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πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ poet of queer feelings πŸ“š gif queen πŸ’ crafty bitch βœ‚οΈ Chapbook 'The Living Museum' out now! πŸ“ he/him

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@FredRAlexander Erm WHAT?! Why haven’t I watched this yet!! @Inspira_Hotels We have booked to stay with you in May, very excited to see Lisbon! πŸ’š @flaregun It looks so stunning, really enjoying your pics! πŸ’œ @Jimothea Oh yeah I’m still watching and enjoying it!! @Jimothea Heheh yeah it seems like unhinged behaviour! @Joeshaw_ I need to add you!!Lisbon is booked! Thank you for all your lovely tips and suggestions. The more I’ve researched the more I see why e… @Jimothea It’s VERY suspicious, none of the other characters mention it when in reality everyone would mention it ALL THE TIME ?! @Jimothea Yeah no one has truly acknowledged that at all...?!Rupaul had a monologue about Diana Ross that was as poorly written as a drag race acting challenge watching continues and we’ve hit a few filler episodes. Everyone had flashbacks (?!) the dialogue is so cliché…
Messing about with renaissance boyf on #twitch! #PS4live (Assassin's Creed The Ezio Collection) live at @dashiellsilva Hahah that’s just incredible πŸ˜‚ @dashiellsilva Queer people are too queer to have normal hairstyles and I love that about us πŸ’– @BooksnMagic Absolutely stunning! πŸ–€πŸ“šπŸ–€ @seanehewitt Gorgeous! πŸ’šHappy Birthday to my problematic fave, Virginia Woolf! @CalebParkin Iconique ! πŸ₯°
@dapper_kid Aww thank you! I’m going to do a few more and then put them up on Etsy, I’ll let you know when it’s up and running! @Joshua_Gadsby Definitely! πŸ˜‚The voice of Leonardo Da Vinci from Assassin’s Creed 2 approves ! πŸ₯° bought some herbal tea from my local planet organic and the staff were DISGUSTINGLY DISAPPOINTED IN ME πŸ˜‚ @apiphile Ah great, thanks for this! @lipsticklori Thank you! I have more in progress! πŸ’– @madamestephanie Thank yooou! πŸ’–Really happy with how these have turned out!! Not for sale yet but considering reopening my Etsy πŸ’πŸ¦‹πŸ’ @RobotJoel this was my first ever AC game, I was so impressed by the cityscapes! The controls and combat...less impressed!Today on the blog: I play Assassin's Creed 2 for the first time and reminisce about my honeymoon and speculate abou… @BeerBottleBlond how did you find this gif of me?!
@BeerBottleBlond I mean.....πŸ˜‚ @JoHarkerShaw Do it! I saw a few people doing it last year and I was jealous! It’s a good way of keeping track of my weird reading habits! @madamestephanie πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @apiphile Ah that’s so great to hear! Do you think I need to do it in order or just pick a few stand out ones?! @Pragjag @CarolineBirdUK Aww that’s lovely. We had e e cummings at ours as well! @CarolineBirdUK SHARON BROMANCE is my new drag name πŸ’– @mermanpoet That wouldn’t surprise me! @devlin_Powell Thank you! Will do, I can see the summit from here! @PeopleIKnow I can’t WAIT πŸ₯° @jamiroqueer @dashiellsilva Can’t wait to see your endless back and forths about actresses I’ve never heard of! πŸ’–πŸ₯°πŸ’– @opexcain oh yes! @kostyanaut he was chunky, posh and had his hair in a bun. I'm going back next week.Went to Spin class and honestly I’ve not been fucked that hard by a ginger rugby player since sixth form. I loved i… Colour of Magic - Terry Pratchett. My first ever Pratchett book! What a lovely, entertaining, at times poetic a… @apiphile Thank you darling. Still not as prolific as you though! @TheTeddyLamb Hopefully I'll be able to make it and if the schedules align I'll bring along the husb as well! @TheTeddyLamb OMG Glorious!!
