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she/her | gw ‘22

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Joined Twitter 7/7/12


normalize same-height parties https://t.co/PL3gwcjUj4
Retweeted by emerald 🪑saw myself in a bikini for the first time and i’m like hey girl, i love u.
6/13
2021
@ItalixnPrideAcc fletcherdeleting my dating apps bc I wanna meet someone the old fashioned way (doing karaoke at a ski lodge on new year’s eve)
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6/12
2021
i’ve barely been on twitter the last couple days…. is this want mental stability is like
6/11
2021
i’ve gone to waffle house with the same person three times this week…. in south carolina, this is actually considered common law marriage
6/10
2021
@comeon_eileen_ this could have been me https://t.co/I9uElOEyxri wasn’t a leash child but maybe i should have been
6/9
2021
STARDUST (2007) !!!! IS THE GREATEST FILM!!! EVER !!!!!!! https://t.co/Dq9nk55gl2
6/8
2021
john and i have so much to discuss this weekmy brain at 8:30 pm every single night during the summer https://t.co/Ychfl8KLcJ
Retweeted by emerald 🪑thinking https://t.co/U7FBtW7CB9
Retweeted by emerald 🪑 @ItalixnPrideAcc omg so prettyupdate after a full 24 hours of chronic joint pain for no reason i have decided to revoke my employment from said s… https://t.co/jD4lquuGKsidk OCD seems like a weirdly shameful mental illness because like i HAVE to do these things (impulses) and i can’t… https://t.co/2bTd81bAfOit feels so weird saying i have OCD but literally i have OCD and my life has been improved dramatically since getting treatment for OCD
6/7
2021
@comeon_eileen_ wow! i love jt !chonk https://t.co/StZgy0Pbnoround guy and i both lost some weight https://t.co/12uyLQNdsT @FOX10Phoenix https://t.co/F8RL1yN4Z5
Retweeted by emerald 🪑Pro-tip: the Costco pharmacy is available to everyone, not just members. And they carry generic Plan B. It’s behind… https://t.co/0J8ooctjgS
Retweeted by emerald 🪑personally my favorite thing about losing weight is how comfortable i feel in dresses now. i will never not wear dresses. they’re SO FUNstarting an experiment where i actually get up when i wake up and now i’m a morning person i guessthe answer is i have a spending money on clothes problem but we’re not gonna talk about itwhy did i get two jobs. i can barely handle one. i am chronically ill. i have chronic fatigue. why did i do this.no worries if not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is my love language
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6/6
2021
@comeon_eileen_ hi bestie missed yousomeone please tell me where to get dinner i am overwhelmed by too many choices @heyitsnikkiblon omg is that the woman that hired a hit man for her husband @comeon_eileen_ omg you got your twitter back hiskincare by curologyi’m takin some steroids for my illness currently and my face looks so puffy but BLUE! https://t.co/kw55Z97KF4this is what it’s like being me https://t.co/hRpOeHqcvI @nickfrom5to7 parable of the sower so good it hurt me 😃 it’s so scary 😃😃
6/5
2021
you have to earn me saving your number to my contactstake modern american cultural history with dara orenstein no matter what your major is!!!! one of the best classes… https://t.co/RTKawC3NQx @chescapotter i didn’t eat breakfast all of freshman year <3you get two https://t.co/j8UParDxwd https://t.co/ifeKoXnXaXate an m&m mcflurry, couldn’t taste it, but now i feel powerfulhttps://t.co/ke2bfZzGfS
Retweeted by emerald 🪑everyone say get well soon emerald @KarolsCorner ok no but why do we look the exact same doing this @eileeenc fartsliterally how did i get the flu. i am always the first to get sick every season but HOW DID I GET THE FLU???
6/4
2021
i don’t understand why i don’t get messages back https://t.co/kuTbxi2nlaApparently during WW2 in Greenville, SC, Black women decided to be stay at home moms to their OWN kids while their… https://t.co/Gi6rJsVHlA
Retweeted by emerald 🪑i just hope everyone i’ve ever loved knows that i still love them so much no matter how long it’s been since we’ve… https://t.co/AglxT8rbkIprecisely… https://t.co/HNK73Qo3dh @huutigs see that’s not even bad at all!! hold up i have a collectioni am way too aware of my name. please just ignore it i beg of youthe worst part about being on dating apps with the name “emerald” is the amount of shitty ass first messages with the same horrible jokes
