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Portland Thorns, Sit down comedian, lactose tolerant

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Joined Twitter 1/17/11


@roselavelle Did you just try to start an-almost-20-year challenge ?
12/12
2019
@LindseyHoran Full field center back run? Would be my pleasure
12/9
2019
Hilary Duff recreating Isabella's Italian accent from The Lizzie McGuire Movie https://t.co/fnt1PYz3L4
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12/6
2019
Confirmed: Bagel Bongo is the 23rd best friendI know what I’m getting my 23 best friends for Christmas https://t.co/qoLNSD2RY1
12/5
2019
@UVAWomenSoccer going to the ACC Championship but with Titanic music #GoHoos https://t.co/np0JbBClVs
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11/9
2019
@USWNT @AbbyDahlkemper I feel betrayed
11/5
2019
I need Waffle House, JJ’s, American Deli, Publix Subs, Zaxbys. I needa hear v-103 & Hot 107.9. I’m tryna speed on 2… https://t.co/rLR96PkE1J
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10/30
2019
Great suggested article Facebook — not because it mentions my sister, but because it mentions MY MOM. I can only ho… https://t.co/uqt8rsRjua
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10/29
2019
My best friends love to score in finals!!!!!! They are the coolest thing to ever happen to me @sammymewy @roselavelle
10/28
2019
@roselavelle What song?
10/17
2019
Chicago! For our final Victory Tour game on 10/6, we are calling for the whole stadium to wear white - one of our n… https://t.co/SyAf22oUxv
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10/5
2019
I feel sorry for kids who will never get to see the old Disney Channel shows Halloween episodes https://t.co/DDl5DBx8Ks
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10/4
2019
Love that opportunities like this exist for the next generation of soccer players! Watch @LAGalaxyAcademy vs.… https://t.co/En9tiPryhi
10/3
2019
Any time, is breakfast time!
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10/1
2019
@zackbartee ☠️😆
9/20
2019
I had a tweet written out that this ref shouldn’t get any games outside of the Disney Tournament, but with youth so… https://t.co/rpdULn0nLc
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9/18
2019
Hahahahh https://t.co/vltIQ8E1mtHello, people of Twitter and lovers of WoSo soccer! We at @USWNTPlayers want to get to know you better. Please fill… https://t.co/bs7PEM4OgZ
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9/4
2019
When you truly want success for your besties <3 https://t.co/qN3Zd0CyLw
9/2
2019
Chop chop https://t.co/n0LfGhxAjG
8/31
2019
@zackbartee @TakeAnotherHent @AngusBeefCastle @RSantoro12 At least we are all on the same page that Ryan is not me of the friend groupYes https://t.co/5kEomDFv1r
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8/30
2019
3 “cool” moms at the BBQ https://t.co/OePuXogJJv
8/27
2019
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8/25
2019
Spirit Fans* https://t.co/BDFqCcw7rxno one: ur middle school aged cousin on any family holiday: https://t.co/4sjom0RoNn
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8/17
2019
Cute bronze ball, Rose. Talk to me when you earn a real* trophy *ᵖᵃʳᵗᶦᶜᶦᵖᵃᵗᶦᵒⁿ https://t.co/Xmqu2UWRF1
Retweeted by Emily SonnettThis > Razor scooter to the ankles https://t.co/lcT8IcuOsz
8/16
2019
*breathes heavy* https://t.co/7VTtMiPGyx
8/12
2019
@ALLIE_LONG @wosojuju @kelleymohara @Ashlyn_Harris How am I just now seeing this
8/10
2019
@LindseyHoran @premierleague Thanks for the shout! What time? Wanna watch on my couch? LMK
8/9
2019
Come on!!! Let’s get to 50,000!!!! https://t.co/FpiwEIRO7J
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8/7
2019
On an unrelated topic would anyone buy this https://t.co/RVBPXhD88R
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8/6
2019
I see no difference. https://t.co/n1EZ5BCn2I
Retweeted by Emily Sonnett @katienolan Chicken tenders and coke could double ruin youThese guys are very cool https://t.co/qkd8lenUWf
8/4
2019
Lindsey might get the kombucha cans, but I get the average joe coffee mugs. Yeet. https://t.co/ucKtrA9KCC
7/24
2019
Stars are earned, not given. 😎 @adidassoccer Hardwired pack available 7/30 at https://t.co/Evt8hfANo5. #Predator https://t.co/qrrS6YcrBn
7/20
2019
Me going through Instagram stories https://t.co/sadhBFnMM0
7/17
2019
@BeastModeSoccer @kelleymohara @katienolan He’ll send voice memos to prove it
7/13
2019
👐🏼affles https://t.co/DaPitZeAlz
7/12
2019
22 best friends ✌🏼😗✌🏼 https://t.co/2JY3Nv4Rn2
7/11
2019
Daddy will pay us. He loves his girls. 🤷🏼‍♀️ https://t.co/WuWyb9fnWu
