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emily @emilybeaton_ Ontario Canada

27 | illustrator | perpetual worrier | insta: em.beaton

128 Following   289 Followers   2,149 Tweets

Joined Twitter 11/12/12


Trying to name my similar but different texture brushes so I know which one is which https://t.co/aHA04rgMVDOn my way walking to work this morning there was a snow tornado. This isn’t okay.most recent selfie : last saved meme https://t.co/tO7jI8jLqX https://t.co/UGJik7CDs3
2/28
2020
“If you have an anxiety attack I’ll hold you tight like this and stroke your hair and whisper ‘iguanas and sloths i… https://t.co/76oxEpAdm8
2/26
2020
Everyone always asks me what I do with my embroideries when I finish them and I think they’re a bit disappointed wh… https://t.co/XDdV2qKONohttps://t.co/8QRVOOzDD5
2/25
2020
@ladykunterpunt Woooooooow https://t.co/Xz6NmaVlNwStuck somewhere between mad and happy that songs I used to get made fun of in my weeb days are popular on tiktok now @AlexanderOkayyy If you didnt delete your account you still do...Man the baby hairs on the very top of my head need to chill out I look like a chia petYou know when you walk by someone’s house and you can smell them doing laundry? I think that’s what happiness smells likeI hate it when women laugh. what’s so funny? how beautiful you are? you are absolutely gorgeous. I hope you have a great day
Retweeted by emilyEm and I did a joint painting - guess who did each side. https://t.co/p4eXKgBhT2
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2/24
2020
I drew a quick nakey mushroom lady a bit ago and never posted it, so here she is https://t.co/qKnak76wbUY’know what, oil of oregano really is the goat
2/22
2020
Being beige ft. The sweater I always seem to be wearing when I visit home https://t.co/K355GuJoik
2/16
2020
I spent a good couple minutes trying to figure out who this Gaston doll looks like and then it hit me https://t.co/RHkhZINqagCheck out the cheeks on that frog dang 🍑 🐸 https://t.co/6g88hSYJxz @PaperLOL Also really uncomfortable by that top left photo dang @PaperLOL It’s cause they know what we really wantOne of my best talents is that I can sing both the guys part and the girls part of Dr.Jones by Aqua at karaoke and… https://t.co/BS8TTV02GY
2/15
2020
@homiebound I think it’s pretty clear jord @sachieTV Absolutely notI heard a vocaloid song in a video and I could feel my body wanting to do the dance moves as if it were muscle memo… https://t.co/hd3uTSnVGkValentines gift 💝 https://t.co/2w5CuDXe3ZClearly fb and wish knows exactly what I’m looking to shop for these days https://t.co/VBhw9Ed5ho
2/14
2020
The truest sign of chivalry is when he gets in the Uber first and slides across the back seats so you don’t have to
2/12
2020
Mum: “I like him. I felt like it wasn’t a weird thing that I talked about people with tails at all, like I felt com… https://t.co/hrzdI0djVB
2/10
2020
When you finally share your Twitter with your gf and have to hide your dark past https://t.co/r3F9tEcwkk
2/9
2020
I just watched my housemate get a glass of water, put it down, forget about it and then get up to get another glass… https://t.co/a35Ylurr8B
2/7
2020
I’ve been daydreaming so hard today I didn’t realize I was listening to the same podcast episode on repeat for the last 4 hours
2/5
2020
I needed to know about my mighty beanz https://t.co/s9p1eNSQdC
2/4
2020
Botanical bb https://t.co/pKt7YzcbadI only like bananas at a very specific ripeness, so it gives me a window of basically one day to eat an entire bunch. Today is that day.
2/3
2020
It’s called art mum https://t.co/xC9B2orN9J
2/1
2020
Oh my goodness a man just made unsolicited moaning and kissing noises at me on my way home do you think he likes me? https://t.co/jdex2nPyzk
1/30
2020
This makes me want caramel corn https://t.co/s4ii2xVe8a @ladykunterpunt Oh binch we gotta luigis mansion and chill soon so I can tell you all about it! @ladykunterpunt I do say!!
1/29
2020
I tweeted this bc I’m thinking about frozen iguanas right now as wellThe other night my bf asked me what I was thinking about, so I said guess and he said “frozen iguanas falling from… https://t.co/VHEnfpC0r1
1/28
2020
guys help me which perfume should i get?? im so confused https://t.co/AdsMf6dQdD
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1/24
2020
Oh man let me tell ya, to the next teenager who walks in front of me super slow bc they’re on their phone...I will… https://t.co/ZUthn8zYS7
