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Emma Marie Thomas @Emma_M_Thomas Wherever There's Cheese

social strategist & floral designer 👩🏼‍💻💐 basically here to share BTS moments of @lukejones

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Joined Twitter 1/11/12


@TylerAThomas I think $56 should be the minimum amount spent on cookies :) @TylerAThomas That’s crazy that you still have GS cookies left...:
4/8
2020
does everyone know you can still buy bread already made
Retweeted by Emma Marie Thomas @MMOON_13 What are the names of all your islanders :)My goal for this time is to work on my embroidery, play Animal Crossing, do my job, stay inside, not get sick, and… https://t.co/EYdicTvqp4
4/7
2020
@jimmithy Well. Nevermind. @DurhamBulls As my 93-year-old grandma said, “the worst part about this whole thing is that there is no baseball.”… https://t.co/WoBxCS38Y0 @ben_howdle My tweet was mean and I take it back @ben_howdle I didn’t know you were a fat wifeReally wishing my husband thought I was fat and got me a Peloton bike for Christmas....
4/6
2020
@rachaelmpotter @animalcrossing So. You only get money once. @kaceyherrmann YOU KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT! Remember? Like, why did our teachers do so much for it??? @UsavageMo I mean, I care. But, in elementary school we did fricken reports on the dogs and meticulously watched it everyday.....
4/5
2020
In elementary school, I thought I’d care a whole lot about the Iditarod as an adult.....
4/4
2020
I am an: ⚪️ man ⚪️ woman 🔘 animal crossing player Looking for a: ⚪️ man ⚪️ woman 🔘 stringfish
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4/1
2020
Basically Chef Mickey’s... Happy GOLDEN birthday, @lukejones 🎉 https://t.co/nrayp9yq4W
3/30
2020
@diklein @LEGO_Group Gotta celebrate with kissesa whole lot of @LEGO_Group happening today https://t.co/Vy8fRWS8d1
3/29
2020
@lukejones I’m still Sandy.
3/28
2020
Gloria Gaynor washing her hands to I Will Survive is the hand washing video I didn’t know I needed https://t.co/3HotD7RsS6
Retweeted by Emma Marie ThomasThe next generation will be called “Corona Kids” because everyone is stuck at home with nothing to do but make babies
3/27
2020
No other film compares to this legendary cinematic masterpiece @vernyyvern @randyatthomas https://t.co/xtQbMXPpTp https://t.co/XT6lOwCIJS
3/26
2020
Basically, my work now means just sharing Covid news. I have to take a break a couple times away to get my mind off it because it’s a lot.
3/25
2020
@CosmoCheese What’s a “tape”? 😏
3/24
2020
@rachaelmpotter I’m not letting luke TOUCH the game.
3/22
2020
My borders in Animal Crossing are OPEN! Come hang!
3/21
2020
@emily_bangbang 🙌 @diklein He’s a very good boi.I wonder who put these flyers up..... .... oh https://t.co/pH36fF2kPC @rachaelmpotter Sending you love ❤️❤️❤️
3/19
2020
@rachaelmpotter Also #neverhavingkids @rachaelmpotter Right?
3/18
2020
@DurhamNC Free deliver if you spend $50 at Lemon and Lime? EASY. LEFTOVERS 4 DAYZ. Gosh I love that place.It only took me 3.5 years and a pandemic to get my entire office on Slack... This is a big moment. @MMOON_13 OMG! Congratulations!!!
3/17
2020
@secondfret LAPLAND.Y’all. English folk don’t think Santa lives at the North Pole.But for real. I’m really looking to forward to figuring out what I’m doing to post for my job without anyone on campus....
3/15
2020
Doctors: Avoid shaking hands and touching common spaces Trump Coronavirus Response Team: https://t.co/OBCmp1orje
Retweeted by Emma Marie Thomas“The worst part about this virus is that they’ve delayed baseball.” -My 93-year-old grandma @rachaelmpotter @lukejones I may have bought two bottles and a box of wine today. So. Ready.It’s worrying that Cornell has canceled all classes, but employees have to stay. Knowing my old office situation, e… https://t.co/xJbIlXR5yP
3/13
2020
We out. https://t.co/wV2aw054wxTechnically I’m not touching my face if I have all my fingers in my mouth
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3/10
2020
𝗙𝗹𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵. https://t.co/t8qHcGRUhY
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3/8
2020
@lukejones Agree to disagree.
3/7
2020
@CosmoCheese @Hudl Do you know of it because of Luke though?Hi, I’m a social media manager. You might know me from my greatest hits "That's too many hashtags for a tweet." "Th… https://t.co/XvqDExtg0G
Retweeted by Emma Marie ThomasWhen people ask how Luke and I met we always mention @Hudl. People either: A: have never heard of it, or B: are PA… https://t.co/3nTLnqnCDC
3/1
2020
@tdnvl Lol. That’s me.
2/29
2020
This is a joke and only half true. I appreciate Luke for making pancakes and his culture.Wow. British pancakes are the most British thing I’ve ever eaten. They’re beige and there is almost flavor...
