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Writer, alien, comedian in training, slayer, sci-fi novelist, USA Today Bestseller, relapsing physicist, recovering nomad. Made in England, now in Texas.

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New tv shows are taking into account pandemic phenomena like masks and distancing. If past pandemics are anything t… @jamerz3294 *snort* 🀣 @claireorwhatevs *rolls eyes* @mosiman33 @BrentSpiner πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’” @Joshstrangehill So smart 😍Some of my favorite ppl are those who don't insist on having the handles down when they stack the dishwasher. The…
Retweeted by Ell Leigh Clarke WRITER @Pachilles7 Ah right. No I'm not into DnD tho I respect it as a valid life choice. My only reference point is "Community" where they played. @Pachilles7 Yeah I binged s1 and 2 when I was on a trip in london. They were on netflix over there. I don't think I… @Pachilles7 My heart is still in tng. I don't think Im gonna be able to move on that fast. Sorry...Ep 1. Author Shenanigans. Comedy - What you *MUST* understand about English Culture VIDEO: used to be a fine line between 'not awake yet' and 'tired'. Now idk what it is... @PatinkinMandy Yes do it!! You'll like it. I promise. @PatinkinMandy This is the thing I didn't know I needed this morning! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚What I want to know is who got to make up the hashtag that caught on? Like, how does #zoomdick as a hashtag come to pass? @Melysse @BrentSpiner Why do I find the thought of it amusing...?? (I'm not encouraging you to do it. Don't do it.… @Melysse @BrentSpiner Ha! I go by Oscar Wilde's philosophy. The only thing that is unforgivable is to be boring. I… this is over 10% of the gen pop. What do we expect? About 40% turnout in total? So we'd be a quarter of the way… @Melysse @BrentSpiner I don't think BS wld appreciate dicks on his thread 🀣 Although... I've seen a few metaphoric… @Melysse @BrentSpiner You don't?! I bet it's infused with extra magic. β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️ That dude... Smh. @Melysse @BrentSpiner Ouch. Yeah it's tough to deal with abuse from the public unfiltered like that. You're all sup… @Melysse @BrentSpiner Okay composed myself. So under other circumstances where you're not representing a cause I ca… @Melysse @BrentSpiner *snort* hang on, can't type and laugh...Whaaa? Guys, who thought this was a good idea for an ad? It looks like the inside of a colon. πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™€οΈ @BySaschaBaumann @BrentSpiner I like your thinking Sascha β™₯️ @Melysse @BrentSpiner You're a saint. Thank you on behalf of democracy. It shouldn't be this hard. But thank you β™₯️… @ellenieanna @BrentSpiner @Caitlineli1 tagging you here re your comment about family ^^^^^ scroll up. Xo @ellenieanna @BrentSpiner Agreed. I skipped poker for a couple of weeks coz ppl were getting obnoxious. I was later… @BrentSpiner Research? That word sounds a lot like science. πŸ€” @NancySinatra Next step is lining the walls of the polling stations with the SS. How the fuck did we get here?? @ChurchofSatan Feels like he's just going with the spirit of the times. I mean we have to keep reminding ppl that s… read a Fox news article and so much makes sense. I also feel sick, longing for the good old days of impartial reporting.Not a fan of all the horror ads stalking me on Hulu right now... πŸ’€πŸ‘»
@3DTruth Yeah. Smacks of a petty power play by a narcissist. πŸ™„Clarke2020: please do Kermit πŸ’šπŸΈ @JoeBiden Yes. We. Can! πŸ˜‰ @StorySlug Duuuude!! You didn't??! 😲🀭 @PatinkinMandy "hi, Mandy Patinkin here," Like he needs an introduction πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™€οΈβ™₯️Remember that time when @BrentSpiner joked about running for president? Good times.
Retweeted by Ell Leigh Clarke WRITERHaving been in the US for 4 years now I can pretty much conclude that adding pumpkin spice to anything but pie is l… @Marina_Sirtis *snort* @claireorwhatevs Hey so is it too soon to dress as Trump stealing the constitution, possessed by RGB? Coz ya know,… so who's gonna admit to being long on Tesla? @Marina_Sirtis Hahhaha. The polite way to say "bite me" 🀣β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯οΈπŸ‘
@fayul_23 @sharttrek 😁 πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™€οΈ You started smthg. @sharttrek @fayul_23 B.... @Pachilles7 Oh cool! I'll keep watching some more then. Ty! @Pachilles7 Hey no I haven't. What is it? Something about DnD?Confession: the only thing that is getting me through having finished tng is listening to @BrentSpiner on repeat in… @PatinkinMandy I have it on good authority that 8% of the 22 million were directly influenced by the videos of you…, weren't we due a market crash this morning? **Looks at watch**My name is Ellie and I'm a bookaholic. On a reading hiatus and find myself adding books to my *urgent tbr* list.…
Retweeted by Ell Leigh Clarke WRITER @fayul_23 1. I didn't make any such promise... 2. It's on a RT. Not like we're tagging him. We're just talking amo… @fayul_23 I only have one comment about this. Beans. @fayul_23 Oh pants. Ok. I'll stand by πŸ––πŸ½ @fayul_23 Post video clips, else it never happened ;) @TrekGeekBill I never skip β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️ @Caitlineli1 Huge congratulations!!I miss read that for a second and nearly choked.
