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Not clever. Rarely ranty. I do not make this place worse.

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Joined Twitter 3/3/09


@cdotneufeld it looks really cool! @statenislandma already have. Keith, A, & I will still celebrate food wise however feels fun but we won't be going… https://t.co/hptmqcVAdn.@kirstin_g I'm sure you've already seen this but it's definitely related to your interests. 🐕🐶❤️ https://t.co/U2xZszZp6L
10/18
2020
Gotta say, I love my little political bubble I keep myself in, in general, but I'm also very thankful for those tha… https://t.co/1Dt6c6rzJS @keishakpage oh wow, so thankful you had an off symptom at least so they were able to find out. I'm really bad at i… https://t.co/2MrLkyOgyG @keishakpage that is terrifying and I'm glad you're ok and hopefully it dissolves quickly and safely. How did you even know you had one?
10/17
2020
@DonnaRi31 glad you're ok @statenislandma really? I'm at 11. To be fair I've only tasted frog legs and hated them but counting it bc I've tri… https://t.co/SoNMhEY0sG @chimama1961 ooh, that's definitely going on the list! I looked up how to get the ultimate entertainment show of wh… https://t.co/KUABIVudZM @chimama1961 bc fuck the idea that a woman is in charge of cleaning, lol. But I did love the Jetsons. Just had A wa… https://t.co/ErLqiU2im9 @chimama1961 lol it works though! And I like it bc can come up with so many nicknames or be more formal. Only issue… https://t.co/X0m2SSDsJq @cterlson @cdotneufeld 🤣 that fits! @cdotneufeld I've named my trees Hector & Isabella so totally get that, lol. I considered Rosie for same reason but… https://t.co/J9KrUSQUWHHelp. We've bought a robotic vacuum bc I want to give it a try for just daily cleaning bc our floors are all hardwo… https://t.co/1ugxuLbJiV @MyzzCryz ....and I hate him. And my Gov too bc he probably did take a stand and voted for Trump so he sucks also, lol. @MyzzCryz he actually did this?! Wtf! (read my limit of articles so can't see) God I hate Rep worship for Reagan, h… https://t.co/a6DrWWCUN9 @chimama1961 A finally guilted me so I have 1 of of him in our hallway from like 4 years ago, lol. But yeah most pa… https://t.co/caRF4TgV8e @Bobbiisawkward around here there's usually several places to get free testing including from CVS. I'd say get test… https://t.co/7HMagxI8g1 @heartsandhandss yes! @heartsandhandss I'm sorry but I understand. I've lost so much patience for people the last 4yrs but you just can't… https://t.co/QXsZ8DgIQJ @heartsandhandss anyone that even talks about voting 3rd party I just have intense hatred for. Like it is so not th… https://t.co/X0gzYwwE82 @heartsandhandss ugh! Unfortunately I'm just assuming he's going to win in general. 🤬😭 Biden will get popular vote… https://t.co/AUJKHENNVw @heartsandhandss holy crap! That's crazy! @statenislandma I'm just assuming he is. I know Biden will get the popular vote but fucking dumb ass electoral scre… https://t.co/mv21ZTibbz @heartsandhandss not that we ever would have voted for him, but Keith was mad he didn't get to at least laugh at Ka… https://t.co/4F1i4DBKtX
10/16
2020
@Lost_NYer haha I forgot when you mentioned prime day but you were right. Didn't get one mentioned but worth trying… https://t.co/KVoMBysWMjLike I'm literally crying every damn time over 2 days seeing people in Georgia voting. Like no joke I tried to tell… https://t.co/zRpZAkigwEI'm telling Keith now. Don't give me hope, don't tell me it'll work out, don't tell me there's no voting fraud, don… https://t.co/BMM1lQEYrZ @Unsarah84 I love you.....
