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Award winning Radio Host and comedy fella. Twitch affiliate and show host for @rectifygaming. Probably thinking about TCG's or Cartoons. He/Him.

3,654 Following   1,276 Followers   12,482 Tweets

Joined Twitter 6/17/09


@lexifouts @DatHobbit Is that also hot dog water @Vodible @TOTW_Podcast That was itDoes anyone have the password for the @TOTW_Podcast twitter accounthttps://t.co/R2FUs7WLJy https://t.co/itsLl9wCMQ @9_volt_ Honestly I hope it doesn’t
10/27
2020
@thejuliarich #StayHydratedhttps://t.co/UfOVA8fKqU https://t.co/mD69TCDMrB @Hoooooooooolia Something neither of you likes, so it's fair @griffin_guitar this is THE GUYI don’t even miss parties THAT much but I do miss that part in the ~party evening~ where you’re on someone’s back p… https://t.co/HCLFPn1tu2 @hellotybeeren https://t.co/klJdtWeoUu @MasterThiefWilf I love it when they say it!!!
10/26
2020
@_AlexHirsch Tad Strange is a GOAT bitI need more movies to have a plot twist like “Little Women” (2019) where halfway through the movie they reveal Bob… https://t.co/VcIgBDeKAVChanged our group chat name this morning https://t.co/j87YChfTWp @linemade666 hell yeah brother @0dd_Andy Sexx Laws is also good @efolds @CatyEb 1)RIGHT 2) I know nothing of it because I have no taste but hopefully?? Soon?
10/25
2020
I hope that kid that said Wig to Katy Perry knows that he’s an American treasure
Retweeted by Evan Brando @Wafuru They don’t deliver to me either, it’s the only reason I don’t eat from them literally every day lolAtlanta folks, go treat yourselves tonight with the dang best bar food in the city (honestly it’s so quality it’s h… https://t.co/YmgxGfsTmPMob Psycho 100 Opening 1 - 99 https://t.co/6PEtUnOKV7
Retweeted by Evan BrandoI had a dream I was at a party and we were all listening to They Might Be Giants and I just want to go to there… https://t.co/GwYrjXf0WzLook just because he’s plucky, has dark eyebrows and uhh...no yeah that’s about it actually https://t.co/KoM3Uw2muf @shelpylee Where??
10/24
2020
@TheBestPalcast @OddlyNormalOne This rules!!! @pronouncedjan @BrianIsTired Cake can gooooo @side_questress Hmmmm https://t.co/kgcxq2QnEP @side_questress Did it workmy most toxic trait is being bitten by a radioactive spider and saying "dig on this" before executing a performativ… https://t.co/gvxGRVLU2h
Retweeted by Evan BrandoCan’t believe the Sony ship is sinking this fast https://t.co/G0g5v94udH
10/23
2020
@kwitchin @BattleandBrew https://t.co/xORFLMSdCMPicked up this swanky @BattleandBrew pint glass! It’s like I’m drinking too much there all the time now! https://t.co/13YDClt8Y0 @Chef_Lu_Bu Gimme Ork Teef consarnnitScooby Doo is a jackass, so we’re doing Fallout New Vegas instead https://t.co/GNB1XyKS3rLike, man- let's get outta here!! Let's rev-up some N64 Scooby Doo and try to get into the Halloween spirit (though… https://t.co/jJNMttsMh4 @Realjaviertrejo This is a GOOOOD bit (but also...I’d want that)Been working on drawing battle scenes (for maybe a comic about fighting games??) and I like the way this one is tur… https://t.co/X6yeUOFkJR @CatyEb give me the all monster truck version we deservewhen I'm using a Muk an my opponent sends out a grass type pokemon https://t.co/DYanL9D57II think this is pretty bad casting but the dude does look good https://t.co/pgSbWdArLu @thejuliarich MOON'S HAUNTEDFinally admitting that the moon is just the back of the sun https://t.co/dkwwZNA61y @lexifouts we need a vaccine @MykeATL Every time you tweet it’s like looking into my future @echovessel Yeah it’s not like a Snuggie @breedlethebard I will protect him
10/22
2020
