Sign in with Twitter

Username:

SFF/middle-grade fiction writer. SFWA member. Strategy/marketing consultant. Dadjoke teller. Doggo fan. Sentence-fragment lover. She/her Repped by @samroebuck

1,489 Following   4,471 Followers   70,052 Tweets

Joined Twitter 6/25/08


imagine how long it takes for smells to reach his brain https://t.co/wF7pJcqRLI
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a maskgood evening, clarice https://t.co/bXULlFR6t6
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a maskMe opening my eyes to see I have two minutes left before my alarm clock goes off https://t.co/zHEzn20OLv
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a maskThis photo has improved my day https://t.co/32N8mjyQYd
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a maskme telling my computer i’ll update everything tomorrow https://t.co/5NIGfcJfB7
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a mask @MarcusCVance @arleysorg And living in the neighborhood doesn't actually mean the person is good people, as much as… https://t.co/hTx44iM2vbIf you or a loved one has been affected by puppacino theft you may be entitled to financial compensation!🐶 https://t.co/IIITdnCZAZ
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a mask @amysundberg I hope it's sooner than expected!A Mendelssohn piece that you hear constantly in classic cartoons, and even more recent ones like REN & STIMPY and S… https://t.co/fmON3X6Qhp
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a maskThe hypnotic "Fingal's Cave Overture" by Felix Mendelssohn was used as the theme music for the mysterious Minah Bir… https://t.co/1VkoReaLmx
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a mask“The Blue Danube” is one of Strauss’s most famous and beautiful waltzes, thus making it ripe for animated parody. T… https://t.co/GNJWcqZjXs
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a maskBugs Bunny famously conducted Franz von Suppé’s “Morning, Noon and Night in Vienna” in the classic BATON BUNNY. Thi… https://t.co/ppKwYoOuXK
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a mask“Dance of the Comedians” by Czech composer Bedřich Smetana (from the comic opera THE BARTERED BRIDE) was used as an… https://t.co/YWt8ZpBRyq
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a maskI don’t know who can listen to the famous opera “The Barber of Seville” by Gioachino Rossini without thinking of Bu… https://t.co/9CMbJasRAl
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a maskTHREAD: Lots of us learned classical music from watching old cartoons, so I’m going to identify the pieces that fre… https://t.co/C6AEzV1FPs
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a maskThis happens to women *a lot* when they ask for more money https://t.co/ryHTpGNveo
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a maskBEYOND HUMAN / JAZZ POPCORN ROBOT No audience, no player, no composition #twittermusiclab #soundart #sundayvibes https://t.co/T4wVuNUQpp
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a mask @JackK crossing fingers for you all!What would a #WealthTax mean? A 2% annual tax if your net worth is $50 million—$1 billion. Up to 3% if your net… https://t.co/LNS5eLjjNj
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a maskBillionaire wealth is 40% higher now than when the COVID crisis began – but our tax system is still tilted toward t… https://t.co/o7UZELJnYe
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a maskThe Republican Party is nothing more than the party of Trump. The sooner Biden and Senate Democrats realize this the better.
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a maskIf you’ve been waiting for a Disney-themed musical number to get a COVID vaccine, I give you this. https://t.co/PLExZia6M2
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a maskEven if you're not a voting member, talk about the work you loved! Make sure people know it's out there. Voting po… https://t.co/zwW49OXkfA
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a mask @TinaGower I've done it once before so I knew what to expect, and I'm still craving all the things.“He went down a path he shouldn't have, and we shouldn't have followed him, and we shouldn't have listened to him.… https://t.co/RtexqNxSnP
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a mask @geninet me rn https://t.co/xvnwj6hxpH @TinaGower It is! Yet again. What is it about not being allowed foods that makes you able to think of nothing else?Mysterious Galaxy is a wonderful bookstore that has been there for science fiction readers and fans over the years.… https://t.co/0MSYosbnZj
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a maskThe Baenistas are continuing to make Jason Sanford's life a living hell after he published the Baen's Bar piece… https://t.co/LiUM3C4rBf
