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Effie Cyborg @effies Bay Area CA

SFF/middle-grade fiction writer. Strategy/marketing consultant. Cake sculptor. Dadjoke teller. Doggo fan. Sentence-fragment lover. She/her Repped by @samroebuck

1,412 Following   4,358 Followers   60,844 Tweets

Joined Twitter 6/25/08


@marshallmaresca 😁A dog steals a really bad sandwich https://t.co/Eoz63Q6myERemember the outcry when Bill Clinton met the AG on the tarmac? https://t.co/yHq3Q2gE7q
Retweeted by Effie CyborgWaiting periods are unnecessary and disproportionately affect people living in poverty. https://t.co/jKJlrvOidJ
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10/21
2020
@briancebuhl pretty much yeahdon't fuck it up don't fuck it up don't fuck it up don't fuck it up https://t.co/UCsCaxJM16The devil makes work for idle hands..... https://t.co/WikXLUQA3B
Retweeted by Effie Cyborg @kellyoyo @premeesaurus I would like a reading of "The Wumpaloons" by Jack Prelutsky on repeat. Then tie-dye the re… https://t.co/AwpxgI2loiMore people have now early voted in TX than the number of people who voted for Donald Trump in TX in 2016.
Retweeted by Effie CyborgThis really makes no sense politically. The only people voting for Trump are "lost minds" who don't care for center… https://t.co/P5JubIDkFI
Retweeted by Effie CyborgI think Officer Ubeda wants to be famous. https://t.co/RsOuhta2u4
Retweeted by Effie CyborgThere are no jobs in these places. But if you don’t work, they take your healthcare. That’s what a “friend” Seema V… https://t.co/hCMW3qu1Zr
Retweeted by Effie CyborgAmnesty International has received credible but disturbing evidence of excessive use of force occasioning deaths of… https://t.co/9gxAkGL74X
Retweeted by Effie CyborgTo all voters, poll workers, election administrators: Have you had or heard about any trouble with voting in the 20… https://t.co/O4NNeklzrF
Retweeted by Effie CyborgThere are 4 types of engineers https://t.co/iFTC1hx6AH
Retweeted by Effie CyborgThis your dad? https://t.co/hekgenYUe8 https://t.co/luhZ7Eaz5w
Retweeted by Effie Cyborg @GalaxyPlatypus The movie would still be brilliant without Bowie! This is my favorite movie of all time and it woul… https://t.co/e1nRgl4yJG @aidan_doyle @jennyrae @scribofelidae @finstergrrrl @ECthetwit @latifalyles @katsudonburi @invisibleinkie @outseidehttps://t.co/RbtxJ2qnDX @Wiswell @weredawgz @FiresideFiction Never! My last name is already so close to Cyborg that it feels somehow wrong not to use it...Hunter Biden story is Russian disinfo, dozens of former intel officials say - POLITICO https://t.co/33M7RJJYEh
Retweeted by Effie CyborgThe deadline to register to vote online was yesterday but Californians can still take advantage of Same Day Voter R… https://t.co/WWa5nMcciI
Retweeted by Effie CyborgUmmm, wait a second... https://t.co/WnRhXdn2AV
Retweeted by Effie Cyborgcheck it out! https://t.co/3ZrzbtmCn7mocking someone who sexually harassed his co-workers is not "punitive," stop co-opting abolitionist language to pro… https://t.co/T9rmJ5ZJDm
Retweeted by Effie CyborgHey writers. Keep at it. https://t.co/1WVBelgmbDGood. Keep voting! 2 weeks. https://t.co/t7uei7fAnm
Retweeted by Effie Cyborgno probs, i've been training for this https://t.co/EblwF4KlJO
Retweeted by Effie Cyborg @Wiswell @weredawgz @FiresideFiction Congrats!!!⚠️BREAKING—Huge CDC study says #COVID19 not only caused 285,000 excess deaths— but CDC also found, surprisingly, th… https://t.co/rC8bh41tTK
Retweeted by Effie CyborgTo whatever future civilization is skimming through our society's digital remains: know that we deserved every inch… https://t.co/BbIvuXrel6
