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@MaxFine12 😉
10/27
2020
@KatieStone42 first sketch is funny though with the fortune tellerthe moon ain’t special. i got water in my bathroom at home. who gives a shit. what are we gonna do. not bathe there… https://t.co/CMDh05cq10my 15 min old son just really said to me “hey dad what’s a quibi? is that something you put in a VCR???” 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 d… https://t.co/alLJcpgrKonope ☺️ https://t.co/0iRpEkFtvE
10/26
2020
whenever they bring up minimum wage i think about that one time at pizza mic khaled said “people online are always… https://t.co/3se2coTruf
10/23
2020
doing standup for the first time in 7mos tomorrow. let’s see if killing it in the group chat w the bros has kept me sharp
10/22
2020
that scene in good will hunting where matt damon tells robin williams that his dad used to make him pick what he wa… https://t.co/uV3g3IA7dXi remember in typing class in middle school they were teaching us about the middle row and they made us type "alas… https://t.co/demIjZV3xD
10/21
2020
@ShaunakIsCool @DerickMarchel hey Shaunak! how’s it going man! doing ok? lol crazy time s right xDdd @DerickMarchel bro ur moving next door to our old house. you’re moving walking distance away from where we lived fo… https://t.co/CcZgOyAL87
10/20
2020
lol my drafts folder is really a mess 😂 https://t.co/ERuLNUZVOj
10/18
2020
@ImChrisIsLame this shoulda got more likes bro I’ve really been thinking about this one for a long timebro jonah hill is straight up merging souls with max fine https://t.co/5c988lLFNZ @ImChrisIsLame thank you chris i thought about it when I ate some smartieswhen i was a kid, “smoking smarties” meant you were pretending a CANDY was a CIG 😂😂 NOWADAYS it means you’re doing… https://t.co/qSBhOOrbyZ
10/16
2020
aye bro if im on twitter? the fuck y’all doing standup for bro a million people are straight-up dead from being nea… https://t.co/UWhfrWSe84 @WillS42 oh god damn$spaq https://t.co/76ayhvTkSj
10/15
2020
@hashtagsubtext 😂😂 Yeah good luck dude like im gonna literally delete my first tweet today 🤣not only have i never deleted a tweet i straight-up dont understand the logic behind it. what are you ashamed of a… https://t.co/GQymaYibTr @tomsfeeney @DerickMarchel pretty sure there’s like a john
10/14
2020
@ImChrisIsLame https://t.co/JOX3tDC6QThttps://t.co/IQpl4cCyxN @plentyofalcoves WOW THIS WAS A REALLY WEIRD JOURNEY DOG
10/13
2020
whole lot of people who’ve just never seen bill burr before huhLARRY THE CABLE GUY INNOCENT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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10/12
2020
if u tell them u used to work there theyll give u a friends and family discount (45% off) pretty sure u don’t have to prove it or anythingmoved 2 atlanta 5 yrs ago today. me and phil sharing and apt in jonesboro. Working from 4:30-12 making bfast at a h… https://t.co/yuZoxNMqL8
10/11
2020
just because hes got flies on his head it doesn’t make him a fly head. even if he were to have bees, bruce lees, et… https://t.co/Eba7F9KMcZ
10/8
2020
my coworker, who is very non-discretely hitting a pen in the bathroom, just came up to me and said “yo is it just m… https://t.co/qSAQ64KKlminterviewer: what do u think of eminem me: trash interviewer: interesting. and what’s your favorite band? me: gotta be d12
10/7
2020
what my step dad thinks wearing a mask to the grocery store one time will do to him https://t.co/8Ssbbe0Srg @heyitschili Hey William, I liked the tweet although if I’m being honest- I haven’t been thinking about cornbread.… https://t.co/WKxluuc9kN
10/6
2020
McDonald’s is smart as hell... releasing new “collabs” with artists.. and then it’s just shit they already had... “… https://t.co/ULoyDusplGme and stan DARSH 😂😂😂 https://t.co/GNsmL7Pjqe
10/5
2020
@ImChrisIsLame that night i got so drunk i splashed a little kid in a pool with water and called him a nerdit's @Evanszanycomedy birthday and here's a photo of both of us wasted at a wedding. https://t.co/DDq8MkmiXc
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10/1
2020
@hashtagsubtext @TheWrongQtips only way ill watch it @islandgoth @DerickMarchel excuse me. I am not watching no mf debates.