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a mask4 - When velvet is cut on the loom itself, it's done with steel slicing rods. I watched this video on loop for li… https://t.co/r86O1s0cyz
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a maskmuhammad ali: float like a butterfly jellyfish: done muhammad ali: sting like a bee jellyfish: i am nailing this
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a maskThe voter suppression bill (#HB531) that just passed the Georgia House would, among other things, make it a misdeme… https://t.co/hMPDZWGQwQ
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a maskthis thread is so pretty. https://t.co/8tJwbhLsLk
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a maskIt's "only allowed to eat hard boiled eggs and plain white rice" day in the prep for this GI test and I'm craving ALLLLL THE THINGSReally incredible to compare this with the relative differences in tone about how these two groups are covered. https://t.co/mSqQb6oo8G
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a maskToday is disability day of mourning. I’m mourning the disabled people who didn’t survive this pandemic. I’m mournin… https://t.co/wuAN1chMNz
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a mask“The grind” kills a lot of people. At some point we should reevaluate why we praise it so much to begin with.
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a mask @michaeldthomas At least research is optimistic about reducing transmissibility post-vax! Crossing fingers for Caitlin's speedy appt @michaeldthomas I'm glad CA has upgraded from its eugenicsy "high-risk disabilities for people under 65 don't count… https://t.co/DPv5zrV08s @CassieY4 So many hugs for you! I get it. The last thing you wanna do is see yet one more thing die that you've put… https://t.co/qTa5GJIRXbIt's my 1-year quaranversary. #HighRiskCA Once I get fully vaxxed, I can upgrade my lifestyle to be like a healthy… https://t.co/EADA1PJfeW
3/2
2021
Bagel gives the sleepy one-ear salute! #dailydoggo https://t.co/n187bOlK70ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES https://t.co/o2jM8pidFQ
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a maskguess y'all just afraid heights... https://t.co/gfpP7kpvaQ
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a maskwait no we don't want shape-shifting robot swarms https://t.co/1la5immlvl
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a maskCities with more Black residents rely more on traffic tickets & fines for revenue. A study looked at fines in 93 Ca… https://t.co/mpgGDxwvgn
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a maskBreaking: Georgia’s GOP-controlled House passes new voter suppression bill #HB531 cutting weekend voting, restricti… https://t.co/RUIUr0LCan
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a mask @s_meems @clarkesworld Congrats!!!!!!If you need some dog therapy https://t.co/SwGW6OO1LZ
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a maskDentist: open wide Me: :) Dentist: not your arms Me: :(
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a maskRepublicans falsely claim that Judge Garland refused to answer all of their questions, but were ok with Judge Barre… https://t.co/Owmh031NQo
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a mask @MortuaryReport There is no why there is only chocolate knife. And crab knife. And underwear knife. And milk knife. @kfury One year ago today I shut my high-risk ass in the house. ::remote fistbump:: ::sanitizes fist just in case:: @CassieY4 @JKBartleby what are you even DOING with your time if you're not prioritizing thisThis is what you do when you have definitely served the community with integrity and the chickens are absolutely no… https://t.co/Ipt8FQrclw
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a mask"No thank you" --California https://t.co/mKK9ofZuTrCossmass Infinities are NOW open for submissions from Black, Asian, Latin, LGBTQ+ and other under-represented autho… https://t.co/LUfeziDIzL
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a mask @MortuaryReport I love this channel! There's the NileRed real chemistry channel, and we call this one NileBlack b… https://t.co/3tMvZgGOAdme yelling “REPRESENTATIVE!!” to the automated customer service line https://t.co/1SV4G7EipX
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a maskWhat’s the right price patients should pay for medications? ZERO dollars, because no copay means ==> more patie… https://t.co/SfjopaAEG1
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a maskCW Ableism, Disabled Death March 1 is International Disability Day of Mourning. Today we mourn the loss of disabl… https://t.co/5b5XffYSxi
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a maskConsidering your disabled family & friends have spend the last year being outright told our lives are expendable th… https://t.co/6D2b9ZQTRW
