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I are coder; I can brain. Literally anti puppy kicking^H^H^H^HFascism. Using 'lame' disparagingly is ableist. (he/him/his)

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Joined Twitter 12/3/08


@DrSeanWilkes Ooh, I gotta go with Bobbie Draper (#5) on that one. Simple, classic, but still distinctive. If we HA… https://t.co/msQbVHSzwR @danielpayette @DouggieJones @JacksonBockus @the_moviebob What the fuck does that even mean The "proper transporta… https://t.co/5Lm65aCsqV
Retweeted by Shawn Muses Quietly @KBSpangler Not really a joke, as such, but did you know every time you flush a traditional toilet a flapper opens… https://t.co/xJYhgIjBx0
1/23
2020
@lasrina (I'm flying to New Zealand in 6 months; I have a passport. 😉) @lasrina Crap, that reminds me, I need to renew my driver's license before by birthday in two weeks, but I never go… https://t.co/DsWJ0ZQF9T @lasrina If that's your biggest adulting failure you're doing better than me! 😆 I've been "planning" to email a cou… https://t.co/PKepSxgEjc @KameronHurley Read The Mirror Empire on a long business trip a couple years back. Bought Broken Heavens on releas… https://t.co/9yF8v5F2s8 @Elli_Trans Yeah, being offered something then having it taken away can be worse than never having been offered it… https://t.co/rZFHWLiFEu @rival_elf *grasp, dang it...ADA compliance is NOT OPTIONAL A transit company should not look into paying extra to have a separate ADA complian… https://t.co/nfb4iKlMlK
Retweeted by Shawn Muses Quietly @rival_elf "OK, so I think I have a basic graph of elliptic curve cryptography now, but can we talk about Andrew Wi… https://t.co/DCG2jqlqdA @kinkkink @KaraNSlade @danielstroud @netflix Well sure, if you wear the vestments properly you open up a direct lin… https://t.co/fVkwku9OJg @NeolithicSheep And the trademark gives the Wi-Fi Consortium legal teeth to get non-compliant vendors to remove the… https://t.co/YrtBrHtMox @NeolithicSheep And to licence the trademark you have to prove compliance to the standard, yes. So that when consu… https://t.co/VA7aQeW5cc#GretaNotYouHaHa https://t.co/forJjmYkm3Speaking as a father of two who works hard to provide for my family, fuck this dude! Wife is absolutely NTA. https://t.co/fMWg7pP8t8 @Halftongue Sorry, missed the tweet #GretaNotYouHaHa @jephjacques I mean, *I* wouldn't kick Yay out of bed, but their mere existence isn't all THAT sexual...We had an idea to demonstrate the impact an artist brings to a comic script. We gave artists a one page script writ… https://t.co/w0I6ktdnSv
Retweeted by Shawn Muses Quietly @jephjacques Or maybe just joint pain. It's a crapshoot, really...I love our clients some times. "The conveyor won't run! Critical off-hours support request! We can't work! Fear! F… https://t.co/iZr0rwHeif @KBSpangler I'll take that bet. He's never cared what anyone but the Fox talking heads say, and they're too busy in… https://t.co/9DsD1XGKlfPrep: eBay us up a random bunch of Pentium-era PC hardware. Day 1: trying to get a dozen or so PCs built & running.… https://t.co/gNt62RPbfI"Ladies and gentlemen, yes, my client handed the bank teller a note saying 'this is a robbery, give me the money or… https://t.co/FoelvkjkzB
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1/22
2020
@UrsulaV STET: Grammerly is for cover letters (which you'll be needing soon), not for novels. @NeolithicSheep I got you; check your Paypal. You deserve something fun to wear after your morning.My 20-month investigation into oil & gas radioactivity has just been published. Waste spilled, spread, dumped acros… https://t.co/IacHZ3xk34