Retweeted by Effie Cyborg @GeekMelange SAAAAAMEnow that i'm not in a sorority anymore, i can finally bring this back lolllll. at least i was right 👁👄👁 https://t.co/A4zgkbjBSG
Retweeted by Effie Cyborgrunning late sh*t my mask https://t.co/z22hh8sw2L
Retweeted by Effie Cyborg @GeekMelange It's a good threadTrump says about covid: “You turn on CNN, that’s all they cover. ‘Covid, covid, pandemic. Covid, covid, covid.’” Y… https://t.co/6vgTayyZIx
Retweeted by Effie CyborgOne woman will travel to the stars and beyond to save her beloved... We're thrilled to share the cover for Sun-Daug… https://t.co/IrI5oooOjH
Retweeted by Effie CyborgSince Tiffany Trump's appearance at the Trump Pride campaign event is trending, heres a rundown of how the Trump ad… https://t.co/8BFgTxUdbh
Retweeted by Effie CyborgI will be voting for the lady Who Made Brett Kavanaugh Cry Happy Birthday Madam Vice President! https://t.co/sQRAzM1dI8
Retweeted by Effie CyborgHey white people: You tweeted #BlackLivesMatter this summer. Maybe you protested. Great. What have you done to re… https://t.co/2e87dj55llWith #MeToobin trending, I have a few thoughts: 1. Masturbating at work is neither normal nor acceptable—it's sexu… https://t.co/iX45cfn3HU
Retweeted by Effie Cyborgphenomenal bubble action from a nice fat bear (h/t @BunniesKitchen ) https://t.co/nSxFNgx6Xa @BunniesKitchen @exploreorg @shloobee OUTSTANDINGI am 💀 https://t.co/RaubZKYrWw
Retweeted by Effie Cyborg @KarissaLaurel 😂😂😂 I hadn't! This is GREAT! @jennyrae Love!HELL WAS FULL https://t.co/KGs4yDVA8S
Retweeted by Effie CyborgWhen the economy crashes, but you save the stock market. https://t.co/kWwJn2FE9r
Retweeted by Effie Cyborgwho among us https://t.co/WtIFNTqDKw
Retweeted by Effie Cyborgracoons wake up every day and choose anarchy
Retweeted by Effie CyborgChonky cat cankles https://t.co/uagp7dyvVr
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Retweeted by Effie Cyborg @DebraJess Talkeetna!Even if Trump is going to lose your state by 15 points, make it 20. Don’t take your foot off the gas. Accelerate.
Retweeted by Effie Cyborgthe tiny! bun! pawses! https://t.co/67iklANFUbTurns out 90% of what the press characterized as some sort of savant political skill from Trump is just sociopathy.
Retweeted by Effie CyborgThis house in my neighborhood every year nails Halloween decorations. https://t.co/eX19mACqUv
Retweeted by Effie CyborgStacey Abrams is smart as hell. https://t.co/qOrlIrKgzbShould this inspire you to vote? Yes. Should this never have had to happen? ALSO YES. Your vote can help preven… https://t.co/y8f7DhbTDi @FilmCritHULK favorite timeless comedy movie?An AR-15 and a Prada bag cost roughly the same amount, so if you see a guy with three of them he’s probably not economically anxious.
Retweeted by Effie CyborgYou know what, person on facebook, I did need to hear this https://t.co/bFfSx2WeS6
Retweeted by Effie CyborgYou know what? Vasectomies are reversible. Why not just make all men get them? And then if they're truly ready to b… https://t.co/xROoDmfQLA
Retweeted by Effie Cyborg"Why does America's mainstream news media continue to avoid describing Donald Trump and his regime as fascist autho… https://t.co/NU2rPS2Cs7
Retweeted by Effie CyborgEveryone who isn't voting "yes" oughta be ashamed of themselves https://t.co/fEuWPz0sdT @nameshiv ok look. You've got Henson puppetry. You've got logic puzzles. You've got visual puns. You've got phenome… https://t.co/r8Gp8rDox4 @mikechenwriter badum chhCiti now allows some credit card holders to specify the name on the card, a boon to trans/NB folks. https://t.co/LLgtBhil6H
