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Joined Twitter 7/9/13


Y’all gotta see how dirty he did her 😫😂 https://t.co/ezepFciwGt
Retweeted by Elisandra GuajardoSometimes I feel like driving to eagle pass just to eat
10/18
2020
If you can’t read my sarcasm through text, I dk if we can be friends @stoPREne Except ADD is no longer recognized so you’re ADHD.... 🤗
10/16
2020
@Alyhdz6 Lol I forgot.... but you right 😂😅I just had wings for dinner on Saturday and on Monday..... and here I am thinking about having wings for dinner tonight... 🐽🐽
10/14
2020
Story of my life 🙄 https://t.co/bT4G3q8H87
10/12
2020
Tbh I watch football as an excuse to Sunday funday
10/11
2020
Just a reminder that your thoughts control your feelings and your perception on the world around you
10/8
2020
Last weekend a boy told me he thought my dress was too short and I’m still not over it 🤬🙄🙄
10/7
2020
@magalyguzman07 Woah, I thought I was your date?
10/4
2020
Happy national boyfriends day to all my boyfriends who don’t know they’re my boyfriends 🥰
10/3
2020
If you’re still wearing a mask when you go out, please retweet this tweet. I just want to see how much common sense is still out there.
Retweeted by Elisandra GuajardoIn honor of it being October and spooky and all, here’s one of the short stories from the book I’m trying to write.… https://t.co/8CWtDI09Pi
Retweeted by Elisandra Guajardo @johnnyyeahhdz I literally make an 🥺🥺face 😂
10/2
2020
@BrookeKristina YES! I’m honestly so shocked at the amount of people that have told me they’re not voting just bc o… https://t.co/py4EWcV3v8When you ask the kids “how’s your day going” n they say “good, how about yours miss?” 🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭what do you mean tomorrow is october ... https://t.co/r4eOjPm29k
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10/1
2020
And it’s not just about trump vs Biden like y’all know there are another names/categories on the ballot right ??? i… https://t.co/M2leRltdEAAnd if you “choose not to vote” you don’t get an opinion, it’s as simple as thatNot voting in this years election is the most selfish thing a person can doWelcome to Texas Winter is at 6am Spring is at 10am Summer is at 2pm Fall is at 5pm
Retweeted by Elisandra GuajardoThis debate gotta be the most ghetto interview i’ve seen in my life lmaooo
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9/30
2020
@Arnierod22 Omg sameAlso who tf let’s me go out on sundaysWhen you work at a school, you learn quick the custodians are your best friends
9/28
2020
Me:”I love being at a table full of boys” Joey:”we’re all gay dude...”Lol I asked to close out the tab for Guajardo ..... turns out there was more than one Guajardo... thanks cousin for buying all my drinks 😂😂😂
9/27
2020
Hi, someone take me to happy hour
9/25
2020
@santanabarrera It was not NEISD!!! it was great hearts , I think it’s a charter school!
9/24
2020
Do you ever type “please” twice in a message and feel like a desperate loser bc I do
9/23
2020
It’s so rude when people are like “oh I can’t say that what’s something easier” like B what do you mean, my name is literally Elisandra 🙄I’ve come to the point in my life where if people don’t at least TRY to say my ACTUAL name, then they don’t get to call me Eli. 🙂🙂I probably drink like 7 sparkling waters a day
9/22
2020
*aly FaceTiming her niece* Her niece: my dad said you’re a loser
Retweeted by Elisandra Guajardo @gleslie14 But did you die ???
9/20
2020
@magalyguzman07 Just this one songshawty rock to the beat for yo boy, shaaaaaawty 🎶
9/18
2020
@ervey31 Bro that would take like 8 hours , pero si quieres 🧐latinos for trump in eagle pass be like “MAGA” then drive to piedras because specialized/dental care is unaffordable here
Retweeted by Elisandra GuajardoUpdate: super smooth! I sounded “smart and knowledgeable”😭😭😅I have my first meeting as a psychologist today 😭😭😭😭😭 freaking out over hereIt’s just Twitter #NewProfilePic https://t.co/t2BqevLPxA
9/15
2020
Lol I love how my friends congratulate my behavior when I don’t act up 😂😂
9/13
2020
@tatatamez5 Yes but I THINK about the consequences before 😭😭😭At that age where I think about the consequences of my wreckless behavior before I engage in it :/ ugh 🙄
9/8
2020
The ball throw that caused Novak Djokovic's disqualification #USOpen https://t.co/5sRr7but0M
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9/6
2020
@J_ruiz5 @KeannaRenee22 Calm down you told me onceWhy didn’t anyone tell me the morning show was so good
9/2
2020
I CANNOT BELIEVE IT IS ALREADY SEPTEMBER OF 2020 😱😱😱
9/1
2020
@tatatamez5 Wow dude I’ve had the same number since 4th grade @tatatamez5 Wow I didn’t get one**Raffle** A simple RT can help these numbers sell faster so I can pick the winners! Thank you all for your help… https://t.co/MImzAXOi4D
