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Stormy Ewa ⛈️ @EwaSR London/Carcosa

'Ever'. SFF. Large motivated raccoon. ADHD. Cordelia Naismith Vorkosigan Forever! Hela from Ragnarok meets Sansa Stark. Taller than Red Sonja. (She/Her)

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Joined Twitter 4/19/08


And for god's sake, no one is above including leg length measurements on their clothing @cerandor @scottlynch78 'English it up' could also be 'oh, is this your land? Didn't see anyone else using it'Every single word in 'one size fits all' is at its limit of actual meaningEvery time I see it I want to get the person who's designed it to stand next to me whole I try it onBan 'one size fits all' as a conceptThe quote marks somehow lend this sign in a corner shop window an air of dark menace https://t.co/dN9Cyw8NLC
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️Here it is: the Silliest Print. £25 plus p&p (I ship worldwide), or £30 to include a personalised hand-written mess… https://t.co/OnB1W8MrZp
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️Solidarity. https://t.co/QA1MIKp9jx
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️A SAD STORY https://t.co/Kas43DHg7r
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️Never seen leg movement this clean and complicated. https://t.co/LF48OeF2t3
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️actually scratch that i'd be fucking amazing as the dc publisher. you want more batman? fuck you. here's twenty rob… https://t.co/1lQRwYXwGU
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️ @catmachine @EwaSR Here in Sweden we still have that and it causes NO END of confusion: 1000 miljoner = 1 miljard… https://t.co/jj9kD92E38
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️ @scottlynch78 I would like some language somewhere to have the word 'English' just mean 'nonsense' @EwaSR Yes! And a thousand million was a milliard. Great word.
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️A thousand million is far more achievable, we can all aspire to thatIt was so much harder to be a billionaire in those days lolRemember when UK billions were a million million instead of the thousand million they are today in line with the USThis is wonderful https://t.co/QtV9hwUy3K
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️เจอแบบนี้ต้องอุ้มกลับบ้านแล้วล่ะ55555555555 https://t.co/0Jcnau8Oie
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️in other, non political but still enraging news: https://t.co/bbEFM7jL7c
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️Mother, I'm home (1/4) A short story about a conversation between son and father after the mother's funeral. https://t.co/M83HURdUhN
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️Amy Adams admitting she was horny for Lee Pace to the point of distraction on the set of a movie is the most relata… https://t.co/qprMsLDizl
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️You might be surprised to know my dad loved watching heavy weight boxing. Especially when belts were at stake & a… https://t.co/DOkssQT8R2
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️This is the most one-sided AITA judgment I've ever seen, I scrolled through hundreds of threads and didn't see a si… https://t.co/f8huJQQcLx
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️“I have every right to burn and smash things. I’m not gonna ask for anyone’s permission...because before they murde… https://t.co/6LsyK4VPw9
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Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️I don't know whether to respect this Airbnb listing or call the police https://t.co/gAyvQGUd0F
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️STICK WITH THE FROGS 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸 https://t.co/qVJdexALr3 @DoubledOgre @redditships I've just realised that I'm an adult, and I can in fact have my own frog room if I want.
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️I don’t think he needs it. He’s married to a very successful Welsh actress. https://t.co/OoKMzyFDuM
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️me fucking off with the 50 grand by myself #LoveIsland https://t.co/bX41cLEFLz
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️one year someone rly has to steal the 50k lmao
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️ @BootsMcGoot LOVE IT @EwaSR I found a happy alpaca and thought you might like it https://t.co/a1stqIHa3B
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️The poet.... the poem #LoveIsland https://t.co/quC0YkOTsf
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️Don’t care who wins out of these 2, first year where the 2 finalists are both sound #loveisland
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️Siannise really went from being disliked and mocked on Twitter during the first week to becoming HRH Siannise the f… https://t.co/K6qezPQcKT
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️We need more of this on TV. Let’s show it’s not unmanly to be emotional/show feelings #LoveIsland https://t.co/L6Scp2XnL8
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️Luke M is always gassed for Luke T 🥺 gosh I’ll miss these lads. #loveisland https://t.co/HIa6YwcNlS
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️ @OhLookBirdies You... jesus christ, man @EwaSR A film best summarised as "Crime dozen pay"
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️We have had a heist movie weekend and I still really rate Ocean's TwelveROUND THE TWIST IS ON AMAZON PRIME. I REPEAT, ROUND THE TWIST IS ON AMAZON PRIME! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️ @CharlotteBHC https://t.co/5WuxFoYi8N @CharlotteBHC Waiiiiiiiiit what the fuckjust retweet https://t.co/yu1PhXJnQG
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️Well I got one (1) whole point in today's FPL gamesI had one of the most bizarre urinal experiences of my life last night, I don't think I'm ever going to forget it
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️What I really love about this photo is how coy the hen isMy sister on holiday with the kids, they had a few cute ‘towel animals’ left on the bed during the week but just ca… https://t.co/6qX3cdQYQ9
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️Find someone who looks at you the way Lee Pace looks at his chickens https://t.co/xYzd8n68wl
