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34. they/them. bisexual. historian. American in Spain. writer. I have a lot of cats. https://t.co/DsN79T94zN

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Squidward = Edward Squilliam = William So if you were a squid in the SpongeBob universe what would your name be https://t.co/IBH3wi5Hb2
Retweeted by Elle Maruska (they/them)Wooloo and Mareep ❤️❤️❤️ https://t.co/UBijmD0xtpThis is how he sleeps https://t.co/fdzgJJPREYF U T U R E https://t.co/WpLnJBMgRNYes human harder, harder!! I can almost see the future! https://t.co/HNH51HK6S3 @RubyStiff Do not smear Galarian Meowth like that he is beautiful @ai_valentin @karriehiggins So many people are leaving :(Laughs in chronic bowel disease https://t.co/IKahaGX39iTinder/Facebook/LinkedIn https://t.co/PJOSlIEF10Me at work/me going out/me at home https://t.co/mddZ2pt8jNNaming these three after Romantic poets who all died young was probably a bad idea :/ :/ :/But obviously I hope the vet can save at least one of Shelley's eyes; even if she'd only have like, 50% vision in it, it'd be somethingAnd I know blind cats can be fine too. I have a deaf cat (Umbreon) and you'd honestly never know except she meows S… https://t.co/rPDyV1cTDjThe vet is going to do her best to save at least one of Shelley's eyes so she can have some vision. I'm not worried… https://t.co/6oMlu8bRFnOk well we got the final word from the vet today on what's gonna happen to Byron, Shelley, a& nd Keats regarding th… https://t.co/Rkps3RN5pJReno Renose https://t.co/ai8j0ifx8x @Bomgeisha I live in Spain where we have SUMMER, summer, and rain and I agree with this sentiment @ThePaleNeon Top five because I can't choose -Lord of the Rings: Return of the King -School of Rock -Holes -Pirates… https://t.co/KRFhQuZ3WWhot take: people only like summer because it was our only time off for like 12 years and its ingrained in our minds… https://t.co/nlaZ78J9nh
Retweeted by Elle Maruska (they/them)Using your experience as a victim to victimize marginalized people is disgusting and inhuman and it makes you a horrible personAnd, frankly, it's an insult to all the trans women who are also victims of sexual assaultAs someone who is socially coded as a woman and as someone who has been sexually assaulted by men I am here to tell… https://t.co/bF0V6n4um6So much of this shit comes off as an complete infantilization of anyone who doesn't love themselves unconditionally… https://t.co/MAryYHlJzm
Retweeted by Elle Maruska (they/them)Which like, fuck off I'll love the way I am over my dead body You are not a better or more valid or decent or eth… https://t.co/V8GJUzZEZZ
Retweeted by Elle Maruska (they/them)Song About Kittens https://t.co/2981lD4xTJ
Retweeted by Elle Maruska (they/them)Song About Babbys https://t.co/tpxwRzqbkI
Retweeted by Elle Maruska (they/them)Another Song About Kittens https://t.co/LINJPh0LeO
Retweeted by Elle Maruska (they/them)Yet Another Song About Kittens https://t.co/crdspff8kf
Retweeted by Elle Maruska (they/them)Still Another Song About Kittens https://t.co/k1HjG4AdIF
Retweeted by Elle Maruska (they/them)I Sing Lots Of Songs To My Kittens https://t.co/Qe4By2ZOIn
Retweeted by Elle Maruska (they/them)My husband's = SquittMine= Squille or SquinsaySquidward = Edward Squilliam = William So if you were a squid in the SpongeBob universe what would your name be https://t.co/IBH3wi5Hb2It's National Kitten Day!!! So here is a thread of Elle Sings To Cats KITTEN ORIGINALS to celebrate the greatest da… https://t.co/8HXjBk94W2
Retweeted by Elle Maruska (they/them) @JustOneGhost Credit meIf you share Rowling's """"""concerns"""""" you should lose your job https://t.co/4pjsxhdyDLsince goya supports trump here’s a thread of product replacements/recipes (from my grandmother 👵🏾)
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SECRET 2 GOOD HUMAM MARRIAGE AM: ALWAYS HAVE CAT IN BED. ESPECIALLY IF CAT AM ME CHARMANDER https://t.co/M2Tp6zm3SdAM FRENS READY FOR ME CHARMANDER AWESOME KNOWLEDGE??????? https://t.co/8EwoE4NyO0HENLO FRENS IS ME CHARMANDER AM HERE 2 TELL U VER IMPORTANTO SECRET OF GOOD HUMAM MARRIAGE https://t.co/I33QgWAvK3Your pet and what they're named after (just pictures) https://t.co/YLWI8iAtPpYour pet and what they're named after (just pictures) https://t.co/PuAzH1rsNVYour pet and what they're named after (just pictures) https://t.co/gBKKsW6OcXAre ppl still doing this? Oh well I amYour pet and what they're named after (just pictures) https://t.co/CtNSyjGYvh @StumpyRingFingr Well there are the cats I brought with me from the US--Rhea, Liberty, Umbreon, and Glaceon--that a… https://t.co/Zn6GwKiB43 @Nymphomachy probably about their AdventuresSir Bedevere thinks Penguin is SUPER COOL https://t.co/Vl1bnTPKCGLOOKS