Is there a chance the track could bend? @aitomari00 @crystlabndce You know he had to do it to emEvery time I think I’ve read the worst one of these something like this pops and Jeeeeeesus Christ https://t.co/mOHVXGnl1T @TheFantasticIan The king for a reason, baby @JesseKage @ladygaga @Metallica @MileyCyrus I know what boys like (Metallica cover albums by Miley Cyrus) https://t.co/bovU07NFobThink about this CONSTANTLY https://t.co/DsNgCnGlss https://t.co/GzgGaMUScJ @brenllopersonal God I wanna smooch the homies
10/21
2020
Thinkin about him https://t.co/OHfjST3Tb5 @Chef_Lu_Bu my fuckin DUDEAny DM's out there have any advice on how to make/manage/buy good terrain pieces for your maps?? Currently mostly u… https://t.co/9zzcfPKVhMThis is just @KenMarino from Wet Hot https://t.co/A6uw6KrLLX https://t.co/l4Mf7qpUXN
10/20
2020
Was literally just talking about how @OldCaptainMax is one of my best buds, and when we finally met in person he on… https://t.co/LpYTIkZ3u7Every meeting when you suffer from imposter syndrome https://t.co/J3XdTUUX5k
Retweeted by Evan Brando @wh0reganic This is honestly the dream
10/19
2020
Replacing all my critical thinking skills with One PieceYou need a clever but untalented firebender??? https://t.co/woTAZKO0T2 https://t.co/Scl2XO3fZh @hallowone0mana @jfwong Just because it’s explained in universe doesn’t mean it’s still not true“Without downloading new pics, what’s it like dating you?” https://t.co/7KKvkaV255 https://t.co/p916AXzkJPhttps://t.co/Wl6PtvUOyc
Retweeted by Evan Brando @MsKelseyLately Ahahahahahaha this is flawless
10/18
2020
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Retweeted by Evan Brando @drewalfieri Honestly I have no idea what to expect @brenllopersonal Literally cannot tell the difference @addviolins Love u bishwe did rank the disney channel original movies https://t.co/bH9rTV5wrZ“And of course we won’t watch ‘Mama Mia 2’ without you” -A text I unironically just sent to a friend @joelwruiz Honestly productive day @AprilRaygun You are so dang talented!! @taylorcocke Jeff is fuckin untouchablehttps://t.co/nGQ9wozn71
Retweeted by Evan Brando @daviekumd @thejesguy @maechael1916 My calendar must be off, I thought it was Planeswalkers as commanders @0dd_Andy My fuckin man
10/17
2020
@side_questress this is so fucked up @nicknprince Has it been printed in more than one set?Streaming games? On a Friday?? More likely than you think! Let's do some Genshin Impact, say around 1:30? Cool? Coo… https://t.co/R0OQIYBSLi @0dd_Andy @lexifouts Hey it’s 11:30 somewhereWe are giving away Steam codes for ToeJam & Earl​: Back in the Groove. How to enter? Follow @FunkyFreshBook Follow… https://t.co/36BJ4gK40n
Retweeted by Evan BrandoWe’re still streaming at @FlippingTheTbl!! Tune in!!! https://t.co/EE6xqdze5t
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10/16
2020
I’m so pumped for this game!! Do not look for it anywhere, it’s JUST FOR US https://t.co/Ir9eO2mME7 @DatHobbit I do because I’m a jock, naturallyNot even noon and I’ve already had enough Twitter for today https://t.co/SGTccscXxk @TeganAndOrSara Look I had to pick the four most popular @wh0reganic Exquisite taste @wh0reganic Both good! Though I prefer sweet and sour at Mickey D’sChicken Nugget sauce final showdown @hellotybeeren @pronouncedjan An incredibly important distinction to make
10/15
2020
@pronouncedjan I love Jordan Peterson @TeganAndOrSara @modjeskah HMMMM @pronouncedjan math checks outYo! @ClarkDesigner is doing lil ghosty commissions for $5! He did this spooky Boo Evan! Go get you one!! https://t.co/LYCoHusdvG @hellotybeeren COSTUME PARTYMe sitting down to watch the @Braves game https://t.co/lSv7vQvZl0this is some hard science here https://t.co/UFpSjuuYK1
10/14
2020

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