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Intelligence analyst and advisor to CEOs and governments. I break down global events into clear narratives and appropriate profanity.

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Joined Twitter 10/22/08


BREAKING: Barr says Trump can lie about raping people if he does it while president. https://t.co/i2PnKQe0Ug
Retweeted by Eric Garland @marceelias 😀💪💪💪🇺🇸🚨🚨🚨BREAKING: U.S., Supreme Court DENIES Republican effort to block Pennsylvania Supreme Court's voting decision.… https://t.co/Fzs7ZXR0ID
Retweeted by Eric Garlandhttps://t.co/mivQjpm6PHCan you confirm that your ex-CEO was Trump's Secretary of State when they made the largest arms deal in history wit… https://t.co/TKtiFhZ7DDDoing the criming part out loud. https://t.co/nyFkRtk7ds
Retweeted by Eric GarlandElection simulation > Netflix & chillHmm. 🧐 https://t.co/BdxxyPLM1sJoe Biden always provided a needed shot of adrenaline at difficult times by saying, “Come on, folks…we’re the Unite… https://t.co/esF0WGByGA
Retweeted by Eric Garland🚨After the #Sturgis motorcycle rally (Aug 7-16) in #SouthDakota, attended by ~500,000 people, new #coronavirus case… https://t.co/wPprxMJI9K
Retweeted by Eric Garland @karolcummins Weird.BOOOOOOOM!!! 😍😎⚖️⚖️⚖️⚖️⚖️⚖️⚖️ https://t.co/Q9Qa7BuliO2020 just keeps on being 2020: 7.5 magnitude earthquake off the Alaskan coast / Aleutian Island chain. Tsunami warn… https://t.co/skjEvZTCYq
Retweeted by Eric GarlandWhat starts at GAO could end up at The Hague in this case. 😠 https://t.co/AyjwvDI5lgAfter getting caught cheating in the Olympics with a pervasive doping program and being banned for four years, the… https://t.co/xGBr26sunu
Retweeted by Eric GarlandMUST READ: How Biden will revitalize the Intelligence Community. This is music to so many ears. Great article. https://t.co/1KOixH0Hvm @GenMhayden *ahem* https://t.co/0a6oryRzbm @GenMhayden I didn't whistle past it. @pdacosta Seems like 2008 was a warmup... @JoeBiden BIDEN OCTOBER SURPRISES THUS FAR: ✅ Sent text that he loves his son ✅ Wants to listen to infectious disea… https://t.co/uMuROgBIQh...yes https://t.co/LZyAQugqoW
Retweeted by Eric GarlandP.P.S. Ever notice certain US MSM journalists compared Trump-Russia to Alex Jones - until the advent of QAnon, when… https://t.co/fLM2qRRcjBP.S. In an unrelated matter, ever wonder how Alex Jones had so many details of 9/11 right in July 2001 - when he’s… https://t.co/nOOCc8BRswIt’s almost like QAnon is an operation to spread an insanely complex, idiotic fake conspiracy among a gullible popu… https://t.co/dugPz9WHdEQAnon content HOSTED BY RUSSIANS? NO! WAY!!!! 😜 https://t.co/MWcQwJC6bPHey, is Russian intelligence’s effect on elections still liberal conspiracy theory? Just checking in. @911CORLEBRA777 @Geurtie @JamesFourM @thespybrief @JackPosobiec HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA 🤣 @KlasfeldReports @CourthouseNews Shorter: "F**k off with all your horseshit." @gregolear https://t.co/eVPQ0w181S @DemopJ I can't even with these people. 😂I won't resort to simplified Mandarin to tell you that pics are not your friend. https://t.co/lpwM1ebrEK
Retweeted by Eric GarlandBREAKING: Second Circuit AFFIRMS a lower court's order to unseal documents related to Ghislaine Maxwell's civil cas… https://t.co/Z6SRbUEPq5
Retweeted by Eric GarlandToday's GRU indictment is an incredible document. The Five Eyes intelligence communities, I would suspect, must hav… https://t.co/UyVxOGXSfG
Retweeted by Eric Garland @drcraigfleisher yes and yes!Anticipating the harsh judgment of history, Trump’s enablers are lashing out. At everyone. It will be said that wh… https://t.co/9xnR5saZjM
