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Sid & Alex’s Dad, Writer, Producer, Comedian. @NBCnews @TheRoot @Salon @DailyNews +more He/Him - Tombstone gifs mean I’m not dealing w/ your BS. ejw.biz@twib.me

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@TenorioPraxGab We have a mother-in-law suite which my wife let me take a big chunk of and just convert it into an… https://t.co/ts7lRJ2Eb3I can’t even stand the smell of Dr. Pepper. Put it next to Candy Corn and leave it on your porch as a protection sp… https://t.co/UOtBRhnIJe @wallein Like, how is everything quotable? HOW?I have no proof of this but I just assume Dr. Pepper is beloved by racists more than other soft drinks. 2nd? Mountain Dew. 🤣🤣🤣“I don’t even see color and it’s my god given right to ingest as much Dr. Pepper instead of water as humanely possi… https://t.co/pjIu1oBIS2I need to re-watch Tombstone again. I quote the damn movie almost everyday 27 yrs after it came out. It was one of… https://t.co/A2GW1clRa5https://t.co/0lUKPxvhwr https://t.co/R6JWW0J9fy @TenorioPraxGab I have 6 T8’s in a greenhouse window that doesn’t get the proper light, and a 600 watt Led with led… https://t.co/3CMagZ8PiV @TenorioPraxGab I’m growing in coco/soil too. I’m trying the same veggies in diff mediums seeing which grows better… https://t.co/7mZ32wqDkfHey, I haven’t read anyone cursing Chuck Todd’s name in a few day— Never mind. https://t.co/xZzlZWjdeKI say, sir. https://t.co/PgjxUln8TpThe challenge becomes the driving force. You want to “beat it.” So you’ll do whatever it takes. Dishes don’t requ… https://t.co/ezYqTwI9QX @WilGafney Folks weren’t woke yet. A lot of stuff pre-2010 hit the ear different now. @NanicaBrown Can’t hurt to be tested. And it could change your life.It’s called Therapy. I’m not being sarcastic or snarky either. https://t.co/pkm70YErOMMy mom now refers to “lazy” as “The L word.” Once she understood the damage the label and judgement that came alo… https://t.co/hM2FPykHitOne of the worst labels we’ve ever come up with to put on folks is “lazy.” Ironically, it’s lazy to call someone l… https://t.co/KAlShuVJdlThis issue is why some folks give people with #ADDcheckin such a hard time. They’re like “I know you’re capable. I’… https://t.co/LCc7369eEC“Hey, design and build a complex system you may not have ever worked on before.” Me: “No problem.” “Hey, perform… https://t.co/sI34jAjFyuThere’s no excitement in cleaning/organizing. Getting things to work is like a drug for me. I will grind & grind, n… https://t.co/PexTX6VNHUI have multiple hydroponic systems running (built from scratch), 2 grow areas (1 is a tent, built from scratch) & l… https://t.co/L6ywFAR19RI dunno if he birthed it but he damn sure personified it. And did not deserve Anya. https://t.co/k2GkD537c3Now of all the Buffyverse arcs to argue for...this one is solid AF. Wesley had a damn solid arc. I almost forget ho… https://t.co/kVQdQGvPNNAnya totally should’ve lived. https://t.co/GbVZUGMx9lI didn’t hate Dawn. I just found her overly whiny but now that I have kids...I get it. https://t.co/4IAq9EkWUOCordelia Chase had the best of character arc of the Buffyverse even with them screwing the actress over in the end.… https://t.co/ZgEikLlhCzAnd like, was Sunnydale High School really highly rated? Sunnydale didn’t seem like a poor town. Why didn’t folks m… https://t.co/7gFmbKNVcVThis reminds me... Xander Harris was the absolute worst. Of the Scooby gang you couldn’t find a more useless whiny… https://t.co/AUGy5YMTGD🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I think the only way they cross is if the apocalypse takes it up another notch. Then I’ll have to farm for f… https://t.co/icHs0NbaEJ @KGfromDC https://t.co/Yy8cMangQt @fattyMPH DO IT. I was going a little crazy for a bit. That’s why I went so hard with the plants. I needed the di… https://t.co/6mMc1LATlMI’m seriously considering buying a food safe barrel and farming fish for food/an aquaponic grow. My wife is