Retweeted by Shawn Muses Quietly @UrsulaV I mean pedantic is one thing, but that's just SLOPPY. @UrsulaV STET: What is this, middle school?! I've been a professional writer for longer than you've been ALIVE! 😆Neat! (Note that the teapot is food-safe, just don't try to eat the pot itself! Alpha radiation is shielded by a… https://t.co/MhLZ6KGmfJ @KBSpangler @jephjacques Ball in cage! Can't reach ball! Is crime! Who crimed? Was you?! @laurelyn_ Enh. Given the way the DCCC has treated AOC & Crew, I'm not sure being a capital-D Democrat is all it's… https://t.co/ER2GPcZ32a @cityofhysteria @harto @BernieSanders @ewarren They both stood up for themselves and the truth as they remembered i… https://t.co/uI4bzcxTDf @NeolithicSheep 17 and I've lived in a (Northern) city my whole life. I am an adventurous eater, though! @Halftongue Hey, Spoilers! 😉omg beibei danger noodle!!!!!!!! SO fierce. blep https://t.co/O6E0VBJQWz
Retweeted by Shawn Muses Quietly @harto @BernieSanders I've been waiting for @ewarren to run ever since she fought for the CFPB in Dodd-Frank, and I… https://t.co/UBeILnc0LR @AngryBlackLady Considering that most of my fellow white folk seem to think he would approve of them just being nic… https://t.co/64QDqAmr8y
1/21
2020
@randileeharper Don't blame ya. It's a real risk. @randileeharper Alternatively, if you can get the remote apart without damaging it, you can break out a magnifying… https://t.co/tWUEiwfOLj @randileeharper Yeah. You might be able to get a SDR (software-defined radio) card and start trying to work it out,… https://t.co/J7CkyRHNF2 @EthelMercaptan @EllipsisGoblins Yep. Van Eck INTENDED it to be disquieting. He succeeded. So much so that a centur… https://t.co/bIjXEURgZm @sarahkendzior @PattyArquette Everyone knows the opening of the Fifth Symphony, but the fourth movement is probably… https://t.co/iiDNRZFQ5z @AngryBlackLady Everybody knows the first movement of the Fifth Symphony, but the fourth movement is probably my al… https://t.co/VqQOY14J5Dhi fun fact and reminder: a lot of advertised products/services that people claim “are for lazy people” actually gr… https://t.co/aXTP2EHs4Z
Retweeted by Shawn Muses Quietly @Tim_Kimber @KameronHurley Also, I think in some ways she finds this season's political maneuvering MORE stressful… https://t.co/7D7xHFlaSV @RevDaniel Yeah, I can see where you've reached a level of Twitter pseudo-fame where you need to be ON all the time… https://t.co/ib6sMqsqmN @lasrina You cleaned them. The smell is gone. Therefore there's nothing to be ashamed of any more!
1/20
2020
I'd heard of snowplows, of course. Everyone has. But I'd always thought they were a myth--one of the stories we tel… https://t.co/O5wFfxakky
1/19
2020
@pbrane @vihartvihart I started out that way as well, but I'm not sure that's obvious without actually doing the ma… https://t.co/PoerQHceflWhat the actual fuck, Amtrak? Even if it really does cost you $25k to unbolt a couple seats--I am extremely skeptic… https://t.co/xwvnZTTwjX
1/18
2020
@AngryBlackLady Um, is it perhaps time for some Breath of the Wild? 😉 @UrsulaV See, you could do that, it's not so scary! Er, that is to say, I remain ever at your service, my Lady! @tinytempest Here's another non-cis take I learned from: https://t.co/GE89E0X2hf @NeolithicSheep Thorough. I like thorough.I JUST GOT REJECTED FOR SUBMITTING A PERFECT PULL REQUEST!
