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I'm the gif that keeps on giffing.

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Joined Twitter 9/25/15


#TimesIShouldveStayedInBed: The Bat Signal doesn't go off every night. https://t.co/kjqpUVZSqC#TimesIShouldveStayedInBed: No calls to International Rescue that day. https://t.co/01Qd8mLEXU#TimesIShouldveStayedInBed: When vampires and other ghoulies start taping on your window https://t.co/Z9YSk2dPXF#TimesIShouldveStayedInBed... Why oh why did I go and get my car registration renewed? 🙄 https://t.co/lYGCHt5SNR#TimesIShouldveStayedInBed: There are times to get out of bed?!? 😳 https://t.co/3Fu8PBrmVr @Ian_Fraser @Redcountessa I hope he's had it spayed.
9/21
2020
@MsC1889 Good memory. She did.Ivanka Trump is a terrible human being. But what chance did she have, with a disgusting pedo dad, like Donald Trump… https://t.co/ScpPvzKgGt
Retweeted by El ChristoBREAKING: Government release exemptions to the Covid 'Rule of Six'. #COVIDIDIOTS #RuleOfSix https://t.co/0URpQCLwh6
Retweeted by El Christo @hardy843 Heehee... too right Maria. And that was the last test left in the whole country.A non-Jewish Baron calling a Jewish person 'deeply anti-Semitic'. 😳 Wow... that's peak 2020! #AndrewAdonishttps://t.co/8VG2DCT0fu @NutherFineMess Please tell me someone's ordered a drone strike on the Orange Moron. @TheDryhtscipe Harpo? @AmandaOcasio1 @AFL @QueensFreePress It's such a great game! And the skill level... esp. from some of the Aborigina… https://t.co/hVF4EDDtO5 @AshGamesAcct Thank you for your continued contributions to science! https://t.co/3wDQkRa9LSMORE LOVE Less hate https://t.co/mwe0K4dHcc
Retweeted by El Christo @GhostVes My thoughts exactly Goosie!!! 😁👍 https://t.co/5TIbFELtaHThe Gov't should today announce: ✅Test & Trace to be done by the local NHS - not failing private companies ✅Real… https://t.co/36PxMCW5GB
Retweeted by El Christo @AnonimatoBlu I just had that with some anti-maskers. I really do have a low tolerance for those idiots. @AmandaOcasio1 @AFL Wow Amanda... I'm impressed! I used to love going to Aussie Rules games. And it's much more of… https://t.co/h7YNW7pwwZ @TonyTonynewone Sadly, it shouldn't have been. @GhostVes Must've been a bloody stupid question then Goosey! 😋 https://t.co/3X30WPrwW9 @AmandaOcasio1 I'd get in quick if I were you Amanda. Esp if the unthinkable happens in the Election. https://t.co/KLV3BoI3kn @AmandaOcasio1 Growing up in Australia... you'd just wander around wherever you wanted. We'd think nothing of jump… https://t.co/oIjdVBvmbk @AnonimatoBlu I'm afraid I've got a low tolerance for the loony conspiracy theory types. Esp. flat Earth. They're… https://t.co/6b8MZvr0th @AmandaOcasio1 My gosh... and you aint really kidding are you Amanda? Don't think I could live in the US. Far-righ… https://t.co/kDDd05YptDThe 2020 Ig Nobel Prize in Peace was awarded to India and Pakistan - who have deputized their diplomats to ring the… https://t.co/X0Sgs9n2S0
Retweeted by El ChristoCase of #JulianAssange is extraordinary He’s being persecuted - tortured - for publishing details of horrific US… https://t.co/PPDNgmM2oo
