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This is the ONLY verified Twitter account for James Woods. I AM ON NO OTHER SOCIAL MEDIA. Any account using my name is a fake.

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Joined Twitter 5/27/20

to all my haters @childproofcaps done[in front of a podium at a funeral, after several seconds of silence, fighting back tears and a deep anguish] what… shit lmao go fuck yourself silent protector @thot_piece no 💜 @HoratioSkald buddy it's gonna be sooner than that 😎 she want this on record...?[youtuber voice] wwwWWWHAT'S up catboysI’m somewhere near the back havin a bi’ of a laugh w my mates Georgina and Penny. Simpler times.…’s his time @Chinchillazllla guess we’re getting our own rapturewhen you understand hypotheticals wachowskis @farnerbocken @LicensedT0Ill 😎👉smonk a joink @bruh59936375 SAME LEVEL of fucking energycapitol* sorry I’m just busy fucking fuming rnBlack child playing with a toy: gets shot dead Grown white man breaking into the nation’s capital: “No rush, but pl…
2021 know this mf has wasted $3000 on "studying the blade" @emaraven11 Jesus for sureI bet agent smith’s a fuckin virgin to get ⊂_ヽ   \\ Λ_Λ    \( 'ㅅ' )     > ⌒ヽ    /   へ\    /  / \\🎀𝒢𝒜𝒴🎀    レ ノ   ヽ_つ   / /   / /|  ( (ヽ  | |、\  | 丿 \ ⌒)  | |  ) / 'ノ )  Lノnice try, @emma_butthole that’s rightchilling @LicensedT0Ill @BonusEruptus this HAS to be a bot @roesler_brian 2nd most powerful line in cinemaone of the most powerful lines in cinema @NickLylesComedy this was my favorite part of the movie, about 20 minutes intheir names were there the whole timehang on...Phineas....Ferb.. @GaryMeatballs @bruh59936375 this is so fucked @bruh59936375 absolutely @GaryMeatballs best part of the 2nd act20 minutes in /)-/) (* •• \ / (* *) What did u just /o / uu say abt trans ppl /O/ /o / ᴵ’ˡˡ ᵇᵉᵃᵗ ᵘʳ ᶠᵘᶜᵏⁿ ᵃˢˢ 0/ / @marzipan_jones no it just happenedyou're laughing. archduke franz ferdinand was assassinated and you're laughing? @desukidesu 😤 do NOT let them 🗣SILENCE🗣 you!!Search "water" in your camera roll and post your favorite. Ianhere’s to Ian @_crosby__ 😍😍😍 💪😤💪😤💪😤 @bruh59936375 yeah, it isgetting my dick lengthened and reshaped so i can stick it in my own ass while fully erect
Retweeted by emily @GaryMeatballs jesus this brought me back. make it stop. @evan_experience that’s rightyou guys are still following me?? damn. I don’t understand it, but I respect it[me showing up naked to work] ohhhhh, the NEW normal @Med_Down it was mentally painful to makeNo True Floridian @slimeslinger @wspieler @Mr2DamnJustin @hotchipliar hey do what you gotta domobile/desktop people not making the meme right formatting differences… @slimeslinger @wspieler @Mr2DamnJustin @hotchipliar had to scroll up to see how the loving fuck we got here @Chinchillazllla good for them. @thegoph bold strategy @slimeslinger @Mr2DamnJustin @hotchipliar get their assesmy brain retaining info in conversations @HoratioSkald she’s lives in ruin @GodKingChorgus I guess not doesn’t really matter that Chrissy didn’t actually buy a horse it’s more about how we don’t fucking care lol
@punishedkelgore @KelgoreTrout lmao god dammitdrake...where's the wellerman?
Retweeted by emilymen don’t just need therapy they need their prostate stimulatedPOV: you're vaccinated and the pandemic is over. you're eating burger king in the burger king spa, enjoying a soggy… @GaryMeatballs embrace it gary @emaraven11 that's right 💪😤 my god. you idiot. you miserable dumbass. lmao. rhode island isn't a state. it's an island. lmao stupid dumbass.that unspoken connection you have with someone whose pet looks exactly like yoursToday is the only day you can retweet this
Retweeted by emily @nrlachance i have noticed this"what are you doing??" [guy crouching in a bathroom with his arms in the shape of a circle under a girl sitting lik… @captainkronch purple and white tbh @9ro9_wilson @Voiles1910 \/\/ \/\/ \/\/ \/\/ \/\/ \/\/ @rummrunr please refer to the EU lore
Retweeted by emilyOh sure the sun is “big” *literally covers it with my hand*
Retweeted by emily[guy who’s trying to bring back gay as an adjective but to describe something beautiful, turning to Luke 4:18 at youth group] this is so gaydrake...where's the wellerman? is why you love sea shanties, explained simply
Retweeted by emily @GaryMeatballs you got it[confidently] Açaí is pronounced “assy.” @lilydont oh hell yes
Retweeted by emilyread these @meowmeowmia can’t help it @Voiles1910 2mg estradiol twice a day, or 120mg once a day if I felt bold about itme at every mirror after 3 days of estrogen looking for changes @geauxtroh nothing is real anymoreThe Capital riot was 2 months ago. Let that sink in. @GodKingChorgus thanks that’s when I peaked comedically