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I am composed entirely of caffeine and spite

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Joined Twitter 10/19/14


@InkingKitsune There wasn't one. He just said it with no context"You are what you eat, and I am an innocent civilian" - My Brother, with absolutely no context
11/25
2020
This is so sad Alexa, play Tusk
11/17
2020
@FreakyFundip @Volcanron I think it would be a worse place if you weren't alive :(
11/5
2020
@FreakyFundip D:
10/30
2020
@FreakyFundip 😡😡😡😡😡😡 @FreakyFundip delete(fundip); @FreakyFundip Hey bitch stfu
10/29
2020
"I hate cyclises! They are stoop!" - my mother, in the midst of roadrage
10/26
2020
@FreakyFundip I suppose it was helpful but it's tripping me out yoSo my Mechanical pencil ran out and I'd left the refils in a different part of the house so I decided just to leave… https://t.co/k6TLFpw3WS
10/25
2020
I hate being a classics nerd when people are talking about Devil May Cry. Y'all can't start talking about Dante and… https://t.co/DdQDwS5vNC
10/22
2020
Edgar Allan Poe: "All that we see or seem / Is but a dream within a dream." Also Edgar Allan Poe: https://t.co/Xe9M4m01tl
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10/19
2020
Mr. Collins: *speaks* The Bennets: https://t.co/uEKjbq6oaz
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10/3
2020
Wise words from my mother; "Out of all of the driving skills, my favorite is the forward-going part"
10/1
2020
Babies' first snow!! The weather really waited til we were in spring to pull this didnt it? https://t.co/FY7941RS5q
9/28
2020
@FreakyFundip @deerbats Me
9/26
2020
@Volcanron Hive mind too stronkYou may call it a stutter I call it an impromptu remix
9/23
2020
@FreakyFundip @Volcanron Ayyy me too
9/19
2020
@FreakyFundip Incorrect
9/17
2020
I make a lot of jokes about being illiterate but working in a customer service job really brings it to your attenti… https://t.co/aw8tf57zVw
9/16
2020
❤ this tweet and I will write something about you :)my english is getting worse but my french is not getting any better so at this rate i will not be able to communicate within the next year
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9/9
2020
I'm a geek, a nerd, AND a dumbass. That's what I call a triple threat
9/7
2020
@FreakyFundip Please keep your throat intact"It's gonna be a you problem if I have to murder you and take your skinny jeans" - my mother
9/3
2020
If I've got one thing going for me, it's that I'm almost totally unrecognizable in my work uniform, especially with… https://t.co/Jqg57BezOG
8/29
2020
@FreakyFundip Yep that's pretty much what happened 😅😅I turn my back for 0.2 of a second and all my food is gone... The joys of having 2 puppies.
8/23
2020
The amount of people who straight up try to dodge it is astounding. Like bro, it's gonna last longer if you fight the system. Grow up.Although, if I'm going to be honest, the drunk ones are significantly nicer and more understanding than the ones wh… https://t.co/79QOE7qFIwMan I love herding drunk people while also trying to maintain level two procedures. It's totally not violently frustrating at all.
8/22
2020
@FreakyFundip Want me to stab?
8/21
2020
Stress about tests aside, uni is kinda pretty at night
8/19
2020
@FreakyFundip We Stan Fundip getting emotional about Howl
8/15
2020
There is nothing more uplifting than specific compliments. Like "you're pretty" is nice but "I really like the shap… https://t.co/hUoj3QApfJ
8/9
2020
Is it bad that I have become so used to fire drills that when a fire alarm actually goes off my first reaction is "lol okay"
8/5
2020
open for a surprise im begging you https://t.co/m5nV0KQTO7
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7/29
2020
Any IRL social interaction with me is just me mumbling awkwardly and bowing a bazillion times until the conversatio… https://t.co/8yW9NeaBMx
7/22
2020
@FreakyFundip She's technically not and I'm really upset about itMy sister: We did coding in class today Me: Oh? What type of coding? Sister: Where you put words on the screen Me:… https://t.co/ICKMUGknxm
7/21
2020
https://t.co/rHKUOSryc8 https://t.co/CKC3LhnTVnMe: I'm trying really hard to be healthier. Also me: *drinks 710mls of energy drink at once*
7/15
2020
@InkingKitsune *bows dramatically* *jazz hands into the distance*I don't think this needs further explanation #persona5 #goroakechi https://t.co/nce8H26Vyn
