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Joined Twitter 8/18/09


@surfbordt this is a good tweet emmahi @SenatorCollins @lisamurkowski !!! https://t.co/gqVfJaT2i2 https://t.co/aVeUNWy0PM
Retweeted by Emma Rollerthe board is busy finding a co-worker that looks like him to fire https://t.co/McTalttx1k
Retweeted by Emma Rollerit’s 1982, you know what that means: time to diligently transcribe every rager I attend into my plannerHell of a week for the party of family values https://t.co/iEyvro7Ixi
Retweeted by Emma RollerTed Cruz made headlines recently for endorsing an extremist authoritarian proposal to have police "patrol and secur… https://t.co/U44cnSv5Or
Retweeted by Emma Roller @sethdmichaels I think there’s a very specific point being made
9/23
2018
Friday night scoop: Court Docs Allege Ex-Trump Staffer Jason Miller Drugged Woman He Got Pregnant With 'Abortion Pi… https://t.co/ugdGVaEXet
Retweeted by Emma Rollerlmaooo https://t.co/et9k0H7YCl
9/22
2018
@EricThurm gdiBrett Kavanaugh Is A Man The Right Can Get Behind https://t.co/45HlfysQPjI Hustle... You will never have my full attention.
Retweeted by Emma Roller @alexnpress jesus christ, I’m sorry Alex @rudabagle that’s the joke :)lmao at the dude who responded with “umm ever head of Bill Clinton? chessmate 😎” buddy... I got news for you @davilch yeah he’s bad too :)it really fucking sucks that the president routinely forces sexual assault survivors to retraumatize themselves! it’s not good, folks!!I wanted to understand quantum physics. So I talked to Fred Durst. https://t.co/BaZI1Ym48Q
Retweeted by Emma RollerLet’s be clear what we’re watching now: conservatism’s very smart, very monied elites floating trial balloons to se… https://t.co/Q11yi8Cjo2
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9/21
2018
@peg_mclaugh @Lubchansky ahh I didn’t do anything - all credit to @EricThurm for coming up with the idea in the fir… https://t.co/0kUsk4Gb4D @jackdwagner I’m the dog lying on the bed“But how do you pay for it” https://t.co/njddoqlPKT
Retweeted by Emma Rollerdo u ever almost tweet something and then flash forward to someone interpreting in the most bad faith way possible… https://t.co/VFsoQoElAr @Boringstein but I love Syd a lot so I bet I’ll love the new Internet album @Boringstein ahh ty! the only new albums I’ve listened to are Sweetener and Parquet Courts lol @Boringstein first three albums that come to your mind? I’m badly in need of new musicwhich legacy magazine can I scam into paying me $1/word to profile Penn and Teller 🤔me: do u want to see my magic trick @jjstephani: I can see the coin in your hand me: goddammit!!! @offbeatorbit I said rounded but I think that’s bc I’m a normie 😓if you’re curious how far down the rabbit hole I am, my self care routine of late has been drinking martinis and wa… https://t.co/XY6XKXNkDs @karengeier @BrandyLJensen @sophcw @libbycwatson @bodiespodcast jesus christ!!! my gyno in DC gave me a prescripti… https://t.co/VTbM0LjY5W @FINALLEVEL I love and admire u so much Ice T 😪 @pblest “passionate but orderly” is my fuck style
9/20
2018
@MattBors why 👏isn’t 👏the 👏Nib 👏more 👏like 👏Foxtrot @stephenhicks ❤️❤️“They’re still under the water” https://t.co/SkUoJkRQ3PTwo female mental health patients in South Carolina were chained in a back of a van that was overcome by flood wate… https://t.co/GzIWLsu4dMRalph Shortey, an ex-GOP Oklahoma state senator, was sentenced to 15 years in prison today for child sex traffickin… https://t.co/CpXeU9uNEM
Retweeted by Emma RollerChance that Republicans win the House popular vote: <1% Chance that Republicans win the House majority of seats: 22… https://t.co/y7VXoIFP88
Retweeted by Emma Rollersometimes I wake up and remember our government continues to lock up thousands of children in warehouses separated from their families. @kenklippenstein :-(
9/19
2018
“Found himself murdered.” “Two lives were ruined.” Again, worth considering how plainly bizarre it would sound to… https://t.co/pjyQMVL0Vx
Retweeted by Emma RollerLow key feel like books r making a comeback .. could be jus me
Retweeted by Emma RollerI hope this helps. https://t.co/6DB40oVFEN
Retweeted by Emma RollerWSJ opinion pages fully mobilized today against Kavanaugh accuser, with three separate pieces attacking her. Here’s… https://t.co/R4oo0Pb7eB
Retweeted by Emma Roller🚨H*yas for Choice, Georgetown's pro-choice club, has begun providing Plan B to students for free. They can't get it… https://t.co/38FZPRDvc8
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9/18
2018
@karengeier it is astounding how simple a concept can be so hard for the men of this website to understand!this tweet really seems to have upset a lot of men, wonder why!!!the odds are high a lot of men I know don't want to think about how many times they have crossed the line with wome… https://t.co/Bzb9cxLZsq
Retweeted by Emma RollerMen: you really don’t have to tweet your wokeness today, or any day, for that matter! Really! I guarantee a woman h… https://t.co/nsSZrpC0AL***BREAKING*** Protesters pushing two caskets around @dallascowboys stadium in honor of Botham Jean and O’Shae Ter… https://t.co/WWaKFhixJQ
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9/17
2018
