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An illustrator punk drawing stuff and killing time till’ time kills me. My debut book, MUSLIM WOMEN, out 2020! (🇧🇩🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🕋) Repped by @WonderLilly

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If my fictional murderer saw this she’d say 1) he’s dumb as a sack of rocks and 2) was just asking to get murgledLmao he also lists his complexion. Because colorism. “Complexion: Fair (smart, good looking)” 😂 I would show you h… https://t.co/Mg1mJr3VRLThis latest guy sent my dad a fax of the occupations and addresses of all his closest relatives. Miraculous how he’… https://t.co/AoW1k2wRliI’m just here looking at the names, contacts, addresses, and schedules of suitors my dad keeps sending my way - eve… https://t.co/O4cryWoGbUConcept: a desi cop tries to catch a serial murderer whose killed multiple brown single men. The killer turns out t… https://t.co/Pnzd4tCue3 @TazzyStar Ok i'm just gonna put it out there 'cause it's bothering me - The way I see interracial dating discour… https://t.co/5JkhLLp8GC @TazzyStar If she's gonna go so far as to shoot the movie in the high school where she grew up I think she'd also c… https://t.co/vvwZFwlR2iMy hot take is just a long tired sighHala director: Here's an intimate, honest story of my family and sexuality while growing up. I wrote this as part o… https://t.co/6f7IHWTYTQ
12/30
2019
You ever get tired of wanting things
12/27
2019
@capnredbeardo @GraceSpelman Can’t their excuse for eating a burger be that they want to eat a burger? I guess ment… https://t.co/FBmGg9RDHO @capnredbeardo @GraceSpelman Maybe it’s cause I’m an immigrant, but it sincerely seems utterly bizarre to not eat f… https://t.co/Hz4ItUkk2H @capnredbeardo @GraceSpelman Wait... why do you have to change to fit a dress... shouldn’t a dress be fit to you? I… https://t.co/iKj3zPqzRp @OhHeyDJ I'm sorry, but without rose tinted nostalgia glasses on, the 2 films I saw from this franchise looked like… https://t.co/o5qknwB1jk @OhHeyDJ SAME me: why were there so many battles?? that was like 90% fighting friend: what did you expect from a s… https://t.co/x5ZkNv0x0r @OhHeyDJ Amen, the true seasons blessings is the years of our lives we saved by not engaging in Star WarsShe hides behind me when we meet knew people, but will stick her head out to peek. She gets flustered when you talk… https://t.co/f5ijvccE6pI can't tell if my teen sister is shy 'cause of social anxiety or if she's just trying to be a shoujo protagonistI can’t believe not getting into Star Wars proved to be a positive life choice. The constant roller coaster of nost… https://t.co/ZsYAmPRg1NThe only thing I’m bringing into 2020 is my hindsight @tencents77 I'm sorry i did this to us https://t.co/z2ZgQ8jtgJ
12/26
2019
I never truly appreciated how adorable tomatoes are until now ;0;I made myself hungry while painting https://t.co/HfUqcRjmzuMore often than not, thinking of oneself as “ugly” is just a symptom of photography being a difficult skill. Proper… https://t.co/eHAtwd921N @gitagovinda He just... thinks thats normal? A passport costs hundreds of dollars, of course not everyone has oneMy partner: you don't have to be extraordinary to deserve to be happy and loved and comfortable, you know that righ… https://t.co/MMPmhtV1HAShe has 0 ambitions and 0 stances on any opinions. She is very content with her minimum wage job, her rich parents,… https://t.co/zSeQMWr7SJSure, I can pretend my immigrant dad's philosophy that I have to earn the right to be happy didn't screw me up... B… https://t.co/2Hw4QobA0N
12/25
2019
@KarthikVasan Oh shoot I have to update that link. Here's the home page: https://t.co/KcwLKd9sk6 Thank you 🙏🏽I'm drawing food today, hell yeah https://t.co/kpULS3mecL
12/24
2019
Reminds me of all the times I’ve introduced myself and the other person immediately chimes “Nope, I’ll never rememb… https://t.co/UhHJN5QgIf
12/23
2019
Looking up photos of black women in the Victorian period for reasons and these three are my favorite https://t.co/jQZ4NcBPi1
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12/21
2019
