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Emu Hp @EmuHp Old Trafford, baby. Mcr. 🐝

Inventor of the Diazepam Martini. Fomosexuality under review re Plague. Practicing anti-fascist. She/her

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Joined Twitter 10/28/09


@MsRobinHosking Yes, wine. No, gluten. You'll thank me xLet's not forget the govt's negotiations with Manchester fell apart because of the support being bargained for by M… https://t.co/y9Ell1yJZu
Retweeted by Emu Hp @JasonReidUK EVEN YOU?? Bloody hell. Although I reckon one large gin would probs do you in after all this time x @Nialas_Dubh I'm a white middle class woman. I can probably kill someone and get away with it @CBallHitBallRun THE IFFY omg *stunning* 😭 @soapachu BuggerWe all getting pizza and DRUNK AF tonight then?Im still not going to make any f**king banana bread though
Retweeted by Emu Hp @wozzablog @soapachu We had a posh one Christmas 2018 from my BIL's family estate...down the sink, wouldn't even wazz it in the cooking. @soapachu Is something rubbing it? @leeroy_acko1 @soapachu God that sounds frightening. I hope you're ok! @Nialas_Dubh Unintentionally. Speed limit changed on A56, plus signal camera changed to speed camera. Signs woefull… https://t.co/QAf5ZmMB24 @Nialas_Dubh From a personal perspective, it would do me a HUGE favour if the court processes were delayed by about… https://t.co/MffuzhDaKK @wozzablog @soapachu I'd get the salt out just in case. I got a horrendous tooth infection when I was in Kenya. No… https://t.co/XAQS3nUOcN @Sarahjanewoo It is *terrible* hey @peopleareberks Em, you look excellent @wozzablog @soapachu Warm salt water mouth rinse a couple of times a day will help with infection and inflammation… https://t.co/77IP1wUQSG @Mollster14 Remember, only doggy style is safe @wozzablog @soapachu Buy painkillers. Dentists will be gawn.the notion that teachers literally have to put their lives on the line in order to be a "good teacher" is so fucked https://t.co/s4f6e77kAz
Retweeted by Emu Hp#Halloween https://t.co/TXfB88OpPM
Retweeted by Emu HpOn the bright side, folks in Manchester and Liverpool should be DEAD happy about our 13% payrise @soapachu I can do monday afternoon Thursday or friday morning. We have shows Thursday and friday evening lolololol @arthurchappell @EMU You're a tough cookie! Who needs bowels anyway?? Keep me posted, lots of love x @Hadlingtonshire Well, I dont imagine we will be completely restriction free (or indeed infection free) by spring though, do you...? @arthurchappell Oh dear, Arthur. That's really awful. I'm sorry, I hope you're ok x @Comedians4EU Purple @PietroBenito Dont be daft. I've been to Scotland. There arent any shops apart from outdoorsy clothing and the loca… https://t.co/sAthFxKn6Q @RishiSunak https://t.co/o8waBVsj07
Retweeted by Emu Hp @Comedians4EU @RishiSunak Well, he expected people in Manchester and Liverpool to live on 67% of that so... @a_roundtuit Yes, he said in speechSo why were low-paid workers in the North only worth 67%? The sheer injustice of it. https://t.co/Jw9spDiRDS
Retweeted by Emu Hp @agirlcalledlina Looks great. You look so young! @invented_not It baffles me that this concept needs explaining to adults @SaintTheJase I'm trying to imagine what for and my brain is coming up with some quite spectacular filth @Nialas_Dubh When you say that one iconic role, you're obviously talking about The Last Crusade, right?Not best pleased about this Sean Connery business, ngl https://t.co/veUydloKUV @drphiliplee1 @JoDickoLFC We? No. I was not involved in this @cantsey Fine by me @Sorrelish They've pretty much done that. It's the littlies though, they have no concept of social distancing @YesMissMurphy I cannot leave it alone thoughI just washed our lanyards. They were GROSS.“Do you have any regrets about increasing COVID cases by 17% through a very ill-thought-out scheme?” “Certainly no… https://t.co/Ixy9TAftP7
Retweeted by Emu Hp @phngluimglw13 Zero time for arseholes today @phngluimglw13 Hey Wade? Fuck off @thatbevbutcher Yes, of course their education is important. Ask him where it sits on Maslows hierarchy of need bc… https://t.co/CS3ldkcv2bHaving another #UKlockdown without shutting the schools is like brushing your teeth while eating a bag of wotsits.… https://t.co/7GbhXOhOEV