Retweeted by Eric GarlandMind you, THESE ARE PEOPLE WHO USED PAUL MANAFORT, WHO USED WHATSAPP TO SEND THEM REPUBLICAN POLLING DATA THROUGH R… https://t.co/rvUs74x3zsHey if #FVEY can hack Russian intelligence's cyberwarfare units themselves, then... ...jeez, could we also hack th… https://t.co/ITINBgJzPz @NCSCgov WANTED FOR MULTIPLE ACTS OF SUCKING AT OPSECBelow are the six officers in Unit 74455 of the Russian Main Intelligence Directorate (GRU) charged in an indictmen… https://t.co/hEG7rcuJPF
Retweeted by Eric GarlandOne element of the ongoing protests in Belarus is a renewed interest in the Belarusian language, currently only act… https://t.co/rR39x4djyo
Retweeted by Eric GarlandTHREAD. Russian intel - and every other miscreant that worked with them - is not done being completely caught for t… https://t.co/G7COwU7EefREMINDER: THE GOP HAS BEEN COVERING UP THE ACTIVITIES OF THE ABOVE-INDICTED RUSSIAN INTELLIGENCE AGENCY FOR YEARS -… https://t.co/JP8coUgUseREMINDER: If the *law enforcement agencies* of adversary nations have your intelligence officers to the point of CR… https://t.co/yxSZ6XG7aD1. I believe NATO Article 5 should be immediately triggered for attacking France alone. OTHER HACKING OPERATIONS R… https://t.co/CpYotYEW4lBREAKING: RUSSIAN INTELLIGENCE OPSEC COMPLETELY SUCKS; DUTCH HAD THEM ON VIDEO 1-2.5 YEARS; THEY'RE INDICTED FOR SU… https://t.co/IG4KqCUb47FBI Deputy Director David Bowdich highlights the NotPetya malware attacks on a U.S. hospital in the Western Distric… https://t.co/2wyctL3yeLThe FBI is lighting up Russian Military Intelligence for its global attacks. You know - the intel service that hel… https://t.co/EfIxajBfnL#FBI Deputy Director David Bowdich will join our partners from the @TheJusticeDept for a press conference today reg… https://t.co/78AnSslfZR
Retweeted by Eric GarlandIf you worked for the Executive Branch on this passive genocide, NOW is likely your last possible moment to call th… https://t.co/0h9bjVEkQFI don't dispute the story, but the language is too pretty. I suggest: Agent of hostile foreign powers sabotaged th… https://t.co/yzBWIbJQQX @DrDenaGrayson @GOP Cruelty is the point.‼️The Trump administration tried to *end food stamp benefits* for 700,000 unemployed people DURING A PANDEMIC, but… https://t.co/80n2LXcsXB
Retweeted by Eric GarlandRep .@AdamSchiff attempts humor in this video we made for https://t.co/hYaQsyqaoY. They have all tools and informa… https://t.co/9DR9z4Djlh
Retweeted by Eric GarlandUnacceptable: "College students in at least three counties in Pennsylvania who attempted to register to vote online… https://t.co/jnTLpsoicS
Retweeted by Eric GarlandWith a governor who refuses to follow the recommendations of public health experts, COVID spreads unchecked in Miss… https://t.co/pfbMCkSEji @911CORLEBRA777 @thespybrief @lauferlaw Those darn Belgians! Again!The potatos aren't enough. Aeroflot employees stole $50 million in Apple devices & products to take back to Russia.… https://t.co/hONj5vSujR
Retweeted by Eric Garland @SenJoniErnst Does she know the spot price of corn and soybeans? @eshap @JoeBiden And did Egypt give you $10 million? What do you owe Al-Sisi?How much information do you put on your social media? Social media sites provide ample opportunities for hostile a… https://t.co/AFdlmJCuNF
Retweeted by Eric Garland @arosegregory REM: Shiny Happy People. Argument over, winner: Gen X.Yes, Rick, we know you’re pro human trafficking. https://t.co/mHNa4bQ8MlTuesday and Wednesday could pave the way for an unredacted Mueller Report. https://t.co/2wNfB5qHI8How many in the media had this traitor as a contact or source? 🧐 https://t.co/fLoQv4128z @MingGao26 More than one. @DemopJ https://t.co/B8TBOPPqy8"Alexander Vinnik, who is also wanted in the United States and in Russia, faces up to ten years in prison at his Pa… https://t.co/z2m8ZSR8sW
