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Emma-jane @ej_mac Trawden, Lancashire, England

you've got to accentuate the positive and eliminate the negative!.......full of mutterings and mumblings that are usually my own views.

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Joined Twitter 12/2/09


OMGA. Squirrels don't really eat acorns!!! @knitboy Yeah, you'd have a red cheek!! 😉....but id have known you meant me! @knitboy I had to check it was a compliment first though 🤭I did too..... 🤭🥰 https://t.co/no3o2src46Yo I’m crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/WReeOIMc8D
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1/19
2020
@laviniabramwell @DrAmirKhanGP It has been known
1/17
2020
Available for hire, great venue ideal for weddings, birthdays and more. Fully licensed bar with friendly staff and… https://t.co/vDgFzkKL1A
Retweeted by Emma-jane @veryenglishyogi ...don't get too excited, still on knees!! #BabySteps @veryenglishyogi I'm up to 4 press ups waiting fir kettle to boil... #MoveMore #EveryLittleHelps
1/16
2020
Why,when you're meeting yourself coming back, does technology decide to have a hissy fit!!!! Grrrr
1/15
2020
@janpot1 @theJeremyVine Yes. Betty gave as good. I did worry about his mental health though. He must be in a really bad place. @matt_fwyalchen although with the HUGE rates for overdrafts now set, it could be even worse if accepting debit cards......oh gosh, that was a bit heated on @theJeremyVine . Poor chap genuinely het up about #LeavingEU on 31st. Unfortunate… https://t.co/0raZTvXrk5Start Easy Connect change to an existing habit Respect your rhythm Design your environment Celebrate the wins… https://t.co/RPqSbuRFFK
Retweeted by Emma-jane @MrMattDonlan probably already has ;) @MrMattDonlan bless ! @matt_fwyalchen credit cards (in the wrong hands) are very dangerous. Ive got a 0% card. got to my limit 3x & the c… https://t.co/gm1rDUQ5xJ...and this @CllrJoeCooney https://t.co/6wjdTya66c @CllrJoeCooney https://t.co/smHRh0GiLO @PendleBC . @PendleBC can you put the metal outer from tealight candles in the brown bin?
1/14
2020
@knitboy @anecdatally Mmmm wrong spelling. (again!) https://t.co/4vJCmbzROI
1/11
2020
@paul_winginit surely that case would have better under the actual seat...
1/10
2020
Off to bed with a wheatbag on my ear and feeling sorry for myself....it's been that sort of day. Tomorrow is a new one 😉 @laviniabramwell Holiday/adventure 🤭 https://t.co/wTyQYdjjNZI love 'H' - but before you change your job role you should always consult the boss.....or risk being sacked 🤔Do one thing today..... https://t.co/AOqA4cwQb2 @CllrJoeCooney @paul_winginit This is not a holiday, it's an adventure. .I'll need a holiday afterwards 🤪 @paul_winginit 😭😭😭😭😭 @CllrJoeCooney Why did you make me read that....I'm too jealous and odd to but a lottery ticket!!! They did transib… https://t.co/wjPWNdeQZII'm off to Jordan and Israel. The weather is better here #typical https://t.co/rBRkLb5cKS
1/9
2020
@SmithMatthew_ @IdleandWild I sent the father of my child back to with after a day. It was bad enough trying to cop… https://t.co/3V5w210jBDDone!! ...dont ask! BBC News - Take the Great British Intelligence Test: How clever are you? https://t.co/QFRqkA8UYw @MrMattDonlan Missing a mix of Tommy and mayo 🤭 @MrMattDonlan Glad to hear you're out, even though wobbling......what sauce do you have with it? @VirginRadioUK @ChefTomKerridge Thought you'd like this @SallieAlmond xxI was the massive idiot....glad to say I'm now on the winning team 🤪 https://t.co/Kqtqre7LDE @theJeremyVine @timoncheese @Specsavers @VisionExpress @glassesdotcom Define ok!?🤗 Greggs staff to get £300 bonus after 'phenomenal year' https://t.co/F2G9t6puE3
1/8
2020
Snuzzle, snoodge, and snerdle: all verbs in the English Dialect Dictionary for snuggling under the covers as though… https://t.co/XAvveYYZwq
Retweeted by Emma-janeOh lord, is it? I’ve got enough to do hoovering up the pine needles. https://t.co/Txcq6IAruv
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1/7
2020
The masked singer has got to be the shitest show ever.... so why the hell am i still watching it??? #CarCrashTV
1/5
2020
@paul_winginit @British_Airways Beirut !? 🤔
1/4
2020
