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Joined Twitter 3/28/11


someone once told me I create all of my own chaos and they were right but still, hey
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1/17
2020
therapist: and what do we do when we are sad? me: *pulls phone out opens skyscanner app* therapist: what are you… https://t.co/GVLBEZ298c
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1/7
2019
what’s something you can say during sex but also when you manage a brand twitter account?
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12/7
2019
imagine being one of the top selling artists of all time, writing and recording your own music, and being told by t… https://t.co/3hONtLml5P
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11/15
2019
“I am so excited to go home and watch hannah montana” -me in 2007 and also me today
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11/14
2019
@Lestfest17 what episode of vampire diaries are you on traitor
11/13
2019
@ickkyvickky1 @TopTriplet yes plz tito needs friends
11/12
2019
@ickkyvickky1 @TopTriplet omg i need to meet
11/11
2019
i’ve gotten to the age where i pour my sake in the beer for a sake bomb instead of banging on the table and i have never hated myself more
11/2
2019
@coletteraquel omg actually
10/24
2019
@DallinEatsRice never say neverjust booked three trips in 12 hours, we are catching flights AND feelings this fall oh no
10/23
2019
i’ve had a job for like 2 days when do i get all $401,000 from my 401k
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10/3
2019
enjoy this video of my cat’s 6th attempt to jump on the counter. https://t.co/D1nnhVMG09
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9/29
2019
My toxic trait? Eating the lunch I brought to work as a snack at 10:00AM
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9/26
2019
you ever just said fuck it and gone on a date with a guy named kyle
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9/25
2019
@Lestfest17 16 year old Elise definitely tweeted this
9/23
2019
Nobody: My hydroflask in the front seat when slightly tap the brakes: https://t.co/FjmmrrJwvR
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9/18
2019
@Lestfest17 @coletteraquel_ @thejaynetts HAHAHAHA
9/13
2019
@coletteraquel_ Yes yes yes
9/10
2019
We now have video footage of why you need to be locked up https://t.co/yDUy9WIyNg
9/9
2019
He who does not give back to the brita should not take from the brita -Ghandi
Retweeted by elise @AddieFairley No I think you’ve just come to your senses
9/7
2019
Live footage of me when I’m in between night shifts https://t.co/Ncktcd2eJK
8/27
2019
@Lestfest17 Don’t act innocent you aren’t fooling anyoneOh this took a turn https://t.co/SXognnLRtJSome of you never had to freeze your water bottle and put it in a sock to keep it cold for school and it SHOWS
8/26
2019
Please don’t talk to me today I am listening to the new Taylor Swift album and I do not have time for your bullshit
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8/24
2019
a very millennial thing is to buy ikea furniture and tell yourself “i’ll buy real furniture when i can afford it” a… https://t.co/riUSCgJwKg
Retweeted by eliseSome days I’ve made my peace with Arizona summers and others I’m having a panic attack in my car because I’ve convi… https://t.co/1aVjxcEMxO
8/23
2019
you say you’re in love but have you ever had Costco blueberry muffins
Retweeted by eliseAm I depressed or has it just been too long since I’ve watched the Harry Potter movies?
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8/19
2019
how to be human https://t.co/TvWhNBqMTS
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8/16
2019
Home this morning, shot on my iPhone. https://t.co/D9ePkY3Xor
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8/14
2019
I’m confused why I’m feeling nostalgic over rush??? someone please slap some wedges and a dress on me for eight hou… https://t.co/t4cH022OKc
Retweeted by eliseWatching love island while simultaneously looking up flights to London because if I don’t marry a Brit I’m not getting married
8/13
2019
I knew love wasn’t real, I fucking knew it https://t.co/8ap0CjscUR
Retweeted by elisei only came back on here bc i heard Liam Hemsworth is newly single
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8/12
2019
My new favorite past time is finding new things to hookup to Alexa so that I essentially never need to get off the couch again
8/8
2019
Chelsea Cutler replied to my Instagram story and so I gotta keep her #humble and leave her on read that’s how ya ge… https://t.co/FZml9E9tqk
8/4
2019
alright I’m just gonna say it: the chainsmokers actually made good music before the cute one decided to attempt to sing
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8/3
2019
I sent Lester a blurry picture of our new neighbor and one hour later we have all three of the roommates names and… https://t.co/v0YPC5CI5v
7/31
2019
@Lestfest17 Delete this tweet frostys are from Wendy’s
7/28
2019
Literally the only good thing about Arizona is that you never have to worry about someone hiding in the backseat of… https://t.co/kCGJc8dfWn
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7/27
2019
If you wanna know how my dating life is going, today a guy I was talking to a couple weeks ago texted me saying tha… https://t.co/1nocNFHuRt
7/23
2019
therapist: and what do we do when we are sad? me: add to cart therapist: no
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7/22
2019
@magslac1 Omg I had the high school musical one and I don’t think I’ve ever brushed my teeth more @thejaynetts Invite @Lestfest17 and me next time
7/17
2019
men who have ghosted me love to come back from the dead months later and bother the shit out of me
Retweeted by eliseI love how being an adult is just saying "But after this week things will slow down a bit again" to yourself until you die
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7/12
2019
if america’s so great whys it a billion fucking degrees on her birthday idk kind of makes u think
Retweeted by elise @coletteraquel_ Good thing I moved today!!!! 🏃🏼‍♀️
7/4
2019
ok goodnight ladies & remember there’s not a man alive who’s worth crying over (except obama)
Retweeted by eliseEveryone and their mother has gotten engaged this past week, what is in the water you people are drinking?
