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ellory smith @ellorysmith Los Angeles, CA

a witch from hell with references. writer at Robot Chicken. producer/host @FunnilingusLA

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Joined Twitter 4/2/11


Somebody needs to physically hold me back from fighting Trump teens on tiktokthe SEC literally accused this woman of securities fraud but millions of dollars and a senatorship won't set that l… https://t.co/nbhLH7I1f0
9/24
2020
Should I take the LAPD written test just to see what it’s like @NicoleConlan It’s because they’re ashamed and so don’t do enough researchHere is a video of some right wing militia members. Police are not forcing these people to disburse. This is eeri… https://t.co/kwqGK2ufmy
Retweeted by ellory smithLouisville Police now saying, “We’re going to arrest every single person who is here right now.” There are thousan… https://t.co/q9UidNBrsn
Retweeted by ellory smithMatt Gaetz is horrible for a bevy of reasons but first and foremost is his poorly done Botox https://t.co/69hHKMZZzw @goddammitsarah Hahahahah I wishPolice have killed 781 people in 2020. There have been only 12 days this year where police didn't kill someone.
Retweeted by ellory smithCan I smoke while I use nail polish remover want to check with the TL feels like maybe noWrote an angry little essay for @KNOCKdotLA about the monsters of Selling Sunset and the way the real estate busine… https://t.co/sz9WiCiIto
Retweeted by ellory smithThis is the STRONGEST piece of evidence that our individual carbon footprints barely make a dent in the fight again… https://t.co/3KZ6OYAiQu
Retweeted by ellory smithWhy are teachers taking pay cuts while lethal police forces get raisesGrammatically this sentence is all over the place, but it’s just incredible to me how people see this type of indis… https://t.co/EUFaKsqfXHif any other city department wasted as many resources and tax payer money as the police did, we would have shaved i… https://t.co/wSy3yZG2rjAfter handing down no consequence for killing a woman in her own home, a curfew says you may not take to the street… https://t.co/k9RKMY0zv2
Retweeted by ellory smithhave decided to observe the gender binary by spending all day on pinterestWe have to overwhelm them. Old school organizing- every week before Monday at 5pm email policommission@lapd.online… https://t.co/TAiHqC5FY5
Retweeted by ellory smithShe was used for everything. Used to promote everything. Used to make people look good and socially conscious. Used… https://t.co/4y0zamfhUs
Retweeted by ellory smithAudre Lorde wrote, “The master’s tools will never dismantle the master’s house” https://t.co/B6BH42fCGT
Retweeted by ellory smithLike can would we just put a PAUSE on it? Literally every department in every city budget is struggling and most wi… https://t.co/alVnatASVhThe sobs. That’s what’s sticking with me here in Louisville as I see the reaction to the Breonna Taylor announcem… https://t.co/ZBUIqrmf8C
Retweeted by ellory smithThe Climate Emergency Is Here. Thanks @bruneski sounding the alarm and need for @CAgovernor @GavinNewsom to take st… https://t.co/lxizyme6PT
Retweeted by ellory smithA major gas plant in a Latino, low-income neighborhood had been leaking methane for at least 3 years. Los Angeles o… https://t.co/RjqkukRPvg
Retweeted by ellory smithBut they’re low-income because of you https://t.co/GJ88QloOsq
Retweeted by ellory smithWe live in a country where Kyle Rittenhouse is viewed as a hero and Tamir Rice is viewed as a villain.
