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A small but choice literary agency based in the Flatiron district.

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I'm amused by how many submissions try to get around our 10-page ask by using a teensy-tiny font. The joke is on t… https://t.co/ZBcGK92JHn
10/20
2020
@Grahamophones This will really suck for me but if you cover her Phineas and Ferb songs, particularly Squirrels in… https://t.co/Pzrwnh9iOi
10/19
2020
Biden's Town Hall had significantly better ratings than Trump's. Pass it on. 😉 "According to preliminary numbers re… https://t.co/eJZLQGDuZw
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10/16
2020
YOWZAH! https://t.co/QjnzQIA5l1
Retweeted by Einstein Literary😂😂😂👀👀👀 shit is getting real in the Burgh. https://t.co/2DUN6XQDeh
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10/14
2020
How about some good news? These teen girls won an international competition for developing an app that helps patie… https://t.co/uskC1V1SJM
Retweeted by Einstein LiteraryHow it started. How it’s going. https://t.co/dXSNKoYqWh
Retweeted by Einstein LiteraryJust a quick note for no particular reason: The Bible says NOTHING about abortion but Jesus was very specific abou… https://t.co/m69WNvKdhs
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10/13
2020
Also I would love a novel that takes something mundane but criminal and, via great characters, plot, and dialogue,… https://t.co/eLixajKm5nBook twitter--who's got great crime fiction to send to ELM submissions? I long for a great heist novel with tight t… https://t.co/9kyp8q2jLr @taffyakner Portnoy for me, too. I couldn’t figure out why my father was so upset when he realized I was reading it… https://t.co/8Av91I3VtJThe single most common rookie PB author mistake: Not leaving room for the illustrator. You don't need to describe… https://t.co/PUbkwwKrux
Retweeted by Einstein LiterarySo let me get this straight: wearing a mask to save lives during a pandemic should be a personal choice, but what… https://t.co/oNKZANBCuh
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10/12
2020
@RachaelHerron I do like that many of the polls are using “if we got it wrong by 2016 margin” calculations too, but… https://t.co/TfPzKuphse @nothingsmonstrd Missouri, you’re bringing me down!Alternate Headline: Residents raise enough to pay rent for each and every unhoused resident of the Lucerne for at l… https://t.co/UXXisyqeZX
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10/10
2020
https://t.co/lhBijltJyWHighly enjoyable. Especially their dumbfounded reaction. https://t.co/N3yy2EwCWsWalking, not waking.The fact that President Trump has Jewish grandchildren actually makes it WORSE that he is so cavalier about Neo-Nazis, you waking corpse.'I would like equal time' says Harris and every single woman ever in the history of humans
Retweeted by Einstein LiteraryI am enjoying the fly on Pence’s head. @lynchmegan I’m thinking Murnau’s Nosferatu. https://t.co/QvYiE1vjbSI hope Mike Pence smiles enough, is likable, and doesn’t comes across as angry at the #VPDebate. Also, OMG, like, w… https://t.co/BFf6zqISzs
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10/8
2020
Live your life so that millions of mean-spirited but justified group texts aren't exchanged after you are diagnosed with a deadly virus
Retweeted by Einstein LiteraryPlease do not ignore when justice happens! https://t.co/QqbLqWNXvQ
Retweeted by Einstein LiteraryI’ve got my copy of @Riva_lehrer’s Golem Girl, do you? It is the most beautifully produced book I’ve bought this ye… https://t.co/xVkr2JX04m
10/7
2020
TFW you want to take a vacation from work and family so you can read all the NBA finalists. https://t.co/OUtYJciLJIjust fell out a 50th story window and so far so good! feels like flying. don’t be afraid of falling out of windows
Retweeted by Einstein LiteraryFilm Von Trapps wearing curtain masks. Our family wears masks, what about yours? #WearAMask #WearAMaskSaveALifehttps://t.co/7YS2zPj0HE
Retweeted by Einstein LiteraryMy glorious AF wife Kathryn helped with my latest campaign video. Whatever the polls say we have to stay calm and r… https://t.co/vENqS9N9ST
Retweeted by Einstein LiteraryDon’t just take my word for it... https://t.co/XMF7V9TY1h
10/6
2020
Susan Collins tweets she's tested negative, adding, "But I can test positive once I've seen the polling. The doctor… https://t.co/YSmgO4blah
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10/5
2020
@maureenjohnson Yes indeed @Rumaan Back when my kids went to school and took backpacks, I always photographed the stuff that I took out of the… https://t.co/VsyFmU0310You know what didn't turn into a super-spreader event? Any of the BLM protests
Retweeted by Einstein LiteraryThis is like the end of Hamlet. But, you know, stupid.