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8/31
2020
I miss yoga at the pearl
8/27
2020
@yungsern_ YESSSS 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 and ya homies gonna keep supporting you until you get what you want 😎😘
8/24
2020
My grandma accidentally broke my Apple Watch..... sad sad sad day
8/21
2020
It’s a beautiful morning. Go out and make it a great day! Much love to everyone reading this 🤍
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8/20
2020
Incase you don’t watch my stories 😂 #NewProfilePic https://t.co/oViEo4hr0mI’ve been saying “let’s go home” for the past 2 hours
8/19
2020
This should be a compliment to people 😏😏 https://t.co/rmbu3R7yzz
8/18
2020
Nobody: My mom: I saw Joey running, why don’t you go with him? You should! 🙄🙄 Lol mom it’s 9am on a Sunday & joeys a crackheadHappy birthday, @youngthug! 🎉 What song of his made you a fan? https://t.co/dhC40wG45g
Retweeted by Elisandra GuajardoAnyone else’s dad start cooking out at 4pm but you don’t eat till at least midnight 🙄😂Come follow me on Onlyfans! 🍒 https://t.co/nrpMLPhMld #onlyfans #tech #SiliconValley #kissanime #modelhttps://t.co/VkucJLbwnl
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8/16
2020
@magalyguzman07 See, I do kinda love you 😘I love when my friends FaceTime me when they’re all drunk together and I’m not there🥺
Retweeted by Elisandra Guajardo“I feel like they smell like cologne and barbacoa”- @Alyhdz6I’ll feed you spaghetti while you drive 😌
8/15
2020
@KeannaRenee22 @samanthadeleon_ Why? I’d take you in like 3 mins 😂 @KeannaRenee22 @samanthadeleon_ I’m down to fight you keanna 🧐 @samanthadeleon_ I think this too all the time 😂😂😂
8/14
2020
@OhItsTuffy Dude who’s bullying you, I’ll beat em upHow many things can I order on my moms amazon account before she cuts me off 🧐🧐🧐🧐Not to sound cocky or none. But I got Hulu , Netflix , and Disney + . You not finna talk to me any kind of way.
Retweeted by Elisandra GuajardoIf you had said this is what 2020 would be like, I would have never left the New Years party
Retweeted by Elisandra Guajardothere’s only like 1,000 things I wanna say to you, but probably never will
8/13
2020
Does anyone else adjust their close friends depending on what the post is or are you not a freak 😂This just made my blood boil https://t.co/0FZZaMn90k
Retweeted by Elisandra GuajardoFrienship jealous is a whole different kind of jealousy
8/12
2020
Why does brunch on a Sunday morning always hit so goodOur beautiful baby girl Elliana Sofia is finally here! Mom is the ultimate trooper & did awesome! Everyone is healt… https://t.co/Ss8hI2D0sF
Retweeted by Elisandra Guajardo @Coach_RSalinas Awh! Blessings to you and your baby girl !!! 😘🎈🎉💕🙄
8/9
2020
we watch Netflix with subtitles over here
Retweeted by Elisandra GuajardoSometimes I wish I was just a llama 🦙
8/6
2020
Do you ever forget how old you are or am I dumb, I just told the doctor “I’m 23, no wait 25, wait no I’m turning 25 so I’m 24” 😂Instead of half’s on a baby let’s go half’s on a fukin boat
Retweeted by Elisandra GuajardoDo you ever just turn on your read receipts bc you don’t know what to reply @VictoriaT_8 Honestly if I was in undergrad and it switched to pass/fail I would probably put in the least amount o… https://t.co/W4aicMV52j
8/5
2020
Happy birthday to my favorite guy. Here's to all the good days, blue skies, and new adventures to come. 😘 https://t.co/mxrnNSvJBn
Retweeted by Elisandra Guajardo @GiselleMendoza4 Maybeline fit me, it literally is my skin color 320 natural tan
8/4
2020
Like I put it on and I’m sitting there wondering if I even put it on yetI bought a drugstore foundation last week out of need, and it’s literally my exact skin color and I’m still not ove… https://t.co/w9Osdoh5yN
8/3
2020
@yungsern_ B we celebrated your birthday, what do you mean“If you live each day inch by inch, one day you’ll be a full foot ahead of yourself” - @ervey31* @Alyhdz6 in her own house* “Hey, where are the cups?!” 👀 @ervey31 @elig95 come get her
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8/2
2020
Sorority sister unfollowed me on Instagram. U can’t do that I paid for you
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8/1
2020
I would have been on a flight to Boston right now for Lover Fest.... @taylorswift13 😭😭😭 @sierrarperez lol lol I should have asked too “when nobody is looking” bc I pick it up only if someone sees that I dropped it 😂
7/31
2020
Coca-Cola to enter hard seltzer market through Topo Chico brand https://t.co/3w6Z0rvQUO
Retweeted by Elisandra GuajardoWhen you drop ice, do you.... 🧐
7/30
2020

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