet sweet jane 🎶 https://t.co/TXhyGXFCxQ @reillycosgrove I’m so sorry for your loss. It’s clear from your photos and words that Dorothy led a long, full lif… https://t.co/NWtW2VVhDtPoverty isn’t just financial hardship; it’s psychological & emotional trauma that increases the probability of viol… https://t.co/cVavFsrjSK
Retweeted by elizabeth bruenig @MikeIsaac idgi are liberal friends refusing to acknowledge his birth fulfilled a prophecy or sth @GarbageApe if the good times create weak men, then the hard times are both the cause and the effect of strong men...checks outlet them live!! https://t.co/vIy6E0jL8gthere’s something to be written about how most Catholic churches are called things like Our Holy Mother’s Sacred Bl… https://t.co/JFdjhpnE8t
Retweeted by elizabeth bruenigBREAKING: For the fourth time this week, the Supreme Court has voted 6-3 to clear the way for a last-minute federal… https://t.co/Oj3jHhDUCc
Retweeted by elizabeth bruenigI've filed an unfair labor practice charge with the National Labor Relations Board against @loyaltyarm, an Uber man… https://t.co/pT8py1iDMo
Retweeted by elizabeth bruenigThis argument for a universal child benefit by @MattBruenig is one of the smartest policy recommendations I've read… https://t.co/2yfhqxWxKE
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