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eve peyser @evepeyser Brooklyn, NY

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Joined Twitter 8/25/14


going out on a limb here, but are you somebody who actually supports Bill de Blasio's 2020 presidential run? want t… https://t.co/mZhgFIHG9QGrumpy Cat isn't dead, she just got sick of being famous and Tupac'd herselfforever looking for freelance work, so if you want me to write for you, please reach out: peyser.eve@gmail.com 🙂excluding animated Batmen, Christian Bale has been the best live-action Batman we're gonna get and I'm ok with that @liberalinsf same. wasn't gonna make up my mind until at least 2 gen z celebs spoke out on the issue.update: Kylie Jenner also said the Alabama abortion legislation "makes me sick" https://t.co/WGEZptuAmz
5/17
2019
@tresdessert ok but imagine a world where Gwyneth Paltrow, Zizek and Susan Sarandon had ideological power over the… https://t.co/awudwUNpQi!!!!!!!! https://t.co/dY6V0NvWNU @geekylonglegs holy shit omg omg omgJust read this by @evepeyser https://t.co/Ngdl9Y8Vwi
Retweeted by eve peyser @kgw you are so kind, thank you!i've sub'd to a lot of my fav twetr ppl's substacks and hers is one of my favs, due in large part to it speaking to… https://t.co/PC94S1spj4
Retweeted by eve peyser"...in a world where enjoying inaccessible and obscure art carries cultural cache, it feels slightly subversive to… https://t.co/U1FU93Y3DH
Retweeted by eve peyserI would love for you to subscribe to https://t.co/wtDxfRyHVE thank youNew newsletter!! On celebrity cameos, watching SNL every week, and my existential laziness https://t.co/Hzi8nSPppHit's Seinfeld's world and we're just livin' in it, baby! https://t.co/QkI0HK2lL4 @opheligarcia opheli!! congrats. you are greatRaspberry is just diet strawberry
Retweeted by eve peysercapitalism is bad, but it has given us John Wick, which is very good... hm.I love how @robynkanner writes with such deep compassion https://t.co/GnfCgNhNsnWell I LIKE that Bill de Blasio killed that groundhog
Retweeted by eve peyserjust a thought—if the government really doesn't want women to get abortions, they oughta try giving us better acces… https://t.co/20DmDxKY7Yi can't believe that a major youtuber got cancelled over supporting the wrong phony gummy vitamin company, but i also can totally believe it
5/16
2019
@theseantcollins same https://t.co/yQZtTIIYmqI will support any 2020 candidate who pledges to outlaw brands doing "how do you fellow kids" shit on social media https://t.co/8hhHFG1yq5I hope you all realize that the song "Breaking the Girl" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers is FUCKING GREAT and WORTH TO… https://t.co/Z4KQ9EW4YQ
5/10
2019
imagine being the most annoying person named meghanok ultimately, i am going to go with the following:can't decide which one to tweet https://t.co/iLagD0HeM4Body Positivity FTW! Cap’n Crunch Just Became The First Breakfast Cereal Mascot To Show Off His C-Section Scar On A… https://t.co/UJpBmrIZRV
Retweeted by eve peyser @briankoppelman @SHO_Billions yay!!!! @GenePark I'm sorry but ew @AdamSerwer while the plebs are tweeting about how it's a riverdale reference, you're over here being a real intellectualgod bless https://t.co/amVcdAh3EF"What will life be like 2027? Will there still be bees? Coral reefs? Discrete meteorological seasons the average pe… https://t.co/epwFy5DGqW
5/8
2019
Needless to say, I stand with @elivalley, who is a shining light of contemporary Jewish culture. The attempts to sm… https://t.co/beYDdVlD9K
Retweeted by eve peyserWhen I was at The Onion, it seemed like harmless fun to make Joe Biden a slightly gross and comical uncle, but now… https://t.co/a1oj6r3Ccs
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5/7
2019
free small business idea— Beni-haha: a hibachi restaurant/stand-up comedy clubfreelancing be like... https://t.co/yDaUPYlYqXfor a split second i thought the celebs were getting all intellectual and turning into big sontag-heads, but then i… https://t.co/BPznVmnKEXevery morning i wake up and think i finally caught the disease from 'severance' @jbillinson @GenePark I thought the Mandarin twist in Iron Man 3 was kinda fun!! @byrdinator @elainaplott @TheAtlantic I just solved @TheAtlantic's daily crossword in -4 seconds. Can you beat my time?
5/6
2019
The👏Running👏Man👏was👏a👏documentary https://t.co/HfkWXXZoca“One day, a candy company asks you to vote for your favorite Skittle. The next, you’re entering a contest to be tas… https://t.co/Abnswye8oM @ditzkoff Dave. @eve_rebecca same! I can still put in all the love and care into my work without having to devote 40+ hours of my l… https://t.co/iW9blh6oWb
5/3
2019