@slimyswampghost All waifus are mandated by law to only wear the sexy version of Halloween costumeCATS - but it’s all the cat memes you like in a vine compilation on YouTube. You’re dressed in your pjs, curled up… https://t.co/BBQk0ft5JxWe should totally do our best to be environmentally friendly. But without sustainable systems it all just feels lik… https://t.co/cS7sGnLp35Environmentalism somehow makes me feel more guilty for existing than religion ever did, but with numbers and no God @LeenScience Hell yeah, the gold medal for Silently Hopping To The Bathroom On One Foot At 4AM goes to meeeeeI had a good brain day - a welcome change in a long depressive period. However, I was too joyful while catching up… https://t.co/va73j4BaGQMumbai turning out to fill the streets #IndiaAgainstCAA https://t.co/wBNBZxkfcv
Retweeted by Fahmida in deadline hell till February☠️ @amandachu Also I’m putting Instinctual Rivalry in the same bucket as “if they don’t go pew pew, they’re better than us and that’s worse” @amandachu Ah I want to get into Star Trek, I’ve seen a few eps and liked it, but it’s so big I got intimidated and ran away @Spoolses One time I met a straight person who hated cars more than I do, but then they came out as trans so the math still checks out @Spoolses You wouldn’t think the center of that Venn diagram would be so crowded but it really is like that 😂 @gojirama Haha, Gays Can’t Drive is a meme. Not sure why but I know a disproportionate amount of gays without a dri… https://t.co/zDFvfy0sP81) I should have written this on note pad 2) I’m leaving it here ‘cause I’m working on giving a healthy amount of l… https://t.co/BefjbuV6uVIs fears of robots just fears of our own douchebaggery? If they act too human they’ll go pew pew like us too, which… https://t.co/X0x5vF7a76Does god feel less special when we make a Sistine chapel? Is the mimicry of humanness enough to treat something as… https://t.co/IixevmbaM52am and I can’t sleep. Thinkin’ about robots and humans. Like it seems obvious that robots can mimic humans when t… https://t.co/3bMSPetf2MYes I’m the stereotype of a queer who can’t drive, what of it? I’m not biasedI hate cars so much. I hate needing them. I hate that a license for operating a car is a primary mode of ID. I hate… https://t.co/n3MAAL5V0K
12/20
2019
@Spoolses Yep, we're just a bunch of weenie-hut-juniors for demanding better 😂Imagine living your life believing Asians are immune to mental illness. I'm still not over how he has a masters degree. @Spoolses Every era had a "planet on fire" sense of dread though, right? Like how you used to have to live thinking… https://t.co/cgzP9czbhXIts easier to do a census when people have the resources and safety to come out and fill out your survey. Your broa… https://t.co/4qy1yT50asStatistics is full of fallacy. I remember in HS psychology class my teacher -who has a masters degree from a reputa… https://t.co/RqzzliH25wThe way I've seen The Olds talk of the kids being depressed now is similar to how they treat stats on millennials b… https://t.co/nIAWqI2qiYIs it that depression is more common in millennials or is it that the destigmatization of mental illness is leading… https://t.co/QygBcXbK8B
12/19
2019
UHM. SOME NEWS. I designed the newest superhero for Ms. Marvel! Meet Amulet. 4 years ago reading Ms. Marvel vol 1… https://t.co/U0zDGJdiK6
Retweeted by Fahmida in deadline hell till February☠️We do SO much work as Muslim culture shifters, narrative tellers, advocates & activists. We recenter POVs, disrupt… https://t.co/HtgYATml6i
Retweeted by Fahmida in deadline hell till February☠️
12/18
2019
@magical_grill Holy shit!!!! CONGRATULATIONS that’s huge!! So proud of you, you worked so hard ;0; @nouveaukid You’re reliable and smart and the first person I think of whenever the words “plant witch” comes my way… https://t.co/4HXDFPOvcX
12/17
2019
@nidhiart It looks so good! But for real though I never get to wear my salwar kameez and lenghas anywhere :<I had the dream again https://t.co/IWrytUlLKa
Retweeted by Fahmida in deadline hell till February☠️Are you a writer? Are you planning on heading to a holiday party this weekend? Feel free to take my handy guide and… https://t.co/zbmq3C1yXl
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12/14
2019