1/23
2020
@proulx_cory @joshua_yosurack ANGELS
1/22
2020
@Spencer_Flock Keep doing whatever you’re doing!!I just really wanna watch Buffy on my couch and vicariously live the vampire hunting demon slaying but staying supe… https://t.co/OSfl6IPwggMum: “He sounds really sweet...what does he think about fart jokes?” Me: “Fart jokes haven’t really come up yet mu… https://t.co/DcXEWQCZL0
1/20
2020
@proulx_cory Hell yeah
1/19
2020
Was thinking about what I great night I had last night on my walk to work and had a dumb grin on my face and some g… https://t.co/BO15cYF844
1/17
2020
Last night while I was walking home with a big grin on my face that I couldn’t control, some old guys standing outs… https://t.co/yuZid7ouyq
1/10
2020
@soyycube GODDESS
1/3
2020
@soyycube AN ANGEL HOLY
1/2
2020
@diananguyen___ He makes even the most mediocre films bearable with that sweet ol face and good acting skills of hisWatching the trailer for A Quiet Place part II: wow so unoriginal, the first one was fine leave it be Sees Cillian… https://t.co/3RpxWg2Qvc
1/1
2019
So I accidentally got some oil on the couch and I asked my mum how to fix it and she said “flip the cushion over” a… https://t.co/RXdA9xK54W
12/31
2019
Tiger and clementines gouache sketch https://t.co/Y35hRbwiqJ
12/30
2019
Ppl in cat ears at union...either going to go see Cats or a group of furries...hard to tell
12/21
2019
@BEENATHEMISTRY Finally a meme perfect for meHoly shit https://t.co/VmMTMzz1fl @joshua_yosurack Make them!https://t.co/oSZeOdhu7v
12/20
2019
@BEENATHEMISTRY They’re so good!!!Dang it’s cold https://t.co/5KGMJnLOBn
12/19
2019
me analysing every single detail of my face after i take a selfie https://t.co/cTkmSDXVpU
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12/17
2019
@ladykunterpunt OKAY YAY @ladykunterpunt Binch as IF I haven’t told you a million times
12/16
2019
Inhaling deeply as I walk by the Christmas tree farm outside the grocery store. Smells like Christmas and cleaning productsMy mum hates going to the mall, so I asked her if she wanted to go with me and she was so dramatic wow https://t.co/I5Rn5DSYHe
12/15
2019
@Spencer_Flock Horrifyingthe father, the son and the holy spirit https://t.co/B6WdQdTEbZ
Retweeted by emily @meeshell_t Holy shit
12/12
2019
@joshua_yosurack Loooong neckThese are probably my favourite photos of my sisters chameleon ever https://t.co/OdhwYytBFg
12/11
2019
@SpencerAfonso Turbo thotI made a pocket sized version of my friends cat https://t.co/oqFKVVgAYv
12/10
2019
Said it a week ago, gonna say it again. Applesauce is super underrated
12/9
2019
Trying to date in Toronto: https://t.co/J3Fe277iQ5Outfit from last night. My whole arm has disappeared into my sweater https://t.co/i1LrJi0wHjI have no voice today because I do not know how to stop talking when I drink
12/7
2019
@ladykunterpunt TrendsetterBathing babe having a hot soak on a cold day https://t.co/SnJoQTFNd2 @princeofpictou But what is a duffe?I don’t know what a duffe is but it’s in this mall https://t.co/MYQjN5zKT6
12/6
2019
Not going to share my Spotify year wrap bc it exposes me @ashl_wong Maybe muji? @princeofpictou Holy shit I just remembered when 711 replied to one of my tweets...does this mean I get free 711 no… https://t.co/ksoU5g2rwj
12/5
2019
Trying to think of good things that have happened this year, and the first thing that popped into my mind was when… https://t.co/2vjawbteUy @princeofpictou Godspeed
12/4
2019
@Ntoope Hopefully they’ll do something soon - I don’t think they’ll be able to see your tweets since your account is private!
12/2
2019
🎅❄️🎄🎁☃️DECEMBER!! 🎅❄️🎄🎁☃️ https://t.co/oIyiK1qWg1
Retweeted by emily @Andrew_T Hey me too, let’s hope we never see one in our lifetimes
12/1
2019
My sister has a table that looks like a little penis man with long arms kinda doing the splits https://t.co/jso8HC3uV7When I visit my family home this is the only top I wear the whole time it has so many holes https://t.co/aqCeGzZnlHTaking photos with my cat and he https://t.co/ENv52uWcDE
11/30
2019
Two ems two sons https://t.co/q4FbQgwTTSiPhone made albums based on my photos. Not quite right but I applauded its effort https://t.co/Jvm4oe6kxn
11/29
2019
@BEENATHEMISTRY I hope the person who got it does too...If this belongs to you I’m so sorry and I’m also sorry to myself for being such a hipster shit 7 years ago https://t.co/4ZPbUx3obn @ladykunterpunt Yeah...totally....
11/28
2019

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