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Emilio @EmilioEmm Chicago, IL

Twitch Affiliate, PhD in American Dad, Futurama Nerd, Aviation Enthusiast, & Baker. He/Him. #BlackLivesMatter 📸 emilioemm 🕹emilioemm

2,733 Following   6,531 Followers   141,439 Tweets

Joined Twitter 3/28/09


Gayyys in Spaaace! Care to join me for some Dead Space playthrough tonight?? | !cindy !toospicy !hieee https://t.co/3KxdDnhJnr👁👄👁 https://t.co/cxX1mwxe1a
Retweeted by Emilio @B3tt33whit3 I had to buy a special adapter to use my GameCube.The worst place in Chicago? Believe it or not, The Bean.
Retweeted by Emilio @bolinthomas I mean it totally is so why you gotta ruin my joke, huh???JFC did it hit Big Bird?? https://t.co/3DElgUfHvnElle Woods in Legally Blonde the Musical announcing her LSAT score https://t.co/WdnYMBXqd6
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Retweeted by EmilioWe've been voting by mail in Oregon for 20 years. If anyone tells you it can't be done safely and securely, they're lying to you.
Retweeted by Emilio[inside washing machine] duvet cover: climb in my brothers every single piece of clothing: we shall build a new life in the big sock
Retweeted by EmilioGhislaine Maxwell is being moved to the same prison where Jeffrey Epstein was suicided. You literally couldn’t mak… https://t.co/qPU3L61SiH
Retweeted by EmilioMe trying to seduce your man https://t.co/PTWpl2O477
Retweeted by EmilioLast year I traveled to Iraq with @SenDuckworth, and took this photo as our helicopter circled the spot where she w… https://t.co/xYcKShPNnK
Retweeted by EmilioMary Trump's allegation that Donald Trump cheated on the SAT to enter a more prestigious college would certainly ex… https://t.co/43MA1ElHgX
Retweeted by Emiliowow... fuck the military https://t.co/pFzXZkfF4S
Retweeted by EmilioBoycott Jimmy Johns. They don't deserve your support and the founder, in addition to being a Trump supporter, is a… https://t.co/MUFrE6JloL
Retweeted by Emilionever seen Hamilton but this is my favorite post https://t.co/Oin3iwPvuc
Retweeted by Emilio @HoganBCMJ @DougDodsonENews I think this but also with hair. People love hair when it's on heads but the moment it… https://t.co/1LJ4WHq1tl @MikeyNeverMike If you have a Switch I managed to get my hands on the Ring Fit Adventure and I'm enjoying it so far! @TZoops @APredatoryWasp https://t.co/5UXUdjYkSzcorrection: NASCAR - by virtue of being one of very few live sports on TV - is seeing ratings ~46% *higher* year-ov… https://t.co/vyS5YFio9X
Retweeted by Emilio @ChiScoundrel @dtrombino I like the tank tops from Old Navy. They're usually pretty comfy and you can get some basi… https://t.co/UQKjaEy7MH @GIFChaseH Oh my, Chase, that's a big uh, rocket you got there 👀https://t.co/Y6IFLXGfGc
Retweeted by EmilioWow Twitter already found Costco Ken from Fort Myers? These people need to get hired by the FBI already. @HotGirlsGuideTo Okay so a) that selfie looked real cute and b) i cackled at that memeMe to the killer when he opens the locker im hiding in https://t.co/hjQFUBcfBM
Retweeted by EmilioY'all remember how we asked how people in the Jurassic Park series kept parks despite the obvious danger and though… https://t.co/svtMXGK0cc
Retweeted by Emilio @anthelonious Lmaoooo WUT idek this account?? https://t.co/tbOfAgiP3fLast Selfie + Last Meme https://t.co/VvGkDBshfs https://t.co/7Q2x3NXMdPNo helmets, y’all... https://t.co/GIDnwtai9f
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Retweeted by Emilio @TheAdamSass She knew what you were up to and she felt THREATENED. You're doing great, sweetie. Keep coming for her.The definition of, "If I do a job in 5 minutes, Its because I spent 30 years learning how to do so. You owe me for… https://t.co/sMBJ9omr1C
Retweeted by EmilioNow maybe al those mask-deniers who have been refusing masks & not social distancing by claiming they’re helping he… https://t.co/PtpdDDAgJfRick Santorum's career accomplishments: Born in Virginia. Moved to Pennsylvania just to win an election. Eventually… https://t.co/jKDvL5cBTB
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Retweeted by EmilioImagine insulting me by... *checks notes* comparing me to an icon?? https://t.co/qCE5hpqa3M
Retweeted by Emiliome and my himbo squad playing Call of Duty Warzone https://t.co/yj1lFKdib8
Retweeted by EmilioPolice murdered 12 year old Tamil Rice for having a toy gun https://t.co/Isr7LkyByN
Retweeted by EmilioA black child was murdered for having one of these https://t.co/Y2zdo3lPEz
Retweeted by Emilio @B_Ri @WiizardFiish i mean...you're not wrong. but also, me, i do.Someone at Replay Andersonville tested positive for COVID. Anyway just a reminder that you do not need to be out at… https://t.co/8NnO1NXi5m
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What are you gonna do, mori me??!? DBD with extra special guest stars @capnfoam & @oceanh2 :D | !cindy !toospicy !h… https://t.co/R324WD6N1u @Doctor1Hundred Orbike? I don’t get it Lolol jkjk I’m so funny aren’t I? https://t.co/2Wua44cE6sDuring latest work meeting: Coworker 1: “What’s everyone been up to?” Coworker 2: “I started cooking!” Me: “I star… https://t.co/b60YhkxPma @welcumbackotter @2mannythots come collect this man!!!BREAKING: Amy Cooper, a white woman who called the police and falsely accused Christian Cooper, a Black man of thre… https://t.co/IuHT6ezrGd