@neonlanterns @thewritingMC Whenever a politician says “small businesses are the backbone of our economy” I’m remin… https://t.co/yBUJ2TyPQUMuslim kid: is it ok to commit a haram to save Christmas? Imam: excuse me??? @andreaschmitzzz @SaraAlfageeh This will be the promotional poster for the not-Christmas movie @JoshuaACNewman When questioned why they say “because I get presents for 8 days straight! Of course I’m the expert on presents!”Jewish kid wants to make sure the presents are the best, so they bring wooly socks, a comic about complicated ethic… https://t.co/9iKhjUfTRc
Retweeted by Fahmida in deadline hell till February☠️ @TazzyStar Let’s do the shorter one first. I’d love to listen to the audio story while I’m painting :>I’m sure Jesus can relate https://t.co/4BeGmYT0nkI’ve woken up and once again feel terrified of being a muslim woman in this country. Do me a solid; if I gotta pa… https://t.co/HhLrpijxbB
Retweeted by Fahmida in deadline hell till February☠️ @pgofhsm ....Did anyone tell them it’s not a Hanukkah movie if it’s about Christmas? @Hypnocrite @elektrotal This is it, this will be the title 😂 @ge_ki_tsu At some point it’s just hilarious that the sheer scale of Christmas makes it so the rest of us find new… https://t.co/al3QEyCtdKI’m being purposefully reductive for the sake of a joke. Poking fun at how I, a religious minority, live in a secul… https://t.co/ihJ3bVUu8WThis project is all coming together and I’m excited to share the finished product... https://t.co/i65ppyJpuD
Retweeted by Fahmida in deadline hell till February☠️ @TazzyStar Sure! I'll read it while sipping on nog and working on my manuscript on this upcoming blessed WednesdayWhat if a christian kid can't spend the holidays with their family, so their religious minority friends get togethe… https://t.co/9VhpsaWrlr
12/13
2019
@TazzyStar I bet what you've written is gold, there’s so much you can do with the concept @ge_ki_tsu Christmas is a particularly special hump day 😂 @fahmida_azim for purely artistic reasons, i’d like to determine the exact shade of red you achieve in the face of… https://t.co/BWB3m1SXkY
Retweeted by Fahmida in deadline hell till February☠️Coworker: I got you a christmas present! Religious Minority Protagonist: oh thank you! That's so nice Coworker: did… https://t.co/PfAZBIBhRPNeighbor: Merry Christmas! Religious Minority Protagonist: and a happy WednesdayConcept: a Christmas movie starring all the people who don’t celebrate Christmas and how they navigate the season @DoctorYasmin @jeanho Highly relatable content. I had to double check everything I heard on the phone call. The flu… https://t.co/NBHKfCHTIw朝食マンタ https://t.co/Ey2cxPFfut
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12/12
2019
Tired: the government is spying on my conversations 😩 Wired: the government is a subscriber to my podcast 👍🏽 Remem… https://t.co/KQPo0bSaQa"Why don't Asian Americans vote more?" you ask Well I dunno, maybe it's hard to feel like your opinions as a citiz… https://t.co/iPjLxbcJE2
12/9
2019
@iwantsyrniki Hell yeah! I should have been doing characters like this all along, it’s so dang cute @Aaliyamj Hell yeah I’m doing this!! Joyful floral pompoms for all the hijabi sisters @Muslimkid123 The story takes place during a special occasion, so yes it’s for an eventHijabi sisters of twitter, I'm designing a character and I need to know, is it unrealistic to pin marigolds to your… https://t.co/N9emXwN8Lh
12/6
2019
If you ever look at the Moon and wonder what the Earth looks like from there? It’s in the opposite phase as the Moo… https://t.co/YxbwmjuhUn
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12/5
2019
@DoctorYasmin If 30s is the new 20s and 50s are the new 30s then where do your 40s go??? @FeatheredSchist My whole life I’ve heard Bologna pronounced ba-lo-nee which was confusing enough, but then there’s… https://t.co/YBiIxvBsbWYou think you finally know how to speak the English language, but then you run into the words Lasagna and Bologna https://t.co/1gjhhKXoBx
12/4
2019
Appreciate Katherine Langford for her performance in Knives Out of the patron saint of rich liberal white women who… https://t.co/3hPbQ7wblt
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12/3
2019
Controversial opinion: patishapta pitha is better than all other dessert pithas. Better than ras malai even https://t.co/8Pd1VHtGQ2Baby’s first time in LA was the best! I ate so much food https://t.co/J8wbn3z0PR
12/1
2019

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