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AZ VOTERS!!! we can make REAL CHANGE!! https://t.co/NDb9EuO17p
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9/24
2020
ugh I love being a basic bish in the fall
Retweeted by eliseugh I love being a basic bish in the fall
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9/16
2020
Now that I have your attention 🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️.... VOTE Nov 3rd!!!
Retweeted by eliseIs it corona? Is it allergies? is it the unhealthy air quality? Is it anxiety? I can barely breathe
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9/15
2020
delta: we left half our seats empty so you feel extra safe and we also put together little treat bags American: we… https://t.co/sG4sInCWEN
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9/11
2020
weekend ✌️ https://t.co/R7DjQxhA5s
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8/29
2020
If cats don’t want to be held like little babies maybe they shouldn’t be roughly the size and shape of little babies
Retweeted by eliseThis was Biden last October. https://t.co/dRekWF1QYl
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8/23
2020
I’m not a chef but boyardees days getting harder and harder to get through
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8/22
2020
Trump’s calculated dismantling of USPS proves one thing clearly: He is WELL AWARE that we do not want him as our pr… https://t.co/uJsylE35ie
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8/15
2020
@brennacessy @alliecesmat @kylecesmat brenna we have gone to taco bell multiple times what are you talking about who are you
8/13
2020
yea kinda looks like vine huh 🤔😉 https://t.co/aoqvVERfvl
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8/10
2020
i’m SO glad we’ve all moved on from caring about the pandemic. now we can all die! what a relief
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8/9
2020
how 2020 is going: I joined a fiddle leaf fig support group on facebook
8/6
2020
[having to cough out in public] EXCUSE ME. everyone. i need to inform you all that i do NOT have the covid i simp… https://t.co/UghPf6fbnp
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7/27
2020
@kylecesmat @brennacessy @Lestfest17 or maybe it was just a ~vibe~I just know this new taylor swift album would hit so much harder if I wasn’t in a happy and healthy relationship
Retweeted by elisesitting on the back patio in Phoenix with a cerveza in a summer monsoon rain is a vibe ☀️💦🍺
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7/25
2020
New cases, yesterday: Germany: 298 Denmark: 10 Norway: 11 Sweden: 57 United States: 55,442 https://t.co/g7SlEt4exo
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7/8
2020
america: I cannot think of any man who would be worse for the presidency than Biden and Trump I cannot believe we h… https://t.co/Ck2yia6OBF
Retweeted by elisewake me WAKE ME UP up INSIDE I can’t wake WAKE M… https://t.co/CEJTVRYP3G
Retweeted by elise.... and everyone was wondering what July would bring https://t.co/fUTqwl9k6a
7/5
2020
Real talk. For everything you do to “celebrate” this weekend (beach, bbq, fireworks, etc.) do at least ONE thing to… https://t.co/LqPM3q8gVD
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7/3
2020
Living in Phoenix right now is basically a study on gaslighting. We have the highest rate of infection in the count… https://t.co/9VlTMDi59C
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6/30
2020
Why are people going to bars anyways, just get drunk at home in your sweatpants https://t.co/wnHVsBmvCX
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6/29
2020
PSA: if you’re worried about CO2 accumulation from masks, our climate crisis is going to blow your mind #MedTwitter #COVID19 #MaskUp
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6/27
2020
This pandemic is exactly why I hated group projects in school.
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6/26
2020
This woman on the news just said, imagine if there was a medication that reduced your chances of getting COVID by 5… https://t.co/A4WfncIX9G
Retweeted by eliseincredible part 2. https://t.co/YVmtFTexIDincredible. https://t.co/suwVgEXGZK
6/24
2020
Arizona is the new national hotspot for COVID-19 with more than 4,400 new cases in just the last 72 hours. Per capi… https://t.co/ghZSpOwyQJ
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6/16
2020
remember in 2019 when the most exciting thing was when @PopeyesChicken came out with the chicken sandwich
6/13
2020
if "all lives matter" why won't you wear a mask at the grocery store?
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6/9
2020
When I tell you I gasped https://t.co/jvRrLzExpA
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6/4
2020
seth rogen explaining it in the simplest way possible https://t.co/UQ24CA1eZf
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6/2
2020
beautiful moments during protests that the media won’t show; a thread 🖤
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5/31
2020
Imagine wanting four more years of this shit.
