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Joined Twitter 6/12/09


What does it mean to say Labour should be ‘less woke’? Be more horrible to trans people, to black people, to immigrants? Say what you mean.
Retweeted by Dr Tommy Bananas @andy_fairhurst @samgilbey @a_swainson @SG_Posters @bellagraceart @sophiegreenart God has condemned me to a life of… https://t.co/0G8jDdUML2 @BBC6Music @AnnaHMeredith Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out!
5/7
2021
@MattHancock @Conservatives Dweeb. @moncrafty I'll take 5 Crabarb and a Shockatiel please squire @DomCarterAgain every day I think "yep. this is Dom's nadir" and every day I'm proven wrongEveryone voted Reform UK, yeah? @DomCarterAgain This is your worst ever tweet. Congratulations.
5/6
2021
@DomCarterAgain ew noDoctors say wedding guest who tried to get Roy Keane to join conga line in 2004 will finally be able to leave hospi… https://t.co/wZS671qT1s
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5/5
2021
@iamshirtacus @FathachFir @RahulKohli13 @SteveCarell Tweet of the fucking year. @RussInCheshire Rem. @BeeoftheDay1 Have you done Guy Made of Bees already?
5/4
2021
@supermathskid Hemp is foul. Cashew and hazelnut are quite good!
5/3
2021
@andy_fairhurst @samgilbey @a_swainson @SG_Posters @bellagraceart @sophiegreenart Hi Andy, all are fantastic but th… https://t.co/9iBIv79Aj0
5/2
2021
@mikeinmcr @NMBCo Can't be any worse than Rauchbier
5/1
2021
1/2 (Trigger warning: photos contain offensive material). We will be joining @NUFC and others across the sporting s… https://t.co/TcsJZfKrvB
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4/30
2021
*deleting NFT blog post* it's been done now, we can wrap it up https://t.co/T75Pp1nFOQ
Retweeted by Dr Tommy Bananas @SmithJamesChris @shesthep0pe @katbee19 Zahnangst is very nice and kinda works, but is sometimes used to mean fear… https://t.co/jCDxRMnENMDowning St have confirmed that the wallpaper was, in fact, human skin CON: 47% (+5)
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4/29
2021
@key_limeade @insomniacgames ...Rivet @LukePlunkett Is this P3? What are you playing it on? I've not played it because it seems like each version has its… https://t.co/MzbSBk3NwN
4/26
2021
Monster Keepers! We're giving away 5x hardcover Monster Journals! Simply retweet to participate. Running until May… https://t.co/RxvlUtBCU4
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4/25
2021
@jilliferium Those things ruuuuuuule! I need to go back to that game goshdarn @jilliferium BIG FUCKIN' ROBOSAURS
4/24
2021
me: hello i would like some spinach. just a normal amount for a normal person grocery store: yea right. bet u love… https://t.co/wSAcCFrxGM
Retweeted by Dr Tommy Bananas @NotThomas91 Gonna call you Dotty Cream from now on
4/22
2021
@softwifed https://t.co/Ox4NzyV6eI this is a very good article that is - some references to American sports aside -… https://t.co/C7yipw6WOe @softwifed I can try? Haha.
4/20
2021
@LukePlunkett Don't get my hopes up
4/19
2021
@DomCarterAgain *battle music intensifies* @DomCarterAgain Yes lad. @NotThomas91 Who needs to cook when you've got uh... Nutri-Grain?
4/18
2021
@DomCarterAgain This is good shit!
4/17
2021
@FrancescaHaig @mushenska @MushensEnt Mitfreude is the proper German word! Essentially sharing in another's joy or success @LukePlunkett Literally no idea what this is yet I'd play the hell out of it
4/15
2021
@TimesRadio No.
4/14
2021
@samgilbey @ciablog @createmih @PosterPosse https://t.co/XQvjc7hGjj @samgilbey @ciablog @createmih @PosterPosse Hello Sam. Is there a way to buy your Spider-Verse poster? I looooove it. Thanks!
4/13
2021
Muahaha Happy birthday big man! I hope you enjoy your entry to the fifth decade of your life very much! See you s… https://t.co/sxXJE4twLp @RL_Morris https://t.co/S4P01h8qJ3
4/10
2021
@CheapeDouglas @memorialdevice Looked it up - it was dark chocolate instead!