going… https://t.co/2pwd88NZz5 @KGfromDC I’m over here all proud like “do y’all see this crazy shit I’m doing?” and my friends/fam are like “We’re… https://t.co/yDEVrVuodSI even started a gatdamb compost bin for spring planting. Indoors I use coco coir or a coco/perlite/soil mix. But I… https://t.co/foDbBO5Sv3 @KGfromDC Notice I said my excitement for TINY TOONS dropped. I’m still watching Animanics/Pinky & The Brain.A month ago I was complaining that plant nurseries were bone dry. Now I *am* a plant nursery. There is never a ti… https://t.co/twteu2Y1RhSo Animaniacs is back with Pinky and the Brain. Tiny Toons is returning but neither will have Elmyra? My excitemen… https://t.co/2NdctRTb61Wealth of 400 richest Americans in 2009: $1,270,000,000,000 Wealth of 400 richest Americans in 2020: $3,200,000,00… https://t.co/DQV9t9oWmo
Retweeted by Elon James White wears a MaskBut...what about their lived experience? https://t.co/lhWLBhIuCO
10/29
2020
My daughter, at 4 years old expresses so many emotions. I keep thinking “she’s doing a lot” but then I realized *I*… https://t.co/aB5m4jVi5nOh, I didn’t know my daughter wasn’t going to be a Girl Scout. Thanks for the heads up. https://t.co/EgBieHNvpT @CoquiTalksTrash We don’t have raccoons here thank Zeus. Because I gotta build two gardens in the spring. One for me and one for Siddy bear @PaulinaChills I’m just cheap and don’t wanna pay full price so im waiting for a deal or for someone to throw one away.I’ve built my basic-ass hydroponic systems so my next one is gonna have to stunt on’em. I’m just trying to decide d… https://t.co/EeMML6f8Fa @CycloneSteel Those are just pics of systems I’ve come across. Mine aren’t nearly as sexy but I also have private s… https://t.co/B6sPgOmqajBasements are good. And there are some sexy hydroponic setups that look like pieces of art. You just gotta take som… https://t.co/2xOmJtFQrXNo but really. If I didn’t build this grow room I think I would’ve melted down already. When the news gets extra s… https://t.co/qnVohjaIevYou mean if Amway was healthy and/or useful. 🤣 I cannot be shamed about this. I grow veggies in hydroponic systems… https://t.co/HhxMaLjb6lWhen they like “Wear a hazmat suit to go to the supermarket now because the virus has become sentient and attacks… https://t.co/Dj1sH78Wc5This is the healthiest obsession I’ve ever had. After hyperfocusing for weeks I have food and plants to show for it… https://t.co/MrKuvS2iLJAnd go where? 🤣 https://t.co/sCnSVa0sgiI currently have a bubble cloner, an ebb/flow table and an RDWC running in my grow room. Don’t let me get my hands… https://t.co/OT5mr407u3And I know the youtubers know the root mass is the money shot. Because they do so much talking and alluding to the… https://t.co/53r3HFKG3sI’ve now reached the point in my indoor farming where I watch gardening/hydroponic vids on YouTube like porn. “Th… https://t.co/vEcNuczAeE @sycobuny @ImKeithDavid I really dig that episode. And it makes no sense that the us gov can build shit to fight Rick.If Rick is the smartest mammal in the multiverse & can create literally anything why is he worried about making mon… https://t.co/v4RJSvTV4QWhat I enjoy is that the dark takes are valid ones but it doesn’t make it the “right” take or the “true” take. But… https://t.co/foiOByN3Fp🤣🤣 https://t.co/3CoEgq806x @Ewingweb Ill admit That one didn’t work. 🤣And American Dad hasn’t been real since Stan died in season 6 in Rapture’s Delight and the rest of the story takes… https://t.co/zQxfHh8gWqI mean... https://t.co/EnK0RxKHDyI like almost all theories that imply the main protagonist is imagining the story we’re watching or they’re already… https://t.co/5wtYxIXopV @dpalm66 I can’t speculate?!?!? 