7/3
2019
HOW do guys have that 6th sense where they just fucking KNOW that you’re doing well so they reach out to you to wre… https://t.co/Vgcq845waQ
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7/2
2019
drunk friends at a bar: omg where did you go we thought we lost you me: https://t.co/n9do8LJiQQ
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6/26
2019
Here’s a thread for words of 23 emotions that people feel but can’t explain
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6/20
2019
This is going to be insane wtf https://t.co/N3M0kSRMVL
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6/18
2019
ladies, don’t trust a guy with a juul addiction ok
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6/13
2019
I want love but I don’t want to do any of the stuff you have to do to find love so I probably won’t find love but t… https://t.co/eobCZnLHVQ
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6/11
2019
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6/8
2019
I just cannot believe I have to be an adult for the rest of my life
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6/4
2019
@coletteraquel_ Just @ me next time
6/3
2019
@AllieNickerson Wait @aimeececilia I desperately need your expertise
5/27
2019
I’m listening to Fireflies by Owl City and I want to cry
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5/26
2019
Me when my alarm goes off https://t.co/NodaGuBNzf
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5/23
2019
hey now that your incest dragon show is over can you text me back
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5/22
2019
Got me a snapchat! Follow me: Lestfest http://t.co/1weCTWRN
Retweeted by eliseIf you ever see me driving my car while eating a plate of buffalo chicken nachos and crying then mind your business… https://t.co/7emVw6pMz9
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5/21
2019
All these embryos that become female are gonna be pissed that they had more rights as an egg than they ever will as a person
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5/17
2019
Keeping up the the Cyrus’s would be a million times better than Keeping up with the Kardashians. https://t.co/x1ktSTnOKJ
Retweeted by elisePeter the Pilot: *exists* Bachelor Nation: #TheBachelorette https://t.co/g6YwDqQRrU
Retweeted by eliseLMFAO BILL NYE IS FED THE FUCK UP https://t.co/5wRvChkyrP
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5/14
2019
yo who else is fucking sad tonight wtf is in the air????????is something going on with the planets again are they having a fight
Retweeted by eliseIdk who needs to hear this but there are probably like twelve (12) good guys on this planet stop focusing on one wh… https://t.co/d5pePSNxpm
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5/5
2019
Sex is cool but have you ever stood in your kitchen shovelling shredded mozzarella into your mouth straight from th… https://t.co/0svrTE3D3z
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5/4
2019
Some dumbass DMed me telling me I couldn’t dance to ‘when the party’s over’ so here you go, fuck you greg https://t.co/rWH5whWc4O
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4/30
2019
things that DON’T make you ugly - acne - being over/under weight - scars - stretch marks - body hair - thinning ha… https://t.co/1uSh6dW8GY
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4/28
2019
things that DON’T make you ugly - acne - being over/under weight - scars - stretch marks - crooked/yellow teeth -… https://t.co/jGnS6CAOEK
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4/22
2019
The biggest thing I’ve learned so far in 2019 is not to get my feelings hurt by a boy who juuls
4/10
2019
latest photo project in attempt to save the turtles https://t.co/yGoi0ktvgb
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4/9
2019
for personal reasons, i think it’s best for me to never go to school again
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4/8
2019
I found it. The greatest video on TikTok https://t.co/HMKM2gB8W3
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4/7
2019
The worst part of Arizona isn’t even the heat it’s the fact that a scorpion can just show up and disrupt your home/life
4/5
2019
Every time I fly @united I remember how much I hate flying @united
4/2
2019
I haven’t looked at my bank account in 2 weeks..I honestly just don’t want to know bc i’ve done some damage lately… https://t.co/QQRFGgeWvY
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4/1
2019
me at Olive Garden https://t.co/W2lnHzbmJ2
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3/25
2019
bridesmaid (to a waiter): what a beautiful wedding waiter: yes but what a shame, the poor groom’s bride is an anti-vaxxer
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3/24
2019
"I pick Arizona to get to the Final Four every year. At least I don't have to worry about that this year." - Charl… https://t.co/2hrMo6KF6j
Retweeted by elise @Lestfest17 I’d just like to come in and say that on my flight the man sitting next to me had his AirPod pop out of… https://t.co/p4s4RR5o3F
3/23
2019
#NewProfilePic https://t.co/TfehkDbPYS
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3/21
2019

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