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uhhhh @evemused Miami, FL

pisces • she/her • pokémon enslaver

302 Following   424 Followers   29,940 Tweets

Joined Twitter 12/19/10


my roommate may be able to hear my vibrator but i'm able to hear her watching tiktoks so i guess we're both embarrassed now
Retweeted by uhhhhPUT THE SEROTONIN IN THE MF BAG 😡😡🔫🔫🔫fuck it. small dog and pigeon https://t.co/G9A551w0Le
Retweeted by uhhhhno one: miami heat license plate bmw drivers: https://t.co/ebxJnXwP4L
Retweeted by uhhhh @Mat_mat__ I’m love you @evemused Here’s a reminder: YOU’RE HOT. https://t.co/YyR4xLypQC
Retweeted by uhhhhbong joon ho pointing at gay people https://t.co/8YeeoJ5REu
Retweeted by uhhhhmariah carey rainbow photoshoot, 1999. https://t.co/IhdRllOfQj
Retweeted by uhhhhY’all better hear this https://t.co/UqfgejGWma
Retweeted by uhhhhimagine you in the pokemon world walkin thru the grass n this nigga jump out n punch u square in da chest https://t.co/0xFbM0RCRb
Retweeted by uhhhhRemember they will look at you like this tonight & not text you back tomorrow morning cause they’re back with their… https://t.co/EfNcuQ5ujl
Retweeted by uhhhh🚂 https://t.co/XMso4NRNKk
Retweeted by uhhhheverything reminds me of him ☹️ https://t.co/ETWDGAiPcH
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Retweeted by uhhhhWHY DID HIS DAD FLIP THE TABLE LMFAOOOO https://t.co/ppWHQoQCQD
Retweeted by uhhhhive swallowed worse warm fluids https://t.co/P7Ow0icSBm
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2/16
2020
the QUALITY on this upload... I hate it heresometimes I just need to remind myself I’m hot and keep it moving ya feels https://t.co/g3XA2Dqa4QPretty girls with messy bun & baggy shirts look cute as fuck but when i do it its like i've been doing drugs for 5 day straight
Retweeted by uhhhhusing this guy’s bathroom and this is what it looks like https://t.co/sPsIkeVSKr
Retweeted by uhhhhmy friends make me feel so 🥰🥰🥰💖💖💖🥴🥴🥴😊😊😊🥺🥺🥺🥰😋☺️☺️☺️🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴❤️💖💖💖💖💞💘💗💝💓💗💘💗🧡🤍💚💚💙🤎❤️💜🧡❣️💛💞💓💓💝💘❣️💕💘💘💗💘💗💘🤎🤍💚💞💞💛🧡☺️☺️☺️☺️😊😊😊🥰🥰😘😘😘😘🥰🥰🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴💝💗💗💞💝💞love is in the air (kuaishou) https://t.co/iIG7v3anwT
Retweeted by uhhhhblessing someone’s son today 💘 https://t.co/KmSLqKFUH8
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2/15
2020
what the heck man this is so precious https://t.co/Ys8RmzyMRoWith high school musical soundtrack in the background? Not to be dramatic but I’d be crying the whole time https://t.co/IerfdLGGPw
Retweeted by uhhhhFrom Russia with love… https://t.co/ZWEMgy63Et
Retweeted by uhhhhMISS THING SNAPPED https://t.co/r4Sn7CvrIi
Retweeted by uhhhhFuck it, toad vibing to dreams by fleetwood mac https://t.co/1Q4iyTFMyC
Retweeted by uhhhhselling feet pics hml https://t.co/MLlG5GG5gs
Retweeted by uhhhh2 am thinking about this one boy two years ago that rejected me bc he said I had an accentIf you look like this, my DMs are open https://t.co/hmiLM8Aoh9
Retweeted by uhhhhthinking about her energy https://t.co/Lg6EAeZPn3
Retweeted by uhhhhSpring 2020 https://t.co/OdBka0l28H
Retweeted by uhhhhidk who needs this but if they wanted you back, you’d know
Retweeted by uhhhhWhen you put them on do not disturb and you check if they disturbed you and there’s still nothing there https://t.co/WCwLtq6iEk
Retweeted by uhhhhValentine's Day is right around the corner so i figured i'd drop this gem https://t.co/sy0oy7DRyu
