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Joined Twitter 2/25/18


@adam_alba Hannah Hunt by vampire weekend piano riff @MilesKlee im committed bro sorry @MilesKlee i will read it AND like it @mimicacas @colindross like i vouch for him to be your friend but it doesnt make sense bc i seenu guys are already friends @colindross @mimicacas vouch
12/1
2020
@jdcmedlock https://t.co/gFfrSj6iy7forgive me for making one of these https://t.co/y1JS4ySmFC @OGTwittarEgg @endofanerajc analyzing power structures through the lens of racism is the same as qanon, lmfaoodiscourse https://t.co/EdMHa6Dbc0
11/30
2020
add me on letterboxd: i think you can either look up excesstential or my username on there is hallmarkgems @mostlychels no i totally agree that’s why my films skew positive because i try to watch movies i know i would like haha @ihatethiskid no so fast https://t.co/KU9I75Fvtu @internetcassie you and @rodeoman have identical ones, nice @searching4gf you’re the best dude on letterboxd bc you like everyone’s reviews, a true man of the peopleoops sorry, didn’t mean to drop my letterboxd ratings, which perfectly capture a statistical normal distribution, t… https://t.co/eG4c21Pvzj
11/29
2020
Liberals: Jesus was a liberal. He loved liberalism. Free markets, the protection of capitalism, and some social fre… https://t.co/Lc91nR0u34if i were a marxist in 2020, i would simply not defend stalin, knowing that historically, wide swathes of marxists… https://t.co/LavnfBOIiQ
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11/28
2020
@cal_gif https://t.co/0L7xsbvwhO @internetanja this is good
11/26
2020
@hellobyeidc Alvvays, Many Voices Speak, Soccer Mommy, Kero Kero Bonito, Beach House, Rapsody, Tennis, Illuminati Hotties, Angel Olsen @zziak22 @adamgreattweet @sushipregnancy ❤️ @GarbageApe careful, he rules over usthe simultaneous self-amazement and self-loathing i currently feel for completing a 20 page research paper in two days
11/25
2020
@Coll3enG rissa is so awesome i love this for u guys @husbandofbread whooops nevermind lmao @husbandofbread he deleted lol @jazz_onmycouch singing with someone else to a corny song rules, they rule
11/24
2020
@catluvr09 i bet she uses the reface app or something haha @catluvr09 lmao yeah right, she deserves better @catluvr09 im unreasonably mad you didn’t respond to her saying hi @mat_gayflag ok your answer is so kind and direct though , i love that @mormcore @jackharlow has completely blown up but a few summers ago i was the guy who always showed people his song… https://t.co/JJqyE2Mi8Xhttps://t.co/CpnLHx8BDo
11/23
2020
@arm_muscle is it bad? @endofanerajc https://t.co/cfAZo8z71d @endofanerajc yeah i thought it might be bait but anyone familiar with matt walsh knows he is actually horrible lol @internetanja there’s s tiny chance it’s bait but coming from matt walsh he has always had equally shitty takes @searching4gf there’s always tomorrow night kinghttps://t.co/e6m18eLF46Advanced google search shows he had wavered on his position before this, but never openly pushed his Medicare For A… https://t.co/WdXoo7FQYmOkay the timeline of this is pretty sad actually lol February 2018: Pete Buttigieg supports Medicare for All Janu… https://t.co/1jTM4nDaxa @gramscifancam Joseph Buttigieg :)
11/22
2020
@clay_png do not tho @crotchner i know this is unironically your response haha and it’s true @KejeraL bruh you are actually one if the smartest people i follow tho @heavybretting It’s international men’s day, week. cmon manWho are the smartest people you follow? @gaytheon @themoralskeptic saying the “f word” isn’t yelling, and i clearly laid out the difference in our position… https://t.co/ko5cqvpoyN @gaytheon @themoralskeptic yeah it’s really important to stay civil while debating whether nazi snuff films should be able to flourish
11/21
2020
@ThaMagicDragon hahaha omg @RadioTodd13 embarrassingly naiive. dm me , i’m not linking to it on here @DirtyDeltaTango dm me, im not posting or linking to it here @themoralskeptic i didn’t misread. You are claiming that, in spite of free speech, people still face natural conseq… https://t.co/6I9XyknsHoThis app was the #1 app on the app store last week. @themoralskeptic @endofanerajc actually fuck your right to “free speech” when people are making open calls for mino… https://t.co/Dhghb00mg1 @endofanerajc New social media branded as “unbiased” but designed to be a break from Twitter’s “censorship” of righ… https://t.co/KsgIlpTpb1It is 10000% percent a breeding ground for hate and terrorism and even though it already occurs on twitter to an ex… https://t.co/bRi895FH2mTW: extreme racial violence/hate In 10 minutes on Parler i across multiple popular and openly nazi accounts, with… https://t.co/HIaeHPoyU7 @queenozymandias I don't think you realize how this isn't a dunk at all. @JohnHolbein1 @jdcmedlock you are in fact, arguing for means-testing
11/20
2020
the king! https://t.co/KMTOral45k3 days without a @geraldstratfor3 post im gonna be sick @sushipregnancy @discpix i love this song!! @onlineryn .
