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I are coder; I can brain? Using 'lame' disparagingly is ableist. (he/him/his) #SMQMoves

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@ejfeddes It's called collaboration, ya doofus; you ALL come out of it funnier than you went in.
8/9
2020
Peloton yesterday, just forgot to post it. Took some old fencing to a dumpster and shuffled half-a-ton of brick aro… https://t.co/qNj3uUwp7N @intelligentwat This Is How You Lose the Time War. Wierd, beautiful prose, heartbreaking.Yakko Warner sings the nations you can currently travel to from the US without restrictions. https://t.co/3of64izHrO
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8/8
2020
@ejfeddes I'm sorry life is so shitty right now, man. I feel ya. Stop by some time. We'll share a socially-dista… https://t.co/wYwsyA2Rfm @ejfeddes Two or three days of scruff works for that too. Just enough to make it clear that I intended to shave bu… https://t.co/6BKuNZUZ2K @ejfeddes I went the opposite way and shaved mine off completely because it was just too itchy while wearing a mask… https://t.co/orNBMgM5QT
8/7
2020
Back at it after a lovely anniversary weekend threw me out of the habit again. #SMQMoves https://t.co/wGVzAeQ5UF https://t.co/mayPh9VsUQ
8/6
2020
quote mistaking unquote. Failing to confirm the vehicle description before handcuffing a family with young childre… https://t.co/tbXHAOkglkI'm generally an optimist, but when it comes to democracy and autocratic leaders, wishfully thinking "it will all b… https://t.co/EeOuFKqz1G
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8/5
2020
when all else fails just reply to conspiracy theorists with stock photos of cyber women and corn. the less sense it… https://t.co/iW6dJKT7J9
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8/4
2020
I repeat he googled 'red dye recipe' and the first result was the one from the video game zelda breath of the w… https://t.co/OAitae4iFX
Retweeted by Shawn Mash QuadsI did the reading so you don’t have to. We are in a new golden age. One where SFFH is variegated and diverse and… https://t.co/LXSlOIAsT3
Retweeted by Shawn Mash QuadsThe last three paragraphs https://t.co/gkS99aItq9
Retweeted by Shawn Mash Quads @scalzi Well fuck.Men's Wearhouse is filing for bankruptcy so if you have any men to return make sure to do it soon
Retweeted by Shawn Mash QuadsMueller did not magically rescue us all. The impeachment process did not magically rescue us all. The Democrati… https://t.co/TqM7KFgEid
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8/3
2020
Take a moment to read this breathtaking final essay from Representative John Lewis, the man who taught us how to ma… https://t.co/tBxF8Fhxqa
Retweeted by Shawn Mash Quads @UrsulaV That's OK; listening to the people who DID predict it (e.g. @sarahkendzior) is depressing as hell. INFORM… https://t.co/CsEupzrOgo @archane Welcome to KittiSaurus/CreamHeroes https://t.co/yNxQPjLLHP https://t.co/DpxqxdtvHz https://t.co/OYERqakIjKSimulated hill training! #SMQMoves https://t.co/JplWu9LrqT https://t.co/UzSdJLaAVu
7/30
2020
@tinytempest no, no, (and also no). @lasrina Had a client recently for whom "turn off each [device] individually using the power switch" was too compli… https://t.co/gmeCKXqRrXJust another protest sign with a good message on it. https://t.co/VUAG4MhyKO
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7/29
2020
Don't miss out on this awesome bundle ending Wednesday! Big thanks to @GailSimone @Karnythia @theblerdgurlhttps://t.co/aLMuJz4U2N
Retweeted by Shawn Mash QuadsSomeone shared this on Facebook and I LOVE it. https://t.co/PvzBKl4i17
Retweeted by Shawn Mash Quads @KBSpangler Those look like the kind of landscaping I'd expect to see at a "resort" golf course... @Halftongue Actors in various films spend hours each morning having prosthetics glued to various body parts, includ… https://t.co/gTGQCpotrJ @Halftongue I ... actually kinda love it?"I refuse to get any COVID vaccine because that's how they track you," they post from their phone, and then check t… https://t.co/LM9K8i4BZs
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7/27
2020
Forgot to record it, but 2-mile walk this morning at the in-laws'. Back to the Peloton tomorrow. #SMQMoves
7/26
2020
Sorry but if the spectacle of a ragtag band of savvy Home Depot shoppers armed with $50 leaf blowers choking out fe… https://t.co/kW5ps2Rks3
Retweeted by Shawn Mash QuadsI have a car restoration joke, b Ut it haaaas so. me probleeemms that need to be fixed. https://t.co/JfI6Nzw6Wj
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7/25
2020
@RevDaniel Ooohhhh, want!