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2/14
2020
i hate this tweet https://t.co/wksZmWkOWu
Retweeted by uhhhhoh to be a frog tapioca pearl https://t.co/jqyV1oUIkZ
Retweeted by uhhhh⚠ Another alarming record: We just had the warmest January in history, right on the heels of the five warmest years… https://t.co/Ew9Ffab4y8
Retweeted by uhhhhI’ll post it on here as well. OC https://t.co/CqBJoMQTbp
Retweeted by uhhhhA lot of y’all nasty asses was fucking in middle school but got the nerve to say Zaya is too young to make the deci… https://t.co/1MSnFlH2wS
Retweeted by uhhhhPlan B for $46.87?! Even Walmart don’t want no more Scorpios. https://t.co/kBPV8R9ece
Retweeted by uhhhhSZA I know you gave us Ctrl, but I need Alt and Delete in 2020 please and thank you https://t.co/qfBtjNe8sy
Retweeted by uhhhhCancer is a lake Scorpio is a swamp Pisces is the clouds/ocean Taurus is a meadow Virgo is a botanical garden Capr… https://t.co/YnvSH3pwsl
Retweeted by uhhhhpov we’re on a date /.\ https://t.co/6Oi2wTV9ZY
Retweeted by uhhhhcan yall stop shaming water signs (specifically pisces) for being “too emotional” and figure out your own relations… https://t.co/0YcpAhACDD
Retweeted by uhhhh @TheMassiveMK It's not that bad lol https://t.co/C1hhf8F2KI
Retweeted by uhhhhthe arctic monkeys named this cover as one of the best covers an artist has ever done for one of their songs. miley… https://t.co/TFN7OO3cCC
Retweeted by uhhhhwhy was I plagued with brain cells
2/13
2020
know your audience. https://t.co/FVMVF9KpBz
Retweeted by uhhhhflorence pugh breaking dresses a saga https://t.co/lalGJMcrfW
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2/12
2020
@theperfqueen hi, do u wanna start a support group? this happened to me tooimagine: someone loves me
Retweeted by uhhhhIdk what everybody was going through in 2017 but this album hit ALL of us different 😭 https://t.co/Kf7yR7zGHO
Retweeted by uhhhhanyone born after 2000 isnt allowed to use the word emo anymore cause this.. just aint it https://t.co/OYCdEL1Sff
Retweeted by uhhhhI did that broom trick and forgot to tell my mom about it. https://t.co/GCpFuvqV2S
Retweeted by uhhhhu know what some flowers would be nice u knowLOOOOOOOOL Americans have it tough https://t.co/upuz0Uv1AP
Retweeted by uhhhhok I’m ready to disturb my hair’s peace, tweeted at 5:38 am..a lot of ppl would b scared here https://t.co/bdc9LM9AZO
Retweeted by uhhhhsaoirse’s delivery of “but i’m so lonely” should’ve won her that oscar https://t.co/d9NEzqJJkV
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2/11
2020
I accidentally opened Aislinn’s cherry coke before she wanted to open it and then I started cryingA PICTURE https://t.co/R44PVYMy7X
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2/10
2020
why does no one talk about how anxiety and depression can give you memory loss https://t.co/xQGlp3kFW9
Retweeted by uhhhhKesha was RAPED by Dr Luke and now SHE has to pay him millions for defamation. Y'all see where the problem is? https://t.co/VJcGDDUfgH
Retweeted by uhhhhvalentine is coming 🥺❤️ ask about rates y make requests for this week https://t.co/okgIth1zpb
Retweeted by uhhhhcan’t wait for the people I follow to start retweeting negative comments about Lizzo in a bikini so I can purge my following listas she should. she looks tf good. i hope she’s having an amazing time. https://t.co/mU4XGnrxcP