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10/3
2020
Trump claims he's never heard of the Proud Boys, explaining, "They're like my son Eric. He may exist but I couldn't… https://t.co/Rg3BMgOgYw
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10/1
2020
@CharlesFinch Next debate, I want both standing in garbage cans on an otherwise bare stage
Retweeted by Einstein LiteraryMy takeaway from this debate is no more men for president.
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9/30
2020
@benambrosi Truly, Madly, Deeply; The Sweet Hereafter; Descendants (also fully agree on Blue which I have not dared… https://t.co/wNDnwXIabcOne good thing about Joe Biden is he doesn’t owe anyone 421 million dollars.
Retweeted by Einstein LiteraryHe’s broke, he lives in our house, and he’s been stealing from us.
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9/28
2020
@RachaelHerron Just helping you find your footing while you do the hard work!
9/23
2020
Welcome @AgentPaloma! https://t.co/AUskGGgu0a
9/21
2020
@nothingsmonstrd She was amazing.Well, this is my new favorite piece of knowledge about RBG: https://t.co/bQpOpm1eYSIf you speak an Asian language fluently and want to help encourage other Asian language speakers not to vote for Tr… https://t.co/VqYyb6pWbK
Retweeted by Einstein Literary @kentishdavis @barbarajhancock “I’ve got a hunch...I’m gonna be King!”
9/20
2020
@barbarajhancock Two faves: The Tall Guy and Truly, Madly, Deeply. @thejumbles Listen, and ask questions based on what you hear. Lots of the time we think of something we want to say… https://t.co/nRuRpllNyWAccording to Jewish tradition, a person who dies on Rosh Hashanah, which began tonight, is a tzaddik, a person of g… https://t.co/nYCl2Fusus
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9/19
2020
My God, this fucking year.I'm just wanting to say I'm particularly proud of @TheVintageDJ & @alizabees in this, ye awfulle 2020, their debut… https://t.co/NFq6jNZWwX
Retweeted by Einstein Literary"People think I married Jared because he's rich, his Dad is a convicted felon and he's like Stephen Miller without… https://t.co/4erSf1MzKO
Retweeted by Einstein LiteraryIn publishing since 1995, and an agent since 2005. I still have to chase on most submissions. Certain editors don… https://t.co/KZG2IWQb93 @Ginger_Clark Yeah, today was a DAY!
9/18
2020
Feeling smug about working upstairs because I just heard "Daaaaaaad, come quick! Mischa's throwing up!" (Mischa is… https://t.co/KXZGnMl2cSAnd for "that feeling when you felt," here is my apologizing when I apologized.That feeling when you felt that some books that everyone you know highly recommended were just meh. Is it me? Is i… https://t.co/1OaVWuEQW4Oh so excited to share this hilarious Christmas tale from comedy genius @EthanTBerlin and illustrator extraordinair… https://t.co/CMMHbRrXMh
Retweeted by Einstein Literary @EthanTBerlin is at it again--this upcoming book from Scholastic is dee-lightful (see under: "and others"): https://t.co/nZhV1VIp6iMaybe one day, like a miracle, it will disappear. But I think the safer course of action is to make sure you vote.
