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I will not stand for the erasure of our special time together. Beard and I most certainly went to prom together. We…
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Found my favorite lol @daronk77 @WritesTc COME BACK HERE DARON YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE CHOSEN @WritesTc @daronk77 me brain broke @WritesTc @daronk77 lol you sound like me @WritesTc @daronk77 Now I feel cheated on. Who's this new person DARON??? @daronk77 @WritesTc We do. We're totes bad at disparaging people's good names! @WritesTc @daronk77 OF COURSE @WritesTc @daronk77 *whispers* Cuz we were talkin about ya behind your back *disappears into rabbit hole* @WritesTc @daronk77 This is just karma. I do it to Daron, you do it to me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @WritesTc @daronk77 SAME lolThis was great. Was especially happy to see Beard catch the allusions to SCROOGE/IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE. πŸ˜ƒ @WritesTc @daronk77 You definitely do not lol. I'm tryna keep up as it is (with quality, not quantity, because your writing β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️) @daronk77 Yeah, this one feels different in a good way. The rush is better when I complete a chapter. It might just…
"You never know what those around you are going through. You never know when you may be meeting someone on the wors…"Every disagreement doesn't have to be total war."Ash (dog) over here howling along with "This is Your Land" is slaying me. Him a proud American doggo. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @Max_Stark8 @Rudy53088 @TJ_Tranchell I couldn't remember how long it had been since I picked up my guitar so I spen… @Max_Stark8 @Rudy53088 @TJ_Tranchell I bite my nails so...πŸ€ͺ @Jen_Bernardini Oh, and please don't think I want you to stop sending them. I was just surprised at how quickly they rolled in lol @JoshuaMarsella I'm day smoking some greenery :) @Max_Stark8 @Rudy53088 @TJ_Tranchell You can also use a credit card gently. Dab the card in the Goo Gone and then s… @basement_books Those are usually only on weekends. They've been around here since the insurrection. I got a feelin… @Jen_Bernardini You were one of the first! @Jen_Bernardini @JBTaylor42 @waynefenlon I think so too. @prettypapercuts πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ yup @ReviewsRain They've been all over the place. State troopers mostly. @ReviewsRain I got an odorless baggie and a tin I hide in the wheelwell @Jen_Bernardini The ladies are up next. I had people sending stuff an hour after that video went up πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @Rudy53088 @Max_Stark8 @TJ_Tranchell I'll walk you through how to use it when you can't get under it. Gimme a bit. @debobes2001 I got one but if they'd searched I'd have been got @DoomReads No 😭😭😭 @JoshuaMarsella I wish dude. I can't take the cold anymore. My back would be agony. @Grumblesprout Not in this backward ass of a state 😭Went to buy weed. Caught a checkpoint on the way home that wasn't there on my way over. Ain't been that scared in a hot minute. @RVthebookslayer 🀣🀣🀣 @DarkButDreaming Yup. It all counts 😁 @CodyZeise I don't have a pc good enough to run it 😭I haven't written a song or created a Mario Maker level in ages. Fixing both tonight. @waynefenlon Loved that one. I have need for speed but I want a realistic sim. I can get used to wonky controls..@tracy_reads79 drops by with a couple of reviews! First up is Matthew Lyons' THE NIGHT WILL FIND US. #horror…
Retweeted by E. @waynefenlon $6 is rental price for me so I snagged it. I'm just looking for a simulator that I can listen to audio… @BulldawgNate Yeah, why isn't this a thing??? @waynefenlon Hey, I just found the first one for $6 on eBay. Gonna grab that instead. @waynefenlon Just tossed it in my cart on Amazon. I'll take a chance at $21 :) @waynefenlon I was just doing that lol @waynefenlon Sweet. Thanks! @tracy_reads79 Thanks for the info. You've done a great service this day β™₯️ @tracy_reads79 Hell yeah!What's the Playstation 4/5 equivalent of Forza? I refuse to buy an Xbox for one game, and it's literally the only o… on to "Fly by Night" next. @JoshuaMarsella oh my gawd πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€Rush Exposure Update: My favorite song off "Rush" is "Working Man". The lead guitar work is terrific.
@eScottNicholson Cool, thanks for the info! @JBTaylor42 @waynefenlon It's when I fuck around and end up on PimpleTube that I start to question my love for YouTube lol @JBTaylor42 @waynefenlon I love that side of YouTube. So fucking cool. That's everything I love about this damn website.21% of my views have been coming from YouTube Home recently. Does this mean my videos are hitting Youtube's home page??? @hudec86 I did, I did, I have shamed my entire lineage lol @MightStephen Spittin image lol @JBTaylor42 @waynefenlon The Leonardo DiCaprio ones, yeah. What else do you have? @StewartStories I can dig it. Geddy Lee's voice is not growing on me. @waynefenlon @JBTaylor42 The rabbit hole just keeps going... @waynefenlon @JBTaylor42 😳😳😳 @waynefenlon Add Josh...Brummel? I can't remember dude's name... @UptownHorror You videos were an inspiration for sure 😁 @waynefenlon I'm dying over here 🀣🀣🀣 @waynefenlon 😳😳😳 @Koppa171 Holy shit, I forgot about Bardiem! @waynefenlon Who's that on the left? @waynefenlon We gonna be here a while lol @WellReadBeard I fuckin knew I shouldn't have used that word with you lol @waynefenlon WTF??? I'mma have enough for a whole goddamn series soon LMAO! @waynefenlon OHMYGAWD @WellReadBeard I'll tackle the ladies next. This couldn't wait lol @userbits @UptownHorror @Jen_Bernardini You're all to blame lolMy greatest achievement... @waynefenlon IT'S ALIVEBoyyyyy, do I have a video for y'all...πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ @UptownHorror YOU SEE THIS INSANITY??? @Jen_Bernardini is to blame for this madnessWTF IS HAPPENING??? @Jen_Bernardini Holy shit. They all have love children! from @Lemon_jupiter for Is it Nasty! THANK YOU!!! of my favorite things to do is voices for our pets. Chelle will be talking to Ash (our dog) and I'll respond, a… @brandenburgdm They are both looking at the picture of Plemons and wondering about that one New year's Eve party they both blacked out @UptownHorror Right?🀣🀣🀣 @UptownHorror Bruh, look at how Plemons's chin is both of theirs together. The foreheads...WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON???One of my most anticipated releases! @UptownHorror IT'S SOME KIND OF CONSPIRACYBlaming @UptownHorrorOH MY GAWD MAKE IT STAHP @UptownHorror Jesse Plemons is the result of them being on set together lol*puts "The Final Countdown" on repeat* @Well_WorthARead I'm screaming and she can't hear me! @daronk77 Did you send my guy WE ARE LEGEND??? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @GregAbbott_TX @TexasGuard They already outed two extremists. Good talk.For the same reason people slow down when they pass a multi-car pileup.