Retweeted by uhhhh @darianvee I hate our Pisces asses 😔😔😔 mine tooAnother one from the Philippines 💜💛👏👏👏 https://t.co/PhXlfFoBoX
Retweeted by uhhhh @evemused LMFAOOOO I LOVE YOU BRO
Retweeted by uhhhhme when I ship myself to Cambridge to see Dani https://t.co/9KVDfeyMULElsa with her girlfriend https://t.co/YrJqb5NDf4
Retweeted by uhhhhI CANNOT BREATHE. MY PLUG IS NOT HAVING IT TODAY YHAHAHHAHA https://t.co/kJhqnClHbg
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2/9
2020
embarrassed is an understatement. bitch I’m DISGUSTED https://t.co/yw56GkYv4N
Retweeted by uhhhhfunny how every man in these comments looks like what my cat pukes up after licking her own ass. funny how that wor… https://t.co/y2pr3qZ6uY
Retweeted by uhhhhFlorence Pugh https://t.co/rKv72ZBbUZ
Retweeted by uhhhhTaking up space where? In queer communities, where we belong but frequently erased? https://t.co/sALDokzPRg
Retweeted by uhhhhwhat are y’all getting for V-Day? Me? slept on 🥱😪 https://t.co/cCxEyKxI0o
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2/8
2020
@gabybdoll Irish coffee ;)phewwwww no I did not waste hundreds of dollars on the sims 4 generation just so they can go ahead and make the sim… https://t.co/jTldPlAFxHme dancing to my boyfriend telling me to stop slandering my body https://t.co/NpFhbKt8PW
Retweeted by uhhhh @kenny_the_penny pray for mehttps://t.co/bb527OcGseFor everyone tripping about them *mentioning* his sign. It’s relevant because Aquarius is the sign of revolution, a… https://t.co/yUASNX8Dcj
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2/7
2020
Me working at Wells Fargo: bruh, ima keep it 100 witchu. Just say you ain't make that purchase. These crackas just… https://t.co/jFbHXwcT4j
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Retweeted by uhhhhi’m addicted to TIK TOK but this is pure comedy. https://t.co/jfZgBUiqLR
Retweeted by uhhhhI want to know the peace that comes with not having a constant inner monologue
Retweeted by uhhhhmaybe I am a little toxic https://t.co/dtwGD87G1o
Retweeted by uhhhhJust a reminder Lilo & Stitch takes place in Hawaiʻi and Hawaiians should play these roles this is not open to inte… https://t.co/iPb9xgTv7U
Retweeted by uhhhhFelt https://t.co/krM4mpancD
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2/6
2020
Seeing your significant other succeed after seeing how hard they work day in and day out>>>>> top 10 feelings https://t.co/XlqmsiSO0V
Retweeted by uhhhhNothing. I play immersive Role Playing Action Games that require no internet connection. It would not impact me and… https://t.co/Bz5vljNzOm
Retweeted by uhhhhBc it takes 2,700 gallons of water to grow 2 lbs of cotton but 80-130 gallons to grow 2 lbs of hemp. the world is… https://t.co/zOXjcSuuMc
Retweeted by uhhhhGood morning. https://t.co/sWWo3uNTAR
Retweeted by uhhhhRemember when you stayed up till 3AM talking to someone? Where are they now? You should have just slept. https://t.co/ViZ5Iul7Yr
Retweeted by uhhhhFUCK THE OSCARS!!! GRETA DONT NEED THEM!! LITTLE WOMEN GOT A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE NOMINATION https://t.co/u8DARyb3ZH
Retweeted by uhhhhI know this stance... this that “im good im good” stance. Whole time you’re talking yourself into coming back to pl… https://t.co/94PuoHIJez
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2/5
2020

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