Retweeted by EmilioMona May did the costume design for Clueless, Enchanted, AND Romy and Michele's High School Reunion. I literally ca… https://t.co/w6lxTsTaa0
Retweeted by Emiliohttps://t.co/jjcMBBByrZ https://t.co/8WZwFTcKypyalls president been real quiet about a U.S BORN CITIZEN — a HISPANIC WOMAN WHO SERVED OUR COUNTRY AND DIED ON MILI… https://t.co/mp9K1OegyO
Retweeted by EmilioMedia outlets that just committed to anti-racism stance take cheat day to praise white terrorist… https://t.co/c7PHuSQGeu
Retweeted by Emiliohttps://t.co/AGmSOiYsxj https://t.co/kc8k8NOpDM @B3tt33whit3 But you keep coming back to my tweets so what is the truth, huh?? https://t.co/zWf3ad3vTq @stevenb29 Slip into these DMs and maybe we can work out a way to remove the word "possibly" from my tweets.🚨🚨 The possibly-hung Aussie from Floor is Lava has found my tweet about him 🚨🚨 Hello, @stevenb29 👋 https://t.co/oOcLGojnv8Sorry. WHAT? https://t.co/ntOSh4TC6c
Retweeted by Emilio @Dayvo Maybe this'll finally make you into one? I also suggest morning runs bc I feel like I would usually see more… https://t.co/9ao8sCYebH @Dayvo When I was an outdoor runner I always tried to schedule my runs for early morning around sunrise as it's not… https://t.co/W3VwGwXz5XWe're starting Dead Space this week! But first, we'll be playing some Dead by Daylight tonight with super special g… https://t.co/Y39gtTBp6m @JCtheQueenTV Yes! Let me know what further...bulging research you come across. @squeakytoy Oh okay someone's got some stories to share?? @JustinCentric Okay so I was curious/hesitant to start this but was worried I would hate it bc I really want to lik… https://t.co/eWeSoOVJMGLaughed way too hard. https://t.co/Qu6R8qrjsq
Retweeted by Emilio @mikeyerxa I've been working on this story for 3 years and you just...tweeted it.Remember Bobby from King of the Hill? This is him now. Feel old yet? https://t.co/7q0qybZHkt
Retweeted by EmilioSeason 1 Episode 6 of Floor is Lava has an Aussie contestant with a very nice and visible bulge which just further… https://t.co/D28GWNlNLw @welcumbackotter https://t.co/xH8Md11tgRAmazing. Jo Rowling invented being a woman author. https://t.co/yyQHXGhsB9
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Retweeted by Emilio @welcumbackotter And exactly how many ppl are included in your Co?? @B3tt33whit3 Just a crumb of more stories, sir. I don't really play BotW, but I just wanted to make that joke lolfun fact, only 3 of the people here are actors. the crew had beyoncé walk down the street and filmed everyone’s rea… https://t.co/EDAQq1ih2f
Retweeted by EmilioHey folks. This is scaremongering. The plague never went away and cases are found all over the world every year. It… https://t.co/UPtUonEakL
Retweeted by EmilioNews in a week: "Ghislaine Maxwell dies of Covid-19 complications, she started coughing and then fell from the 8th… https://t.co/X6T7vPP7gf
Retweeted by EmilioEvangelicalism is a disease. https://t.co/WzoKT6FAFd
Retweeted by EmilioSeason 1 Episode 4 of Floor is Lava on Netflix has a trio of himbos on it and honestly they can fall into my lava pit next. @mbrowley Okay that's awesome.Okay but...tea. I’ve been using my job’s color xerox for the last 3 years and phew it’s saved me so much on ink and… https://t.co/mzVpeXEl8yWho knew that so many white adults were actually fragile little babies 🤷‍♂️ https://t.co/reo845R2PZ
Retweeted by EmilioThe gay who was sick with COVID-19 and was out partying is apparently also racist? https://t.co/Z1qyRiKgz7
Retweeted by EmilioHi twitter!! My name is Shami Oshun and I just restocked my nude face masks! They are made in California by my wond… https://t.co/euC0FgUbtX
Retweeted by EmilioJust gonna day this now. @jujuboston had the BEST one liner of all Snatch Game’s...EVER...PERIODT https://t.co/2hLNtEzocG
Retweeted by EmilioHmm, this one isn't as cute as I thought it would be... https://t.co/uTa048GNi7 @rac_kuhns wait, has it been two weeks already? or do you still have this week?When I hear glass shatter across the map https://t.co/fDXD9XqSFy
Retweeted by Emilio @RyneIsMean There could be 100 dogs in a room...I have several followers in common. A lot of you probably don't realize you are following him. Check your follows.… https://t.co/Zoyz6eGCUC
Retweeted by Emilio @Jezebirb Thank you for being so brave and bearing this pain for all of us. @danthfernandes Peaceful slut? Ma'am I have questions. @Jezebirb https://t.co/VAWnlVdHmf @jupytr76 https://t.co/pyoNIoeci2 @PTSD_papi You and @2mannythots have the weirdest convos in the morning.Lazy Bottom https://t.co/lAaeE2wQy0 @jupytr76 Here’s hoping you have a good day too, bb!! @hairyberrys https://t.co/nNQN2aWvAR @hairyberrys big surprisehttps://t.co/x8OqQZrWqC https://t.co/lwAa5eQdkf
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