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House Is an Enigma, Maleficae, medi(t)ations. @NEAarts Fellow. Best American Poetry. Associate EIC of @TupeloQ, Ed. @Screen_Door_R. Repped by @cassmannes.

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@WatchMeDesign @DDeTiberus OMFG JENNIFER THESE ARE A GIFT TO US ALL @chantelacevedo NOBODY 👏🏻 NEEDS 👏🏻 THAT 👏🏻 MUCH 👏🏻 CANDLE @conductress IT HURTS @juliancday SAMEI’m so mad at this tweet https://t.co/qfTj2L45DX @DDeTiberus ok you needed to have gotten a twitter like six years ago and blessed the world with this kind of content @ChuckWendig OH COME ON CHUCKThis thread gave me so much anxiety!! Anthropologie definitely has chaotic evil energy. https://t.co/Vl4WyYqlnN
Retweeted by Emma Bolden @chantelacevedo this thread almost gave me a panic attack, I can’t breathe, TWO HUNDRED DOLLAR CANDLE @telebones thank you!!! I rarely venture into rich people land, but for chartreuse, I WILL DO IT @telebones I am DETERMINED to find green chartreuse next weekend, I WILL DRIVE FOR HOURS, THIS IS A NOBLE QUEST @telebones 😂😂😂 AVIATIONS FOREVEEERRRRRR 😂😂😂 @telebones I WOULD PUT THAT STUFF ON PANCAKES @telebones I AM SO JEALOUS I couldn’t find it anywhere down here!!! @telebones OMG LISTEN I AM SO EXCITED FOR YOU, HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE THE TINY BASKET BOTTOM OF THE BOTTLE, PLZ GIVE COCKTAIL UPDATES @telebones AHHHH YES!!! I LOVE LUXARDO!!! My liquor store was out of chartreuse today and I almost cried
1/26
2020
@hughes_braine oooooh I just happen to have some jalapeño simple syrup and it just happens to be approaching gin o’clock again ... @KGBBarRedRm now THAT is a COCKTAIL @lady_bronte @yorkgin @BombaySapphireA YES and I am always open for public speaking gigs about my deep and abiding love for @HendricksGin @telebones YOUR LIFE IS ABOUT TO CHANGE FRENCH GIMLET 2 oz gin, 1 oz st germain, 1/2 oz lime juice, ALL OZ HEAVEN @ChuckWendig SMOKIN’ GHOSTS, MAKES YOU REAL HIGH @fromthistles it was SO GOOD @ChuckWendig REAL TALK: how stoned was shaggy all of the time, what if there weren’t really ghosts but shaggy was just paranoid stoned @MalusProfanus @ChuckWendig tell me about the water lily @IrishEnergy @hmvanderhart EXCELLENT CALL @AlexandraHugo3 I just googled a bramble and WOW @SuzannahEvans this sounds like heaven, even at nine in the morning 😂 @jackmmmhouston omg I used to drink that when I lived in England! @EarlStrafford GOOD CALL @tenno oh man me too @megangalbraith @Mother_Tongue same actually! regular febreeze or a special scent? @SeanSingerPoet Thank you, Sean! That really means a lot! Also omg fever tree is SO GOOD @merbrebner same tbh @merbrebner plz let’s hope it becomes that @MichaelWDelaney @egabbert OH DAMN @Quellefromage it’s DELICIOUS! definitely recommended. https://t.co/x9Fc0pj6QNI am actually dead now https://t.co/8430sFLE8x @Mother_Tongue @megangalbraith omg I love an aviation but I also feel this comment @conductress @BennyGesserit no no @BennyGesserit is right, they’re rad af and so are you @JaredRizzi it’s the circle of life for a creative writer @conductress it means you’re fucking awesome @JaredRizzi Jared how did you both describe my entire education and my entire career as an educator in the same tweet @ChuckWendig like scooby do but drunk @sallyjayjohnson GOT A SHAKER WAITING FOR YOU SALLY @NickAlpers OK THAT IS PROBABLY VERY GOOD ADVICE @DanielleMS8 DANIELLE THIS SOUNDS SO GOOD @jpdancingbear it’s a classic for a reason!!! @WatchMeDesign it’s really good! it’ll be great in the summer! @conductress @greenskeptic @solar_branco LET’S DO IT @AdamRudolphi HERE FOR THAT NAME @daisy this is my first shrub and I am now a shrub convert @greenskeptic @solar_branco omg if I went there I would never leavey’all I forgot my blueberry lavender shrub is ready tonight SO MAY I PRESENT: blueberry lavender shrub, lime juice,… https://t.co/oh4Ots9yZm @ChuckWendig GET IN THE VAN WE’RE BUYING CHARTREUSE @lady_bronte I WILL HAND BIND THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN @greenskeptic @solar_branco brb buying a plane ticket @DebonaireToast omg that sounds EXTREMELY good @NickAlpers PALM BEACH IS NEXT @ryno_san you are speaking my language @AdamRudolphi it does taste like christmas trees but in a good way? @lady_bronte honestly this thread needs to be a book @lady_bronte @yorkgin that sounds like absolute heaven @NickAlpers omg I just looked up the 20th century and it sounds like HEAVEN @DeAnnaBeachley @lady_bronte @yorkgin that sounds SO good @tabernacleteeth LOVE THIS ESPECIALLY FOR ITS NAME @sheppash HERE FOR THAT @daisy COME ON OVER THE SHAKER IS SHAKING @daisy I went on a tear a while back 😂but also made my own creme de violette! @kjerstinmandt shaken not stirred @greenskeptic that’s gorgeous! @Mrtnreid tell me more @LBGDE13 I 💗 Hendricks! @BloggingStaten honestly my brain can’t even contain that line @sethchambers @ryhilscher simple recipe, good gin, citrus garnish: classic and perfect
1/25
2020
@negannyc I gotta get some compari, the Negroni temptation is too much to resistas we are approaching gin o’clock I’m retweeting this thread as a public service https://t.co/LSgbGyn2Kg @srenaewrites @aimeenez YES!!! Congratulations!!! @aimeenez is amazing! @Fr_Louie oooh this is an EXCELLENT suggestion and I need to add bombay sapphire to my gin collection"Hey, how'd you celebrate that iconic young woman sleuth character? The one beloved by many?" "We killed her, stuf… https://t.co/F7CdcNTjlH
Retweeted by Emma Bolden @SandraBeasley a good gin toast and a lillet shopping spree? that sounds like the best of all possible trips! @cameronhbg OOH I don't have campari but I do have orange bitters, so this might just do the trick!please don't listen to "toss a coin to your witcher" too closely or you too will have to live with the fact that it… https://t.co/6YcoNSiKK8 @ChuckWendig chuck just as a protip sometimes I combine my oracle drugs and my gelato, it's a good combo as long as… https://t.co/n87mHBq8Eo @Deborah2409 it was really good! I made thyme simple syrup and used fresh grapefruit juice. divine! @CreativeMrPen oh I think my cousin went to high school with her, yeah @CreativeMrPen https://t.co/EW7X2QxKL6 @hmvanderhart @gabridli L O V E @conductress YES DONE YES @CanaryScience @StirlingWines not to alabama. 😪 @CanaryScience @Tomaspain2 this is gorgeous! @telebones it's really good with bulleit and I think they have it at cracker barrel? @ChuckWendig but chuck a hipster told me it was good for my kidneys @telebones YES have you ever had ale 8? @ChuckWendig ok but I've heard they're good with sriracha? @telebones OH SHIT THAT SOUNDS SO GOOD AND IT IS SO PRETTY TOO @telebones honestly this thread is the best thing that's happened on my twitters @ChuckWendig I mean they were good dates in the same sense that some people think drinking charcoal is good for you @loki_writes I love cherry brandy too so this may give me an excuse to buy some @telebones SWEET I've got some ginger at home, too! @telebones S H I T these cocktails sound seriously magical
1/24
2020

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