Retweeted by El Christo @Tom64443468 Maybe the Flying Spaghetti Monster will do it.#MyBestFakesEver: Convincing those conspiracy theorists... the Earth is flat! 😂😅🤣 https://t.co/CaOQQjTgVt#MyBestFakesEver: Jurassic Carpark! 🙂👍 https://t.co/KBDVjIAarK#MyBestFakesEver: That time Neil and I faked the Moon Landing 😋 https://t.co/2mBY4HIRz2#MyBestFakesEver: Modesty. Cos I feckin' rock!!! 🤘🎸 https://t.co/8owDngmcg2 @DenisKl25396260 @AngelaRayner Admiration? Yeah, she's great! More democratic socialism needed in the worldSweet 69 by Babes In Toyland Honourable mention: Anything by Brody Dalle 🤘♀🎸 https://t.co/YUzxnir9sk https://t.co/60DwPUaCbv @DenisKl25396260 @AngelaRayner Are you? @blondebird59 That's what I was wondering. I'm guessing some senior Anglican. Some of them have a social conscious. @johniadarola We pushed back John! ✊ Now we push forward ➡ https://t.co/ZH5CnMBWYz @Tom64443468 Seriously! I'm an atheist... and even I expected Bozo to get hit by a lightening bolt.Boris Johnson reading a passage about "Selfish ambition"? 😳 Someone is really extracting the urine. #BorisJohnsonhttps://t.co/lHCpHkd4oK @DenisKl25396260 @AngelaRayner I live in Britain, but I'm Aussie. And even if I was British... Boris Johnson would never be my PM. @ahencyclopedia I went to a dog collar museum once. It's way more interesting than you'd think. @EcritureF Good luck Hipster Chic Chick!!! https://t.co/kBUmMARnfxGood news Everyone! Boris Johnson has has a #COVID19 Test - and it's come out NEGATIVE. No brain activity... at al… https://t.co/2u4go6rDGr @DenisKl25396260 @AngelaRayner Both born in NYC. Pretty sure. But he aint my PM! https://t.co/lXFkD5KkwP @EcritureF 😋😋😋 Don't worry EF... I know the real score!!! https://t.co/yU3fsUs8Rw @EcritureF All those nice things about Thing 1 & Thing 2. Oh no... are they monitoring your social media again? Do… https://t.co/WhtbYG3h99 @EcritureF You know what EF... I think it's rather important to have a room of one's own! You're new place sounds a… https://t.co/Y8oyJATbbR @EcritureF Well... it' win-win for me EF! I'm amazed at how chillaxed you are about it. But I'm sure Thing 1 and T… https://t.co/reRJeNA2EM @Denise24604669 Coming soon to a ditch near you Dee!!! https://t.co/2QySfwECFt#IMayRecall one or two missed step to get us to where we are. 🤔 https://t.co/eMnIA0nBTO#IMayRecall one or two broken promises 🤔 https://t.co/OcFrF8X6Ot#IMayRecall better years than 2020. 🤔 https://t.co/o8bDfpmQ34#IMayRecall something about Covid being a hoax 🤔 https://t.co/6yOhCYD0aM @EcritureF You're finally running away from home! And to White City? WOW! Is that what they call serendipity, then… https://t.co/ZoAfxivpdK @EcritureF Thanks matey! I thought that tweet was under-loved. Tuesday? That's weird. I got invited to a mega-rav… https://t.co/Pla5azASlC @LeftWingKim @celtjules66 @DiaDiGiovanni @NorthernLefty @BlogRedRobin @ChampagneDosser @gletherby @barryoleary77https://t.co/w2PPeIvBFr @eurasiafantasia @Neil_Newman If it was legit it'd include Tory coke parties. 😋"You're desthpicable!" Happy Birthday Sylvester Jackson Pussycat, 79 today #SylvesterTheCat 🎂🐱🐤🥳🎁 https://t.co/dlPUFRZi71
Retweeted by El Christo @LettySpoghetti He's pathological @EcritureF 🤣😅😂 Please EF... just don't tell Piggy! https://t.co/a8Vh4MjWDe @elainem24349326 @simonmaginn Must just be a total co-incidence, huh? 😋 @LeftWingKim @celtjules66 @DiaDiGiovanni @NorthernLefty @BlogRedRobin @ChampagneDosser @gletherby @barryoleary77https://t.co/tM1QxjgGeZ @celtjules66 @DiaDiGiovanni @NorthernLefty @BlogRedRobin @ChampagneDosser @gletherby @barryoleary77 @Cornish_Damohttps://t.co/HwZ9e7I4Oq
Retweeted by El Christo#AwfullyBritishHotelsDosAndDonts: Covid precautions will be in place https://t.co/tlwQhARELw#AwfullyBritishHotelsDosAndDonts: No pets! https://t.co/GLV1W8BKQj#AwfullyBritishHotelsDosAndDonts: Do try to stick to one house white a night. https://t.co/xfQ64XcXMbBrilliant take-down of Boris Johnson, 'the Bullingdon Club blagger' by Angela Rayner. #BorisJohnsonhttps://t.co/nCiuEChyCp“Never has there been a prime minister more out of his depth and ill-equipped to the task than this Bullingdon Club… https://t.co/dMs4YI2UIMApparently, Illegal stag hunts of 120 people don't break the Covid #RuleOfSix law. And the Tories are funding them… https://t.co/I7MkxEV5If
