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I'm Elle & I probably hate that thing u like. they/them. bisexual. historian. American in Spain. writer. I help cats & hate fascists https://t.co/DsN79T94zN

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Joined Twitter 2/24/17


@XiranJayZhao I have an 11 year old and this is the most true thing @jmugele I mean feeling sick and not getting any definitive answers as to why is actually pretty frustrating
10/30
2020
Kim, Kourtney, Kylie, in unison: NOT IT Kendall: I ammm...unable to...kontract diseasesssssss...I ammm...of immorta… https://t.co/TpuceDYiuj
Retweeted by 🔥🔥hElle M (they/them)🔥🔥Drowzee...um #PokemonGO https://t.co/dqcxwRaOwFAdventures Of The Pettiest Time Traveler 1841, Baltimore, USA The Pettiest Time Traveler comes upon a group of pe… https://t.co/hqk878Bqq7Scene: the Kardashian Kompound. Lightning flickers, thunder booms. It's Tristan Thompson with a strobe light & one… https://t.co/LeBiTiQUeJ
Retweeted by 🔥🔥hElle M (they/them)🔥🔥Otter and Haunter bond over P L A S T I C https://t.co/W2AEGBzjOxADULT BABBY WOOLOO AM QUEEN OF FRUIT https://t.co/VV3tsn4umY @runmyheart I would have wanted to see it!My husband just sent me this meme and I hate him https://t.co/VJ6yNmS0ZJOtter & smol fren do a groom https://t.co/YT8eFGcw7s
Retweeted by 🔥🔥hElle M (they/them)🔥🔥 @kimflum Thanks! @bfwriter @danielleabaum @jakesbones Ohhh that's so cool @kimflum I honestly didn't see them until I looked at the photo lolIdk I'm a fvcking weirdo but I like to photograph dead things I find on the beach?? TW: fish, dead fish, animal de… https://t.co/1y0n2yJWADAnd hey while I'm showing off cool dead things here's a cool dead fish TW: dead animals, fish, dead fish . . . .… https://t.co/H1IKINuZbv @kimflum Yeah that's my thoughtTW: death, animal death, animal skeleton, skeleton, bones, skull . . . . . . . It was in a shallow tidal pool and… https://t.co/2FzabvUaZrOk the next tweet will be the bird skull so TW for an animal skeleton @danielleabaum Clean. No fleshThe light was very pretty but I couldn't see it because I couldn't see anything and walking home was very difficult https://t.co/VW5OcxDxXeI took a picture of the bird skull but I don't think people want to see thatI almost tripped over a bird skull it was A LotIt was very pretty but my glasses fogged up so badly because of my mask that I had to take them off and could not s… https://t.co/3vJ3X5JxAfWent for a walk to the beach https://t.co/JHfY8D8vc8Max Kellerman is me trying to figure out if someone just complimented of insulted me https://t.co/zwxuovpNlK
Retweeted by 🔥🔥hElle M (they/them)🔥🔥Happy #NationalCatDay from the TORTIE PORTY https://t.co/1lEMgihcijThis is Blitzle and he has a tiny white tail tip https://t.co/6R9FDsnrfFHappy #NationalCatDay here are some kittos with a dinosaur https://t.co/GfiszDImuf @Nepenthes_dubia PayPal is good, but CashApp is fine too. Honestly whatever works best for youHappy #NationalCatDay https://t.co/h3QvaoVJHoHey! Help me help cats! https://t.co/qohR5ff1RMI'm working so hard to get them well and it's so difficult because they're so young and when I found them they were… https://t.co/AHvVgf5mHUHere are some of the babies https://t.co/VsPa70aww5I have lots of baby cats right now that I took in from an outdoor colony and they are sick and skinny and it's a lo… https://t.co/sfVLijGigBHey it's #NationalCatDay and I am here to ask your help. I am an American in Spain who takes in cats nobody else wa… https://t.co/GsKV0X9GGwalso please help me help musical babbys