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Justice Correspondent: @thenation Alignment: Neutral Good. Str:12 Dex:8 Con:15 Int:13 Wis:10 Char:14 Class: Paladin. Strong Against: Republicans.

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Part of me thinks the Rahm Emanuel thing is a sink. Like, a trick to get progressives to punch themselves out oppos… https://t.co/7cRRMtH5tX @johniadarola Me: We won. Democrats: Yep. Let's be careful not to act like it. Me: wut? Democrats: See, now that we… https://t.co/4HoddVwSRnI just... we can't have a society with these people. Like, they just won't let us. I HAVE MORE IN COMMON WITH ANDRE… https://t.co/R4rroQfLiN @ElieNYC The Force wicked strong with this guy.
Retweeted by Elie Mystal @ECMcLaughlin What if I’m not going anywhere and brought a lot of stones?Obi-Wan: You don’t want to park the car in Harvard Yard. Matt Damon: I don’t wanna paahk the caah in Haavad Yaad? O… https://t.co/Gy2eMSFYCRAgain, the issue with Judiciary is not just about the sharing of power. It’s about the approach to fighting Republi… https://t.co/4cef093M6FBecause history teaches us THERE IS NO EFFECTIVE PUBLIC RELATIONS for white supremacy They opposed & LITERALLY KIL… https://t.co/FyF1QTvyEs
Retweeted by Elie Mystal @imillhiser @jedshug Hey! I thought I called dibsThis is my favorite thing about Twitter this morning https://t.co/SLOpWWD8R4 @imillhiser So if you’re to the right of Joe Biden, most of the country is to your left? Could somebody tell mains… https://t.co/qI61UnN5AeI'm Saturday. @CapehartJ is Sunday. Tune in for the premier next weekend!!! https://t.co/hTlDO4k2r0
Retweeted by Elie MystalFor future reference: People who know about the microbiological structure of enzymes in vaccines probably don’t have YouTube channels
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12/4
2020
Christ. If I had a lot of money I would put most of into GOTV and state level voter protection programs, MINUS wha… https://t.co/qFY4juf1RL.@ElieNYC on President Trump potentially pardoning Ivanka: "The Trump crime family does crime...So much of what's h… https://t.co/qsCqwIk6St
Retweeted by Elie MystalMe: Eat at the table with your brother. 5yo: Aww! We already have to spend time together to play games. Me: Well ma… https://t.co/lQluzqaWapI'm going to be on @ZerlinaShow with @JoyceWhiteVance in a little bit to talk about pardons. Well, maybe Joyce will… https://t.co/EwphyMcPw9I guess all the networks are getting their lineups in order for 2021. https://t.co/z8g5ymVgmg... BAM Dan Le Batard is free. https://t.co/PnbNA6ABG1https://t.co/3V7ZhxvciU https://t.co/VTA9xfto9yThere's a nonzero chance that the first movie I saw in a movie theater was Return of the Jedi and the last movie I… https://t.co/MDeLHuerd7Siri, what is the history of the United States of America and from whom did white people steal this land… https://t.co/Fvpkgq58jE
Retweeted by Elie MystalThis is a great thread. Not as great as a thread about buying a house and finding a good elementary school for yo… https://t.co/kSeTOrlFuOI am really, REALLY enjoying of appending "That's MY Congressman" to everything @JamaalBowmanNY says and does. Lik… https://t.co/L5Pkc9fMU3God, I love my fact checker, @ByJessSuriano Me: [in upcoming piece]: "[blah blah] As Sam Jackson says, hang onto… https://t.co/y4o7XY1hON @eiffeltyler Tyler soon! https://t.co/dyopXKTU0xYES. JUST DO THIS. Ask the Republican you insist on having on if they acknowledge the results of the election, and… https://t.co/Vt3v6Z6lIH @nayyeroar With Hubs 100% @Twitter asshole