6/3
2021
my initials this month https://t.co/aFQUkA9TC0yikes ! feelin some type of way about my body todayhappy pride month 💞 https://t.co/cf9hUL95fZ
Retweeted by emerald 🪑 @eileenwchen_ i’ll be there 🤪never mind i got strep https://t.co/N29NsOG01g
6/2
2021
i am single-handedly running hot girl summer in my circle of friends and i’d like to say you’re welcome for the har… https://t.co/fhftO2ojP3I made this at 3am https://t.co/AumdiHG6v0
Retweeted by emerald 🪑having pets is so nice because when i’m lonely i just force one to sit with me and be my bestie. love those little guys @huutigs HAHHAHA ik i just think im funny im so sorry 😭😭 @huutigs i’m adopted but thanks :)it took a couple months of adjusting to get everything right which felt eh at the time but SO thankful i put in the… https://t.co/sl9KFRNbxvthe stability was the scariest part for me!! but now it’s just a calm sense of comfort because now i’m used to it i… https://t.co/AmpniElrblcannot stress enough how much mental health medication has helped me. it’s weird being open about it but if you’re… https://t.co/m9or6lI3venothing will ever capture how stardust (2007) makes me feelngl this looks so nice. no thoughts. just empty room with a bed. i wanna fall asleep here https://t.co/EJQe1D5Oiy @ryanreboot_ a year ago i had 1 tattoo and this year i will have 5 it’s called breaking the banki’ve been too impulsive this summer already. last year it was like buying plants and coloring my hair and now it’s… https://t.co/d2GP4sN3QJmy future partner must understand that if our cat sits in my lap i’m busy for the rest of the day. that’s how it workssay what you will about the south but sweet tea is literally the mortal equivalent of ambrosia https://t.co/7LN1Itehywmy life has improved dramatically since being vaccinated. i am now too poor to keep up with my lifestyle https://t.co/xRhyFamus7
6/1
2021
can i please stop getting 70 emails a day i’m TIREDi’ve only been 21 a week and already it’s proven to be my sloppiest year as a human being
5/31
2021
constantly looking for closure! i hate itdamn i kinda fucked up wnd i hate not being able to talk shit out that is my fatal flaw @gobatmann literally just don’t if you’re going to look as foolish as thathappens https://t.co/sXebOEgf1yi lost one of my favorite pieces of jewelry and i’m so sad. my necklace came in my life at such a specific time and… https://t.co/a4QTCZE8m6my coping mechanism for anything is simple: leave my house and end up downtown somehowi can’t believe my ability to be so fucking stupid for no reason. just absolutely no thought in that head of mine @Cailee_Rae congrats :~)https://t.co/2SbLKwfVfDunderstand this: if you have no idea what i’m talking about, usually i don’t either so i don’t know why you’re looking to me for answers
5/30
2021
BUILT DIFFERENT https://t.co/RWNYYglKgWi might have lost my emerald necklace 😭😭 i’m a foolof course i love the sopranos it’s a bunch of guys and they kiss each other on the cheek and one of them goes to therapy
Retweeted by emerald 🪑had a very confusing couple of days so i took myself on a day out and read and relaxed https://t.co/KLtWnwXEBjthis is actually the creature from the ritual (2017) https://t.co/sl7J4eyzVfthe mitchell’s vs. the machines is truly one of the greatest films of all timehttps://t.co/QbDUcG8MhK
Retweeted by emerald 🪑 @jes_smak the variety of CVS https://t.co/wharo2l6jF @bellaaddis_ but you’re the NUMBER one ❤️i’m sorry but these are so embarrassing i feel second hand embarrassment driving next to one of these cars https://t.co/YPMaLWFbZrthe fact that i literally lost 70 pounds and went from a size 14 to a 4 is genuinely mind blowing to me. when i mee… https://t.co/PfhBNdKFf4started calling everyone i know “bff” which is actually 10x more humiliating than you’d thinkhey there cowboys https://t.co/h4EziPw21p
5/29
2021
except for the iconic @traitorjoke OF COURSE 🤝🤪greenville really is pretty epic and all of y’all GW kids will never know @kevinkgartland @brandnewtownie after adjusting to walking averagely paced at GW (still the slowest walker) i came… https://t.co/I02ThSAVCJ[using social media a totally normal healthy way] hey is anyone on here proud of me
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5/28
2021

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