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I'm basically Bob The Builder, just less cool - worlds best doggy dad - Luckiest Unlucky person

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Joined Twitter 9/25/13


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I don't know about you, but this is the winner for me. https://t.co/4e3B0N60N1
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Retweeted by Overflowing TrashcanI think it's really amazing that so many cat owners live full and happy lives despite their crippling stockholm syndrome
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