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not like other girls. way worse.

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Joined Twitter 9/6/11


maybe my life will go better if i reduce my dating app age limit from 65
1/14
2021
how can i move out of blacksburg when i Simply Have Not lived in enough apartment complexes herewhen white men on dating apps use the word “adventure” they mean watching rick and morty next to a glass of expired milk in their apartment
1/13
2021
2021 has not been better i want a refund
1/9
2021
@_trulyjulie i hate it here
1/5
2021
@wowzacaroline thank you😭😭😭does anyone have any mad cheap recipes that are actually good for someone on a lil budget
1/3
2021
“that thang was thangin” “madison those are bananas”
1/1
2020
@clovergreer what are youi could literally be going on a boat trip to sail around Antarctica and i would still pack a swim suit “just in case”
12/30
2020
@SammieMaisey8 @not___connor she’s on chaos mode @not___connor @SammieMaisey8 u know i just kind of imagined wet but i’m not surebro what @SammieMaisey8 https://t.co/9uKfUmFvpZ @K92BobPatrick u might be rightthere’s a turtle stuck in my throat
12/28
2020
hot girl down!! hot girl down!!
12/26
2020
@lunalahari actually i’m just here to absorb your youthwhat if the vaccine rejects my body because of all the D2 eggs i’ve eatenthe guys i’ve dated should get together and form a circusme, gently whispering whilst staring blankly into the fireplace: “surprise shawty”
12/24
2020
tears streaming down my face as i open the starbucks app yet again
12/22
2020
@lippsticktweets real friend type vibei’m sick of manipulative men trying to weasel their way into my life. if u stupid hmuwhy do we value the lives of hamsters at such a low price
12/19
2020
@crazyykass NOOOOOOO NO NOif you know any hot guys who were born on 6/20/97 lmk because he is apparently my soulmate
12/17
2020
i don’t see many talking about him. this is a maryland man named dustin higgs. he was wrongly convicted and is now… https://t.co/4KRf54BCA0
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12/15
2020
The Indianapolis Star, Indiana, November 22, 1918 https://t.co/WYd6ZdOiHF
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12/11
2020
@smjxmj u gon be real mad when you hear about racism @smjxmj ..... slow down? @clovergreer https://t.co/WJFBGrPl1D @clovergreer i regret knowing u @clovergreer IF YR GONNA USE ME GOR CLOUT THEN LIKE MY TWEET💕✨stop using clarifying shampoos when you are trying to prevent fading your hair✨💕i am so much happier and prettier and have more money and am more fit and than i was a year ago that must be so sad for certain people /:cool https://t.co/n9cYqzYAWR https://t.co/C7c1k6DG3sIn Minnesota according to this page. a nightmare, pls share https://t.co/vx1J8IrXmi
Retweeted by emmamy biggest flex is that i get 8 hours every night and am still very damaged
12/10
2020
i’m craving a mcdonald’s kids meal right now so clearly something is malfunctioning and i need a hard reset
12/9
2020
@lippsticktweets i’m a simp
12/8
2020
if we’re talking & ur mama wants to kiss u more than i do just go ahead and lmk now so i can start sprinting in the other direction
12/7
2020
@lizluvsoup i wanna see some Hot Girl Jeopardyi ain’t never seen a college jeopardy contestant who looked like they wouldn’t degrade me for not being a stem majorblows my mind how people who can’t show love to others consistently receive it time after time @bigdealaaron we can just do it at the same timedoes anyone wanna shoot me with a bb gun so i can feel something again
12/6
2020
the way i would ruin my own life for west end brunch rn
12/5
2020
thinking about the time i bought weezer tickets in high school and then couldn’t go because i couldn’t drivei miss beefing with my catholic high school on the TLhttps://t.co/WsmQ6PzBVW
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12/4
2020
@Mayavanessaaa nose ringso embarrassing that i used to be a child @lunalahari u better be careful or imma kiss u on yo foreheadme + a random note on my phone. i think i’m mostly concerned that this was written at 2:52pm https://t.co/zoje7mavYA https://t.co/zBauDlL2hK
12/3
2020
@laylaaamilani 🥺 come watch movies tonight
12/2
2020
i used to be funny
12/1
2020
@laylaaamilani the new miley album lol
11/30
2020
be sure to plug your nose and ears whenever a bee starts flying around your head because much like men they go straight for the holes
11/29
2020
Waslow’s Hierarchy of Taquitos @theMaroonHokie meh @theMaroonHokie ..... but why @jordanphippss thank u angel🥰 @jordanphippss i am terrified of the 28th of every month because i had a 4 month streak of something bad happening… https://t.co/JYbVkLv7sd
11/28
2020
@K92BobPatrick @LuvToDance80 CONGRATS!!🎉redownloading Kim Kardashian and putting it where Bumble used to be so i can use my muscle memory to be a productive member of society
11/27
2020
i may have had my heart broken a few times but never by any man i would want to raise my daughter so we golden baby
11/26
2020
it’s been a really lonely holiday ever since blacksburg transit broke up with me
11/25
2020
r u venmoing other girls yes or noi was mcgriddle in a past life
11/24
2020
bruv i’m 20 years old why do i have acid reflux problems @Wendys would u kiss me yes or noi can finally feel again https://t.co/nkAB32S4x5What is Joe Biden’s plan to Free Britney
Retweeted by emmafrom now on will be responding to any lie with “hmmm that’s not what my crystal ball says”
11/23
2020
@garyfromteenmom these are two different children
11/22
2020
all i’m sayin is i’m ted bundy’s type and i’m still here so
11/21
2020
if you see me rolling down alumni mall like a bowling ball mind your business @lexandra_h3 proud of u sis i’m jealous @lexandra_h3 it’s hour 12 ma’amabsolutely giddy for no reason today did someone lace my rice cake this morningi never even took calc guess u can call me aphrodite https://t.co/ekGcUbc8BI
11/20
2020
the amount of information i’m sitting on is gna give me back problems😔 @dykeforbrains unfollowed @molikescats you are unreal
11/19
2020
https://t.co/yLwP0SaA0K @laylaaamilani my queen“i think i forget certain things about your personality. like i overestimate how loud you are, but i underestimate… https://t.co/nJNDTK3mQ4girls don’t want boyfriends girls want free access to adobe suite packagesshe would be scared of me LOL https://t.co/8tScwxDkjcpen pal websites are funny because you go in looking for someone to help you learn french and you leave with 26 marriage proposals
11/18
2020
girls don’t want boyfriends they want jamie dornan in any way shape or form✨🥰what goes around comes around🥰✨ @laylaaamilani i get off at 2🥰 i will need to bus tho bc parking @laylaaamilani what time queen
11/17
2020
super cute that @snapchatsupport ignores users who need help before their data is extorted after repeatedly asking for help 💕all my homies LOVE bacon egg and cheese mcgriddles @lunalahari MAAMdo not dm me unless u are willing to spend a few years of our youth in a northeastern city before moving to colorado and adopting a dog
11/16
2020

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