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@joeefoster @ScouseBirdBlogs @El_Pats
10/11
2019
After this ‘performance’ I think it’s safe to assume we’ve got to the bottom of who ‘Becky’ with the good hair has… https://t.co/uvDvm57qwTThus has been a burden un may life fur a few years noiw and finallay ay have got toi the bottom of ut........ https://t.co/zEqbXs6XAT
Retweeted by Claire McAuley
10/10
2019
Great win tonight for the first team. Well deserved! Brilliant to see #TheManCave getting a mention tonight on… https://t.co/8Wq82vC7Ke
Retweeted by Claire McAuley
10/4
2019
Goodfellas up your bum Chitty Chitty Bang Bang up your bum This thread is stupidly funnier than it should be 😂😂#ruinafilmbyaddingupyourbum
10/1
2019
@travelbrb It was a boat trip called Hey Captain. We did the 2 hour ‘Hidden Gem’ tour and would highly recommend! 👍🏼 🌊 @travelbrb In Copenhagen on our first @travelbrb trip! Already looking forward to the next one. https://t.co/1EtbWd6hDw
9/30
2019
Beaut of a getaway in the Kingdom of Fife! 😍 Near to some great beaches, a short drive to St Andrews, and a stones… https://t.co/7CRfB5wqxT
9/28
2019
@Ph0enixnights @hutchison285 Chances of getting it on Netflix 🙏🏼 🙏🏼
9/27
2019
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9/26
2019
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, the ‘indicator thank you’ is heavily underrated in society. Up down up down again. Thanks pal 👍🏼
9/25
2019
📣Competition time! Tara Binns and her stories could be coming to your school! Collins Big Cat author, Lisa Rajan wi… https://t.co/cBRHq1OhsB
Retweeted by Claire McAuley
9/23
2019
@Dude10Ryan Seen you on the telly! Shame about the result. https://t.co/f9pAzvRWwV
9/21
2019
#NewProfilePic https://t.co/wLNJVsERDiHonestly think the women in @GreggsOfficial could put their hand on an ice block, look you dead in the eye and say,… https://t.co/i4veSWYYx2
9/19
2019
@Nestle someone’s had a bite of my toffee crisp before me 😭 https://t.co/OcaNvS9Cqg
9/18
2019
@stehara @BBCNews They disagree
9/13
2019
@HonestFrank @eltonofficial Don’t Let ‘The Sun’ be down on them...
8/20
2019
TF does Joey Essex do to kit out his ‘Crib’ #mtvcribsuk @soniamanborde I wondered if it was tattooed on? Crazy. 🤷🏼‍♀️Watching Emma Willis Delivering Babies and Naghma seems like the loveliest woman ever, but I would really love to k… https://t.co/QFGcPQJ1DA
8/19
2019
@coachmaxnic @AlloaAthleticFC @SoccerSaturday @Coach__McAuley Well you’re more than welcome and I’m sure Jamie woul… https://t.co/WJnM4AW2FC @coachmaxnic @AlloaAthleticFC @SoccerSaturday You were meant to be at a silent disco ☹️
8/17
2019
@little_lynz @travelbrb No sign of the postcard yet - I’m sitting here like Sonic the Hedgehog... https://t.co/CCPt7fGNgB @travelbrb I was expecting my postcard this morning and the postman has been and did not deliver my news. I gotta k… https://t.co/7ciKp0pXbN @shiner_sam Like when people used to write TB at the end of a text. Text back. Don’t tell me what to do!