10/14
2020
@kirstin_g yes! Despite a hat and no hair, A has his dad's huge blue eyes, big lips. We've told him and people all… https://t.co/cNmeC0ETBN @kirstin_g thank you! why I love showing him other kids that choose longer hair. I hate hair is gender. Right now m… https://t.co/Gsd3HnDAa1 @kirstin_g bc he said to ignore. But he dresses "boy" mostly except in costume plus what even is boy. Whew. Sorry.… https://t.co/41y5Zyueay @kirstin_g and he's said he doesn't know how to answer to that bc being a girl isn't a put down (I love my kid) but… https://t.co/34DO7j6LvF @kirstin_g he only gets annoyed bc he's been constantly called girl his entire life. Like even as a baby. Even as h… https://t.co/OveJicMHd4 @kirstin_g ❤️ I've asked him if wants haircut whether with me or his usual stylist (mine) bc trust she'd try make s… https://t.co/AsF7uEWAem @kirstin_g me too! I'll look for you, thanks! @kirstin_g are you on IG bc I know you have a long hair kid so he loves seeing that.@kirstin_g that's the thing though we started with mine longer despite he had long hair (for a boy🙄). Neither cut… https://t.co/619aV9nyabMy kid's hair is longer than mine! K & I swear mine was bit longer before pandemic bc I was trying to grow mine. Ne… https://t.co/BpLPcUgM4S @MyzzCryz oh ❤️. That's sweet. I hope you can find her something to occupy her but yeah that must be hard. You're o… https://t.co/0rv6StKTc0 @MyzzCryz school so since she was seen every day they would just tell her everything. And that wasn't fair to me in… https://t.co/EVpu04uUW0 @MyzzCryz at her, not even trying to be really mean, just annoyed about something I don't even remember. And I was… https://t.co/Hz4m7znJ5k @MyzzCryz awww, does she enjoy still seeing the kids? That probably would be hard to leave bc if I was older that w… https://t.co/bxaYPeBSKkI try to stay very far from KY despite I live above it. I just can't understand how they keep electing such a disgu… https://t.co/5JS3ebHOCf @MyzzCryz she sounds like my grandma. She is retired now at 95 but she worked until maybe 7yrs ago part time bc jus… https://t.co/2qvBjcg1TMInteresting article if haven't read yet. I only wish those that've had it that think they're immune bc "have antibo… https://t.co/uYnHnjIjnx @Lost_NYer thanks! @MyzzCryz and make no mistake I told him he should leave in Aug but he didn't want to bc he's barely scheduled & he… https://t.co/9QJvKuxpMG @MyzzCryz one employee/kind of Mgr thinks he's silly there but whatever. I told him to invite her to work at Walmar… https://t.co/hlPaSkqbpf @MyzzCryz that's so awesome your boss is being so great about it! I'm very happy for you bc that must be a relief.… https://t.co/Ffvj54nqf4 @Lost_NYer did you buy? If so mind sharing the brand/link or whatever? @MyzzCryz I grew up with supper usually but now call it dinner. In college my roommate & I used to bicker constantl… https://t.co/6WudeAZnLh @MyzzCryz will you have to go back anytime soon have you heard?Amazing how fast the script changes when it benefits you. I truly don't understand power hungry people. And I don't… https://t.co/Kg0xqe39nj
10/13
2020
@MyzzCryz haha, just said something similar to @chimama1961 @chimama1961 not disagreeing with that, which helps me to tell myself as I stay here. And if my kid moved that woul… https://t.co/dMyDbIGOxO @chimama1961 but I think she's got some friends that live there but I rolled my eyes at her husband who told me you… https://t.co/bGr095H9OO @chimama1961 she's been having a really hard time after her dad died last year. They worked selling insurance toget… https://t.co/omjCnp5qXJThe neighbor whose leaving name was Julie which was 1 of A's 1st 5 words but he couldn't pronounce so called her Gi… https://t.co/EButhfM04RJust found out my neighbor across street for 13yrs is moving to South Carolina. Why couldn't it be my Trump loving… https://t.co/oQfPBfoXUP @CFB_law @Becominggranola @Unsarah84 @clovertine if that's your version of extreme than I'll happily be considered… https://t.co/o2tHjWzuY5 @CFB_law @Becominggranola @Unsarah84 @clovertine why would I want to take a chance killing someone? Why would I wan… https://t.co/Aduz9O3dsz @Unsarah84 haha, that's been on our list for Nov since we won't be risking seeing our family this year. Could chang… https://t.co/3BraO214vR @Mango1531 right? This was probably from trader Joe's and said exactly that, lol. Was part of bigger fairy garden b… https://t.co/ZJH05hrhJO @Mango1531 cool thanks! I had some brought up on Google but such a coincidence you posted same plant tonight figure… https://t.co/X3dZ3F7d96 @Mango1531 what's the name of one in picture on the right but left side of planter? Ours grew to over foot tall the… https://t.co/M3KeFQh1g2Tonight was fun watching our neighbor's cool Halloween projections on their house (my IG is same as here if want to… https://t.co/AW11WksO19