2/26
2020
Happy Pancake Day. Whether you're flipping through your member Handbook, or tossing around days out ideas, your vis… https://t.co/mePAgbuiah
Retweeted by Emma Marie Thomas @advsinchem 100% @UsavageMo Like “This is a campaign message from (person). Is this (name)? If this information is incorrect, please go to....” @UsavageMo Ohh! That makes sense. I’m sorry I didn’t consider that. They should make it simple since they have the… https://t.co/Z5fPyrONbZ @UsavageMo Hm. I bet they have a simple way to change your name if you get married or something...? they should hav… https://t.co/l9fZYkQMEg
2/25
2020
Luke ate a slice of cake I was saving. Do I: @SonjaLikness I heard undergrads say “low key” so often I started using it.... it has definitely become an issue.Katherine Johnson Dies at 101; Mathematician Broke Barriers at NASA https://t.co/mxBf8noFBv
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2/24
2020
buscuitville is wild.Paying someone to do my taxes is the greatest luxury.
2/22
2020
@natedogreimer 😍
2/19
2020
@lukejones @jongold https://t.co/rjkIHwM3KX
2/17
2020
@bronwyngruet @lukejones I’m sorry Bronwyn, I’m on team Luke. In fact, I think I said this first and now he’s claiming it as his own idea.
2/14
2020
please tell me what designer had bill nye walking im crying https://t.co/3ZSyCxcBNv
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2/8
2020
I’m doing a MASSIVE photo organization project for a job which means I’ve also watched almost all of Will & Grace....
2/6
2020
I still can’t believe Pitbull didn’t show up at the halftime show...... Is there anything more Miami than Pitbull????My job would be so easy. Having @DondePlowman as my undergrad dean gave me high expectations!I wish that colleges chose their dean solely on their ability to be engaging on Twitter.... #HESMIt took me a month, but I finally sent out the 2019 social media in review for #CornellBusiness. I love looking at… https://t.co/bXJjy6fZXvThis is a Luke tweet, but I’m keeping it up.Go @KatieSowers, go #MakeSpaceForWomen, go @shakira, go @JLo, go women go 👮‍♀️👩‍⚕️👩‍🎓👩‍💻👩‍🎨👩‍🚀👩‍⚖️👩‍✈️ #SuperBowlBaby Nut’s first name is definitely Buster #babynut
2/3
2020
@david_luhr @LeesonBrown @lukejones No to Overcooked. I’d like to stay married.
1/29
2020
I was shocked at the choices @lukejones made until I realized he thought it was tea.... https://t.co/cKoPpy0J0t @evilsp0og @lukejones I can’t imagine having black tea without it... Pour yourself a cup of black tea almost full… https://t.co/gCmlnnYO3O @evilsp0og @lukejones You have to put milk in your black tea @natedogreimer @lukejones Yeah. That’s a whole other thing. I thought it was coffee. @cass_a_fras What! I love Amy!Just found out in England they have a weird AF song for the conga.... https://t.co/UPRMuaVOTK
1/26
2020
We just turned on @Spotify fo Pets and Oliver went right away and sat like this. He doesn’t do this. This is magi… https://t.co/cFx3QpsUk0
1/24
2020
@diklein Oh. Dang. Now it’s all I see.I’ve never put stickers on a laptop before, but these four just really got me down to my core 💊🐸🐱🚽💐 https://t.co/z8Rqccl7Ci
1/23
2020
My fashion sense is at the intersection of David and Alexis https://t.co/Uc5389dlIt @apixelpusher There are offices, but for students. I reached out to a pal in one to get her take on the issue. @courtlux I’ve never heard of that! @lukejones OKAY OKAY OKAY. I go EVERY week to this class and have been doing it for 6 years. When you go to a fitn… https://t.co/cDt099iWpU @MeganLGould @5 Lolololololololol. Like, I DON’T WANT TO KNOW.
1/22
2020
@rachaelmpotter You know.A colleague gives a play-by-play of everything she does in Slack. All day. Every day. Please make it stop.Hey, @eggpress! Obviously love your cards and that you print on recycled paper, but then like, why do you wrap all… https://t.co/On9GmX6RU3
1/21
2020
@BritaUSA Wow wow wow wow wow wow! Can’t wait to do that. Thank you!!!!Oh! Not that anyone asked, but I got the Soxy socks and @BOMBAS won the competition and I will only purchase them from now on.But. I do want to say tat there should be a way to send in our old filters so you can recycle/reuse them (I don’t k… https://t.co/dEItucT6dcOkay. @BritaUSA follows me and I don’t know why, but, like, Brita water is THE only water worth drinking and I love… https://t.co/XR4JUGEjSU @Clurko_Bangz I have “read” 5 books so far this year! I. Can’t. Stop. Listening!!!
1/20
2020
@Clurko_Bangz Whoever says “no” sucks.
1/19
2020
@natedogreimer @theawkwardyeti No! But I will now.Do you ever feel like you want to run away from your brain?
1/18
2020

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