Retweeted by Elie Mystal @Twitter assholeThe idea to have rich white guys decide who gets to become the next set of rich white guys seems to be going accord… https://t.co/7BM7pNyaViI actually gave myself a cramp in my jaw laughing from this. https://t.co/OTiUA6yJCeCongrats to @TiffanyDCross and @CapehartJ https://t.co/2kYbg0P1LCAnyway, my point is, stop centering every motherfucking thing you hear in perspective of white people, especially T… https://t.co/J0gPFekAN5
Retweeted by Elie MystalAnyway, my point is, stop centering every motherfucking thing you hear in perspective of white people, especially T… https://t.co/J0gPFekAN5This virus is disproportionately killing Black people. But Black people have some ENTIRELY LEGITIMATE “trust” issue… https://t.co/GaVOlqZ1GYMost of the replies to this thread contemplate how this will impact white MAGA assholes. Guys, there are a bunch o… https://t.co/7aErAaCqo1I think I should get to be Attorney General for at least as long as Matt Whitaker was. I’d get more done too. Doe… https://t.co/zZ5y0yeCBLEvery time I feel like I’m getting somewhere with my agreessive “shut down this farce and punish those responsible”… https://t.co/B05ka3MYJEIf you haven't already, read @ElieNYC's @thenation piece on why @SenateDems @dscc should select Senator Whitehouse… https://t.co/MQswyZPQfs
Retweeted by Elie MystalTonight @ElieNYC of @thenation is back on my @SXMProgress show to discuss Bill Barr gutting Trump's claims of voter… https://t.co/RXr2C9K1v4
Retweeted by Elie MystalRahm Emanuel should not be considered for any position within the Biden administration. https://t.co/OO1t2n1EI9
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12/3
2020
Important, if people want to learn (I know most people don't) https://t.co/wAh85nEA53If every person who congratulated Elliot (which was beautiful and the right thing to do) could now direct your atte… https://t.co/ztnyLxyC5N
Retweeted by Elie MystalDid Aubrey Huff call Joseph a cuck?I made this helpful guide for people over at the Treasury confused about the relative statuses of Katie Porter and… https://t.co/W5aX1SIPIJ
Retweeted by Elie MystalSorry, the people who are not following the precautions still can't understand how the President partially responsi… https://t.co/w3nGLjx8Mw @jpacek As you can see from my bio, I am pre-destined to LOVE this analogy.Honestly, being a mediocre white man must be the best fucking job in the goddamn world.
Retweeted by Elie MystalHonestly, being a mediocre white man must be the best fucking job in the goddamn world.I'd like to point out that the ABA called this Trump judge unqualified and said that in interviews colleagues descr… https://t.co/J4eVzflOSkI really don't think I can take 40 years of this bullshit. https://t.co/zCW541TKRmYou know that scene in Jurassic Park where Dr. Grant gets the kid out of the car in the tree and they scramble down… https://t.co/PbZSEoVML3
Retweeted by Elie MystalLet’s do this! https://t.co/RgdpX4Mk5r @christoq YESLemme get this straight: @realDonaldTrump wants to put the @GOP against annual raises for troops so he can make it… https://t.co/0dnp4gsu1N @ECMcLaughlin Had a bit of that over the holiday. It was a cold. Hoping for the same for you. @bencjenkins Yes. Though I've found it helps to have been a little bit crazy to begin with.
