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Cover it in chocolate and have it on my desk by Monday.

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If a character in your novel mentions a URL and you don't follow through and by the domain then BOO, BOO INDEED https://t.co/UZoXqxoQjM
1/25
2020
@liquidmatt It's like Chris Morris and Peter Baynham puncturing a hole in Johnnie Walker's neck and blowing through… https://t.co/vfow6hQiD9 @rawrsair Really enjoying the fact that this is apparently how you start the day
1/24
2020
@gamesbizuk Also congrats, ya crazy kids. X @gamesbizuk Ninja Asaki and Gonpachi (restaurant from Kill Bill) were the two best meals I've had in my life - both in Tokyo.
1/18
2020
I often think about the intro ‘It’s a brand new record, for 1990, They Might Be Giants brand new album, FLOOD’. The… https://t.co/RwWIjjY4t3
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1/16
2020
This is an utterly gorgeous docmentary. https://t.co/stV0olGEyV
1/15
2020
Kyle MacLachlan as Special Agent Dale Cooper during the filming of "Pilot" / "Northwest Passage." #TwinPeakshttps://t.co/8x8OGOMrkk
Retweeted by Elliot Brooksbobby briggs is exactly what t*mothee ch*lamet wishes he could be https://t.co/M2d5qi4aJD
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1/10
2020
@shelfawarecast This was absolutely glorious. #thedragondidnothingwrong #defendtheskyrats @shelfawarecast OmgggWelcome back, Literary Slummers! This fortnight we're reading Inside the Worm by Robert Swindells, which was sent t… https://t.co/goEGhqFp8f
Retweeted by Elliot BrooksI've gone back to confirm it was all ruddy glorious and it was, indeed, ruddy glorious. I'm committing to the big r… https://t.co/iUyaSOWKVm
1/6
2020
"I solved the plot offscreen, don't ask questions." #DoctorWhoThe bits with the Doctor and the Master are quite good! Any scenes with the companions are not. #DoctorWho
1/5
2020
Getting that urge (that all healthy humans get once a week) to rewatch the entire Russell T Davies era of Who. https://t.co/AgZY7SmmeL
1/3
2020
"Vore is more powerful than most nations." Was this written by a thirsty corner of Tumblr? #DoctorWhoStarted 2020 as I mean to proceed; watching Batman & Robin, lightly tipsy on gin. https://t.co/8mKBRvAkzK
1/1
2019
Feeding my #DUCKS is another experience altogether. https://t.co/gk3fqsSxXP
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12/30
2019
@thischucklehead The backdoor.
12/27
2019
Merry Christmas from Tekken 2 model King and his live action orphanage. https://t.co/ri3OncyyF9 https://t.co/8edX2xy7x6
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12/26
2019
@FoldableHuman UnsubscribedSlytherin literally knock out the opposition goalie, and with open hoops only score twice. Are they being managed b… https://t.co/5v7S3edtulVery specific dental braces tweet: the constant grazing of xmas food means I have eaten, reapplied, then eaten agai… https://t.co/SHCpayq111Ron's living his best life with exclusive access to a bowl of unflavoured, slightly damp looking, chicken drumsticks #PhilosophersStone @LukeWal34191176 You're an Order of the Phoenix boy, right? I need to reread it!Harry's overwhelmed/joyous reaction to his first feast in the Great Hall is improved when you notice all he literal… https://t.co/JXAtfS4nnK
12/25
2019
I just want a James Bond movie set at Christmas with a chase sequence involving sled dogs, is that too much to askHi I'm Elliot and my emotional state is "have eaten slightly too much" and has been this way for "most of life" @LukeWal34191176 Playing Brooks Bingo, I see.Prizoner of Azkaban is such a generous, perfect movie. You get 90 minutes of lovely, grubby, funny, sweet magic sch… https://t.co/geDrWXbJkP
12/24
2019
QoS: short sharp violent action, Bond driven point to point by rage and emotion Also QoS: CGI Bond falls out of an… https://t.co/Lx7eMtLBwzQoS has such a cheat code in that it can end every scene with Vesper's Theme from Casino Royale and my brain goes:… https://t.co/0qYGY7OocrGemma Arterton (naked, in bed): "Dominic Greene's party? I have nothing to wear." Danny Craig (pushing her down int… https://t.co/9kPECSSQChThere's a bit in QoS where MI6 cancel Bond's passport and he's stuck in Austria, unable to get a plane out. So to g… https://t.co/rDvuf6fgjNQoS is incomprehensible but at least Danny Craig is still doing the "Bond as constantly ragin hammerhead shark" sch… https://t.co/5MZinjp0hBQuantum of Solace is better than Skyfall, send tweet
12/23
2019
My Christmas tradition is telling myself I'll get a lot of reading done over the holiday break, then each day readi… https://t.co/6yqfa9nTUPStrong Christmas beach game from South Wales today. https://t.co/suJAxMT6gN @theguyliner @BritishGQ @CNNTravel @guardianweekend Loved reading your stuff so much this year - the blind date art… https://t.co/hrWiZS67fm
12/22
2019
FRUSCIANTE IS BACK, I DON'T CARE IF THE DEVIL TOOK THE ELECTION IN RETURN TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN #RedHotChiliPeppersEXCUSE ME #RedHotChiliPeppers
12/15
2019
Ocean at the End of the Lane was glorious last night. Magic! Puppetry! Emotions with fathers! All the main criteria… https://t.co/BzxotOdDUR
12/14
2019
Excellent film. Also y'all sleeping on Tragedy Girls, which should be the Heathers of this generation. https://t.co/tvlwfdIY3i
12/12
2019
Die Hard isn’t a Christmas movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman. It’s a Harry Potter movie.