🤣 @dpalm66 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣The only Sesame Street I’m allowing in my house from now on. https://t.co/Basmuy9JGKI’ve read that theory and I actually think it tracks. Most of Bat’s rogues gallery seem like a fear of a child. https://t.co/svyLvg5aqtBut the question I have is... Have we all accepted that all of Buffy’s adventures as a Slayer are just her having… https://t.co/pHNitF8RDV @NeverSkurred Dude. I got nothing. I keep rethinking shit and I got nothing. Imma go grow some plants. @taylorpineiro And I wasn’t being a dick. I was just pointing out the layers of shittiness we’re all dealing with. @diannaeanderson This means a lot.Can’t. Social distancing. 😢 I’m not gonna make it. https://t.co/ToN1NRB1QeTried to get milk earlier today and the Target was closed because cops shot another Black man and they’re scared of… https://t.co/PwAxhTZBol*opens app* *Sees people explaining how Alex Jones is exposing the globalists and making valid points because Joe… https://t.co/SIQTVQWZAy
10/28
2020
@CoquiTalksTrash I said BKLYN.My son now starts saying “uh...” and nodding his head whenever a hot beat comes on—as if he’s about to spit some ba… https://t.co/tiCtVnwqvg
10/27
2020
Marriage is a balancing act. She let me convert the rumpus room into a green house with lights and elaborate hydrop… https://t.co/pGXyHql543You don’t know where I sleep. My wife does. Imma listen to her. 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/OseheOwgBS @CoquiTalksTrash Stored in the fridge. Haven’t decided which way to go with it.And this is my first time carving a pumpkin...ever. My wife knows I wanna go buy like 10 more because by pumpkin 7… https://t.co/DcrVvy61HUI know you don’t have to be a suburban dad to carve pumpkins but...where I grew up nobody was carving pumpkins outs… https://t.co/qo9zAGaafqSuburban Dad Achievement Unlocked. #BBoyStance #DGProper https://t.co/koYrYleP8A @KarmaKaze7 They offered to help. Not build a 30 story building with movable parts and a cannon in the cats mouth.How much were they paid? https://t.co/kJ3VGCFAFGI have way too many thoughts on Thundercats. 🤣🤣🤣Also, Mumm-Ra & the mutants, Slithe, Jackalman and Monkian should be portrayed as natives fighting gentrificat—take… https://t.co/RLSjhxwGfT @salynch It’s an odd coping mechanism but it’s all I got.I feel like Cheetara should be salty because she was the most senior ranking thundercat under Jaga (in my reboot) a… https://t.co/jSyN5SojxDThe question I have is would Jaga appear force ghost style life like obi wan or is Jaga a figment of Lion-o’s imagi… https://t.co/5uL6kNO403Oh? Did Rich Lowry let the cat out the bag? That re-electing a dangerous incompetent sexual assaulting racist autho… https://t.co/ICWmVW7MKT
Retweeted by Elon James White wears a Mask🤣🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/BzCLARCfIpIf I see one anus in my Thundercats reboot I’m burning the theater to the ground. That’s not true. I’m never goin… https://t.co/WzjE5nYNBAIt’s a few days before the election. No amount of analysis of these final days are going to fucking matter. They’re… https://t.co/Yb2roZ197qBut remember, when the Thundercats were traveling to 3rd Earth they were buck naked besides their fur. We may need… https://t.co/Dob56JMdpfTigra and Panthro obviously are dating. https://t.co/MstkphvZDgBut do we keep Snarf? Yes he was a part of the original Thundercats but he was annoying AF. Can we get a robot Snar… https://t.co/4oSHs6ybtQBut the question becomes did the Thundercats arrive on 3rd earth far in the past, maybe helped build pyramids? Or f… https://t.co/1mWuDSOfzA(More liberal than Bernie...I...nope...I’m not doing this..,) I mean, can Patrick Stewart play Jaga? With some so… https://t.co/oPkbqjvjHkI’m open to almost any casting. Long as they bring the acting chops to make me forget I’m watching cats fight lizar… https://t.co/GpcIdsfzidI mean, I can go along with a live action Thundercats movie but it’d have to be some Avatar level cgi and human com… https://t.co/r0N68YuopfI wonder if they’re working on a new Thundercats reboot. Not go, but a full-on reboot. That’d be great. https://t.co/HV8ttF2RtB
10/26
2020

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