7/30
2019
Might prefer Tommy over the actual prime minister to be fair. It would be quite refreshifying. #loveIslandfinal #loveisland @_Ryanhughes93 Would you say you ‘categorically’ hate it? 🤷🏼‍♀️ @katiellewellin @travelbrb You can rule countries out. There are 50+ destinations available but we ruled out anywhe… https://t.co/aRu4TuWJdK @katiellewellin @travelbrb Me too!! ✈️ ☀️ 🇪🇸 @travelbrb Tease. 😭 @little_lynz @travelbrb We find out tomorrow Bertie! Travel on 30th August. Buzzing to get started on the rooftop b… https://t.co/uWHmxcpGWRContinually checking my @travelbrb account today in case they release my trip details a day early... #patiencenotmystrongsuit #hurryupppp
7/29
2019
I want a word count on ‘literally’ from this series. #LoveIsland #LoveIslandAftersun
7/28
2019
Anton and Belle not getting a shot at the Hideaway nah? #LoveIsland #shitebeingscottish
7/23
2019
@forestryls @scotforestry @ForestryComm very disappointed to see us omitted from the new signage in Silvan House! P… https://t.co/2wpf8FTYI1
Retweeted by Claire McAuley
7/19
2019
Amy getting her ridiculous list out to read to Curtis. Who, by the way, she’s known for 4 week, and has not in fact… https://t.co/KSZVWfmwth
7/4
2019
All hail VOXI? Is it just me or do those not look like fingers!? 🍆 https://t.co/mjtYU5M9YW
7/3
2019
I wonder how many girls across the UK asked their bf during that episode if he would sleep on the daybed? 😂 #LoveIslandThis gif is the tweet. #lovelsland https://t.co/kIqhYK1ezWWhat could possibly be in Jordyn’s bumbag/manbag...? 🤷🏼‍♀️ #loveisland
6/30
2019
@Coach__McAuley https://t.co/HjPvnSqQO0
6/29
2019
Presentation on Nutrition now for the Elite Player Programme participants by Mark McAuley ⚽️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍀 https://t.co/LVlBhhMgMj
Retweeted by Claire McAuley
6/22
2019
When you try to count how many time the Love Island crew say ‘Literally’ or more accurately ‘lit’rallaay’ 🙄… https://t.co/kFrQzR41CPCan we talk about how Amy walks up a flight of stairs? #loveisland https://t.co/xGZTIIac31
Retweeted by Claire McAuley
6/21
2019
Who knew crazy eyes would be a style icon? #loveisland #chocolateandvanillaswirl 😂 https://t.co/AWEApftEvv
6/19
2019
@GeorgeCurtis81 You’re looking well for 58 and a quarter to be fair 🤷🏼‍♀️Here to talk. Whether you know me or not, after yet another suicide in my area with people around my age I’m just w… https://t.co/d5Og7a896B
Retweeted by Claire McAuley
6/16
2019
@Gerard_McCarthy https://t.co/J9V0VUuGf8
6/9
2019
Selling 2 standing Spice Girls tickets for Saturday 8th June at Murrayfield. Face value £80. Hollerback if you’re i… https://t.co/KX0rWeqMw4
6/4
2019
@Pirlos_Pubes Happy Birthday Deano!! 🎂 🎈 🥳
4/17
2019
Was looking forward to getting cosy tonight and watching #OurPlanet but I’m just not sure I’m stable enough for the… https://t.co/jWDzbcIJ9U
4/9
2019
Lawn mowers of the United Kingdom, UNITE! 🙉
3/31
2019
@CollinsPrimary https://t.co/B5MCRFXcrP
3/22
2019
@JoMcAuley1 @GrahamRoss17 @katiellewellin @bordersartfair @bordersweather We’ve got to attempt the drive home from… https://t.co/zJVc5XuOFn @GeorgeCurtis81 Easily the worst film I’ve ever seen. 🤯
3/16
2019
Sincerely need to adopt this chat @GillVee_ @little_lynz @craik_gillian 🤦🏼‍♀️ https://t.co/RAB1kPgBRR
2/12
2019
*removes #DancingOnIce from series link. #byegemma ☹️
2/10
2019
I’m never really sure what to make of the people who put those blue gloves on to put fuel in their car... 🤷🏼‍♀️
1/29
2019
@GeorgeCurtis81 An icebreaker you could say? 🤷🏼‍♀️Gutted for the GC there. Absolutely the most improved skater even with a face plant. 🤷🏼‍♀️ #dancingonice #gemmacollins
1/27
2019
Blue Monday = 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
1/21
2019
Just lost over two hours of my life watching ‘First Man’ and my god - one giant heap of shite for mankind. 😴 #firstman
1/19
2019
Thinking about starting a YouTube channel whilst I clear out my mums kitchen. It’ll be called ‘My Mums Drawers’ and… https://t.co/rbTSz5nDcS30% off all your revision books. Exams will be here in a minute. 👌🏽 Share away... https://t.co/HjBYiLmYMa
1/9
2019
80mph winds forecast so I’m delighted to learn it’s paper bin week. 🙄 #adultshitFair play to @IamSandraOh for her #GoldenGlobeAwards but how could she be honoured ahead of @jodiecomer !?