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5/30
2020
@coletteraquel just in case i forget what i look like duh
5/25
2020
@Lestfest17 he will see you in a week 😘 https://t.co/I7vvvuzUD0 @Lestfest17 do you think the people retweeting this also miss my cat @Lestfest17 are you talking about my cat or the vodka
5/14
2020
@kylecesmat ur old
5/11
2020
@alliecesmat you had me convinced until the responding to texts part
4/21
2020
quarantine mood: https://t.co/puAdyMHLBt
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4/15
2020
Sometimes you just really need one doughnut and for me that time is now
Retweeted by eliseIt’s World Health Day, and we owe a profound debt of gratitude to all our medical professionals. They’re still givi… https://t.co/uhfPzagqi7
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4/8
2020
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Retweeted by eliseWatch your Snapchat March recap for a good traumatizing reminder of how quickly your life went to shit🥰
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4/4
2020
@Lestfest17 except I think I would have better luck doing them with you @Lestfest17 hahahahahaha
4/2
2020
COVID19 is about to get bad (very bad) in this next month & y’all think this shit gone be over in two weeks. No one… https://t.co/LBzCLavZ6o
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3/30
2020
@gabbi_albin @ickkyvickky1 I had the same thought, baby groot is so much cuter
3/29
2020
Please trust reliable, small business owners https://t.co/L6fw96Gkb1
Retweeted by elisecdc: corona lives on countertops for hours my cat: *slowly pushes it off*
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3/25
2020
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Retweeted by eliseYou know what’s fucked? As people keep going out and acting like covid isn’t a big deal, my nurse friends and I (in… https://t.co/OP2do5nc66
Retweeted by eliseif you’re not worried about the virus, or just not scared of getting sick yourself— remember that bc of this 1000s… https://t.co/SE5L1K3rVC
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3/23
2020
best part of covid-19: no traffic on my way to work worst part of covid-19: still having to go to work #yearofthenurse
3/17
2020
Not everybody can stay home, and we owe a big debt of gratitude to health professionals, transit and airport worker… https://t.co/SK1Rk7kkIu
Retweeted by eliseliterally what did we talk about before the corona virus
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3/16
2020
@jalonaz i laughed way too hard at thiswhere’s the bus at? he’s got places to bee fr 🙄 https://t.co/2TOlECTQPF
Retweeted by elise @kylecesmat this has not aged well https://t.co/822xmhdIU9
3/8
2020
Protect yourself and your community from coronavirus with common sense precautions: wash your hands, stay home when… https://t.co/3J4CZwGJup
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3/4
2020
You're supposed to wash your hands for 20 sec, which is the time it takes to sing Happy Birthday twice. But I'm tir… https://t.co/LPnYxPXw2q
Retweeted by eliseme: *chugs the rest of my beer* kyle: “that’s my favorite skill of yours, don’t let anyone tell you different”This is Miller. He didn’t pass his drivers test this time but they said he can come back and try again whenever he… https://t.co/CJKBaIZLlz
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3/2
2020
@haleycampz i like the tarte foundcealer a lot! you can layer it depending on how much coverage you need! @madisoncooperr it’s a dangerous spiral but I don’t have any regrets
2/9
2020
oh no someone stop me from spending all of my money on the patagonia sale right now
2/8
2020
People say "I love dogs b/c my cat would never pull me from a burning building," but my cat tries and fails every d… https://t.co/KQzwryiScu
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2/6
2020
@kacielynne910 @brennacessy @alliecesmat same actually
2/4
2020
my coworkers trying to have a normal day: me on my 27th cup of coffee before noon: y'all mind if i scream
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1/28
2020
someone once told me I create all of my own chaos and they were right but still, hey
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1/17
2019
what’s something you can say during sex but also when you manage a brand twitter account?
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12/7
2019
imagine being one of the top selling artists of all time, writing and recording your own music, and being told by t… https://t.co/3hONtLml5P
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11/15
2019
“I am so excited to go home and watch hannah montana” -me in 2007 and also me today
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11/14
2019
@Lestfest17 what episode of vampire diaries are you on traitor
11/13
2019
@ickkyvickky1 @TopTriplet yes plz tito needs friends
11/12
2019
@ickkyvickky1 @TopTriplet omg i need to meet
11/11
2019
i’ve gotten to the age where i pour my sake in the beer for a sake bomb instead of banging on the table and i have never hated myself more
11/2
2019
@coletteraquel omg actually
10/24
2019
@DallinEatsRice never say neverjust booked three trips in 12 hours, we are catching flights AND feelings this fall oh no
10/23
2019
i’ve had a job for like 2 days when do i get all $401,000 from my 401k
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10/3
2019
enjoy this video of my cat’s 6th attempt to jump on the counter. https://t.co/D1nnhVMG09
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9/29
2019
My toxic trait? Eating the lunch I brought to work as a snack at 10:00AM
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9/26
2019
you ever just said fuck it and gone on a date with a guy named kyle
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9/25
2019
@Lestfest17 16 year old Elise definitely tweeted this
9/23
2019
Nobody: My hydroflask in the front seat when slightly tap the brakes: https://t.co/FjmmrrJwvR
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9/18
2019
@Lestfest17 @coletteraquel_ @thejaynetts HAHAHAHA
9/13
2019
@coletteraquel_ Yes yes yes
9/10
2019
We now have video footage of why you need to be locked up https://t.co/yDUy9WIyNg
9/9
2019
He who does not give back to the brita should not take from the brita -Ghandi
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9/7
2019

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