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34. they/them. bisexual. historian. American in Spain. writer. I have a lot of cats. https://t.co/DsN79T94zN

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MAREEP #BlepsAndMlems https://t.co/p361uUjHeeLIBERTY #BlepsAndMlems https://t.co/T0Rqre8vRrPSYDUCK #BlepsAndMlems https://t.co/csOCk1Z6imOk CAT TWITTER let's see those CAT TONGUES. MLEMS. BLEPS. ALL OF THEM Post photos of your cats & their tongues & u… https://t.co/FAq59OGhlP @audreyrsutton Yeah this is why I wasn't diagnosed until I was in my 30s... because I became effective at masking m… https://t.co/5Yu1XTwL1TBabby Swirlix https://t.co/xF7i9ni468checks cone for SNACC RESIDUE https://t.co/8lXUTpJd5r
Retweeted by Jingle Elle Maruska (they/them)Samoa stresses that American antivaxxers are to blame for this https://t.co/9N35xl9FnJ
Retweeted by Jingle Elle Maruska (they/them) @x_t_pd Biden, only because I trust Biden's incompetence more than I trust Mayor Pete's creepy think tank fervorAs someone with OCD this comic is painfully accurate & real https://t.co/BduNAn6lk8HORSE SAID IT HORSE MEANT IT https://t.co/8LWL54O5WF#AnxietyFeelsLike the world is made of barbed wire & any small movement can get you tangled in the raking teeth; po… https://t.co/QDxt7NgeDBYaaaay I got all three Burmys 😍😍😍 https://t.co/l7allQxWHlWhich Star Wars character most closely matches your cat/cats in terms of personality and/or appearance. CUPCAKE i… https://t.co/H3RR4PKIoK
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12/6
2019
@spacequeensoph well if you do, make sure to tag me when you post the link so I can share it! @spacequeensoph and I also try and have something new posted at least every other day which can be a lot of work. I… https://t.co/vlYSc6QMPk @spacequeensoph unfortunately pretty normal--people are less likely to RT Patreon links than like, jokes or picture… https://t.co/GV23rSL9Mm @spacequeensoph Hey! So far my experiences have been mostly good, although it's taken some time to really figure ou… https://t.co/NCCT7YcYtpOh hey since it's the season of giving!! Here is a free poem for you to read!! Please check it out and if you enjoy… https://t.co/AhdBphKUyt
Retweeted by Jingle Elle Maruska (they/them) @VanSlongo Yes, Reno is an Ibizan Hound!CHARMANDER is Han Solo https://t.co/ZlOGrLuUl6Which Star Wars character most closely matches your cat/cats in terms of personality and/or appearance. CUPCAKE i… https://t.co/H3RR4PKIoK @Slyfiv I hope so too.she's beauty she's grace https://t.co/0NMamiTwAF
Retweeted by Jingle Elle Maruska (they/them)CAMOUFLAGE https://t.co/8gtuvwv5SlME CHARMANDER AM VER ANCIENT GREEK https://t.co/jbIW5SWdBhOh my GOD https://t.co/sVatdB77ZE @EccentricFlower Oh my GodDuel of the Fates https://t.co/kNVuqNdvAfEven if she doesn't make it until tomorrow she's a brave little babby and I'm so proud of her @karinchu we have a fireplace and a space heater and she's wrapped up. We have it like...uncomfortably warm in here… https://t.co/1F2Tp5hqvZShe's weak and sick but she's alive. https://t.co/ngWvcV9JDYBut about an hour after she decided she was going to be alive and got up. She's not great now but she's up and aw… https://t.co/ypDYio9vBuUPDATE AGAIN: we honestly thought she died. she was lying on her side in her bed and my husband and I could bare… https://t.co/wWA1eL7MAI @JMorlan77 I had to do that with one of my cats. She hates using a litterbox that ANY OTHER CAT has touched so she… https://t.co/sszGpNhQVH @JMorlan77 like it can be a small thing but if a cat associates bad things with the litterbox they might avoid it.… https://t.co/5UGi0EyyLM @JMorlan77 yeah arthritis can definitely be an issue. Make sure the litter boxes are easy to get into....like somet… https://t.co/wXfTwjXV2d @craigthomler but you assumed it meant I let them outside? ok @JMorlan77 a lot of times when cats do this it's because there's something they really don't like about where the l… https://t.co/S0eopu836W(URGENT) Hi guys I need to pay my rent, buy medicines that I need and food. 150$ please RT this and donate to my pa… https://t.co/qSm4YQMS1F