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9/16
2020
As a fellow certified young person, I really could not love Paul Rudd more. https://t.co/Wc5UXTyHuVIf there were mass hysterectomies at an ICE detention facility, then the United Nations must conduct an independent… https://t.co/Q0theAxw92
Retweeted by Einstein Literary @lynchmegan @kate_mckean Network is worth watching for peak 70s and some trenchant observations on media...Broadcas… https://t.co/L11OAlM9Qr
9/15
2020
@RachaelHerron @MandyPatinkin I teared up at the first “as you wish”
9/14
2020
In thinking about it over the past few weeks, I cannot wrap my brain around the differences in scale between 9/11 a… https://t.co/Lm9wx12LVw
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9/11
2020
One of the things I know I will miss when my twins get older is what I’m doing right now: sitting in the rocking ch… https://t.co/vpAiKSxjEt @DrJenGunter Reprobates, stinkers, good-for-nothings, wretches.
9/10
2020
Remember when "The West Wing" felt aspirational, as opposed to now, when it feels like pure fantasy?My periodic reminder that we have guidelines for submissions on our website, and a whole inbox just for submissions… https://t.co/83nBoULMri
9/9
2020
@BCDreyer Fuck yeah I am.
9/5
2020
@CP39577754 Hello, the unroll you asked for: @nameshiv: https://t.co/YFUaokIO1k Share this if you think it's interesting. 🤖
Retweeted by Einstein LiteraryI am starting to schedule virtual author appearances at schools across the country for my picture book “The Secret… https://t.co/3vGrvZKDVS
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9/4
2020
Trump reportedly told Kimberly Guilfoyle that her RNC speech reminded him of Evita. He told Melania she was like Mr… https://t.co/3P25gEKz4d
Retweeted by Einstein Literary @rebeccamakkai Please pitch this to a producer; I want to watch it so much.
8/31
2020
Thank you to the @metmuseum photographer who captured this man experiencing the joy and relief when returning to a… https://t.co/xoOq80RCOQ
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8/30
2020
Once again I dreamed of having a raucous dinner with a random group of friends.Watching “The Morning Show” and trying to figure out why they have Reese Witherspoon wearing a sheitel.If there is a backlog at printers and reprints are going to be scarcer than usual this fall, pre-order the books yo… https://t.co/ebq7ekEJ4z
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8/29
2020
This is one of the most enjoyable blog posts I've ever read about a client's book: @A_L_Goulden on @JFieldsAuthor: https://t.co/G24uWtEW6FAmerica, we’re paying for a campaign commercial in a house we own for a man most Americans didn’t vote for.
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8/28
2020
I loved two things about Biden’s speech: 1. He is so eloquent and comfortable praising others. 2. He conveys such e… https://t.co/zp4RExrwDn
8/21
2020
@Grahamophones Ugh I hate the Velveteen Rabbit, but I love accordions. Dave has one and one day, when you can come… https://t.co/m0FNT1dQCw @Amber_Oliver007 Congrats!Happy #BookBirthday to Madeleine Ryan, @badreligion, @DameDeniseMina, @WEilenberger, Tiffany McDaniel,… https://t.co/U4aV1ATtPv
Retweeted by Einstein LiteraryHope you love it to the last page, Krista! https://t.co/znDxV0u4XZ
Retweeted by Einstein LiteraryI so appreciate that you're sharing this, Kory Wells. It was one of my favorite events ever! https://t.co/28JJvTrkNr
Retweeted by Einstein LiteraryNot a David Brooks fan in general; his color-coordinated bookshelves cement my opinion.
8/20
2020
@jkpapin Tommy and I are watching together and I love it so much.
8/19
2020
Oh, Michelle Obama, I miss you.
8/18
2020
"Impactful" is an awkward teenager of a word and I wince whenever I read it.The new novel from Jennie Fields pubs tomorrow. I can't wait for readers to be swept away by this book. https://t.co/qcxK2sj0HS
8/17
2020
@reaganart @littlebrown Yay a new Jo Ann Beard!!
8/14
2020
I so look forward to the day when my kid having a runny nose and my having a scratchy throat doesn’t put me into lo… https://t.co/RgsTZdVhLM
8/13
2020
Back in the late 90s at Warner Books, I had the privilege of being Pete Hamill’s paperback editor for Snow in Augus… https://t.co/w3yNlEGJIt
8/5
2020
Love to see this excitement for @JFieldsAuthor's upcoming novel: https://t.co/cxksDqv47X
8/3
2020

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