Retweeted by Emily Sonnett @carolinetilton HahahhaNYC it was gr8. It was hot. Thank you. https://t.co/bJRF10eDXBBest life we live https://t.co/0jZE3cChNLYas please https://t.co/ZoMk3I1igDThanks to all of the fans that came to see us @adidasNYC today! #DARETOCREATE #CREATEDWITHADIDAS https://t.co/MQMpfz26TA
7/10
2019
Breaking footage of me going for a handshake on national television https://t.co/GkS3irioi4
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7/9
2019
LFG https://t.co/QZckYeWT5URose Lavelle is the coolest thing that’s happened to me https://t.co/NSr3LgzOxEYa girl wanted hugs yes she did https://t.co/tdhUZ0Hjjz
7/8
2019
For me, it’s about inspiring young girls to find their passion. This summer, I’ll be taking my passion to soccer’s… https://t.co/5Fb8HaeINN
6/10
2019
What a moment for women’s soccer! Don’t miss the @3StripeLive steam on June 7th at 8pm/est. #createdwithadidas https://t.co/3MI3CogXpo
6/6
2019
Stadium’s ready...Did you get the text? https://t.co/cXgcmBdHNg
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5/28
2019
New goal celebration, who dis? 🤑 #HuluHasLiveSports #TeamHuluSellouts #ad #boom https://t.co/mFN4FULFhI
5/27
2019
Lindsey is a funny girl yes she is https://t.co/0Lzm5mVfhIMore sauce @makenzy_allyson !!! https://t.co/QYpxS3SL5z @LindseyHoran @100Purcent Thicccc
5/26
2019
Sauce https://t.co/D0Db5I22K3
5/25
2019
“Basketball is my job, I love it. It’s the dream. But honestly, my life passion is not basketball. It’s helping peo… https://t.co/MHsAQ8luuU
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5/21
2019
Me forcing my grandkids to watch my highlight tapes for the 22nd time: https://t.co/nVmoqImXMD
5/20
2019
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! https://t.co/gBRXsrsICG
5/19
2019
hoos ya daddy https://t.co/1tD96Io2B3
5/18
2019
Freak yeah https://t.co/OrhdIuXMhJFangirling hardddd 4 Kween Kreiger https://t.co/UQcXCeJx0R
5/17
2019
@alexmorgan13 @HeatherOReilly @LindseyHoran The moment you knew we became best friends right?I’m selling out for a cause with @hulu and you can too. Say ‘Hulu has live sports’ while juggling, add… https://t.co/83S9prn0U9Still unclear if it was or wasn’t a handball https://t.co/RIeE1GeN51 @HeatherOReilly @LindseyHoran @alexmorgan13 #memories @ThornsFC PINTAAAAWhen you try to FaceTime your parents https://t.co/S4PbP22m1K
5/16
2019
Dropping soon... @emilysonnett @roselavelle https://t.co/cfl4F2cfLB
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5/15
2019
B-DAY POEM: ROSE IS RED ROSE IS BLUE BE CAREFUL BECAUSE SHE WILL MEG YOU https://t.co/7KUFjmJaGF
5/14
2019
@CaitlinFoord Biggggg basketball fanHow many goals did @sammymewy score today? https://t.co/N00vpJMCzk
5/13
2019
YEEEEEET *insert dope handshake* https://t.co/EeofOHmI5M @LindseyHoran @CaitlinFoord Lovessssss the volleysPINTAAAA 🐥 https://t.co/BVTdqbK86Z
5/12
2019
I’ll ruin the surprise right now, it’s me. https://t.co/SJcVEjmVMG
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5/11
2019
Hulu's paying us lots and lots and lots of dollars to tell you that #HuluHasLiveSports. Watch us in the World Cup t… https://t.co/qb8UBmGj3o
5/10
2019
When you find out you are on the cover of @SI_Swimsuit -@alexmorgan13 https://t.co/Z6UPtchjNA
5/9
2019
😂😂😂 https://t.co/Lzsv1JMNET
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5/8
2019
Head over to our Instagram (and rotate that phone) to check out "Serious Business" with @smccaffrey9. Each episode,… https://t.co/hy2eVgS4wp
Retweeted by Emily SonnettI saw this on fucking tumblr and laughed #MetGala https://t.co/9hXs6eCoCa
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5/7
2019
She’s got the horses in the back @LindseyHoran https://t.co/DRrmTQpyLP
5/6
2019
@sydneyleroux @alikrieger !!!!! @sammymewy Absolutely stole it!!!! https://t.co/AtxNcx0kqRGO USA - but also Sinc or swim https://t.co/JoE8LhBRaBNot fake news https://t.co/qdSP3u1T6u @LindseyHoran I can feel the wind from the air ball all the way in Portland
5/2
2019
As of today, I bleed red, white, blue, and GREEN. Because Hulu is paying me to 💵 #HuluHasLiveSportshttps://t.co/UAtsPDhsk7The gif I immediately thought of whilst reaching the third time https://t.co/CKLoG1ohnL
Retweeted by Emily SonnettThe gif I immediately thought of whilst reaching the third time https://t.co/CKLoG1ohnLOmg on the plane and just reached over my shoulder 3 times for my seat belt as if I was in a car - send help if ur reading thisPassionate about the beautiful game https://t.co/3yOGdh0SMa
4/30
2019
@sydneyleroux He’s like dancing to the beat what the heck @CarliLloyd Same
4/26
2019

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