Retweeted by Jingle Elle Maruska (they/them)John Kerry, the man who lost to George W. Bush on flag burning and gay marriage. John Kerry, the man who lost to GE… https://t.co/qmJpnu3Ftl @craigthomler Also I have been an outspoken advocate for keeping all cats inside at all times. I get hate for it ev… https://t.co/DcjXq6jThv @craigthomler umm they live inside my house and don't go out. In fact I took many of them from outside, where they… https://t.co/MSToEHCcEEOh well this certainly reinforces my decision to not support Joe Biden https://t.co/jFa2Ivz8hiWhy the hell would you do this to your child https://t.co/OS7q0j3cgHA BRAND NEW ZODIAC WHERE THE SIGNS ARE NOW CHARACTERS FROM THE RANKIN-BASS CATALOG OF HOLIDAY FILMS: A THREAD https://t.co/pisM5ZigS4
Retweeted by Jingle Elle Maruska (they/them) @Truly_Elle Lol their mother's name is Cassini so I had toEnceladus: ü māy hãvë føøds https://t.co/wWY9czFvg7Tethys & Titan: brøthër måy wë hävê sømë føøds https://t.co/qXm8jVTF6UEnceladus: all fööds r my fööds https://t.co/DWfhUu8lwTJigglypuff: soft sleepy flööf https://t.co/Vgwf35m5l2Q: what three-word phrase can be a command that gets Becky from Westchester, NY to smile, a question you'd ask her… https://t.co/NCkpDNZRDichecks cone for SNACC RESIDUE https://t.co/8lXUTpJd5rOr send me a bit to help with vet care 💙 https://t.co/QCeEsX8k7z https://t.co/s5tQBQ5i6KHey my 50000000 cats are rescues who I take in because no one wants them please consider getting my cats something… https://t.co/F23KgCzqYWGlaceon is tired of ur crap https://t.co/zzeIATe5E1Into the garbage chute flyboy https://t.co/TceaB9kJfZshe's beauty she's grace https://t.co/0NMamiTwAFI know when they're small and sick it's not always a fight you can win. No matter what you do, you can still lose t… https://t.co/7M74nQqNOT @bobbimac1984 I don't answer this questionSURREALIST ARTISTS AND THEIR INTERPRETATIONS OF BABY NOT-YODA: A THREAD https://t.co/1GlDG5kzKO
Retweeted by Jingle Elle Maruska (they/them)Update: she's not as congested as she was yesterday. Not as much grossness from her nose. She had her medication &… https://t.co/iRfFs9KC0F @loki_monster Yup basically!! I honestly find it harder to clean up after my dogs, even though I only have two. Dog… https://t.co/WMfXv41F5lAdvocates of this cruelty - and cruelty is their MO - say they want to "promote the value of working." They are so… https://t.co/dy8jzynTwD
Retweeted by Jingle Elle Maruska (they/them)Look I'm not one to toot my own horn but https://t.co/450WoSYFGo @kattastic99 Oh I know!!The Americans who lived there before us ended up having to give half their deposit back because the landlord found… https://t.co/vpFxy94DfcLike we shocked this wily old man INTO HONESTY. He'd come down from Barcelona DETERMINED to keep the security depos… https://t.co/7SfqluiQEDThis man believed in allowing us to have the cats we had he was gonna LINE HIS POCKETS because since he knows every… https://t.co/IxOY6CgUMKINCLUDING WHEN HE HIMSELF HAD LIVED IN IT WITH HIS FAMILY. He said, essentially, "I thought because of the cats I'… https://t.co/Gve8z3piYNOk you know I have like 500000000 cats right? And every time I post a video of my 50000000 cats I get replies