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I will not stand for the erasure of our special time together. Beard and I most certainly went to prom together. We… https://t.co/2KrrgxM0F3
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2021
@todd_keisling My future divorce lawyers have directed me to respond "No comment"...
1/23
2021
Me promoting Me promoting other people's my own book books https://t.co/ic1IncMLYn
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1/22
2021
Found my favorite lol https://t.co/mF02DjzPU3 @daronk77 @WritesTc COME BACK HERE DARON YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE CHOSEN @WritesTc @daronk77 me brain broke @WritesTc @daronk77 lol you sound like me @WritesTc @daronk77 Now I feel cheated on. Who's this new person DARON??? @daronk77 @WritesTc We do. We're totes bad at disparaging people's good names! @WritesTc @daronk77 OF COURSE @WritesTc @daronk77 *whispers* Cuz we were talkin about ya behind your back *disappears into rabbit hole* @WritesTc @daronk77 This is just karma. I do it to Daron, you do it to me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @WritesTc @daronk77 SAME lolThis was great. Was especially happy to see Beard catch the allusions to SCROOGE/IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE. πŸ˜ƒ https://t.co/5VTsLsd2jh @WritesTc @daronk77 You definitely do not lol. I'm tryna keep up as it is (with quality, not quantity, because your writing β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️) @daronk77 Yeah, this one feels different in a good way. The rush is better when I complete a chapter. It might just… https://t.co/ElDtrVfwWQ
1/21
2021
"You never know what those around you are going through. You never know when you may be meeting someone on the wors… https://t.co/PGy9NcK0Nz"Every disagreement doesn't have to be total war."Ash (dog) over here howling along with "This is Your Land" is slaying me. Him a proud American doggo. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @Max_Stark8 @Rudy53088 @TJ_Tranchell I couldn't remember how long it had been since I picked up my guitar so I spen… https://t.co/Le14x6CFxo @Max_Stark8 @Rudy53088 @TJ_Tranchell I bite my nails so...πŸ€ͺ @Jen_Bernardini Oh, and please don't think I want you to stop sending them. I was just surprised at how quickly they rolled in lol @JoshuaMarsella I'm day smoking some greenery :) @Max_Stark8 @Rudy53088 @TJ_Tranchell You can also use a credit card gently. Dab the card in the Goo Gone and then s… https://t.co/yZl5veFLRu @basement_books Those are usually only on weekends. They've been around here since the insurrection. I got a feelin… https://t.co/76PCdD0IDX @Jen_Bernardini You were one of the first! @Jen_Bernardini @JBTaylor42 @waynefenlon I think so too. @prettypapercuts πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ yup @ReviewsRain They've been all over the place. State troopers mostly. @ReviewsRain I got an odorless baggie and a tin I hide in the wheelwell @Jen_Bernardini The ladies are up next. I had people sending stuff an hour after that video went up πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @Rudy53088 @Max_Stark8 @TJ_Tranchell I'll walk you through how to use it when you can't get under it. Gimme a bit. @debobes2001 I got one but if they'd searched I'd have been got @DoomReads No 😭😭😭 @JoshuaMarsella I wish dude. I can't take the cold anymore. My back would be agony. @Grumblesprout Not in this backward ass of a state 😭Went to buy weed. Caught a checkpoint on the way home that wasn't there on my way over. Ain't been that scared in a hot minute. @RVthebookslayer 🀣🀣🀣 @DarkButDreaming Yup. It all counts 😁 @CodyZeise I don't have a pc good enough to run it 😭I haven't written a song or created a Mario Maker level in ages. Fixing both tonight. @waynefenlon Loved that one. I have need for speed but I want a realistic sim. I can get used to wonky controls..@tracy_reads79 drops by with a couple of reviews! First up is Matthew Lyons' THE NIGHT WILL FIND US. #horror… https://t.co/qOMNclxuqL
Retweeted by E. @waynefenlon $6 is rental price for me so I snagged it. I'm just looking for a simulator that I can listen to audio… https://t.co/N1fcscysFl @BulldawgNate Yeah, why isn't this a thing??? @waynefenlon Hey, I just found the first one for $6 on eBay. Gonna grab that instead. @waynefenlon Just tossed it in my cart on Amazon. I'll take a chance at $21 :) @waynefenlon I was just doing that lol @waynefenlon Sweet. Thanks! @tracy_reads79 Thanks for the info. You've done a great service this day β™₯️ @tracy_reads79 Hell yeah!What's the Playstation 4/5 equivalent of Forza? I refuse to buy an Xbox for one game, and it's literally the only o… https://t.co/y6qml2rWY4Moving on to "Fly by Night" next. @JoshuaMarsella oh my gawd πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€Rush Exposure Update: My favorite song off "Rush" is "Working Man". The lead guitar work is terrific.