@3DTruth Given the stakes I don't think we can be too protagonist just got dumped. Now I'm suuuuper bummed. Is this normal #writerscommunity? @Maldym7 @pclaroni @MikeReissWriter I'm here for all the jokes. I super appreciate them... when I get them :D Re c… @pclaroni @Maldym7 @MikeReissWriter hahahahahahahaha. Yikes. @Maldym7 @pclaroni @MikeReissWriter I didn't notice an issue with the sound in Inception. Mind, I probably wouldn't… I wonder if I write just to get things off my chest... Not just me, right? #writerscommunityChai, martinis, men. Best served dirty. Change my mind.I'll never get bored of tagging this guy as #SlayerPete Here's a dose of sanity with your coffee on an hopeful Sund… out Twitter isn’t so bad when you read tweets that aren’t from President Trump.
Retweeted by Ell Leigh Clarke WRITER @Maldym7 @pclaroni @MikeReissWriter Thanks guys. This is helpful. Inception was awesome but interstellar idk. I tho… @misskiranerys I like how you assume that I'll eventually watch both. πŸ––πŸ½ #accurate. Thanks for the steer β™₯️ @jaz_lottay @MikeReissWriter Dude, graphic!! πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™€οΈπŸ† @misskiranerys Sounds epic. Im just coming to the end of TNG. Which should I do next? Voyager or Ds9? @TalebWisdom @nntaleb I can see this. If suddenly I get to talk about how traumatizing my experience has been and h… @misskiranerys Did this really happen?? I should probably start watching ds9... @TrekLad Oh man, I just got this πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™€οΈ @PatinkinMandy I think you've just invented a new word to reflect an oft used phrase in these times. Standing by fo… @SethMacFarlane AMAZING SHOW. πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’š @SethMacFarlane Person: I got a crush on you. Me in the chat: is that a song request or a confession? Some1else… think this counts as a near miss in astronomy terms. Add it to the list that is 2020. πŸ“‘ @DanRather That word is never going to be the same again.Why did I forget that dirty chai was a thing? I mean tea with coffee in it! What an improvement. β˜• @PatinkinMandy @VoteJackie4NY Omg. Did you tell the ppl you called who you were? I imagine that would cause some mi…
@chrisleake @PatinkinMandy @votefwd I β™₯️ this so much! @yudhanjaya Cheers! I see the t-shirt btw! Nice. @yudhanjaya Wow. Sounds like it's been intense. Yes pls!! 🍸 @yudhanjaya Oh man. That's how you're rolling now you've finished that MS. So I was gonna add that everything is either goat OR goat food. @yudhanjaya Concur.I tend to say "professional liar". Leaves my options open for poker player, politician, secret agent... @ellenieanna @BrentSpiner @MJMcKean The recurring gags are the best ones. 🀭Writers' dilemma - release crush on inspiration for a character and risk losing your 5k words per day momentum for… @writeIdominant @fayul_23 @vanessah_monet Because it's national throw short ppl day or smthg. Idk. @fayul_23 posted it! Don't blame me ;p πŸ˜‚ @writeIdominant @fayul_23 @vanessah_monet So I'm gonna side step the opinion of what is average height and move str… @writeIdominant @fayul_23 @vanessah_monet Yeah I saw that thing about tall boots yesterday which made me remember! ;)First, Trump World complained that Biden was like Mr. Rogers. Then they leaked the loving texts he sent to his son.…
Retweeted by Ell Leigh Clarke WRITER @fayul_23 @vanessah_monet @writeIdominant πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ #JustSayin#SlayerPete is so on fire recently that we tune in primarily to marvel. πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ @brycetache I get a glow inside EVERY TIME I SEE A TWEET LIKE THIS β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️ @biblioholicbeth Ditto! β™₯️ @HarmonyRodale @CelesteHeadlee It's Saturday? How did that happen? @jonathansfrakes @SirPatStew Ps. @jonathansfrakes 's hair looks AWESOME long. @jonathansfrakes @SirPatStew I'm confused. It says *young* artists? Also congratulations!! β™₯️