https://t.co/qohR5ff1RMPlease please help me help cats https://t.co/qohR5ff1RMLike so many cats!!! https://t.co/EoQr3CFzfLIt is #NationalCatDay !!!! I have cats!!! https://t.co/95eXwQZ8mWTell me Twitter what is their band's name https://t.co/hlxPGGPSnkAbout to drop a sick debut album https://t.co/ca54v6ffPWPrecious babby grumpus 😍😭 https://t.co/KHMVxUJOzAI'm obsessed with Rob Gronkowski saying the word "drizzle" and I don't know whyRead this for the cackle I'm sure you need today, and then when you get to the end PAY THIS FINE BEAN FOR THEIR EXC… https://t.co/2OPbPIhRAL
Retweeted by 🔥🔥hElle M (they/them)🔥🔥 @smilinsid yeah I'm not saying one is "worse" than the other or anything at all like that, I'm just saying they're different @TraciDeMerchant people take that statement & then redirect to talk about mental health. It just makes me feel kinda weird @TraciDeMerchant I have both and like I understand totally wanting to convince people that their brain is part of t… https://t.co/30BWOWi2te @REDGibson91 yeah the word chronic is not the point here @KatyKania no it's not "vs," it's...these are different things and maybe when someone is talking about one, let the… https://t.co/yLUOB3c48L @TraciDeMerchant yes of course it isFriend, Penis, Grind Oh no god no https://t.co/j3xqbQIkswMolly Qerim Rose is me whenever cis straight dudes start talking https://t.co/k6liTV6e9sMax Kellerman is me trying to figure out if someone just complimented of insulted me https://t.co/zwxuovpNlKStephen A. Smith's expressions during this Floyd Mayweather piece are....*chef's kiss* https://t.co/csoSR5WAGWMinccino and Magikarp https://t.co/LEoxFoRjpYOtter & smol fren do a groom https://t.co/YT8eFGcw7s @kwyntessential @FuzzyDanSo @SoftSide1 Hi! No I don't really have any information about what's happening in Philade… https://t.co/e1z5F1d2u9No matter how many times this conversation happens the non-sick people around me still don't ever seem to actually get itFamily member: what's wrong with you Me: I am sick Family member: ugh you're ALWAYS sick Me: well yeah I mean that'… https://t.co/tkVFYICn5I#WhereImFromPeopleLoveTo help homeless cats for #NationalCatDay! Want to help? @SoftSide1 has a special program pro… https://t.co/ne86bIo5By
Retweeted by 🔥🔥hElle M (they/them)🔥🔥I know this is a lot to ask again but we really need help to keep my mother alive If you please can help me I will… https://t.co/VmoKhYcCmB
Retweeted by 🔥🔥hElle M (they/them)🔥🔥NSync: did not mention Dr. Zhivago in any of their songs Backstreet Boys: did not mention Dr. Zhivago in any of th… https://t.co/n89YJsB8kP
Retweeted by 🔥🔥hElle M (they/them)🔥🔥 @courtneypdesign I mean tbh you can pay me to do pretty much anything @larkinplarkin https://t.co/GbNpjLGSV4If you pay me I'll stop https://t.co/qohR5ff1RMNone of you kan possibly hate me more than I already hate myself for doing thisKris: it is done [more lightning, thunder. Tristan Thompson sits outside the mansion, cradling his gnawed-off arm… https://t.co/Gh7JGV69FXKhloe: fine let's get this over with Kris: that's my kirl! Kim: mom that doesn't even make---you know what never mi… https://t.co/2UKojhztsrKris: we're losing focus here. Kourtney, if you insist on analyzing systems of oppression within my hearing I'm goi… https://t.co/qvBTigoGR8Kris: KOURTNEY Kourtney: sorry, konsumes Black people Kris: Better. I don't kare Kim: Kanye's art has only improved… https://t.co/D1vo303JUlKourtney: haven't you ever konsidered that you're all just using the bodies of Black men in order to access the soc… https://t.co/ly89w4mv7vKhloe: ok fine but YOU OWE ME Kris: well what do you want? Khloe, konsidering: LeBron James Kendall: nnnooo...impos… https://t.co/rxoeYdcRKcKendall, her eyes glowing red: it isssss....the komingggg....of the old onesssss... Kris: look one of us needs to g… https://t.co/HHwBOTvjcYKim: you have the fewest kkids Khloe: Kylie & I have the same amount of kkids! Kylie: I'M A SELF-MADE BILLIONAIRE!!