Retweeted by Shawn Muses QuietlyYes, I'm retweeting an advertisement. I lol'd. No idea what the connection to the brand is, though... https://t.co/nTE0nCd6XJ @kylev I lol'd @NeolithicSheep I'd be interested to know the plans to "remove mud from H.O. property" Actually dig it out and repl… https://t.co/7ygHB0KlgB @UrsulaV The button placement in that first one is art all on its own! 😆Kamala Harris just convinced Senate Republicans to put Trump judicial appointments on hold pending the impeachment… https://t.co/afiNxhXx1s
Retweeted by Shawn Muses QuietlyMounting a vigorous defense of a shitbag client in a court of law does not make you a dirty lawyer or a bad person.… https://t.co/s7teU8TN05 @r0wdy_ @SwiftOnSecurity I'm certain the one on the left is fake, but only because I know that's not what FedEx tra… https://t.co/swgiHW3SNr @UrsulaV ... prized for my hardwood ...St. Peter don't call me 'cause I can't go; I owe my soul to the SpaceX store. https://t.co/6Fcodr1VA2America’s law & order, I-hate-criminals-more-than-you culture is so stupidly ingrained that even the most “liberal”… https://t.co/ZiVDqPIv4c
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1/17
2020
@intelligentwat 🦔🦔🦔Christopher Tolkien made the entire field of Tolkien Studies. He made it. Without his lifetime’s effort to curate h… https://t.co/0J2P0h1evq
Retweeted by Shawn Muses QuietlyHow in God’s name is this the first time ever? The Americans with Disabilities Act has been around for 30 years. https://t.co/1S2QqHjioV
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1/16
2020
this is not a heartwarming story, preschoolers shouldn't have to do fundraisers to pay for brain cancer treatment f… https://t.co/9tEATDjRpw
Retweeted by Shawn Muses Quietly @randileeharper Propaganda via gig economy? I.e. somebody using something like taskrabbit to get real people to spr… https://t.co/cB0LwMBMCr
1/15
2020
But I see Elizabeth Warren as somebody who knows how to build working coalitions, and makes practical policy sugges… https://t.co/QW6tTh7u9V
Retweeted by Shawn Muses Quietly @leahmcelrath @TeenVogue Here's Rebecca Traister with a much more nuanced take: https://t.co/18CQUQGpltI wrote about it. What could go wrong. https://t.co/HjAbiiSAWZ
Retweeted by Shawn Muses QuietlyIf I had to guess where the #RefundWarren and #ITrustBernie hashtags started, I'd be looking at the same Russian tr… https://t.co/Ab5y1BIoXz
Retweeted by Shawn Muses Quietly @AngryBlackLady The Normalest!
1/14
2020
@cre8astage @leahmcelrath @TeenVogue Oh, agreed! @leahmcelrath @TeenVogue FWIW, I found the article much more balanced than the headline. @KBSpangler Your corpse, a throw rug, some structural component of the house, whatever's handy, really... @AngryBlackLady Sounds to me like somebody's worried she could win.Evergreen tweet https://t.co/Om0yW7vaYBHe may be a corrupt ass, but he has no better reason to expect a fair trial than any of the rest of us facing the v… https://t.co/1e7XgFpey5Look, insisting that if Trump were innocent he would WANT a trial in the Senate ignores the reality that The Govern… https://t.co/89dpGL38mM @KBSpangler Or a bad motion sensor. 🤞 @EleanorFrisch @UrsulaV This! It's not that unusual for people to find "wrong" gender underwear comfortable--bodies… https://t.co/hcQzmeym48
1/13
2020
Honestly can the world just get off Lizzo’s dick already? The woman can outrun, out dance, out sing, out sex, out e… https://t.co/mYNUCNBDS5
Retweeted by Shawn Muses QuietlyEvery time I see RBG trending my heart drops, but this is very good news! https://t.co/1nT9VHYp4a
1/9
2020
Brianna is a smart lady working hard to unseat a useless milquetoast incumbent. You should follow her. https://t.co/5A1AUxEWPKBrilliant! https://t.co/Wh3Q3gNIHZ
1/8
2020
apparently a freight train in Minnesota was leaking corn https://t.co/85mWkR8IvI
Retweeted by Shawn Muses Quietly @Nnedi @silas944 @soul_blacksheep Yeah, if years on this hellsite hasn't driven you to it nothing will. ;) @Halftongue Nah, Lindsey is a slippery little shit. No danger to plumbing.I'd lose my mind over a Warren/Castro ticket. My God. I'd be running through the streets howling VOOOOOOOOOOOTE
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1/6
2020
@ejfeddes Just binged the whole thing yesterday, and yeah, there's a LOT of implied backstory. I never really felt… https://t.co/oxtip574PX
1/5
2020
@KBSpangler @NeolithicSheep @UrsulaV Collaboration! You draw the lady with the antelope boobs, Ursula draws the antelopes! @AngryBlackLady And Zelda? 😉Wow, where to start with how wrong this is... 1. There were 19 hijackers on 9/11, not twelve. 2. Soleimani, an Ir… https://t.co/tPeUUAgQZ3
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1/4
2020
Dear lovely cis people: If you're not familiar with trans people, it can seem easy to say the wrong thing. I see y… https://t.co/lrMsGmf0vz
Retweeted by Shawn Muses Quietly @Popehat Don't forget whether or not you should wash your legs in the shower... @scalzi Time to hook that drum set up to some speakers and scare the cats!
1/3
2020

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