like… https://t.co/PGsrrAvXf1When I was doing that Rankin/Bass zodiac and looking for GIFs I found this monstrosity and since I saw it you have… https://t.co/qqSEbL2u8VOk I hope you enjoy your new RANKIN/BASS HOLIDAY SIGN!! Please consider leaving a small tip to help me take care of… https://t.co/HWWs2RjixYYUKON CORNELIUS (Feb 19-Mar 20) -eccentric! -good at being alone; prefers it sometimes -likes to take impromptu ad… https://t.co/jX5rA4Py3bWINTER WARLOCK (Jan 20-Feb 18) -has gone through a lot -kind, generous, & a good friend despite a rather dark pas… https://t.co/Tg7YwXTA0OMRS. CLAUS (Dec 22-Jan 19) -always has a plan for everything -can be secretive -always acts to try and help others… https://t.co/30MHUGpUzGSNOW MISER (Nov 22-Dec 21) -ostentatiously laid-back & languid -almost too charming -welcoming, genial, a great ho… https://t.co/YurzmLY9EhHEAT MISER (Oct 23-Nov 21) -loud, assertive, bold -loves to fight. will fight anyone & anything all the time -has… https://t.co/fOpaeaAHUNJESSICA/MRS. CLAUS (Sep 23-Oct 22) -honest & fair -can be a bit invested in "the rules" -hides true self behind a… https://t.co/n0wGw4Xu7XJINGLE & JANGLE (Aug 23-Sep 22) -good-natured & eager to please -easily stressed out -kind of clumsy & bumbling -t… https://t.co/zOb6dxRMaYKRIS KRINGLE (Jul 23-Aug 22) -brave, determined, outspoken -acts without thinking -can sometimes take on too much… https://t.co/OgkVTq7yFuSANTA CLAUS (YEAR WITHOUT A SANTA CLAUS VERSION) (Jun 21-Jul 22) -can be moody & grumpy -needs attention all the t… https://t.co/ImNaCkItbQHERMEY THE ELF (May 21-Jun 20) -never quite fits in -impatient with even trying to fit in tbh -knows own self ve… https://t.co/68z6tclApTTHE BUMBLE (Apr 20-May 20) -looks fierce but actually pretty chill & gentle -can be shy & not great at first impr… https://t.co/ZBQFZKgmzwRUDOLPH (Mar 21-Apr 19) -a born leader -kind & thoughtful -can be a bit reckless & impulsive -gives everyone a sec… https://t.co/QXEwO1emB8A BRAND NEW ZODIAC WHERE THE SIGNS ARE NOW CHARACTERS FROM THE RANKIN-BASS CATALOG OF HOLIDAY FILMS: A THREAD https://t.co/pisM5ZigS4 @CItizenKang42 OK YOU WINOh hey since it's the season of giving!! Here is a free poem for you to read!! Please check it out and if you enjoy… https://t.co/AhdBphKUytNo humam Zapdos am lorge catto not smol kitte need 2 b out with other lorge cattos https://t.co/UYnJEoSgSE
Retweeted by Jingle Elle Maruska (they/them)I read this poem by Randall Jarrell when I was 16 and it changed my life. I know that sounds so overwrought and ove… https://t.co/uU3IXZLVRB
Retweeted by Jingle Elle Maruska (they/them) @marktaurence @kappatau314 I think you missed the point
12/5
2019
The Great Escape https://t.co/78f0WaJS15
Retweeted by Jingle Elle Maruska (they/them) @jupiitersprince @tedlieu @POTUS I didn't think I had liked it. So idk, Twitter is weird sometimes @MOliciousHat yes! the vet finally just surgically closed the wound and it's been healing wonderfully(also my psychiatrist looks EXACTLY like Geoffrey Zakarian so THANKS TWITTER NOW I'M CREEPED OUT) https://t.co/We0el3DIlfEveryone. EVERYONE. This isn't about having sex WITH your psychiatrist please do not do thatNo humam Zapdos am lorge catto not smol kitte need 2 b out with other lorge cattos https://t.co/UYnJEoSgSEoh that's an... interesting outfit Debbie! you're a real risk taker aren't you! Especially with that hair cut! https://t.co/QqnroeNrRv
Retweeted by Jingle Elle Maruska (they/them)I sing to them in the morning https://t.co/0NYcu4xKz9
Retweeted by Jingle Elle Maruska (they/them)Hi Misdreavus!!! https://t.co/ZfCMCwPt2a
12/4
2019

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