@laviniabramwell @MoneySavingExp you put yours up beg of dec though... @laviniabramwell @MoneySavingExp It's still Chris tmas!! @CllrJoeCooney https://t.co/4DrCyihcXMI often astound myself with my intelligence...sometimes with the strength of it but mostly with the lack of it!!;humdudgeon (1700s): a bout of low spirits and/or imaginary illness that sets in when you remember work exists, and… https://t.co/TvEmnTZOGI
Retweeted by Emma-jane @MoneySavingExp But fully down until February...if the tree lastsLast day of holidays. Time to start doing all the things I should have done by now 🤭
1/2
2020
@aliceonthehill i debated between the 2... may be just me. Low attention span at the mo @aliceonthehill bancroft not that good either...."When people have no love to live for, it's so very easy to fill that void with hate" @MrMattDonlan That's northern hospitality! @MrMattDonlan Tell me about it. I spent 6 months on crutches and the ignorance of folk never failed to astound me @MrMattDonlan Oh no. I didn't even know you'd hurt it. Hope it's needed soon x @theJeremyVine I really like the Canadian one - simpler , more veggies, whole grain, and more plant based. https://t.co/qqeLCgzBT2
Retweeted by Emma-jane @janpot1 Follow @lowcarbGP he has good dietary adviceI think its the first time ive ever seen the London fireworks. whilst impressive - they dont half go on for ages #Bored
1/1
2019
@MrMattDonlan Bloody foreigners trying to get in our pubs!! 😂 @MrMattDonlan That's hilarious...because it's probably true!!!
12/31
2019
@MrMattDonlan A girl can (and will) dream....🙏Oh god. I forgot how gorgeous Jude law is in the holiday... 🤗 @aliceonthehill I've not even been in the house, but I've put s new kitchen and a walk in wardrobe in it...nit quit… https://t.co/1xmCb8co4iPoor sleep can make it harder to get things done. To learn the simple actions you can take to improve your sleep, v… https://t.co/M5esLpfqqi
Retweeted by Emma-jane @aliceonthehill I do this. The house isn't even up for sale!!! I virtually visit lots if places, usually more exotic than malham ... 😊 X
12/30
2019
@MrMattDonlan Miss ed their train 🤭 @janpot1 @towneleyhall But i did get some lovely pj s in the sale!
12/29
2019
@MrMattDonlan Been up and down a few times. Poor students 😂 @MrMattDonlan From the castle? Got to love a trier...a tenner though?! Lol @MrMattDonlan Ooh they're grand steps. Where abouts?The staircase was in Tesco, cause the bloody hall was shut!!!Today I went to @towneleyhall . I took a picture of a staircase https://t.co/XUNQM4l6oOThat's my day sorted!! 😊 https://t.co/6P3rsBnF8c @MrMattDonlan Agreed! I've been twice and loved every minute @CotswoldLadyB I wish you luck. It's kubetating!
12/28
2019
@knitboy There's a cat? 😂
12/27
2019
@DiamondClasp perfect! @DiamondClasp Sounds ideal....why Feb? @DiamondClasp I think I had your share then. ...
12/26
2019
@Griffiths777 @BBC There's a button you can useHappy Christmas, mum . ..........happy Christmas, dad 😂😂 @InfallibleFraz What??What was the issue with the Christmas tree? #CallTheMidwife
12/25
2019
Set your expectations low. That way you won't be disappointed 🙄Oh how I remember those days!! https://t.co/ML6J9gjIPk @SCockburnPrice Look gorgeous x @DiamondClasp Oh yes. We made my friends younger sister huddle in the window bottom with her arm outside so we coul… https://t.co/7SI4xWlcRS @knitboy Happy birthday to you 🎶 Happy birthday to you 🎶 Happy birthday dear Ashley, Happy birthday to you 🎶 xxx have a great day xxx
12/24
2019
@DiamondClasp We struggle with TV. Last year I used my Sainsbury's double up vouchers and got a smallish telly fir… https://t.co/SroL5v8p5z @DiamondClasp I don't! Lol. But my TV has an app for that 😉 @laviniabramwell ill try but im not sat on a beach in meckico! 😂It’s surely time for this again. scurryfunge (verb; US dialect, 1800s): to dash around the house in a frenzied at… https://t.co/ROpe3HCaIq
Retweeted by Emma-jane @Mearcat655 no one knows, its never actually happened! @knitboy bugger! dont let the bastards grind you down ! keep on smiling :)how good does it feel to shut down the laptop after a bloody long day.... THIRTEEN whole days before its on again 🙂🙃
12/23
2019
@susanpoupard Red line. what a fab idea @susanpoupard Perfect! Can't wait to read your posts @janpot1 Absolutely! @susanpoupard Hi. . I need time to catch up with all your tweets. It's probably covered but how long us your journey (days)I shall try my very best.. https://t.co/5p5MtOU8Gp
12/19
2019

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