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12/10
2019
Wonderful. https://t.co/ttMMwi13Fk
12/7
2019
Oh god I've become 'airing my customer services grievances out on twitter' years oldHey @Photobox, the bare minimum I expect when ordering photos is for them to be separated into the albums I arrange… https://t.co/OBgHgOX60GI pulled several muscles in my face wincing while listening to LP1 https://t.co/8Cfmhx1iTc
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12/6
2019
BIG DORK 2019 ENERGY #spotifywrapped https://t.co/4M1XAL0JQy
12/5
2019
https://t.co/vN3bELXG0w is officially live! I'm so proud and thankful of the whole team, and awed by the extraordin… https://t.co/Ogsk0QXgUL
Retweeted by Elliot Brooks @liquidmatt @joindicebreaker Matt the 'vinhostage' gag was RIGHT THERE.If you don't follow @joindicebreaker, then please do. And I'm not just saying that because @liquidmatt is the EiC a… https://t.co/jO1KcD70bsWe are LIVE! 🙌 Meet https://t.co/uvY0SNc0Cg, our shiny new website! Head over to find the latest news, reviews and… https://t.co/G8oeMI4vz1
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12/4
2019
you asked for it - here are the most iconic British TV moments of the decade (2010-2019)
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12/2
2019
@liquidmatt Can vouch for this excellent cat and her UNBELIEVABLE POOSListen, we all tuned in because when we heard 'empty chair ice-sculptures' we all assumed they'd actually made a Bo… https://t.co/l7aVlbvusA
11/28
2019
Will literally vote for any party that promises to bring back Doctor Who Christmas specials. @liquidmatt Jesus... hope you're both good. X
11/27
2019
Probably the only way to do it, not sure a direct adaptation would work for much of Discworld. (All the gags and ph… https://t.co/vOc1UFOxqf
11/26
2019
Doctor Who. Coming early 2020. https://t.co/qXLm6Jppgm
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11/23
2019
@AlexHorne Yay!!! Looking forward to series 10 and the series when you invite the 2nd to last contestants back! Xxx
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11/22
2019
[Spider Emoji] #SpiderVerse 4.8.22 https://t.co/XGjsnTIrnK
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11/1
2019
@ElliotBrooks @Islington_AH @mrpatmccormack Anything for Elliot!
Retweeted by Elliot Brooks @whywithaqmark @Islington_AH @mrpatmccormack Now when you say "long, long time" you, of course, actually mean "back… https://t.co/p1BI7QboX6
10/26
2019
I heard there was a goose loose and causing chaos somewhere nearby. Is this how we catch him? #UntitledGooseGame https://t.co/PfvfcLlhcC
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10/17
2019
@Matenks Hunter, please The naans are garlic naans Does that change anything @Matenks At pubs it comes with a side of poppadums instead of chipsA lasagne but with curry for sauce and naans for pasta sheets, the bechamel top-layer is now mango chutney
10/11
2019
With our brand spanking new website under construction it was about time we brought in someone to run it! Introduci… https://t.co/YzgMEdn8Re
Retweeted by Elliot Brooks @joindicebreaker @liquidmatt Appreciated the reference to the Starfinder game I ruined for everyone
10/10
2019
I am delighted to say that I've joined @joindicebreaker alongside the gosh-darn-wonderful @johnneh @KubeWhelan and… https://t.co/fXFQ8GoAGY
Retweeted by Elliot Brooks @liquidmatt @joindicebreaker @johnneh @KubeWhelan @triggertrove You beautiful hairy man x
10/7
2019
Inventor of the Dishwasher: I HAVE CREATED SOMETHING THAT WILL MAKE ALL YOUR LIVES EASIER. Humanity: WHOA. So we j… https://t.co/7uTFjqKprS
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10/6
2019
Hey @tmbg - will any Flood shows be in the UK? Absolutely loved seeing you in London last year and would love to see one of these shows!