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a maskDon't be like these assholes https://t.co/HohGQadFg5A reminder that “judeo-Christian” is a meaningless phrase that serves no purpose except portraying Christian domini… https://t.co/XGZsQ6NWWD
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a maskShort Fiction Roundup February 2021 @Analog_SF Jan-Feb '21 @UncannyMagazine Jan-Feb '21 @LightspeedMag Jan '21, Fe… https://t.co/v3JdvgQUMV
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a maskThread https://t.co/OqidBIUTUO @tobi_thedreamer @fiyahlitmag @tordotcom This was an incredible story!!!Many thanks to @sl_huang for recommending this incredible flash piece, "Here Sits His Ignominy" by @tobi_thedreamerhttps://t.co/FRwkfQn9DJ
3/1
2021
IT'S PEANUT BUTTER TIME OMG #dailydoggo https://t.co/OYQy36y4lh
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a maskNeat! Turning on the subtitles at home helps kids learn to read faster. https://t.co/V2kzD8V5TuLOOKIT THAT HAPPY LIL QUOKKA BABY https://t.co/m3l1oGesob @mollyd522 If he keeps licking the empty spoon more peanut butter will appear. That's just science.IT'S PEANUT BUTTER TIME OMG #dailydoggo https://t.co/OYQy36y4lhart. this is art. https://t.co/Y7ntrczSaK
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a maskThere's now also new mRNA vaccines in the works for HIV, influenza & certain types of heart disease and cancer. Co… https://t.co/AZA9Mgx3Wd
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a maskWow, this is an absolute game changer. There's now a mRNA vaccine in the works for malaria. Huge, huge news for A… https://t.co/cXaHRUSk25
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a mask @guncelawits oooohToday in How Are You Barking, Dr Wolf? https://t.co/WGdclXOrl0
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a maskCreepy and cool at the same time https://t.co/lbLRmsDsv5
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a mask::tries real hard to just let ppl enjoy things:: https://t.co/yeucSqisur @arleysorg @jennyrae @marshallmaresca @shaunduke and also losing two additional hours to getting carried away into… https://t.co/s0iN49pVpYGet. The. Shot. https://t.co/pxnsszLu1k
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a maskRSD creates extreme emotional pain triggered by the perception—not necessarily reality— that one has been rejected,… https://t.co/ws7Y68DHm5
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a maskStarting a "Hard to Swallow Pills" series! I'll be covering various aspects of the #ADHD experience, and hard trut… https://t.co/yh1RWS7LDy
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a maskIt shouldn’t be a hard decision. And yet. Democrats Have A Choice: They Can Enact Their Agenda Or Keep The Fili… https://t.co/vnW5OnwGts
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a masktaxes are weird this year the gov't says I owe 3 grand and I'm like you guys owe me my grandma.
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a mask
2/28
2021
Whether it's stopping widespread assaults on voting rights, addressing the climate crisis, or paying people a livin… https://t.co/LqiSkbRQlg
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a maskCPAC is Comic-Con for people who’ve been muted by their entire family on Facebook
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a mask @jeannette_ng ooooooooohPpl who've had covid and don't want bad news, look away -- ppl who're tempted to unmask or need more encouragement… https://t.co/enTomBtIet
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a maskThis is Leia. She turned a squeaker toy into a nose flute and would like to play a few notes for you. She’s still l… https://t.co/maVmG4Hg2o
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a mask @ccfinlay obv! @arleysorg 😂😂😂CPAC accidentally making their stage the shape of a Nazi symbol https://t.co/pmPpsNP5W2
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a maskYikes! Hedge fund Alden Global Capital (known for mass-firing reporters & running newspapers into the ground) is ab… https://t.co/AumJ4h8Up2
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a maskNEW: Johnson & Johnson single shot vaccine just approved by FDA for 18 and older. We are ready to roll it out!
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a maskMaureen Dowd wrote a column about how "the left" needs to figure out that journalism has no party, and all the jour… https://t.co/gRC868tKYL
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a mask @premeesaurus omg!!!!trader joe's just fired me for sending this letter to the ceo, saying i don't share the company values. i guess adv… https://t.co/rPQ69EzhlE
Retweeted by Effie Seiberg wants you to wear a mask @That_MarcC @jennyrae It only works if the code is projected into your face
2/27
2021

0