@FreequentFlyr bill didn't become vegan until way after he left office...booker would be the first president to be… https://t.co/OK8omQOpr5 @socialistnancy yesif cory booker wins he'll be the first vegan president, why isn't anyone talking about THAT glass ceiling?
5/1
2019
by the way, if you're an editor and you want me to write something for you / pitch you, my email is peyser.eve@gmail.com 🙂Delaney made my top 5 solely because I respect the fact he's been in the 2020 race for at least 100 yearsDem-eve-cratic polls, 4/30/19: 1. Bernie 2. Warren 3. Castro 4. Yang 5. Delaney 6. Harris 7. Buttigieg ... 133. Bet… https://t.co/u1ECQseBbm @mmaggeler boss baby is low key a v good kid's movie, god is rewarding you for your efforts @CookeWJ1 thank you!still thinking about this image from a 2008 60 Minutes story about Facebook, wherein Zuck teaches Lesley Stahl how… https://t.co/qBMmCDwpir
Retweeted by eve peyserachievement unlocked: spelled "dennis kucinich" right on the first try
4/30
2019
@NYC4691 honestly, me too! @NYC4691 I'm also a lifelong New Yorker, for what it's worth. @valleyloogie we actually met in Aspen!I love meeting new people basically anywhere except for New York... there's something truly cursed about socializing herewho among us... https://t.co/nukNb6RlylPark Slope YMCA continues to be hostile territory for mayoral exercises/stretching https://t.co/fnVBuz0VE2 https://t.co/QWsm5xb3BF
Retweeted by eve peyser @yashar I’m not mad just disappointedThis feels relevant. https://t.co/WRYAQBANGW @bibleland6 I watched the Viola Desmond heritage minute. I’m glad they replaced him. @robotics I like calling it “cyberhell”Dude looks like a knock off George Washington https://t.co/zQD6s9Efj5I have never heard a woman call the bathroom "the can"
4/29
2019
what's a cute li'l scootie accident look like? "I had blood gushing out of my face onto the sidewalk" https://t.co/V0Anqstskl
Retweeted by eve peyserCoffee is best consumed hot, I do not understand you cold brew-heads @Olivianuzzi Ily!! @nandorvila The guys who did Rounders do BillionsLife is much better since I stopped accepting regular mail and replaced it with @evepeyser’s Evemail! https://t.co/lgwbAiglq7
Retweeted by eve peyserYeah I’m sure everyone in the mainstream media club is plotting this between sips of martinis and puffs of cigars i… https://t.co/chT4eeQ1kD
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4/26
2019
@Randazzoj ping me when it's readyHey Eveheads—consider subscribing! https://t.co/wtDxfRyHVE @Olivianuzzi @jerrysaltz Hi Jerry did u get my letter?woot! https://t.co/etWpZSEuMd
Retweeted by eve peyserRead me! On Instagram! And beauty standards! For the NYTimes! Thanks! https://t.co/H0BOC6rug1
Retweeted by eve peysermy mother, who is a graphic designer, gave me her professional opinion of Biden's 2020 logo: https://t.co/Gtx7SWtJrK @edzitron hbd ed! @ericeidelstein holy shit this tweet is amazingthe most ferociously anti-graphic designer 2020 candidate has emerged, and this man "JO" is out for blood https://t.co/5y4uvQlhAhstill thinking about this image from a 2008 60 Minutes story about Facebook, wherein Zuck teaches Lesley Stahl how… https://t.co/qBMmCDwpiri know this hasn't been a topic of conversation since 2004 but can we take a moment to acknowledge the official rel… https://t.co/RfjLlaQxKg
Retweeted by eve peyser @4evrmalone @Knibbs why did every write-up of this story approach her potato claims so uncritically? i'm not buying it! @Olivianuzzi it's been 4 minutes and the replies to this tweet are already extremely cursedrise up caesar!!! https://t.co/IDbGsu4QNX
4/25
2019
@mattromney2016 the options really only get worse https://t.co/ugECylSdm3literally what the fuck is wrong with facebook https://t.co/F6d618PuIiso glad facebook forced this feature onto me https://t.co/e3oQELFCMxIn the latest edition of my newsletter, I write about Andy Serkis, Mark Zuckerberg, and the depraved, wet men who m… https://t.co/6YiMzN6LoH
Retweeted by eve peyser @LCarlosSaavedra ❤️ @evepeyser very nice read eve. first mail subscription i dont regret signing up to.
Retweeted by eve peysertell your friends to subscribe: https://t.co/wtDxfRyHVE :)In the latest edition of my newsletter, I write about Andy Serkis, Mark Zuckerberg, and the depraved, wet men who m… https://t.co/6YiMzN6LoHit’s so dumb to ask if dylann roof should be allowed to vote as if the thing that makes dylann roof heinous is the… https://t.co/uxqCFn3iZk
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4/24
2019
*writes two sentences* https://t.co/uctrO8XB2Asubscribe to https://t.co/wtDxfRyHVE to get my new newsletter, Evemail, in your inbox today! no spoilers, but I pro… https://t.co/Y4fxHQy8EE
4/23
2019

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