10/12
2020
Alright fine. I won't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. 👍🙄 https://t.co/6NtSoZ79ev
10/10
2020
@statenislandma do you have an online voter portal that tells you when they received your ballot. I turned ours in… https://t.co/N4Lnqp8wsw @Leighbra K & I are at 19 yrs in Feb. BUT we lived through so much before that it's crazy to think about and A refu… https://t.co/maiVsAufDR @Leighbra the fact you two are happily married is the best (not discounting kids but they'd exist regardless). I'm… https://t.co/Qx9OtLPKB1 @SecretBeck @Leighbra you've literally met your kids to who they are. And you're letting them be themselves. And t… https://t.co/O5GxEGOShk @hmschlingmama @Leighbra of course and I'm proud of anyone that does it. But I'll still admire you it. And you must… https://t.co/s8FfOri6TP @hmschlingmama @Leighbra you're so amazing! You did all that work way younger than I did and I admire it. ❤️ It is your best work! @Leighbra I'm stealing this btw bc I love this. I asked my whole family. K's is he went & graduated college & slowl… https://t.co/uFyentwvIz @GeigerinGirl not helpful but I delivered ours directly and it shows correct date on portal so at least for us, the… https://t.co/9KRoLkz7sQ @jessandtheboys_ right? I know I'm getting nothing out of this except I appreciate if I can live through this. But… https://t.co/p2slP61wf0
10/8
2020
@MyzzCryz awww, I'm glad he's doing okay. You've raised a great kid. If they're doing fine to thriving virtually wh… https://t.co/3s0uGPgTCb @MyzzCryz how is your kid doing? Is he in person or virtual? I don't remember, sorry. (honestly no judgements eithe… https://t.co/xvTqwgoabI @MyzzCryz but I've seen others really struggle which makes me cheer my decision for 3 person family bc I don't even… https://t.co/bEiqeYPG1s @MyzzCryz I definitely agree with this! So thankful we're healthy still. But I was joking bc Keith likes to be ridi… https://t.co/D1H69Iogy7But honestly though, when covid is finally over will there be a medal ceremony? I love my partner but the fact we'r… https://t.co/g5QvI9N8mYHere's what I don't get. My family raised me to care for others, especially when they're down since my older sis ha… https://t.co/v92kRtUqIbNothing more fun than arguing against capitalism vs socialism to your 95yo grandma. 🙄🤦‍♀️ I get there is no one rig… https://t.co/l3MDKgotif @chimama1961 A wants to knock them down everyday. He knows he can't steal them so that was best he could come up wi… https://t.co/hGAgoRU9m2I need a sign that says I live next to racists but they think they're very fine people. Bc I know damn well they TH… https://t.co/DEzVGxwdB3Now nextdoor neighbor has 45's sign in their yard. It's not surprising since I've yelled at her adult son over summ… https://t.co/mFty7evIhlThis woman is too much! Like she'd be hilariously awful if it weren't for the fact she cares about no one but herse… https://t.co/IEexjSw8Ag @staceyballis do they know something we don't know?
10/7
2020
My boy Chunk is losing!! Help him! 😂 I'm impressed by 747 but he had longer in pic before/after to get even more ma… https://t.co/Ky52x9JWpyHad a small fever last night but feeling better today so I either beat covid in less than a day or just beat the si… https://t.co/3S1F2fdJIk @MyzzCryz Keith's did last year but not this year so I guess it's just a fluke of what happens to you.
10/6
2020
After a flu shot, if you get symptoms, how long does it take for you? I got one today but I don't think the headach… https://t.co/WbpFnq2kOjSo the Dr is also seeing he's unhinged, a safety nightmare, and a menace to everyone but he's still releasing him?… https://t.co/wxlcpfavKe @MyzzCryz it is sad just bc nice to know there's an option. 1 of ours is only open on weekends now and the other 2… https://t.co/rQqIPLQnVA @chimama1961 ❤️❤️❤️😍 yay!The nurse also didn't even check my blood pressure bc my pulse was so high from even being there. Told her it was,… https://t.co/WvYYwZTBcYDr had the lab people come into the room I was in instead of waiting in the waiting room then going to their rooms… https://t.co/zDm0RnmEto @MyzzCryz found it funny they told everyone they had to wear one of their masks but me. Apparently they feel I'm ta… https://t.co/QzDWfgz0ilOld man came in with his nose hanging out so now I'm outside waiting. He went right up to receptionist to talk with… https://t.co/z4AXOeWMQv
10/5
2020

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