Anyone who’s ever met me personally will tell you I’m a Very cool person. And I try to respect everyone.... I just… https://t.co/1ONJ2KZIUe
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9/16
2018
@colleentie it’s The Good Shirt too!thank you to everyone who’s said nice things. to everyone struggling right now: I see you. things don’t always have to be ok
9/15
2018
I'm sorry if I haven't responded to your texts/calls/emails lately. I wish I had a better excuse, but the truth is… https://t.co/m6J0HTnELCgood time to re-read this from @emmaroller https://t.co/z64AkOmvOD
Retweeted by Emma Roller @gabydvj @voxdotcom ahhh hell yeah!!!More dirty tricks: Video of ex-IDC State Sen. Hamilton supporters telling voters they can qualify for gift baskets… https://t.co/H5HUtKugaJ
Retweeted by Emma Rollerlove when our elected officials treat corporate titans like teens at a Taylor Swift meet and greet. I feel great ab… https://t.co/L8jZcdrLRRWhat in the everlasting fuck does this have to do with the off duty cop that mistakenly invaded his house and shot… https://t.co/2aOFR3kfU2
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9/14
2018
@dceiver my... wife???Gitmo for children https://t.co/wwYr7UttJQ
Retweeted by Emma RollerIt's my birthday in the morning. Would you celebrate by helping my students? They are my greatest gift, and you can… https://t.co/ND2lWIiije
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9/6
2018
me when I run out of episodes of Nailed It! to watch https://t.co/vCBawWKYEK @onesarahjones @BrandyLJensen count me the fuck in!! @caitlinrcruz everyone will only have to write two stories a year and the rest of the time we will take three-martini lunches and gossipfindom, but for giving me and my smart unemployed friends $5 million to start a lefty media co-op/internet zineWhat an image in our story: Here's Ayanna Pressley's stepdaughter watching her mother claim victory and become the… https://t.co/oLAwIWUSJx
Retweeted by Emma RollerFred Guttenberg, whose daughter died in the Parkland shooting, tells @cnn that Kavanaugh not only wouldn’t shake hi… https://t.co/XIHMODldbG
Retweeted by Emma RollerThe moment when @AyannaPressley learned she won. No commentary needed. 💜 #ChangeCantWait #mapoli #ma7 #electwomenhttps://t.co/1wSjq2xzEH
Retweeted by Emma Roller @willsommer is this airing on One America News lmaoAn absolutely transformative result for criminal justice reform in Boston. Rachel Rollins ran by saying: "We need t… https://t.co/zRUAU1z5kj
Retweeted by Emma Roller @BillHumphreyMA @ErikLoomis to be candid, I haven’t been following the race that closely and did not see that!And you know, it's not that Capuano was bad, but being a decent progressive does not mean you get a lifetime of ree… https://t.co/riEXJ9cVgL
Retweeted by Emma RollerMany would-be Capuano voters I spoke with in the Cambridge/Somerville area praised Capuano and his record, but want… https://t.co/sO3SWgGn2R
Retweeted by Emma Roller @karengeier some people even cried at work while working at Slate 😇 @offbeatorbit I’m walking home and stopped in my tracks to look at this. phenomenal
9/5
2018
what tha heck lmao https://t.co/C2svPrv4nki mean, we can see that that is explicitly not what happened https://t.co/1Lnk6Ra7rj
Retweeted by Emma Rollerbad news: the outline just laid off all their staff writers good news: i’m available to write for you! hit me up fo… https://t.co/u5gw8Mi57y
Retweeted by Emma Roller @KateKnibbs you’re absolutely correct gdiChicago to Rahm Emanuel https://t.co/miJ0sWFTQ9
Retweeted by Emma Rollermore from the intolerant left smh https://t.co/HwBWjc9rhnthis @clairevaye essay from 2015 has informed so much of how I think today https://t.co/ilD4bQuTmcThis is horrifying. https://t.co/IYfYiktt70
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9/4
2018
@dcbigjohn I got thereImagine what Republicans would do if these numbers were reversed. By contrast, Dems are cutting deals to confirm Tr… https://t.co/JAdEA9rqk8
Retweeted by Emma Roller @dcbigjohn I’ve been actively trying not to tweet lately, and whenever I do it’s a reminder that I shouldn’t have @SusanReiner @chick_in_kiev they were very goodAH! https://t.co/6CdneU0YSL @shoshochristine oh damnapparently many other twitter users have pointed out this comment in the past. I apologize for stealing joke valor, please do not own me @cd_hooks not* @cd_hooks bot a meta joke - I hadn’t seen this before! sorry if I inadvertently stole joke valorI’m making brownies and did not expect this comment to lead where it did https://t.co/TwHrAjWSmLRemember when the GOP called the Affordable Care Act “socialist” for 8 years straight? Well, now 70% of Americans… https://t.co/QQGpXqlQvX
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8/31
2018
@mcbyrne me, but if the shoe fits!!!Do I crave attention? No - all I ask is that every single person on the planet gathers in a circle and yells at me… https://t.co/ovVEBvW5wu
8/30
2018
@ManMadeMoon @Rschooley jesus christ this gifIs Ted Cruz really trying to scare voters with pictures from Beto's band days when there are pictures of him out th… https://t.co/Ad1mFdxUq6
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8/29
2018

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