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Retweeted by Claire McAuleyWho’s Dominic Cummings? I’ll be heading to Dornoch at the weekend under the ‘Cummings & Goings Act 2020’. 👋🏼 🚗
5/25
2020
Lockdown dreams are 100% wild. All those in agreement say aye. Also, really enjoyed my game of hungry hippos in Pr… https://t.co/m5lSq1I0hl
5/24
2020
@katiellewellin Teach a man to fish and all that 😉Are fishing rods cheaper than golf clubs? #newphasenewme #lockdown
5/21
2020
@Natasia1andonly I am shook. With her credentials I really thought she’d have a head start.... 👀
5/14
2020
Really need to stop hiring myself on @FootballManager. Not had any success in this year's game and that is the comm… https://t.co/Ls8cxBBXCe
Retweeted by Claire McAuley
5/11
2020
Serious question. Why is golf not allowed? Seriously though. Anyone can turn up and anytime to ‘the park’ but surel… https://t.co/1c6fsrjBupSo bascially stay at home, but keep looking out the window? #stayhome #stayalert 👀So am I Scottish or am I British? I didn’t vote for either of them.
5/10
2020
Just in case you’re having a bad day, like me, watching this video and remembering Ally has really, really cheered… https://t.co/nSi0WBg1U5 @essmurph @gmpolice I need context.
5/8
2020
Is there new guidance in the lockdown procedures that mean people can only rattle your door with the intent of a po… https://t.co/UPGtEiFKtk
5/7
2020
As if there’s not enough going on, we missed our blue bin uplift this morning. Believe it’s next due for uplift in… https://t.co/UvT0J0IuW3
5/5
2020
@katiellewellin @JoMcAuley1 Right!? Just mental. So many questions. @little_lynz Try the dark web? Or Mr Chow from the Hangover movie franchises... 😂 😂 @little_lynz Asking for a friend aye? 😂 @JoMcAuley1 Crazy - back to business as usual as if a monkey kidnap never even happened. 🤷🏼‍♀️ @wonderscoven I’d rather she was talking to Meredith. But that’s just me...Will anything surprise us ever again? https://t.co/j0EUeJt6SF @kjack1911 @louistheroux His eulogy at one of his husbands funerals.Plenty bigger problems in the world right now but tesco just substituted a bag of spinach with 3 tins of mackerel i… https://t.co/1oJBwmmk83
5/4
2020
@heresDaibhi Coronary Royale
4/27
2020
CEO of laughing at your own joke. https://t.co/C3wFWwd0NM
4/26
2020
@MarkSherry1985 I was greeting at this earlier anol. 😭Awwwww 😭 😭 😭 https://t.co/8C9TGszvBw
4/20
2020
Cool as you like. 🤜🏽 🤛🏽 https://t.co/iv8elFz3ddAnother three weeks thank goodness this plaster comes off at weekend # stay at home https://t.co/wGHj01e7LP
Retweeted by Claire McAuley
4/16
2020
😂 😂 😂 https://t.co/DAjAp0Cy4N
4/15
2020
Quick reminder of things you can get up to this bank holiday weekend. https://t.co/QV2Y4zRMsSWe basically live in the Great British Bake Off now. Sponsored by riddles. @brandon_severs Ice poles
4/10
2020
The last person to have a Good Friday as shit as tomorro promises to be was the man himself. #JesusChristI read somewhere that today is the 100th day of 2020, and I honestly don’t know how we’ve managed to live for 452 years in only 100 days. 👵🏻
4/9
2020
@flowerhunni Where the fuck is Simba? @piersmorgan If, god forbid, the worst case happens - is it an act of war? Do I have to insert ‘war with China’ to… https://t.co/Nac7beGbNtOne week later. Still back this idea. Where’s the puppies at?Not been a great week for Carol fucking Baskin... https://t.co/v4EQ4MPQYsJust to clarify for myself, people haven’t been motivated by footage from hospitals critical care units, and by fir… https://t.co/uhc8NO1Bk7
4/6
2020
@DonaldM53997703 @mark_sorbie @STVNews I’m all for an educated challenge. Not sure an accusation of Humza for FM counts. @DonaldM53997703 @mark_sorbie @STVNews I’ve certainly never ‘trolled’ someone for their input on social media. @mark_sorbie @STVNews Oh right. Must’ve stumbled into the role of CHIEF medical officer. @DonaldM53997703 @mark_sorbie @STVNews Thanks for your input Donald. First time I’ve felt strongly enough about som… https://t.co/VruqPKzmQ3 @STVNews The public demanding the resignation of the woman most informed about the whole shitshow is laughable. Mea… https://t.co/BBqNRpG5QiEveryone calling for Catherine Calderwood to get the sack - surely the same stink should’ve been made when Prince C… https://t.co/uGslBgKYNw
4/5
2020
@Alecnotbanned I bet S stands for Susan 🙄Watching a virtual horse race is probably top of the list of things I didn’t think I’d do in 2020. #tigerrollPPE treat for a landmark birthday can you drink with this on? Allbest wishes to someone good from Gorgie X https://t.co/sYukGv2xzL