Retweeted by Emu Hp @cptnrawrpnts @toazti @cantsey @NormaliseSimon ...thatHere is a tweet that I am retweeting with a quote tweet because I haven't figured out how to do a proper retweet si… https://t.co/fVL5i160eC
Retweeted by Emu Hp @NormaliseSimon Just dont type anything and it treats it like a normal retweet like... @toazti Our lot dont want to do that bc it means no free babysitting for the grunt adults, so less lovely tax money for them @cantsey @Farrah_000 It's got to be the pooing weirdo @toazti Ours are trying to stay open but then a whole class will go down, or a year group, or 3 bubbles etc etc. Mi… https://t.co/oZFdKiB38BDay 31 of lockdown: I hadnt seen another human being in person for 7 days so I convinced myself that I had died and… https://t.co/uPhP3YKFLNIf they are suggesting full lockdown again they need to SHUT. THE FUCKING. SCHOOLS. Or it's going to be a big fat waste of everyone's time. @milquetoastable @AdpocalypseSoon You'd be more than welcome to but you might want to bring a child. I'll send you a link 😁 @AdpocalypseSoon Soups, curry, stew, chilli, paninis, salads, that kind of thing, all homemade. Cake. Booze. We use… https://t.co/hOWnpqtu67 @SimonThingy @PhilJDore @TheBluestStar 43, I still suck my thumb. Sometimes when I'm driving. @AdpocalypseSoon We have a cafe bar, its beautiful. And closed. https://t.co/kKMLIesMTB @CBallHitBallRun @wozzablog I appreciate an announcement bc it stops me worrying like when me and @YellsOnPoliticshttps://t.co/y5jAo4TDJT
10/31
2020
@Roger_Xanth_Day @ThatTimWalker @wozzablog I CANNOT LOOKI'm thinking about downloading Plants vs Zombies again but I feel I might never see daylight again @YellsOnPolitics Meh @ThatTimWalker @wozzablog My guess is he has no problem with drink at those nicely subsidised prices @People0UK I'm extraordinarily Disney in it @People0UK https://t.co/4tiLHVjY1eWorking out how to open 1. Our cafe and 2. Our shop all seems a bit futile when I envisage us being thrown into Tie… https://t.co/N1Kj3UEd3WWhat is this genre? 👀 https://t.co/CIW06VLbXF
Retweeted by Emu Hp @MrsJonJo Ps, dont worry about foxes. Cats fuck their shit up. I've seen it. @MrsJonJo As the mother of a long haired cat, you might want to think about getting her a 'hygiene shave' when she… https://t.co/tedGiMyxt3 @TheBluestStar Oh mate, that sounds crap. Ger drunk and shag? @claudianvm Ah yeah, omeprazole is prescription. But I highly recommend it, it's like a miracle @Sarahjanewoo You never used 2 condoms? @MrsJonJo Is she outdoor cat? @claudianvm Get some omeprazole if you haven't already @stevesitmail @JohnSimpsonNews Doubt he'd be quiet about thatSame vibe. https://t.co/bpLYbePvuP
Retweeted by Emu Hp @barneyfarmer Technically, Joseph was the original cuck @MyshkinFool Yeah but it's like an eargasm when it happensWhy did we let him off that zip line?
Retweeted by Emu Hp @Jenn7_4 Who dat @dorisisaway @soapachu No you're worseOk but why is it 14⁰ though Imagine the smell on public transport today https://t.co/bB8ZLzxoGD @MissLMunster @DorisVulva Amazon? @MsRobinHosking This could have gone on for a while if not for Google @MsJamandPickle They just have to keep arsing about with it, don't they?? It's like LEAVE IT ALONE, Dorsey. Its *fine* @MsJamandPickle I was jus being a betch https://t.co/I3j1BIhO1h @MsJamandPickle Incorrect? https://t.co/SLSbGug6qo @MsRobinHosking ? @andraswf Hasnt even seen you this morning meesterIt's nice that some people have opinions. They are wrong and stupid ofc, but its adorable that people are having themhttps://t.co/awvEyjUsr6 https://t.co/DskmLLRZ7W
Retweeted by Emu HpPlease do not tell trans folk that they should support the BBC because [reasons] when the state broadcaster has now… https://t.co/4BluFFJH2R
Retweeted by Emu Hp @ViscountLe8ton @instagram What you do??? Naughty step off insta?? My god, I post nudies on there @Wer_ko_der_ko She was under the covers but it's got the big duvet on and she was too hot #princess @Mundane_Matthew Great, so we're all winners here then @changed_gear Because they are cvnts, mateNetflix changed things https://t.co/SqmNCJbEr1 @Littlemisskatyb Tiny disaster capitalist
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