Sign in with Twitter

Username:

Jose Garcia @ElBrownMamba Humboldt California

growing up and changing don't try and knock me outta my plans.

139 Following   238 Followers   5,461 Tweets

Joined Twitter 6/4/11


"That was for you" 10/10 luck RT for better Luck in Warzone Solos https://t.co/vSUSTh0CM4
Retweeted by Jose Garcia @BeanElite Defame wade
4/1
2020
If you liked @bertkreischer and @tomsegura special on Netflix JUST FUCKING WAIT til MINE comes out!!!!! You’re gonn… https://t.co/0hOGC4nUqs
Retweeted by Jose GarciaME, in my head, on a fast break in a game of pickup: OH SHIT I BET I LOOK EXACTLY LIKE LEBRON RIGHT NOW ME, in rea… https://t.co/QdqKI5u7pB
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
3/27
2020
They didn’t have to do Ben Simmons like that https://t.co/wfFN8zyL5m
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
3/24
2020
*At a Shooting range* Instructor “EVERYONE FIRE AT WILL!” Guy named Will: https://t.co/oMczMhuoXp
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
3/23
2020
How about now? https://t.co/1lkPuLu0pJ https://t.co/qIckcVx1TC
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
3/18
2020
When your grandad starts coughing near you https://t.co/KAA1qFxMrp
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
3/16
2020
I am Gen Z
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
3/15
2020
Quarantine and Chill 👀
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
3/14
2020
RT for a chance to win a Limited Edition Jordan Brand Custom Xbox One X console. NoPurchNec. Ends 2/27. Rules:… https://t.co/5lFxjK6tL8
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
2/13
2020
"He's probably out cheating on me" Actually: @oldrowofficial (Via ig:j_rodalles) https://t.co/LD94eeu129
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
2/12
2020
Interesting that #MenAreNotVeryGoodAt is trending when the feminists would go fucking WILD if #WomenAreNotVeryGoodAt was trending
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
2/2
2020
If you see me dancing and jammin in my car mind ya damn business
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
2/1
2020
How to escape a sinking car https://t.co/u8rYE2Wrcl
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
1/23
2020
You stupid if you think anybody really cares
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
1/12
2020
#Fortnite #XboxShare just love killin @elbrownmamba https://t.co/ca7OXJZ54j
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
1/8
2020
It’s too late to be scared. https://t.co/Yv6GRDrqtR
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
1/4
2019
Boo Boo Shoester was ready under 500 U Bum learn some Respect
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
12/31
2019
If you’re awake rn wtf are you doing
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
12/30
2019
Folks had to wait for LeBron to turn 35 to say "see, i told you he aint really all that" 😂😂😂.
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
12/25
2019
A lot of the people who are hating on #Blueface for throwing money have not donated a damn penny to the homeless th… https://t.co/H3SlsivViG
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
12/24
2019
me on my wedding day walking down the aisle knowing I’m marrying the girl of my dreams. 🖤 https://t.co/ntvAPqjhla
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
12/22
2019
We need to say “I love you” more
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
12/14
2019
Ray J is women when they know they wrong but still wanna argue https://t.co/1okKpK21g8
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
12/6
2019
This is my niece PLEASE RT!!! https://t.co/EMDLOl7kca
Retweeted by Jose GarciaIf we talking about the Playstation 2 classics, THIS better be in your TOP 5 #playstation25 https://t.co/etAMYKrdHM
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
12/4
2019
The Cowboys, Patriots, Alabama and Duke all lost this week. America won.
Retweeted by Jose GarciaMe watching this game & thinking about week 2 with AB, Josh Gordon and Edelman https://t.co/zCfABqqSFx
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
12/2
2019
People secretly hate you but still wanna use you.... smh
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
12/1
2019
@DwyaneWade Fuck em
11/30
2019
#Fortnite We out here! @elbrownmamba https://t.co/ABffQNRqDI
Retweeted by Jose Garciayou waited until thanksgiving to say you was thankful for me, bitch fuck you
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
11/29
2019
I downloaded Tik Tok last night and I’m never deleting this app ever 🤣 https://t.co/OrtfrUsSym
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
11/19
2019
There is no reason not to retweet this. She is 13 years old! Do something to help! https://t.co/a71ejbKfjA
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
11/15
2019
Moose carried the whole Step Up series on his back 😂😂 https://t.co/8CshYBWFdN
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
11/13
2019
whenever I'm sick I love people's super professional diagnostic of, "yeah there's something going around"
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
11/3
2019
When Aunt Viv went from dark skin to light skin https://t.co/PdnQMP7fae
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
11/2
2019
I can't stand a person that counts favors
Retweeted by Jose GarciaEl último foo-bender https://t.co/bvEZK1UGII
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
11/1
2019
If I’m Draymond I’m coming to work tomorrow like https://t.co/A2jPL4NPBi
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
10/31
2019
I’m not impressed with anything material.... what yo vibe like
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
10/29
2019
Drunk me getting everyone’s attention to give another “Y’all really my niggas” speech https://t.co/cyOwKKyOgg