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️ @PhindusLLasanga IT IS NOT A QUESTION ANYONE WANTED TO ASKWitnesses said a bus driver told an ICE agent to “gargle [his] balls” when the latter requested to enter the bus https://t.co/N1QnEuBLXk
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️Deontay Wilder looks like when you tried to draw a face on graph paper at school https://t.co/wrMtNpmxdd
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️donald trump is president of the united states and people are still out here absolutely certain that they know the… https://t.co/uFOGhxG6NJ
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️absolutely, this rules. plus the toilet looks clean and there’s a nice cabinet for my products :) https://t.co/lUFxpLq66V
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️“Cheese always improves the flavour of life!” 🧀 https://t.co/olt7BBdA6O
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️"Monsters can be little. Monsters can be old. Monsters can be us." #HuntersTV
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️"How I Hunted Nazis Before I Met Your Mother" - Ted Mosby #HuntersTV https://t.co/Rm9zwSljOQ
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️ @EwaSR You can add acting to your CV https://t.co/S80UB2F0Ew
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️In Stockholm they call it "Susanna Reid Syndrome"
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️ @beardsandennui Ahh no she's his granddaughtercan we stop praising disney for having a "first LGBTQ character" over and over and then it turns out it's 2 seconds… https://t.co/tWfLHbBwDX
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️FINALLY, I'VE WAITED 14 MONTHS https://t.co/RGJDioTklEWell this is a relief https://t.co/rpcRsTkQk6 @ChrisNMansell Thank you! @EwaSR It's not true. Deadline is reporting nonsense again. https://t.co/PwDmxbmWEa
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️ @EwaSR I would rather they made some faux documentaries about how some of the ships were made. The TIE-Fighter from… https://t.co/mg2zUBtVEI
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️ @ecossefilmmaker 💯 @EwaSR Or more Rose.
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️ @EwaSR I just don’t understand why they’ve got this massive universe to play with and they insist on going back to… https://t.co/UP4LMZoXiK
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️ @EwaSR What we need is a Goodfellas style origin movie about Jabba's rise to power.
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️Hang in there wrath and envy https://t.co/ufJ77s0bj0
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️GIVE US THE STORMTROOPER REBELLION FFS @EwaSR He was just a lonely comic on the streets off Naboo, when they pushed him too far. Now, no one is smiling.
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️ @EwaSR You won't say this after you witness the 1st hour of new baby palatine content.
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️ @EwaSR Dominic Cummings: The Early Years. Before the black cloak were the gilets!
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️ @NicoleBurstein I don't want anything to make sense Nicole @EwaSR Ancient half-dead Palpatine overseeing the construction of his Sith fleet while he has flashbacks to his you… https://t.co/IDC5aDRsqc
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️aliens: *landing on earth* take us to your leader america: alright but ... sorry aliens: *wincing* jesus christ a… https://t.co/yP3UFn50Mz
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️None of this needs a deeper diveAre we going to be expected to sympathise with HIM now?! Come onnnnnnn let a cartoonish villain remain a cartoonish villainWe don't need this https://t.co/jWSpVsF0V6I sometimes think about the crazy casting decisions I'd make if I became famous and made my own films. Like....I'd… https://t.co/Z7aBHmmpht
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️I ONLY JUST GOT THE PUN IN TAILS’S NAME
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️When an elephant wants to play, you play. https://t.co/rfitOz6HRH
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️For our first wedding anniversary, Danielle and I are following the traditional UK gifts list... 1st - Napkin 2nd -… https://t.co/9u8hICbZ2n
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️This comment on the PM’s preference for minimal briefing notes is too important to consign to brackets. If a chief… https://t.co/EUSltgFCVn
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️Looking for a fun subscription box for yourself or maybe as a gift? Pin Badge Club sends out a brand new original… https://t.co/Pi4J8EPSsA
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️I don't get this, "there's no hint of irony" - it's a comic written by a guy known for tongue-in-cheek stuff, the a… https://t.co/iM4ruSvyjB
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️What I love about cats is how they, collectively, as a species, have never been fed, ever
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️There’s a lot of bad things going on in the world but Brian Cox teaching Hamlet's Soliloquy to a toddler will make… https://t.co/sQEQe5DsGz
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️May I please draw your attention to this anonymous quote contained herein: https://t.co/SHvu38VuKZ https://t.co/iolc5h6eqQ
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️in a https://t.co/tDxKi7L30U
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️The job titles on “love is blind” are so broad. “General manager”? Like of a baseball team or a ralph’s? Scientist?… https://t.co/5cPY2i5qLd
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️still the most chaotic story I've heard about a movie screening https://t.co/OgajSLDvEQ
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️you won jane. enjoy the money, I hope it makes you very happy. what a sad little life, jane. you ruined my night co… https://t.co/gziP6LMyrE
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️When the hostess and the sous chef start dating. https://t.co/ITI3WBobhh
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️boxer https://t.co/3zhGWdhygi
Retweeted by Stormy Ewa ⛈️ @cyan852 @mygoditsraining Lol, holy shit, I hope he was okay!
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