Retweeted by Effie CyborgIt won’t end with the plot against Michigan’s Governor. It won’t end with these threats against Wichita’s Mayor.… https://t.co/m5id8O0pFi
Retweeted by Effie Cyborg @LegalValkyrie And to think I'd thought it ended at 3!!!GOOD https://t.co/4Qw4oVejSZI want 2020 erased from my brain and filled with the joy of this mouse only https://t.co/bv7eVKmYMmcapitalism: if you don’t like how your job treats you you can just get a new one me: ok i want a new job capitali… https://t.co/cCGcMISHsQ
Retweeted by Effie CyborgThis button turned out to be a huge disappointment https://t.co/uhS703f2Mj
Retweeted by Effie CyborgFirst of all, NO: no one’s taxes are going up to 62% or even 52%. His income tax for whatever he earns above the h… https://t.co/QlXfsF5Bmv
Retweeted by Effie Cyborg50 Cent calls on followers to vote for Trump citing Biden tax rate plan// math stuff: 50 Cent (like the rest of us)… https://t.co/IkNcAWAp3t
Retweeted by Effie Cyborg10,000 Hours https://t.co/VTUCvY8WM0 https://t.co/bMda7bOdyu https://t.co/WnEeQ5VyUs
Retweeted by Effie Cyborgbadum-chhhh https://t.co/t6QVInRerBActually important tip: https://t.co/waum8cAI6RWhy People & Culture work matters: When employees feel genuinely cared for by leaders / the org, they can finally… https://t.co/IS6zXHkpjm
Retweeted by Effie Cyborg @katrinaarcher that's the dreamWow, awesome!!! https://t.co/meSfpd3fRaday one with the new familiar https://t.co/tUvONL7x0J
Retweeted by Effie CyborgIf you're wondering what factors Boeing and United smoothed over in their study to get this result, here they are:… https://t.co/BCmIyUMbOv
Retweeted by Effie CyborgEnough about Hunter Biden. What about Ivanka Trump? China granted 41 trademarks to companies linked to Ivanka, “th… https://t.co/tFHZl19dr3
Retweeted by Effie CyborgPolling in Texas shows Biden and Trump neck-and-neck. That’s 38 electoral votes, a Senate seat, and a handful of co… https://t.co/rGq9yBN4B9
Retweeted by Effie CyborgA little known fact about Scott Atlas, Trump's top COVID adviser, is that besides having no credentials in public h… https://t.co/WllfDYWSva
Retweeted by Effie CyborgTrue fact: the ancient romans didn’t die out, they just evolved into crabs like everything else. https://t.co/lAW5AZUsMN
Retweeted by Effie CyborgBI DEN 😩😩😩😂😂😂‼️ https://t.co/JUo8F1LX7D
Retweeted by Effie CyborgKEEP VOTING. We need to demolish Trump. #VoteHimOut #VOTE https://t.co/PMJpKTMfym
Retweeted by Effie Cyborg“pandemic fatigue” immediately reads like classist bullshit. you’re tired because things are bad no matter what you… https://t.co/zfHz8kRQ14
Retweeted by Effie CyborgDefinite magic item vibes. https://t.co/POHgNMgIEm
Retweeted by Effie CyborgThat's really fucked up https://t.co/61dH4MrBOVNothing cuter than a tortoise sliding down a hill https://t.co/Rsrvy7uhUb
Retweeted by Effie CyborgAt an event tonight a voter asked why I don't reply to my opponent's attacks on my faith w/a similar response? I s… https://t.co/hLOPxJsLth
Retweeted by Effie CyborgVERY high stakes debate here among top experts over whether today’s PA victory might be pyrrhic. Centers on possibi… https://t.co/SJuQMAFUt4
Retweeted by Effie Cyborgcleansing tl https://t.co/9ev6dfsqfJ
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10/20
2020
An actual legit news outlet headline https://t.co/rBOi48rs5J @LegalValkyrie Wait I didn't even realize there WAS a season seven... OMG I HAVE A HUSTLE BINGE IN MY FUTURE NOWIf your cyberpunk isn't trans friendly, it's not cyberpunk
Retweeted by Effie CyborgDude looks like he just reached the final boss of a decolonization rpg. https://t.co/XzCKzBaP8Y
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10/19
2020

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