Retweeted by ellory smithThe lawsuit alleges “no fewer than 8 sheriff’s deputies at the crash site, pulled out their personal cell phones an… https://t.co/hTgFgHtmh6
Retweeted by ellory smithuhhhhhh https://t.co/6VMeCXuQJS
Retweeted by ellory smithMiddle-class American families owed an average of nearly $92,000 of non-housing debt in 2016, up 32% from 2004, adj… https://t.co/z16fb9aODN
Retweeted by ellory smithLAT reporters: David Ryu was charged with sexually assaulting an unconscious person, accepted developer money despi… https://t.co/K9sJk5UI3p
Retweeted by ellory smithanyway district 4 let’s (as MTV would say) rock tha voteThe LA Police Union gave David Ryu $45,000 and also, unrelated to that, he had a doctor’s appointment on the day th… https://t.co/lh3GkfCNR2I personally applied for 3 positions within Wells Fargo that I was very qualified for, and got 3 denials. My name i… https://t.co/MXRK062ppB
Retweeted by ellory smithThis is a fascinating story about a police officer in Atlanta who says the police and real estate developers were (… https://t.co/KpN76DfmvH
Retweeted by ellory smiththree weeks into working at s*bway i found out the brush i’d been trained to clean the toilet with was the same bru… https://t.co/Kx1aFHoLFW
Retweeted by ellory smithethical himbos 🥺 https://t.co/0Ip7ahHVGbThe LA Times is really out here making the case that @nithyavraman is leading on policy and the council should lis… https://t.co/hb3jvwmHqa
Retweeted by ellory smithIf you're seeing an ad for the Green Party, it's probably funded by the GOP. That is all. https://t.co/LuWKgAn4e9
Retweeted by ellory smithBREAKING: The Pentagon funneled nearly $1,000,000,000 of taxpayer money meant for masks and medical equipment to de… https://t.co/T50SP2zNMD
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9/23
2020
Like ?? Two birds one stone here am I wrongwe could divert literally any of the LA budget to these hotels as incentives for participating in a program providi… https://t.co/4ihAJxAlAHAbolish ICE. This man fought California wildfires while incarcerated. For pennies. Risked his life. And then when r… https://t.co/hr2FZ45jdS
Retweeted by ellory smith @PallaviGunalan @justseekheIp @Curtis_Cook @danadonly @abbygov @AmySilverberg @shutupaida @marcellacomedyhttps://t.co/O1htP63vrh @SenFeinstein Listen either do your job and stop him or go to jail for securities fraudAmid the worst wave of wildfires in history, Trump's @BLMca is working to open up over 1 million acres of public la… https://t.co/2m12hfQFAg
Retweeted by ellory smith @dycktweets I can't, it's never happened to me. 💀 @AmITooRemoved sorry even in recovery it’s about how productive you can be 😤 this is capitalismEvery trauma recovery podcast is like “it’s IMPERATIVE you go to therapy EVERY DAY.” babe whose health insurance are you on @corietjohnson @jaxdellosso At first I thought you meant me and I was like okay babe we’ll both starveDon't be hesitant to write a letter on my behalf because you don't know me well. The prosecution doesn't know me ei… https://t.co/gqSYFfJxfK
Retweeted by ellory smith @corietjohnson You can put any kind of sauce on spaghetti it’s a vehicle(me, finally well enough to respond to months-old emails while my friends R•A•V•E) @costco_churro I’m personally pretty into them and found them to be pretty low lifting drug wise (i.e., doesn’t dif… https://t.co/7sx68OgMslwhen you’re severely depressed MDMA just brings you up to sea level so your friends will be euphoric and you’ll just like, finally be stableVanessa Bryant is suing the LA county sheriff after deputies allegedly took personal cellphone photos of Kobe and G… https://t.co/Ml4jNvTAxZ
Retweeted by ellory smithLouisville can plan for a “riot” a week in advance, shut businesses and gov buildings. But their police can’t plan… https://t.co/OFXN6sc7Xl
Retweeted by ellory smith @baileyenorton @AnyaVolz Which one!This seems like a relatively straightforward way to do something that will have great impact: pay the court fines (… https://t.co/2UhzdThfpZ
Retweeted by ellory smithI truly think that if some virus had already killed 200,000 lovable family dogs in our country everyone would be go… https://t.co/ivYDn6GMas
Retweeted by ellory smith @Pratith_Mehta The monkey bars and slide (not in frame) are both metalremember a couple months ago when he listed one of his rental properties for $5k/month during a pandemic? and the l… https://t.co/wTm5zzv3JN
Retweeted by ellory smithremember when the panama papers happened and the journalist that broke the story got carbombed and we never talked… https://t.co/XjvMRXRHbq
Retweeted by ellory smithFeds intercepted protesters' phone communications in Portland this summer, intel sources with knowledge of the oper… https://t.co/wqiHAvarKf