1/20
2021
@eScottNicholson Cool, thanks for the info! @JBTaylor42 @waynefenlon It's when I fuck around and end up on PimpleTube that I start to question my love for YouTube lol @JBTaylor42 @waynefenlon I love that side of YouTube. So fucking cool. That's everything I love about this damn website.21% of my views have been coming from YouTube Home recently. Does this mean my videos are hitting Youtube's home page??? @hudec86 I did, I did, I have shamed my entire lineage lol @MightStephen Spittin image lol @JBTaylor42 @waynefenlon The Leonardo DiCaprio ones, yeah. What else do you have? @StewartStories I can dig it. Geddy Lee's voice is not growing on me. @waynefenlon @JBTaylor42 The rabbit hole just keeps going... @waynefenlon @JBTaylor42 😳😳😳 @waynefenlon Add Josh...Brummel? I can't remember dude's name... @UptownHorror You videos were an inspiration for sure 😁 @waynefenlon I'm dying over here 🀣🀣🀣 @waynefenlon 😳😳😳 @Koppa171 Holy shit, I forgot about Bardiem! @waynefenlon Who's that on the left? @waynefenlon We gonna be here a while lol @WellReadBeard I fuckin knew I shouldn't have used that word with you lol @waynefenlon WTF??? I'mma have enough for a whole goddamn series soon LMAO! @waynefenlon OHMYGAWD @WellReadBeard I'll tackle the ladies next. This couldn't wait lol @userbits @UptownHorror @Jen_Bernardini You're all to blame lolMy greatest achievement... https://t.co/xxc5ojQkJs @waynefenlon IT'S ALIVEBoyyyyy, do I have a video for y'all...πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ https://t.co/KpCByh24s3 @UptownHorror YOU SEE THIS INSANITY??? @Jen_Bernardini is to blame for this madnessWTF IS HAPPENING??? https://t.co/W1tL3rFDAt @Jen_Bernardini Holy shit. They all have love children! https://t.co/JuinLqIA1EGift from @Lemon_jupiter for Is it Nasty! THANK YOU!!! https://t.co/mU5jjT78LmOne of my favorite things to do is voices for our pets. Chelle will be talking to Ash (our dog) and I'll respond, a… https://t.co/ejVg0HldmC @brandenburgdm They are both looking at the picture of Plemons and wondering about that one New year's Eve party they both blacked out @UptownHorror Right?🀣🀣🀣 @UptownHorror Bruh, look at how Plemons's chin is both of theirs together. The foreheads...WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON???One of my most anticipated releases! https://t.co/FpY5QWQJHZ @UptownHorror IT'S SOME KIND OF CONSPIRACYBlaming @UptownHorrorOH MY GAWD MAKE IT STAHP https://t.co/aybRldxchW @UptownHorror Jesse Plemons is the result of them being on set together lol https://t.co/SlCfgdSg29*puts "The Final Countdown" on repeat* @Well_WorthARead I'm screaming and she can't hear me! @daronk77 Did you send my guy WE ARE LEGEND??? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/13TFvqs4EF @GregAbbott_TX @TexasGuard They already outed two extremists. Good talk.For the same reason people slow down when they pass a multi-car pileup. https://t.co/gM4v2RRPuY
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