11/19
2020
omg ... https://t.co/Fv5Iyelqei https://t.co/lUVGHlQYYs @onlineryn . @ChaoticMunk123 @davidsmind69 @Dan_Arrows lol ironic to be posting that in a thread where kamala fistbumps a suppos… https://t.co/XsxRjzUcAN @nihilists4jesus lol https://t.co/1FnacICOFB https://t.co/Yi3jV5dnzw @nihilists4jesus lol can he really not differentiate between “military service” and a worship of the military that… https://t.co/NzENjQIVaBuhhhh hello based department??? 👀👀👀👀 https://t.co/7S5KDqxJ8Z @DaveMustang9 @zei_squirrel fedora checks out @sophsadly hahaha no... @kickeep “ken!” https://t.co/rMFyBTBPUf @NicoleLalka “hello!!” https://t.co/UCNSExVFbf @sophsadly “hello there!” https://t.co/CTvR3rzhNO
11/18
2020
@skinnyfila forgive me Lord for having read this @onlineryn “hello Ryn!” https://t.co/DDIbBiUBJs @SpenSpenBurt “Hello spencer!” https://t.co/9W8JYcIqus!⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮 𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗲𝗱 https://t.co/2VOWk6zybUthe underlying ideas and assumptions built into this paragraph are so psychotic and cruel that i am genuinely speec… https://t.co/VwYYkW0UgX
Retweeted by jp @rodeoman i think i got in on it early... should have sold at its peak @CarlBeijer you don’t think we will come around to wishing we had voted for Trump? whoathis format gonna become stale so fast hahahMental health on LOCK baby 😎 !⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱from Alan Moore https://t.co/Lb7SFmlyis https://t.co/XUaqnHJ9pl
11/17
2020
@gramscifancam ben norton retweet, nice @nicegirlmeg ok this is fire @nicegirlmeg drop your most proud sentence @nihilists4jesus i feel like gnome is being held hostage bc the gnome meme would be the quote edited to say “i thin… https://t.co/7C1MwxXXauhttps://t.co/1OjE5dGF4t https://t.co/wqpXpjjv5G @jdcmedlock library socialism is cool in some ways tho @al_avenue @icedoutomnitrix honestly yeah i just wanted to flex , theirs was better as well lol
11/16
2020
trump tweets are like those nature videos of rotting whale carcasses on the ocean floor, like there's this whole ec… https://t.co/wwgv57fyVa
Retweeted by jp @hilaryagro Im not sure but it is a liberating experiencepolitical girl: why r you leaving me on read :/ me trying to spell borgwuazie: https://t.co/BkICpeBVFQ
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11/15
2020
@olivesagan and naming 5 breakfast cereals as they revel in the modernity of man lmao @icedoutomnitrix this could be you in a minute they call me british the way i’m “innit” @Zaveguin @tiostavi @icedoutomnitrix they call me british the way i’m “innit” @icedoutomnitrix literally just a moan should be next lmaoand likewise how do liberals not see that Democratic opposition to him is mostly just theater because the exact sam… https://t.co/XOF5Adh6tH
11/14
2020

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