… https://t.co/0AvaHc8AizKhloe: what Kris: we've been having a konversation here about how to kapitalize on KOVID. Khloe: oh are you gonna i… https://t.co/oFNUZ2J38ZKourtney: don't YOU only have one, Kylie? [Kylie sneers & writes YOU WILL DIE IN YOUR SLEEP in lip liner on the mir… https://t.co/DUDtQON5s9Kylie: wow mom thanks for the support Kris: don't you mean kupport? Kim: are we turning 's' into 'k' now too? Kris:… https://t.co/uMifzdof0kKourtney: fine ugh whatever Kylie: I make too much money to get KOVID. I'm a self-made billionaire [somewhere in th… https://t.co/61DzhMn3h5Kylie: kids already starts with k Kris: nothing wrong with adding more ks Kourtney: yeah mom add three, it'll be tr… https://t.co/AM7Xu3U0W5Kim, Kourtney, Kylie, in unison: NOT IT Kendall: I ammm...unable to...kontract diseasesssssss...I ammm...of immorta… https://t.co/TpuceDYiujKendall: I konssssumed themmm....sssso deliciousssss Kris: goddamnit Khloe go tell Tristan to feed Rob something Kh… https://t.co/ReYfeJudq3[a horrific thump-drag sounds from behind the walls. A face appears from the other side of a floor-length mirror, s… https://t.co/rJ9I11yURvKhloe, rolling her eyes: you already participated Kim, you did the island thing Kim: that became a meme Kendall, ha… https://t.co/T4Io0GMvORKourtney: you guys are all kunts Kris: that's the spirit sweetie! Now, as I was saying. KOVID is a thing and you kn… https://t.co/5CKWZ4E8w5Kris: um sweetie we've talked about this before. It's KOVID Kourtney: mom, come on-- Kris: [klears throat] Kourtney… https://t.co/baJVna6b9TScene: the Kardashian Kompound. Lightning flickers, thunder booms. It's Tristan Thompson with a strobe light & one… https://t.co/LeBiTiQUeJWelp now we're not technically in a lock-down but we're confined to our municipality so that's....something? @Teenygozer @SorenCSorensen @DeseretNews Well he's breeding the rats so the snakes can eat them but live rats can a… https://t.co/4jMVqs8Gva @Teenygozer @DeseretNews yeah that bit was...wow, a lot @krisis86 @DeseretNews oh NOI mean we got it all here: free-range giant snakes, a rat-king sort of situation, illegal naked hot-tub bathing....… https://t.co/qyvVKm1Bw5Its Almost End of the Month my bills are Piling up😞No one hired me cause of this pandemic. I am now asking for help… https://t.co/ZM50yGZKyi
Retweeted by 🔥🔥hElle M (they/them)🔥🔥Wow the Mormon Joe Exotic is really upping the game https://t.co/9ndHMIQmPe via @DeseretNews
10/29
2020
NSync: did not mention Dr. Zhivago in any of their songs Backstreet Boys: did not mention Dr. Zhivago in any of th… https://t.co/n89YJsB8kPThis tree always reminds me of an Alolan Exeggutor peeping into my yard to say hi https://t.co/OUatBuXsbz @menstralkrampus My brothers were OBSESSED with the Carrey one for some reason, despite being like, 14 & 11 when it… https://t.co/6fe0PYlASi @hyperionskies Yeah I like them, they have a watercolor vibe @emnicw Yeah I hate it. I've had to put down two different rescues because they developed cancer due to FeLeuTrying out brush markers I bought on a whim during Prime Day sales
10/28
2020

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