Retweeted by Claire McAuley @anny_canale Bit of perspective on being locked down eh? Could be worse. Could be Joe Exotics husband.Three things I’ve said/sung a lot this week: 1. I’m bored in the house and I’m in the house bored. 2. Whiskey Tan… https://t.co/8pFq8VRnw4
4/4
2020
4. Doc Antle is an animal Hitler. And also running a cult. 5. Carole Baskin’s ‘missing’ husband was 100% fed to the… https://t.co/OEsu55fzEiCompleted Tiger King. ✅ My main takeaways: 1. Joe Exotic is innocent of murder for hire. 2. Saff was the only pers… https://t.co/fs8Poqo2SVThis young boy from @AberdeenFCYouth must have been the inspiration for the #KTAChallenge Well Done Max.… https://t.co/GK66353pEZ
Retweeted by Claire McAuley
4/3
2020
Halfway through episode 2 of Tiger King. Convinced I’m now living in some alternative reality sponsored by ‘what the fuck?’ @martinmelly86 Have to revert to jeans every couple of days to make sure they still fit. #biscuitLIFE @martinmelly86 I like the uniforms at your work ☘️
4/1
2020
@trafficscotland Alloahttps://t.co/43WTV6Gqec
3/31
2020
Seems like this would be the perfect time to house train a puppy... 🐶 #isolationbenefits
3/30
2020
Blooper reel coming soon. 😂 https://t.co/ViKxCk5dmi @AmyDrum1 😂 😂 @JoMcAuley1 No change there 💪🏼 🏋🏼‍♀️Which Britney stage are you quarantining today? Strong 3 for me. Yesterday was a 4. https://t.co/5HT8JyjrYBCORONAtion Street: The Pandemic Special https://t.co/kHXlDQ9G1Q
Retweeted by Claire McAuley @little_lynz Bloody nightmare Lynz - really feel for those of you up against it with the wee ones. ☹️ Oh to be Jami… https://t.co/t2EcQF1z9oThe man in charge of not getting the virus, has the virus. #help https://t.co/HTiJm1vDzQActually I might not be able live with the guilt of making a poor delivery driver bring me a console.It’s time - a PlayStation 4 or a Nintendo Switch? Bearing in mind we are two fully grown adults in our 30’s. #IsolationLife @JohnnieWatson23 https://t.co/COkBS6G7upThe craziest thing about BoJo having the virus is that he’s actually running (?) the entire country from his gaff,… https://t.co/HB84ZRKpJf
3/27
2020
Seconded https://t.co/TlkdNq6sWTSome queue. Almost as long as the queue for the McDonalds drive thru earlier. https://t.co/Q5zG9NkqwVIn case you’re looking for an escape this weekend... https://t.co/0fG84sNXcH😂 😂 https://t.co/Co6t3to3TC
3/23
2020
Hats off to the FM for being down with the bants. 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼 https://t.co/y5mlZHnsiy
3/22
2020
😭 😭 https://t.co/tgJ7oSgQv7Another one to make you cry. 👍🏼 https://t.co/xLXPSKl6Wk
3/20
2020
I think it should actually be ‘singing’ in inverted commas? https://t.co/8ZoutaJj42 @piersmorgan I don’t understand why the pubs are still open. My timeline is flooded with ‘Business as usual’ and ‘W… https://t.co/rn8nBJTIVB
3/19
2020
@1ScottishPatter 😂 😂 😂 “How’s sorry helping?” 😂 😂 Aww this is the best laugh!Can’t beat a bit of light relief. Big lolz for the Nutella challenge. 😂 😂 https://t.co/stwyh4nXa1Can’t believe Italians are beautifully performing Nessum Dorma from their balconies and Edinburgh is encouraging it… https://t.co/7AXbqCi8op
3/18
2020
Honestly hadn’t planned on giving up quite this much for Lent.
Retweeted by Claire McAuley🙈🙈🙈 https://t.co/N51KlZeGMWWonder how many people have downloaded Microsoft Teams today? Wild.#Freeresources to support parents and children #learningathome Activity sheets, free downloads and ebooks for prima… https://t.co/xBbpbmK6jc
Retweeted by Claire McAuleyImagine if they just decided the league titles with one round of golden goal games. Next goal’s the winner ⚽️ Absolute scenes.
3/17
2020
Stop what you’re doing right now and google Akon’s real name. 👀 Might as well listen to Mr Lonely while you’re at it.😂 😂 https://t.co/35rUTfLijn
3/16
2020
I miss Brexit tbh.I’ve made better decisions this week than watching Contagion tonight. 👀The number of people who won’t take this COVID-19 advice seriously is huge. People who won’t get paid if they’re of… https://t.co/4KvBQgwyUE @SusanCalman Cliffhanger episode on the drawer with takeaway menus, batteries and phone chargers...
3/12
2020
What a completely unfortunate week to run out of toilet paper. #shitshow
3/11
2020
“Highlights” Ok Google... 🥴 https://t.co/RjsxZEZRil
3/4
2020
#nashvillestrong https://t.co/rx7MMSlfH9Anyone else get the DPD driver with a Mile Myers mask on the passenger headrest of his van? Shit your pants material. 👀 💩
3/3
2020
Not usually one for conspiracy theories but even I find this interesting... 🤨 https://t.co/9Y7GblRR1C
3/2
2020
Low lie 😂 https://t.co/VizkDGQLiL
2/20
2020
@ladbible Schitts Creek 👌🏽
2/19
2020

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