Retweeted by ellory smith @LACoSheriff @mridleythomas @SheilaKuehl Cutting from youth programs instead of overtime is good guy stuff 💀 thanks for your service 🐽🐷 @ClueHeywood Well it’s about romances inside the band but that’s all I can say until the EP drops 🤞🏻Believe me when I say this non returnable dress looked different on the model. W/e I guess my Goodie Proctor years… https://t.co/JXhlvD9bFL‼️ Street Watch LA and Hawthorne Abolition Alliance will be presenting the case against sweeps at the Hawthorne Cit… https://t.co/SzJFZgQicI
Retweeted by ellory smithLAPD Officer Keeping K-9 Unit Dogs Caged for Days at a Time by @baileybenns https://t.co/nVHvZUelBD
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9/22
2020
This is the app that calls themselves the "uber" for evictions. Incredible. Incredible country. https://t.co/uC6E7ijMlKFlorida wants to charge people with felonies and take away their ability to vote if they attend a protest where som… https://t.co/RKBAbjhecw
Retweeted by ellory smithrory culkin looks like lin manuel miranda. not taking questions.World's richest 1% cause double CO2 emissions of poorest 50%, says Oxfam https://t.co/D4H5cEDhtq
Retweeted by ellory smithif you think i was hyperbolic in the rbg ep when i talked about the country sliding into authoritarianism, consider… https://t.co/Fpc9Le3Twl
Retweeted by ellory smithwe could have one livable planet or 2,604 billionaires https://t.co/f3rW3yWF6u
Retweeted by ellory smithThis new company, Civvl, is hiring gig workers to help landlords evict people. https://t.co/X5gPDIKHbP
Retweeted by ellory smithremembering this guy https://t.co/w3l6z7Rp4T
Retweeted by ellory smithI have decided that come December I will be re-setting my age to 23 and just going from thereIf you didn’t know better, you might almost think most US politics since 1954 was just responding to racial integra… https://t.co/1CUFrjWLTi
Retweeted by ellory smithFor those concerned about child-trafficking: the actual non-profits who work with rescuing people from trafficking… https://t.co/RmE2fsrMKx
Retweeted by ellory smithStress-wise, Pen15 season 2 is the middle school Uncut Gems has this take been had yetPublic officials who betray their constituents and go back on their word deserve home visits. https://t.co/WmSNrCuKvithis is what "normalize" actually looks like https://t.co/A45usf38Ws
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9/21
2020
I love that celebs who re-wear outfits to awards shows are treated as genuinely brave humanitariansguarantee you that if you actually take the time to organize and talk with working class people they are inherently… https://t.co/t0pRs88L4G
Retweeted by ellory smithThe concept of television “reruns” is obsolete. Crazy. Loved a good re-run.If anyone is thinking about primarying Schumer I will volunteer and offer my support. Please @ me. https://t.co/InDRlxhqfl
Retweeted by ellory smithLove to see people tweeting about "stocking up on birth control" when that service is only available in 17 states,… https://t.co/xD4iDPiggU
Retweeted by ellory smith @PplsCityCouncil Me! But if I had nicer skinI can’t stop watching this and blinking like that white guy meme https://t.co/uCMhWSQXoVthere was a typo everybody respect my privacy at this time https://t.co/Rm62g1FWF4
9/20
2020
James Baldwin gave us a whole spell against toxic projections when he said: "I give you your problem back."
Retweeted by ellory smithIt’s weird when people who are white, cis, straight, able bodied and relatively well off talk about moving out of A… https://t.co/20QsdKUVnG
Retweeted by ellory smith @theashleyray Gluttons for it!!!!Pen15 season 2 is incredible, inventive, truly nothing like it on TV. But to make only 7 episodes????? Cruel. Needlessly cruel.Republicans have won the popular vote in 1 out of the past 7 U.S. presidential elections, and Republican appointees… https://t.co/xtZJ2sMGqJ
Retweeted by ellory smithIn tribute to the extraordinary life of Justice Ginsberg, I’m matching donations to this fund up to $10,000 tonight… https://t.co/4YaTehvZe4
Retweeted by ellory smith @babyfacehooks @payfrit @corietjohnson also like, you dumb fuck RGB is absolutely related to the election, because… https://t.co/yoPbdegD9XIt is not possible to overstate the danger the America is in right now. We need to immediately DONATE to all downba… https://t.co/aaoXSrwogl
Retweeted by ellory smithHere’s her office number (202) 224-2523. Tell her NO SCOTUS until Inauguration Day!
Retweeted by ellory smithThe fact that she had to comment on the presidency on her deathbed makes me so angry. I pray that she felt peace, a… https://t.co/sE4DPqf6F6
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9/19
2020

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