4/9
2021
@loucottie @FootballJOE Why would he be so cruel @FootballJOE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
4/8
2021
@samgilbey https://t.co/wYSSe6kdCEGiving away one of my official Spider-Verse artist proof copies. For a chance to win, simply like, follow, retweet,… https://t.co/hmO16CKGhi
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4/6
2021
@RL_Morris I will be needing one of those blue ones please and thank you sir
4/2
2021
@plazza09 @marnanel @JamesSkycarter @KateB49908222 @simplestupid1 @Flakes1979 You're not funny. You're just a prick.
4/1
2021
#Lammy4PMFlagshaggers are complicit in helping the government conceal their crimes. Don’t believe the bullshit. Try harder… https://t.co/K0bL3sI0cM
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3/29
2021
BBC vs Bristol Post https://t.co/R3mCxluI08
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3/27
2021
@DomCarterAgain Fuckin' love Tugs.
3/26
2021
Where to start with Patel's 'overhaul' of the rules regarding asylum, announcement today? A thread...1/4
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3/25
2021
@LukePlunkett omg so cheep
3/24
2021
@DumakudeICT @BruceJournal @Grim53639203 @splattne Bore off, dullard @Jpaikmedia Dude this stuff seriously rules. @zoyaislove @0ddette Have you heard of this site called Google? It's quite a wonderful thing.
3/23
2021
@inari_tnd @six6jiang I think it's a good blend of both, especially if you look into the history of curry houses. T… https://t.co/snxLhfk8OD @inari_tnd @six6jiang British Indian cuisine is a whole separate beast to authentic Indian cuisine, I think it's un… https://t.co/Jjn0W54u2n @inari_tnd @six6jiang It is British though - it was invented in Glasgow.
3/21
2021
@danehume @ZackSnyder One word: Martha. @loucottie Savage and proud. https://t.co/c8IzWMnLCS
3/20
2021
@LeeHurstComic @vrgeta3201 Conservative not right-wing enough for you, pal? @RL_Morris Sooooo jealous
3/19
2021
@DomCarterAgain This resides in my head on a permanent basis, occasionally surfacing for a day at a time. @Bob_Bzdury @guardiannews @naomirwolf Why not? @Grind271 @guardiannews ...wat @Mr_R1card0 @guardiannews Why not? @opnneto @guardiannews What are you even talking about @JohnnoMills @JimMFelton lol @LukePlunkett What in the fuck.
3/18
2021
@LukePlunkett You guys are nearly as bad as us - new reform will give people who damage statues a harsher minimum sentence than rapists...
3/17
2021
@LukePlunkett None of that makes any fucking sense. @al_davies Same! Occasionally throw in a little "Okey doke!" to spice things up a bit.https://t.co/Ns2h2pTKHb
Retweeted by Dr Tommy Bananasit was literally a police officer who murdered her im going insane https://t.co/EqO8fDxomJ
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3/16
2021
@DomCarterAgain I still feel upset about Kevin's chilli. @DomCarterAgain Good choices. Solid choices.
3/15
2021
Happy Birthday Ori! To celebrate, iam8bit is giving away the ultimate Ori prize pack! Includes: 🕹 A new Nintendo… https://t.co/qknBeP06Zv
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3/11
2021
@EoinPoil @MissLauraMarcus @StuartEdwards Oh piss off Brendan
3/10
2021
Who could have predicted that Piers Morgan was a snowflake all along?
3/9
2021
😅☠️ I can’t stop watching this lol https://t.co/STK2B3h7rn
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3/8
2021
@DomCarterAgain As in just one with little overarching plot?I loved WandaVision. Buuut I think I'm a little disappointed that the last two episodes abandoned almost everything… https://t.co/WTAITCtTCm
3/6
2021
@DomCarterAgain YES @softwifed Wow.
3/5
2021
@softwifed Well the game is literal days long so you won't regret it - Kassandra is a badassActually can’t believe this screenshot. I want to die. https://t.co/uM2nJEdHy8
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3/4
2021
@robdelaney That has ruined me. Thanks RobA year ago today, after finally attending COBRA and being warned of the seriousness of the virus, Boris Johnson sai… https://t.co/XlYX0XZ9Tk
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3/3
2021
@softwifed Nahhhhh! I love Kassandra but no one has time for that!AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHH https://t.co/aYtzkcnv0Z @LeeHurstComic @englishscribe Fucking hell, Lee. Give it a rest. @softwifed oh. oh no. @softwifed Kassandra is wonderful!
3/2
2021
@LukePlunkett Fuck offfffff
3/1
2021
This is the worst thing I have seen in my 32 years on this earth https://t.co/awoFnNpIrH
2/26
2021
@DomCarterAgain I hate you
2/25
2021
@DomCarterAgain To be fair, h, j and k are suffering from some serious issues
2/24
2021

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