Retweeted by Elie Mystal @bencjenkins Yes. Though I've found it helps to have been a little bit crazy to begin with.The Stringer Bell Rule strikes again https://t.co/slDDPCv59r
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12/2
2020
This last 50 days are going to be a fucking crime spree. https://t.co/qgEofOANsp @BertramDewell It WAS a nice break tho...Question for the hive mind (please people who believe in SCIENCE only). Is it "safe" for me to go to Stew Leonards… https://t.co/iwAdElntdB @JerryDunleavy I happen think firing this pathetic attempt at dead hand control outright is more honorable than ord… https://t.co/GhdoQtAB4s
Retweeted by Elie Mystal @JerryDunleavy I happen think firing this pathetic attempt at dead hand control outright is more honorable than ord… https://t.co/GhdoQtAB4s @JerryDunleavy Obstruction of justice is not a thing, according to the Republican Senate @JerryDunleavy Trump, Rosenstein, and Barr, quite famously, kneecapped that investigation, prevented it from follow… https://t.co/TnVTHHnP9I
Retweeted by Elie Mystal @JerryDunleavy Trump, Rosenstein, and Barr, quite famously, kneecapped that investigation, prevented it from follow… https://t.co/TnVTHHnP9I @BertramDewell Stop saying that :) https://t.co/wcUCSceNvW @michaelharriot CapitalismAfter what these fucking people (Rosenstein and Barr) pulled with the Mueller investigation, if Biden’s new AG does… https://t.co/knvfeqITpbThree weeks ago I told @thenation readers not to be freaked out about Barr’s “investigation” of voter fraud and, we… https://t.co/aUBaZ6Bfr9... Exit, pursued by a bear https://t.co/xEhrOrqiiG @ElieNYC @realDonaldTrump And while he’s at it, he should pass universal healthcare to own the libs. Call it Trumpc… https://t.co/B11YD0d4op
Retweeted by Elie MystalOh, no, please don't do this @realDonaldTrump. I'd feel... so owned. I'd cry big goopy tears, from, uhh, all the ow… https://t.co/ZXyFkmt9s8 @marcorandazza How does that "own" the libs? @elliotcwilliams lololololLeadership on the Senate Judiciary Committee is up for grabs. I have a *radical* idea for the Dems: Instead of doin… https://t.co/T7XiOjNnB0 @elliotcwilliams Cream, my friend. :) @pete_forester I know what my boys are getting me for Christmas!It took 187 years to get from Labor Day to Nov 3rd, but now it's already December 1st? The hell? @Kelli_Girl94 I did. Only six blocks away, but we both knew that was the end of our relationship. :)I should point out that I was living on 84th street and 3rd during this time, an area of the UES that has all the *… https://t.co/OjppfYeIxP @gbout3 a couple of times! One time, somebody body 3 of them and my guy was like "I was really worried about you for a bit." @DrJasonJohnson I feel attacked. :)I asked, half joking, if he could just stock like 1 pack of it a month and I would totally buy it and he said "Sure… https://t.co/3ZZOkQEsW1Are we doing the bodegas v. 7/11 thing? Really? Okay. BODEGAS, CLEARLY. And here's why: My local bodega carried J… https://t.co/i8U7LxJQBh @imillhiser At the point where white people are no longer willing to shoot themselves in their own dick in exchange… https://t.co/ju0ynHvuKi @imillhiser The children of these white people are a little less racist than their parents, just like their parents… https://t.co/h6muMrlQqp @mercuryroad I wish he hadn’t spokenAt an end, your rule is. And not short enough it was. https://t.co/grPPApjLwd
12/1
2020
@ElieNYC needs be an advisor with Biden administration. Yea. That would be awesome. @karenhunter @SXMUrbanView
Retweeted by Elie MystalMEN HAVE SUFFERED FOR TOO LONG UNDER THE YOKE OF OPPRESSION. MEN HAVE RIGHTS TOO. THEY DESERVE TO BE HARD. https://t.co/f6qk4QGVF5
Retweeted by Elie MystalTruth https://t.co/w3Ql1TyC76Seriously, WHY are Republicans FUCKING STOOPID? https://t.co/5Dumt9tjiMWhy are Republicans fucking stupid? https://t.co/fCwygWUiZaHere’s Alito ignoring Roberts when he cuts in to call on Sotomayor, then ignoring Roberts AGAIN after a series of q… https://t.co/DyfwyoKkXf
Retweeted by Elie Mystal @Popehat @HardcoreHistory SWEET!Since he's trending, the fact that @ESPN was cool with Will Cain but not Jemelle Hill is the problem with white run… https://t.co/CFQ61hCITtI'ma turn these args off now and get to work. It does not sound like Trump has five votes for the racist thing he's trying to do today.
11/30
2020

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