9/25
2019
Just to clarify my monster tarts are based on the monster movies of the 20’s and 30’s like King Kong or the Lost Wo… https://t.co/Ar2FEYQtoN
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9/24
2019
@UnheimlichManvr Sounds amazing - will you be looking for first readers at any point?
9/22
2019
@MissEdmundson @Simon_Barrett He knows his creams! (Also you were genuinely great in this, the diner/date scene was a real standout)
9/21
2019
@Simon_Barrett At one point he argues with his parents because he "already knows how to use the creams" he got from hospital. @Simon_Barrett You have to see this. Frankie Muniz runs around town lifting up his shirt to show strangers his open sores for 90 minutes.
9/16
2019
A Very Expensive Poison at the @oldvictheatre was fantastic. Very thoughtful and angry. Massive fan of… https://t.co/7VvS9NFfms
9/14
2019
@TheLitCritGuy Slade House if you extend the range by an extra year!
9/13
2019
I’m thrilled to announce I will be interviewing George Lazenby ⁦@lazenbyofficial⁩ who played @007 in one of the bes… https://t.co/o9qQefl8BF
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9/12
2019
Can we talk about the fact that Vegeta meets ALL THE CRITERIA TO BE A DISNEY PRINCESS?!?! https://t.co/uBOwZaFMsQ
Retweeted by Elliot BrooksDM: "Ok, this mission requires stealth. How are you approaching?" #DnD Players: https://t.co/7vNMo0wXSz
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9/11
2019
@Tim_Batt @TheNewsAtGlenn This was ruddy glorious.Ord-er, ORD-ER! Thank you so much to every blimin' person who came to see us last night. @TheNewsAtGlenn was absolu… https://t.co/f7Wg71NHtG
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9/7
2019
@PhilNobileJr @ITMovieOfficial @FANGORIA Saw Satanic Panic at @FrightFest, can confirm it's a hoot.
9/6
2019
Holy heck. https://t.co/Fudz4ACa8c
Retweeted by Elliot Brooksok so everything from the music to the logo, final fantasy 8 centers around a couple and their grand romance. but l… https://t.co/BoB44PKkGz
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8/30
2019
Seriously good times were had at #frightfest this year, thanks to all involved. Particular love to Daniel Isn't Rea… https://t.co/c4bZxWyk9x'A Good Woman is Hard to Find' - a stunning central performance making up for a quite flimsy everything-else. #frightfestThis joke will make sense to anyone who just saw The Black String at #Frightfest but I wish the tagline had been “HOT SHINGLES IN YOUR AREA”
Retweeted by Elliot BrooksFrankie Muniz showing strangers his open sores/various rashes in The Black String was the 'so bad it's great' pick… https://t.co/SQdOls9bXVExit, about two rock climbers stuck in a building during a toxic gas attack, is so much fun that I'm actually looki… https://t.co/076Kc4dgrY
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8/26
2019
Loved Daniel Isn't Real, Ready or Not, and the insanity that was The Legend of the Stardust Brothers (with the best… https://t.co/pSqVSlF7JyArise, Sir Ben Stokes? SPOTY Ben Stokes? 😉 #Ashes https://t.co/76aQluAc7E
Retweeted by Elliot Brooks"That was the best kiss I've ever had." – Ben Stokes after Jack Leach gave him a peck on the cheek 😆 #Ashes https://t.co/5DSfi04foR
Retweeted by Elliot BrooksNothing standing out too much from day 3 of Frightfest unfortunately (apols, not all days can be everything to all… https://t.co/RgQmwARgrY
8/25
2019
Was left with only two questions after #harpoon at #FrightFest. 1. Did the boat make it back okay? And 2. How the h… https://t.co/XrAVMo8U1Z
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8/24
2019

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