7/21
2020
#SMQMoves https://t.co/n8vx953En2 https://t.co/KWEP8PYdAZ
7/20
2020
That's right, I'm back, beaches! No more mental excuses. #SMQMoves https://t.co/uMvqoQHw78 https://t.co/q04p3Ggh5QNot having bothered to understand why this is the case while having run on a platform of "trust me, I understand te… https://t.co/lmAy6hzgw6
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7/19
2020
Also can’t think of a better way to celebrate John Lewis than protesting the shit out of some racists.
Retweeted by Shawn Mash QuadsCaught a Napoleonfish today to finish out the July Critterpedia. I has a happy. #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons
7/18
2020
So, basically, federal agents are roaming local streets uninvited arresting people for vandalism on the pretext the… https://t.co/dEBEdVl73t
Retweeted by Shawn Mash Quads @AndiEwington Ooh, treasure hunt!Michael W. Smith Wonder what he's up to these days, anyway. (But not enough to actually check. 😆) https://t.co/ROgKl3lqKkThis whole thread is gold! https://t.co/J6ChKbKb8yBird: ‘I want to buttstab the Dog’ DM: ‘Sorry, what?’ Bird: ‘I want to buttstab the Dog-‘ DM: ‘I thought you sa… https://t.co/73mC5cUKq4
Retweeted by Shawn Mash Quads~⭐️~Did You Know~⭐️~ I sell cookie recipes on @Gumroad? 5-star rated cookie recipes? All priced $1 or $2! We're a… https://t.co/MWHeHgnN8e
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7/17
2020
"The science should not stand in the way of this" is an excellent way to explain your third-grader's artistic take… https://t.co/vkqhSXQCBg
Retweeted by Shawn Mash Quads"So Henry Cavill just builds a gaming rig in his tank top" is absolutely the set up to a porno and yet, here we are… https://t.co/LTT6aDYhIe
Retweeted by Shawn Mash QuadsIn computer science we call this the zero-one-infinity principle. It's often reasonable to limit the user to 0 or 1… https://t.co/Dx1XCr4Gob(And don't spout any nonsense about "realism" when I can fit a whole-ass Whale Shark in my "pockets" in a cute litt… https://t.co/8QNn2WK070Potentially-unpopular opinion: every video game with an inventory should have unlimited inventory slots. Yes, that… https://t.co/Nvoo3ikZDx
7/16
2020
My mom got a pulse oximeter. She asked me to put a mask on and check to see how my blood oxygen lowers. I put a m… https://t.co/7ICa8G9luY
Retweeted by Shawn Mash QuadsThe rabbinic *style* is indeed convoluted and legalistic. Christians have spent millennia confusing style with substance.
Retweeted by Shawn Mash QuadsChristian friends, I want you to read this thread and rethink everything you’ve been taught about those supposedly… https://t.co/AXhX4iYECb
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7/13
2020
The Last Feather Rye from @JourneymanDist may just make the perfect Manhattan. Fell in love a couple years ago and… https://t.co/XGwAJCx1pg
7/11
2020
I'm 40 people away from 2000 followers!
Retweeted by Shawn Mash QuadsWhat is a hero? My humble answer: someone who has experienced deep loss or suffering and channeled that experienc… https://t.co/obfpDMPOSC
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7/10
2020
@ejfeddes Yes. Multiple times a day. This may not be the worst timeline--after all, we're not all dead YET--but it'… https://t.co/dLGUEkyH9zIf you're not reading @SCOTUSblog 's traditional end-of-term round of responses to folks tweeting at them as though… https://t.co/j9xFbKdGXgA universal public defender program? .@RobinSteinberg blew my mind with this idea in November. Read… https://t.co/6ZkKZv2eoS
Retweeted by Shawn Mash Quads @essemque "I'm just saying, if there are two doors and one of them is the fine vintage, it's got to be one in two!"… https://t.co/FGagkcmy0x
Retweeted by Shawn Mash Quads @onyxaminedlife You know that. And I know that. But a surprising number of otherwise intelligent people seem to pre… https://t.co/WF1FH7utji @onyxaminedlife "You've chosen door number two. We'll now reveal that behind door number one is ... a stone mason a… https://t.co/0CbGCId7YJthis kind of honesty from a corporation is so refreshing. i wish the US government would take a lesson from Steak-… https://t.co/N2YeOxLzqr
Retweeted by Shawn Mash QuadsAlso please show @intelligentwat some love. Her @tordotcom story The Night Sun is amazing. Pick it up digitally.