9/30
2020
@DerickMarchel nooooo not the gulags 😅😅😅😂😂
9/29
2020
@ImChrisIsLame shout out josh gad
9/26
2020
@MaxFine12 Yeah I don’t hate the song either
9/25
2020
@plentyofalcoves Oh yeah I listened to S-town! He’ll yeah thanks for the recs! I’ve learned that we actually just t… https://t.co/VlSe5nNTMy @plentyofalcoves Shit I don’t know but those two sound tight @CWFLpodcast boofer if you aren’t going to like to tweet im afraid i can’t listen to your pod cast
9/24
2020
@wtfoskey hey more like #2/10 hey come on guys we’re doing it we’re commenting on deleted tweets
9/9
2020
@codyhyooz i really read this whole thing like i was gonna get it even tho it said Asheville tweet at the top
9/4
2020
@ShaunakIsCool did you get hired to do Moes’ twitterMy album, Queen of the Castle, is streaming exclusively on @Pandoramusic right now! Click the link to listen entire… https://t.co/RYnCXZp9Tn
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9/1
2020
@codyhyooz I guess they did come to georgia second. alright i admit defeat
8/30
2020
@DerickMarchel been living at 1130 key rd since obama was president 🥴
8/28
2020
@TheWrongQtips come back! we’re hiring everybody! fucks sake we got a guy named TRAVIS now!
8/27
2020
@ImChrisIsLame @DerickMarchel almost started crying in macon, ga
8/26
2020
@CherithFuller It kicked ass in a dream I had
8/25
2020
@MallEmokid_2000 fucking love love island
8/24
2020
@ShaunakIsCool liam harvey!!!!
8/22
2020
@blaireerskine he’s quite beautiful ☺️
8/19
2020
@CherithFuller exactly. exactly @hashtagsubtext U and me both
8/18
2020
@MaxFine12 im still here if y’all ever need one we throw away like a thousand a day. just right into the ocean @TheWrongQtips certified in listening to dababy
8/14
2020
@humanwright 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤“U changed bro” no mate i literally died lol im in ur imagination u have to let me go dog
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8/13
2020
Joe Biden has selected his VP... Its Carol Freakin’ Baskins! 😂
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8/11
2020
@ImChrisIsLame thinking about a british chris islame called like Christopher isn’t proper now @ImChrisIsLame always this one https://t.co/0mpwkarlGt
8/7
2020
@TheWrongQtips glad ur back on twitter
8/5
2020
replace Ellen with Troy and Abed in the morning
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8/4
2020
My "SALAD JEANS EP" is now out on BandCamp and SoundCloud. I hope you listen and enjoy. All produced by me.… https://t.co/jZGdywcfx3
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7/31
2020
@DerickMarchel damn lol i really did used to try at the shit huh
7/29
2020
craziest thing about covid so far is how we all banned together to shift from calling it corona to covid without ev… https://t.co/Vo6TiM5SZR
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7/28
2020
@ShaunakIsCool my boy liam harvey @CherithFuller @ShaunakIsCool @DerickMarchel i miss riffing 😔 @CherithFuller @DerickMarchel haha hahahahaha so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 and definitely not true 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 haa @heyitschili really any of the singles the first time i heard them i remember thinking “he’s done it again”
7/24
2020
@plentyofalcoves terrifying!!! @TheWrongQtips giving me haircuts
7/21
2020
I don’t want a blue check. I want 3,885 ppl to follow me right quick.
Retweeted by E Rolling on Spoopy Season ^^ @DerickMarchel hey Derick after long deliberation i'm gonna choose C! i figure medical debt will just roll off of m… https://t.co/Z3yXtdnBl3
7/16
2020
iLoveMakonnen deserved the world... and we didn’t give it to him 😞
Retweeted by E Rolling on Spoopy Season ^^Hit that CBD, put on my mask, headphones, and sunglasses. I’m straight invisible in this Publix rn.
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7/15
2020
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7/14
2020
@CollinShephard oh yeah gross don’t even get me started on multiplication. 6 x 9 = 54? math is cancelled
7/13
2020
@ImChrisIsLame @heyitschili thanks chris, i really feel more at ease now. hey remember when you asked frankie muniz to fuck ur bitch? @ImChrisIsLame hey chris, first time long time- listen i d like more info regarding the breakfast tacos this morning?
7/12
2020
@heyitschili god i wish my facial hair was that filled indamn y’all @Evanszanycomedy really hit with the covid glowup https://t.co/D9uqekTZMG
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7/10
2020
@heydudewhatisup Happy Birthday!!!!!!!! @MaxFine12 thanks ive started eating cbd
7/1
2020
@ImChrisIsLame so mad at thisdon’t worry guys, I’ll take care of this https://t.co/5lNunitYW0
6/30
2020
@ImChrisIsLame lmaoooooooo @ImChrisIsLame oh shit wait i think that means im a year sober then. i think i quit drinking after that hangover be… https://t.co/iH9kbkPZyx
6/29
2020
men be like “astrology is fake” and then believe in the stock market
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6/23
2020
Since comedy is on hiatus rn I’m making music stuff again 😊 https://t.co/PGiEdOcyF0
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6/19
2020

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