1/7
2019
@thewhitmore Found a soft spot for old Joe. Do I need help?Some boob sweat on that number 1. We’ve all been there hen. #SASWhoDaresWins @martinmelly86 @StarSixes Hope Michael Owen gets his anol 😡The more I watch this, the funnier it gets. https://t.co/iKr1mLhMQ9Scotland gonna go out on goal difference. Shite being Scottish. 🙄#StarSixes
1/6
2019
Rangers likely to be doing a bit of scouting at the @StarSixes tonight... #StarSixes #shoutouttomyex @main_ckitson 🙄 @main_ckitson you watching star sixes?What a delight it is to see @StanPetrov19 looking healthy and kicking a ball at the @StarSixes . #StarSixes #LegendsSteve Jones wasted his 90 second time out trying to open his bottle of strathmore 🙄 @StarSixes #starsixes @gspeirs1 On @SkyBet you can 👍🏼
1/4
2019
Is it summer yet?
1/1
2018
@Joleenrush6 The same folk that have had it up since Halloween normally 🙄
12/28
2018
@Pirlos_Pubes Cairneyhill, Turkey, nothing controversial. You?Mental how many folk care about what you’re doing for your dinner tomorrow. 🙄 🦃
12/24
2018
Sky Q box keeps dropping off the WiFi. Every time I reconnect it, it drops off again after a matter of seconds. Min… https://t.co/wzOw7KEq0I
12/8
2018
“I can’t believe how buff Noel Edmonds is” is a sentence I never thought I’d say. #imaceleb #imaceleb2018
11/27
2018
Surprised I’ve not seen more comments about websites with a ‘gifts for her’ and ‘gifts for him’ section to be honest. #genderneutralgonemad
11/26
2018
Introduced my mum to @mrshinchhome this morning and she’s been glued ever since. Nodding along to the vids and talk… https://t.co/YMZBGjMrgN
11/24
2018
No big deal or anything...but our new textbook series #PrimaryMathsForScotland is the FIRST maths mastery programme… https://t.co/aZ6tdrPiZu
Retweeted by Claire McAuley
11/20
2018
@offtheballbbc Mrs Robinson
11/17
2018
How did no one warn me about the end of #AStarIsBorn ? FFS.
11/4
2018
This morning - aye it’s 10am but it’s really 11am. Tonight - I can’t believe how dark it is already. 🙄
10/28
2018
Please share... 🙏🏼 https://t.co/S1LILYqRNk
9/17
2018
I feel like @SkySports use the term #SuperSunday hella loosely. No much super about Wolves v Burnley...
9/16
2018
@GBXANTHEMS got me right in the mood for seshing. #help
9/15
2018
Top of the house 9️⃣0️⃣ She’s some bird for 90 is our Granny Jo. Happy birthday Granny! We love you 😘
9/13
2018
@MaltesersUK Is it still the lighter way to enjoy chocolate if you eat the whole box? Asking for a friend. @jenzerr @ASOS @El_Pats
9/10
2018
Yorkshire puddings honestly don’t get enough credit.These strips are still available if you know anyone who may be interested. Please share. https://t.co/2Y9cmRgcgr
9/9
2018

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