Retweeted by Shawn Mash Quads @LunaStarGays @UrsulaV In computer programming circles this is known as a "clbuttic" problem.I downloaded a mobile game the other day bc I'm at that stage of quarantine boredom, and this game used to call the… https://t.co/zSk4k0N36A
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7/9
2020
"Cancel culture" is just the people deciding not to buy your stuff and then talking about that decision. You know.… https://t.co/miJWjJ10pY
Retweeted by Shawn Mash Quadsyou are now having a good day, you're welcome https://t.co/ppfUpAozax
Retweeted by Shawn Mash QuadsThis. Much thanks to those of you bigger folks willing to make this hellsite work for you so us little folks can h… https://t.co/PkIE9drq6T
7/8
2020
Ooohh! Backed! https://t.co/A1t09tPwlT
7/7
2020
So while Wallace wasn't personally targeted, the larger issue here is that NASCAR has a culture of casual racism th… https://t.co/XW5Zf17cgg
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7/6
2020
America stopped being able to differentiate between "Freedom" and "you're not the boss of me" and that's why we can… https://t.co/ImDhTzjU0z
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7/4
2020
Miles Morales literally said “Anyone can wear the mask” at the end of Into the Spider-Verse yet a lot of you still don’t
Retweeted by Shawn Mash Quads @intelligentwat Care about ya, lady. @Halftongue That one's almost worthy of Asimov. (Who was also an asshole...) @intelligentwat (And then we watched Pixar's newest, Onward, about the lengths two kids would go to for one more da… https://t.co/pdSuBns5p7 @intelligentwat 🦔🦔🦔 @intelligentwat I hear ya. (CN: suicidal ideation) yesterday, for the first time in a very long time, when the litt… https://t.co/5tiETeOy5D
6/30
2020
JK Rowling unfollowing Stephen King and deleting her tweets in support of him because he said trans women are women… https://t.co/32GvIahw23
Retweeted by Shawn Mash QuadsIf your church is filled with American flags, it’s because you’ve already pushed God out the building. https://t.co/L2meX75GBj
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6/29
2020
It me https://t.co/edFSmunGeH
6/28
2020
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6/24
2020
If you’re still wearing a mask when you go out, please retweet this tweet. I would just like to see how much common… https://t.co/Q8JeDcw6xb
Retweeted by Shawn Mash QuadsCan we all agree that cooking & cleaning is a basic life skill and not a gender role??????
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6/22
2020
Read and pass on. People need to know what the illness is like. https://t.co/GgRjz0vXIN
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6/20
2020
@emilybuckshot What they get up to back there when I'm out fishing for 6 hours is none of my business!Something everyone in US politics should understand: the GOP is the farthest right major party in any developed dem… https://t.co/TpHx26JyUL
Retweeted by Shawn Mash QuadsEnslaved people Unlearning “slaves” as defining people by their involuntary condition in this regard may be difficult but we can do it
Retweeted by Shawn Mash QuadsIf this was an rpg and you found an item with 30% disease resist and you had an empty slot you'd equip that motherf… https://t.co/jgFmPhbCNO
Retweeted by Shawn Mash QuadsMy favorite game NOW that was released that year is (the US version of) the original Legend of Zelda, but I didn't… https://t.co/VWrAsnvJPrI want you all to scrape out any last shred of naivete or incredulity you might have about this. These fuckers kne… https://t.co/NomMnQ4aZl
Retweeted by Shawn Mash Quadsstrange fruit growing again and people saying racism is a myth.
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6/19
2020
It's not that Chief Justice Roberts is a closet progressive. He's not. It's that the Trump administration is *real… https://t.co/vkVn8h2G4c
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6/18
2020
The fear that predatory cis men will transition in order to get access to women-only spaces is equivalent to fearin… https://t.co/zp3Y3XCa8v
Retweeted by Shawn Mash QuadsPeople are up in arms claiming they didn't know that Aunt Jemima was based on a racist stereotype and that pretty m… https://t.co/GRrhKzZLhB
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6/17
2020
@jimchines Left, I think, but it's a close call.So I'm seeing cosplayers talking about looking forward to doing cons since "everything is reopening". DO. NOT. GO.… https://t.co/ESi5jI4lUj
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6/16
2020
Alito is PISSED AT GORSUCH for betraying Antonin Scalia's legacy! I can't even. Suck on it you old coot! https://t.co/8LQLv5FRo5
6/15
2020

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