Retweeted by El ChristoStrange then you've let the 'Greatest Generation' die in droves from #COVID19 in neglected care homes. 🤔… https://t.co/CxoqT43HuWHSBC have been previously found guilty of money laundering for drug cartels and terrorists. No one was held respon… https://t.co/buy1vV9bQq#FakeMuppetFacts: Kermit has a torrid 2 year relationship with Debbie Harry https://t.co/Lzcb0hiOmYWe are facing the prospect of a second national lockdown because of the incompetence and failure of @BorisJohnson.… https://t.co/Z71YtGZJnw
Retweeted by El Christo @unojen_wood Apparently Jen, to qualify for the Tories' £500 #TestandTrace support payment you need to be a member… https://t.co/qaRRI7tPUd @Dcoronata @james00000001 Yeah, apparently the Disney crew forced the herds of lemmings over the cliff. @jujoethekiller @Susiesioux1 Apparently so. All those Tory coke parties must be safe too, huh? @LightGreenLeaf2 @RuleByLogic @Ford_The_Great https://t.co/jpcmiRwyoF @LightGreenLeaf2 When did you take the Kool-Aid Kid? Or were you always like this? https://t.co/3BbKMd6t7tIvanka Trump is a terrible human being. But what chance did she have, with a disgusting pedo dad, like Donald Trump… https://t.co/ScpPvzKgGt @sirenpress 🙄 @floellaella I did! I did see a puddy tat!!! 😳👍 @floellaella I tawt I saw a Puddy tat Kimmy! 😃👍 https://t.co/RkFx6oxUVm @Robin_Hoodsband @CeliaGr28535021 I don't think the Tories are familiar with the word 'working' mate.Apparently, Illegal stag hunts of 120 people don't break the Covid #RuleOfSix law. And the Tories are funding them… https://t.co/I7MkxEV5If @SIRJOHNREITH Wow! 😳 It doesn't get more rock n roll than that! 😃👍'Would you call the police on a Tory who's breaking international law'? Me: Hell yeah! #MattHancockhttps://t.co/slW1bZuuQKBREAKING: Government release exemptions to the Covid 'Rule of Six'. #COVIDIDIOTS #RuleOfSix https://t.co/0URpQCLwh6Globus (Shetland) give £400,000 to the Tories - and win a £93.8m #PPE contract? Wow... what a co-incidence. 🤔… https://t.co/7jjwylKdDb @warren00761692 @keryn_1 https://t.co/nhnpCikWcI @humayunhussain It's something that's kept me pondering many hours🤨 @humayunhussain Me too Hollywood!!! So... is Tweety a girl then? 🤔 https://t.co/mHWwwVAyPm @mellors_karen @triciascot99 @BarbaraDenning3 @jaredleandoer @wrenasaurus @RedJohnBounds @mellysbelly007https://t.co/YJA7mxf5Kx @AmberGoth @mellors_karen @triciascot99 @BarbaraDenning3 @jaredleandoer @wrenasaurus @RedJohnBounds @mellysbelly007https://t.co/qeebeOijGj @tinakalinen @dawnsmith07 @vamroses @Jaqs212 @LeftWingKim @MarkWhy82281748 @VictorK43995989 @MettlesomeTerihttps://t.co/ViWCgeS66f @SIRJOHNREITH Did he John? I didn't even know his middle name was Jackson. @EcritureF @xminty619x Seriously EF... how feckin' hard is it to remember the original tweet? 😳 These anti-maskers… https://t.co/alaALHR7Lk"You're desthpicable!" Happy Birthday Sylvester Jackson Pussycat, 79 today #SylvesterTheCat 🎂🐱🐤🥳🎁 https://t.co/dlPUFRZi71£10,000 fine for failing to self-isolate. Anyone still think that applies to Bozo, Cummings and the rest of the Tor… https://t.co/GOuRVDiUHw
Retweeted by El Christo#TrumpIsAPedo #QAnons https://t.co/gu1wYiCkaD
9/20
2020

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