7/7
2020
@FreakyFundip I totally would but this building is so fancy I'd probably just spontaneously combustLove having to find my class in a building I've only been in once without the room code cuz the timetable app isn't… https://t.co/AribhwsMWPGreat to finally be back on campus. Maybe now I can actually start feeling like I have direction in my life 😅
7/6
2020
So you flew too close to the sun and plummeted into the sea as a result of your own hubris https://t.co/5rKaDg08d6
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7/4
2020
Important cosplay questions from @SehunSeb00ty: "does the length of your leg change when you tendu?"
6/24
2020
Ah, yes, my favorite mood. U N B E A R A B L E D R E A D
6/12
2020
@YereliYang Aww thanks 💕 @YereliYang Vouch??Gimme validation i did some #yusukekitagawa cosplay last night lol https://t.co/9ofE1FgznT
6/9
2020
"I can't read I need to go to the orthodontist" - my friend upon me showing her a meme
6/1
2020
@FreakyFundip Lucky
5/23
2020
@Volcanron We all know thats a lie @Volcanron The universe is punishing you for your crimes
5/11
2020
@Dossium Congrats!! Am v jelly @Dossium Oh have you finished up your semester??
5/5
2020
2 days out of lockdown level 4 and I'm already doing the 5am shift. It was good while it lasted I guess. X_X
4/28
2020
@FreakyFundip He's a business kitty
4/23
2020
I forgot Ashley Bloomfeild's name so I ended up calling him "health daddy." I think lockdown is getting to me.
4/20
2020
@Volcanron You're banned @Volcanron They want to show u love @Volcanron B u l l y I n g @Volcanron I'm fight u for animal crimes @Volcanron A mood
4/10
2020
@Volcanron Oh OK. What hemisphere u playing in? @Volcanron What.... What is it
4/1
2020
@YereliYang Omg
3/24
2020
@Dossium Bold of you to assume we even have pockets
3/18
2020
Shout out to the campus store for giving me a free banana with my sandwich and allowing me to not have the diet of… https://t.co/y2bCGo6twR
3/16
2020
Date ideas for Valentine's Day: - Get dinner - See a movie - Resurface after 5 years with a large fortune and a ne… https://t.co/iCS9Fjz3JX
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3/10
2020
This lecturer has done the impossible - making me incredibly bored of the one thing I'm the most passionate about 🙄Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-“the devil”-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch
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3/9
2020
The group of water bottles in my room when I bring in another one https://t.co/4bQyfIntoI
Retweeted by Face"on your 16th bday the first words your soulmate ever says to you will appear on your wrist" 😔 this is so beautiful… https://t.co/nAXOQ82vCh
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3/5
2020
Sometimes I wish the facial recognition software in my brain would actually work instead of feeding me back questio… https://t.co/D7P1bqtTQh
2/26
2020
Movie villains have nothing on the level of rage I attain working in the kitchen
2/25
2020
@Dossium Amen 🙏
2/24
2020
@FreakyFundip Ayyy @FreakyFundip No. I'm leaving. @FreakyFundip I'm actually a Slytherin tho T_T @FreakyFundip Hufflepuff: 11 Slytherin: 16 Ravenclaw: 20 Gryffindor: 9 https://t.co/cmJaeJOGl1
2/11
2020
@Volcanron @Dossium What about we cache the golden sniche
2/4
2020
@FreakyFundip @Nathan_eel Noooo I want
1/31
2020
@FreakyFundip @Dossium I want
1/27
2020
@FreakyFundip ShhhhhhhhhIt would be supremely useful if my body could figure out how to stay upright without trying to spin itself into the void
1/8
2020
Legit thought I was going deaf... And then today my ears popped and my hearing's back. That was a wild ride.
1/6
2020
Shout out to the two grown ass adults in the parking lot where everyone learns to drive. Y'all look really mature t… https://t.co/Q6xFCkQM8G
1/4
2020
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's perpetual dehydration
1/2
2019
I'm so ready for the new decade just so I can continue to be my same dumb ass self
12/30
2019
@Volcanron I vote just straight not eating @Volcanron You're not living your best life if you're not being the most obnoxious you can
12/29
2019
@FreakyFundip @RottenPapi My personal favorite is "Merry Crisis" because that is my eternal ongoing mood
12/27
2019

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