Of all the chaos and madness of last year, the gift I was given was being able to explore writing outside of poetry… feel like I'm at that three quarters done stage of a project where all the threads start coming together, a title… project has been a much needed break from that intensity. Having the space to explore these characters and the… a poet is a very intense calling, it's a small, very competitive world and it can difficult to be heard. I al…'ve been working so hard on my short stories and now I have 12 of them and I've written 22k+ words (of varying qua… @HClaytonWright Be yourself and tell your story, they will love you! πŸ’– @_RachelHandley Good luck with the hotel writing!! πŸ’–πŸ–ŠπŸ’– @LondonDreamtime I love this, the heath in the sixties was still wild! @Maccadaynu @sacha_coward who gave her the RIGHT?!Pick up a copy of this fantastic magazine featuring poems from me and a lot of other VERY talented poets! πŸ’–πŸ“šπŸ’– @sacha_coward living for this plunging neckline as well, we have no choice but to stan. πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–people are really learning about the power of outrage and how it can translate to attention... wonder where this ca… whole 'I read such massive books I need to chop 'em in half WHOOPS I've gone viral thing' feels s k e t c h to… the most incredible hair day, lads. @dashiellsilva do you know @jamiroqueer ? You're the only two people on my feed who watch very very obscure films a… men could just stop behaving like garbage in public, that would be super. @CarolineBirdUK I love this poem, we had a friend read it during our wedding ceremony πŸ’–
@beccadeltest He is, indeed, young @JonRainford It’s a photograph of a bookmark! @beccadeltest WHICH POPE ?! πŸ˜‚ @_plantbot β€œ13 Bible Verses about BLOWJOB” is a fab title for a poetry collection! πŸ’–RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD? time a man I don't know that well drops into convo that he is married/has a girlfriend I'm going to say: Oh, y… @DeborahSuggRyan @lipsticklori Thank you for reading and sharing! @lipsticklori πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’– @lipsticklori People were so generous with their responses to my questions and it's been such a joy to put these to… you know that I'm doing a series of super amazing interviews with my creative friends? It's called Creative Fol…
β€œHow many of these futures will be ours?” - β€˜Heaven’ by Mark Doty @beccadeltest Fleeces are one of the few things that ruin perfectly serviceable DILFs EUGH @kirsty__murray Damn it you’ve figured out my secret code!πŸ˜‚ @beccadeltest Haha definitely NOT YOU!! πŸ’–When somebody you used to know comes onto your feed doing the same tired schtick they were doing ten years ago πŸ™„ @dashiellsilva the use of two dots for what I assume was supposed to be an ellipsis is also maddening... @stoneandthestar I'm glad it's still a cool laid back sort of place, that's what I need! @stoneandthestar ah that's brilliant, thank you!! I had no idea everyone loved Lisbon so much, I can't wait to go! @linpatootie So great, I tend to stumble upon cemeteries like that too and I love going in and wandering about!Lisbon seems to be universally loved by my twitter feed, so that's great news! Thank you, lovely folk! πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ή @RobotJoel Ah this looks so amazing, I want to go! @Inspira_Hotels thanks for getting in touch, I'll have a look! πŸ’š @CallumBolt you're going to be brilliant and everyone feels like that when they start a new job, don't worry!! @dianora77 if I had space in my suitcase I'd bring you! @silly_cleo well that's on the list for sure! Thank you! @linpatootie ah this sounds so perfect, I love a good cemetery! Thank you! @maddoxhardcore Yasssss YOU BETTA WERK JUDITH!!! Thank you so much, I'm excited!! @paperingasmile thank you so much! πŸ’– @gmichaelperry I thought you'd have some tips! I'll dm you my email, thank you so much! @linpatootie aw thank you for this, I've made notes! I'm so glad you had such a lovely time with your mum there. πŸ’–If folks have recommendations for Lisbon, let me know! Areas to stay in, good hotels and general tips are all appreciated! πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ή
@jellycrone Like I’m pretty sure his body is not that long from knee to where his hands are? And what is that pictu… @jellycrone The position of his feet and the silver birch branches in the fireplace are just TWO of a hundred weird… tried to read an article on the @Independent website 😱