SO INNOCENT https://t.co/z7GnMS0QKkPenguin, the runaway, safe at home 💙 https://t.co/ogC0P9RLHfTHE GOBLIN QUEEN https://t.co/RCNenXrmZvA super rare Goblin Queen mlem!!! https://t.co/sppPx1YdZpI'd like to point out that someone actually did this AND I EMAILED THEM THE ANSWER. I am as good as my word @hyperhearted I have no idea but it's annoying as fvck @ryanmrichardson They can be! @britabeee Yeah :/ like I'd love to be able to have a property where I could have space devoted entirely to the cat… https://t.co/Pnz5xssoWZ @fish_bagels @TashaWorfolk A lot of them are like, friends of friends of friends, or people who work with my husband @IPoppit Nah, Bari Weiss singing Jesse Singal's latest transphobic article is blasted between innings while t-shirt… https://t.co/OQQQ0jsj2W @tedcruz Why do you lay your eggs in tarantulas @tedcruz They're probably just as ignorant regarding the fact that SOME OF US NEED TO LAY OUR EGGS IN TARANTULAS, right Ted? @tedcruz Just ignore it Ted and make your own chart about how your eggs are doing embedded in hordes of paralyzed tarantulas @tedcruz Idk Ted, can YOU say no to a nice, healthy tarantula in which you can deposit your precious eggs? @tedcruz I know YOUR feelings were hurt that the last tarantula you tried to capture and paralyze so you could lay… https://t.co/9eeKpPg4tj @tedcruz Ted don't be mad at Tribe just because he doesn't have a tarantula for you to lay your eggs in, people don… https://t.co/czNaBCbO1M-Both AL & NL have DHs now -Extra innings start with a runner on second -During the 7th inning stretch JK Rowling s… https://t.co/5Tzxntx5EHActually, the whole cancel culture thing is Rob Manfred's plan to improve Major League Baseball @dodo I also sing to my kittens!! https://t.co/JQ1n3Z6UOuSo Happy #NationalKittenDay everybody!! Please RT this thread if you can, I'd love for more folks to see the work I do hahaAll of these kittens are rescues I've taken in! Many of them I've nursed through various health issues and a few of… https://t.co/n5pEyRBUSCI Sing Lots Of Songs To My Kittens https://t.co/Qe4By2ZOInStill Another Song About Kittens https://t.co/k1HjG4AdIFYet Another Song About Kittens https://t.co/crdspff8kfAnother Song About Kittens https://t.co/LINJPh0LeOSong About Babbys https://t.co/tpxwRzqbkIThe only people you need to follow this #KittenDay is @ellle_em and @kittenxlady
Retweeted by Elle Maruska (they/them) @TashaWorfolk I try and adopt out as many as I can but it's very difficult and has only been more difficult because of COVID @abrokentweeter right, too many. Thanks.If you really really really really want to know, you can donate 100+ US Dollars (or equivalent). Everyone who donat… https://t.co/5nHqLhrMp2The sapphic dream https://t.co/16LaHEoLU2
Retweeted by Elle Maruska (they/them)Song About Kittens https://t.co/2981lD4xTJ @Chelsea_Tuttle sure! go ahead. I'll do my best @ChuckWendig This one because it's got parrots on it https://t.co/cC5iZ4PkZHLike I know what I'm doing and I hate how often people on here believe they know better.Btw, I'm not really looking for advice or anything right now. I don't think I should have to find ways to placate p… https://t.co/WexmTmmcOyAnd like honestly even when they try and turn it into a compliment ("oh I could NEVER have THAT many!! You're so BR… https://t.co/r8V3svgSxDIt's a question with a lot of baggage attached to it and one that can be infused with a lot of gross judgment. It's… https://t.co/591uFpQQ69 @premeesaurus @ChuckWendig Omg jealousThank you #PokemonGO this is all I've ever wanted https://t.co/hUCLx0o14wIt's been a while since I said this but I don't answer the "how many cats do you have" question and I really honest… https://t.co/SYCdGE613q[of course my internet is choosing THIS VERY MOMENT to not cooperate, I will have KITTEN SONGS asap]It's National Kitten Day!!! So here is a thread of Elle Sings To Cats KITTEN ORIGINALS to celebrate the greatest da… https://t.co/8HXjBk94W2Also I think this is a crested lark but I'm not sureI mean I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact I'm using my camera phone and good nature photographers use actual cameras. DEMON POWERSSir Bedivere https://t.co/qJg10iOfZXNew goal: reply to every Ted Cruz tweet mentioning the fact he is a tarantula hawk wasp in human skin until he bloc… https://t.co/OSt6X2IxgX @liddytronic Demonic telephoto lenses @EosinY ProbablyPeople who can take good photos of birds are obviously SUPER POWERFUL DEMONS and must be worshipped as such https://t.co/Pwl4Rd9k78Not sure what the plan is...if I'm gonna neuter him and put him back or if he wants to be a housecat but like at le… https://t.co/p9tBUgIE32His name is now Nidoran https://t.co/mdA3Ylzswn
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