Retweeted by Eric Garland @JoeBiden The ads don't just write themselves...he's now writing the campaign talking points. 2020!...yes https://t.co/RzZ3j3zoAL
Retweeted by Eric Garland#OTD 2009: David Nozette, a former scientist with DoE, DoD and NASA, was arrested for attempting to provide classif… https://t.co/X37KNu3WBQ
Retweeted by Eric Garland @glennkirschner2 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀We’ll be creating a citizens brigade of court watchers who can report in real time to https://t.co/8EJCA9ww1u ALL m… https://t.co/qk2qqvQvtg
Retweeted by Eric Garland @Geurtie @thespybrief @911CORLEBRA777 Imma go out on a limb and surmise it ain’t the only thing goin’ on there. @RandyRainbow Same. @gregolear Pretty simple. And it should affect a great many. They were warned.The editors are either terrible at their jobs, in which case they should be fired, or they are actively disseminati… https://t.co/mJ2qDr2Im4
Retweeted by Eric GarlandFederal judge strikes down Trump plan to slash food stamps for 700,000 unemployed Americans, via @hsu_spencer https://t.co/MgfWkUpA1O
Retweeted by Eric Garland @davidcicilline Lummoxes.Oh look. The New York Post’s attempt to smear the Bidens is already collapsing in on itself. Shocker. https://t.co/KOFJ3EMI5V
Retweeted by Eric GarlandCNN featuring “The Insiders” ratting out Trump: This next week...I suspect Trump will be going through some things. 😈 @AustinHighsmith @TheAmericansFX GOP Headquarters.Wear a mask. Wash your hands. Vote out Donald Trump.
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10/19
2020
Braidy Industries - KY company that accepted $15 million investment from the state and Oleg Deripaska's Rusal had p… https://t.co/ljfNkRwBOt
Retweeted by Eric GarlandImagine what horrid news GOP is hearing such that they’re nervously throwing Trump under the bus this weekend while… https://t.co/N0UEbIiB73Rudolph Giuliani is a traitor.
Retweeted by Eric Garlandhahahahhahhahahaaaaaaaaaassa😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂 https://t.co/3GX2vmifjW @TheRickWilson My answer: “I needed a job and money and an unbesmirched reputation, too. I just also needed a count… https://t.co/jBLHV4JGFB @pesachlattin @enuminous @RonJohnsonWI @FBI @SecretService How long did they possess illegal child abuse media? How… https://t.co/I9EbP22ViRSo @RonJohnsonWI says now he saw child porn on the laptop that Russians gave to Bannon. Which means that Ron Johns… https://t.co/t3oqYisq9k
Retweeted by Eric Garland @MingGao26 Rats on meth in bag consume each other. Moar news at LAL O’Clock 😂 @john_sipher American Senators who spend July 4 in Moscow are woefully short on shame, by definition. @SophieSRapp Yup. @brianrayguitar The Crimea Boys!BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA *snort* HABAAAAHAHAAAAAA 🤣🖕 https://t.co/v63g7V5fUqREMINDER: If you don't want Russian disinformation in our elections, don't mention it, much less fact check it. Those liars can pound sand.If Mazars' tax preparation for Trump in 2016 shows the transfer from that Egyptian bank, or an attempt to cover it… https://t.co/kgxqOuaUjk1. Mazars did Trump's taxes in the 2016 period when Trump evidently receive a $10 million bribe from Egypt to run h… https://t.co/sYiExqKrC1 @iNicfus Excellent. Question. 🧐 @sjyellehS Thanks. 😀 @ErnestTroost 1. CNN had the full story Wednesday. But none of the major networks - not even CNN, I don't think - r… https://t.co/RMM3dfs991
10/18
2020

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