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
10/24
2019
@AdamGensaw #teamwork
10/23
2019
@pgcraiig https://t.co/dQecQTufcO
10/22
2019
how life be hitting me with more bs when I think things are finally going well https://t.co/RI9LBFv9UD
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
10/18
2019
Relationships take work
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
10/17
2019
BEFORE THE ALBUM TOUR IS ON SALE NOW!! This one means so much to me & I can’t put into words how excited I am! Make… https://t.co/gTC6WvjdmL
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
10/15
2019
me: sees #FULLMETALALCHEMIST trending me: me: me: (under my breath in softer voice) ᶠᵁᴸᴸᴹᴱᵀᴬᴸ ᴬᴸᶜᴴᴱᴹᴵˢᵀ
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
10/3
2019
i don’t know what they are arguing about but i know rihanna is right https://t.co/sCsH11cxKA
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
10/2
2019
.@RossTuckerNFL has a message for @DwyaneWade that he's now retired: Keep playing Flip Cup and Beer Pong to keep yo… https://t.co/IzrXGYhllG
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
10/1
2019
you couldve just left me alone
Retweeted by Jose GarciaRT if you enjoy clean air
Retweeted by Jose GarciaThe Ohio st Football will win it all this year.
Retweeted by Jose Garciahttps://t.co/1sAYcsCvmD
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
9/29
2019
I’ve Mastered Playing Stupid. Please Don’t Think U Fooling Me!!!!
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
9/28
2019
My brother is a savage on Fb https://t.co/EliVvMqPIc
9/27
2019
when im in the retirement home and somebody tell me its bad bitches outside https://t.co/cZ2BziA1bE
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
9/23
2019
if everything on your body works, heart pumping fine & you eat everyday just thank God, cause it’s really people ou… https://t.co/t7VnUIt4en
Retweeted by Jose GarciaStuck in my ways
9/22
2019
I'm happy for the Patriots. I mean, it's been like six months since they won a Super Bowl. They deserve some good fortune.
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
9/15
2019
It really be like that https://t.co/yQsiKMTpxH
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
9/14
2019
Imagine a shooter running into a mall with an AR-15 but everyone ran for cover because he was vaping.
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
9/12
2019
ima leave a mark on you , whether we friends or your my significant other . my soul gon leave a mark & you gon feel it
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
9/10
2019
Should EYE start streaming? Like/RT and i'll drop my dribble sigs/jump shot/build 👁️ https://t.co/8NI2t0G9h4
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
9/7
2019
This lil light of mine time to let it shine
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
9/4
2019
if you talkin shit, you hurt keep it playerrrrrr. 🔑
Retweeted by Jose GarciaGuys who don’t get laid say the worst shit. They’ll be like “I used to be able to dunk” LMAO okay buddy.
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
8/29
2019
next time will be the best time ⏳
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
8/15
2019
Let’s see how many retweets I can get to persuade me to drop immortal 🤔
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
8/11
2019
On god I’m sliding ANY nigga that get in my girl face 😭 https://t.co/a7WGNqohJV
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
8/7
2019
Why hasn’t my number neighbor texted me bitch fuck you
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
8/6
2019
@Blattattat_Thot @KarlousM You ain’t wrong 👀
8/1
2019
This is damn good police work 😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/4GRRo00nLt
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
7/31
2019
She gets it 💯 #nba2k #nba2k20 https://t.co/Tlsmy5RPo8
Retweeted by Jose Garcia*walks into Footlocker* Employee: YOU NEED HELP WITH ANYTHING? Me: Nah Im ju- 2nd employee: AYE BIG MAN YOU NEED HE… https://t.co/GvyzaNUo3G
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
7/29
2019
RT if you unfortunately didn't make $3 million today
Retweeted by Jose GarciaNobody: Me when I randomly remember a song I like in my head: https://t.co/TGOae81Lqn
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
7/28
2019
Someone’s past don’t matter if they brighten yo future
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
7/27
2019
If you’re reading this... Don’t give up... success is within reach.
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
7/23
2019
Don’t let the internet fuck your relationship up !!
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
7/21
2019
Weed & Women.....
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
7/20
2019
once im off u , im off u.
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
7/19
2019
Ayesha Curry’s trending, hopefully something positive this time. Ayesha: https://t.co/pVy6jCiwTx
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
7/17
2019
Dawg some of y’all females be extremely ran through & be wanting to be treated like a wife or make excuses Lmfaoooo… https://t.co/ZZFdwdwGW2
Retweeted by Jose GarciaHe’s training to free the aliens at Area 51... https://t.co/5oz1Q5rUZ6
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
7/16
2019
FAKE LOVE IN THE AIR
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
7/15
2019
Asking my alien where tupac really is https://t.co/W1WYfRhThr
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
7/14
2019
@Silas707Johnson @Voxmaus People ain’t smart lol @DenverStruck https://t.co/5uidrKepTZYou need the bad to appreciate the good. You need the darkness to appreciate the light
Retweeted by Jose Garcia
7/9
2019

0