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Laura @fairycakes London, UK

Comedy writer represented by PBJ Management - DM for work enquiries

828 Following   30,855 Followers   2,785 Tweets

Joined Twitter 10/12/08


@jackrooke @Channel4 So, so excited for this!! 😍😍😍 Congratulations my love, I know it’s going to be amazing ✨💖🥂 @hdeangelis_ @jackrooke So excited for this!!! 😍😍😍
11/26
2020
Feels like running into an old boyfriend https://t.co/TRMl8OQPVy @Sarah_Kendall Hooray! Amazing news! XxWish there was a webcam outside the local post office so I could see if the queue right now is just enough to rob m… https://t.co/HXaWljZhYm
11/25
2020
Happy Birthday to one of my most favourite people on the planet 🎂. To celebrate his brilliance, let’s all enjoy onc… https://t.co/hWnrzRUL30
11/24
2020
I love this scene from Peep Show https://t.co/hzgG0JGg6wProactive day today. Cleared 12% off my sky box.
11/23
2020
February me had no idea https://t.co/26Lqq4hPBT
11/22
2020
@RosieWesthoff @leedsfilmfest @fionahardingham @leedsshortfilm Yes Rosie!!! Congratulations!! 🎉
11/21
2020
@tomgeorgefilm Amazing!!! Congratulations Tom!!
11/20
2020
@seaninsound @BBC6Music @maxrichtermusic @YuliaMahr Congratulations Sean!!! 🎉 @AniaMags @avalonent Wahey!!! 🎉🍾 Lovely news!!! 💖Good to know what this dress will look like if I ever need to shit in the bushes https://t.co/EAoFBUBHk3
11/19
2020
@kfRedhot Just opening this in a new tab. Will read later. xxx
11/18
2020
@sianharries_ Oh, Sian. ♥️ Sending much love to you and Rhod xxx
11/17
2020
Thrilled to announce I have been cast in the next series of the Crown as Prince Charles’ sausage fingers
11/16
2020
@ameliadimz Just imagine it. I bet it feels unreal.Sitting on the sofa, dreaming of being relaxed @bucket_edna Close your eyes and think of mince xxx
11/15
2020
someone’s got the office hamster for the weekend https://t.co/3JYK0GmfR2 @hansmollman If it helps I didn’t start pursuing what I really wanted to do until I was 30, and now I’m 32, I’ve ch… https://t.co/u4dsht6DXv
11/13
2020
I used to work with Lee Cain and I’m always amazed that in 6 years he’s gone from working on a BBC3 entertainment s… https://t.co/iZs17zMGsP @polspop That was a rollercoaster of a whatsapp @Philippa_Perry I hadn’t thought of it like that. Yes! @ZoeTomalin When my sitcom got optioned 2 men who don’t even follow me DMed to ask if they could play the lead role. @ZoeTomalin I get so, so many of these.
11/11
2020
Please help. I am in my early thirties and walk consistently with my hands behind my back like I am Prince Philip.
11/10
2020
Congratulations to the vaccine. I'd love to be sure of myself 90% of the time.
11/9
2020
@nathan_foad That voice! 🎤 ✨ @kfRedhot had a dream you became mayor of London. You weren’t even running. Everyone had just written your name on… https://t.co/AaTos0dDJffeel like Daniel Day Lewis researching for a role playing a buffet https://t.co/jhY1Ri8OPl
11/8
2020
The magic of television https://t.co/wC4ZbuYha9QVC are selling 4 pies for £28.98 https://t.co/S8X6mpN1XGSaturday night hasn’t felt this electric since Noel’s House Party
11/7
2020
The only person who’s handled losing a job even more ungraciously than this is the woman at my friend’s work who sh… https://t.co/1Z6hfS0Yn3Me, wondering why America keeps making such bad decisions, whilst I sit, hunched over with stomach pain because I r… https://t.co/1I9sYvL9oDHaven’t been this nervous about a vote since Will VS Gareth
11/4
2020
@ThatGledhill Bappy Airthday Hmy! 🎉🎈🎁
11/3
2020
Some of us get to be beautiful, confident, and rich. Others of us get to be good at boiling eggs. It all evens itself out.Now everyday has an impending sense of doom never forget Sunday was the original creator of this vibe. The pioneer… https://t.co/BPJhV1kdSb
11/1
2020
Boris is taking as long as the last minute on the washing machinePeston leaking this is like when I found out my friend was pregnant because Instagram kept telling me she was follo… https://t.co/J7TskkJVBg
10/31
2020
The pandemic will only truly be over where there are no more buses with Trolls World Tour on the side
10/30
2020
Booked an appointment for my arthritis, and the hairdresser has just found a fresh clump of greys. If this was a su… https://t.co/ZKp4SjaVrf
10/28
2020
@mralistairgreen Always lovely to see the pie man @ThatGledhill 😍😍😍
10/27
2020
The most chilling thing I’ve ever heard was a parent snap “STOP MISBEHAVING OR I’M TAKING THE CELINE DION CD OUT OF THE CAR” @NatashaHodgson With our Arnold Palmer’s Pro Shots we could TAKE OVER THE WORLD (as long as taking over the world o… https://t.co/XQqveMgxdo @NatashaHodgson Was this in Exeter? Because I think I’ve taken a photo of the exact same box... @ThatGledhill Are you in London? Let’s be friends please!My Dad’s been updating the Wikipedia page for Wannabe again https://t.co/BRvXmJMeEN @SophLouiseHall This one is worse than I ever could’ve imagined
10/26
2020
This year has taught me the only stressful situation I’m in any way prepared for is rescuing a brick from the botto… https://t.co/zorbAtqm4Y @JackJMHarris Wahey!!! Congratulations, legend! 🎉🎉🎉 @tomosp Yeah. Going to really go to town with the next one.Can’t wait to experience 01.29 again in an hour
10/25
2020
Felt depressed so went for a walk and saw a heron and a man fiddling with his knob. Only got a picture of the heron. https://t.co/0I5F8zAyv2
10/23
2020
Had a sinfully lovely time writing on this. Mel and Lou are the ultimate dream team 💖 Coming to Dave soon! https://t.co/IGoTofQp3b
10/22
2020
If this year has taught me one thing it’s that I don’t have any hobbies
10/21
2020
IS NOTHING REAL ANYMORE? https://t.co/hwSlOaDker“Can you smell what The Rock is cooking???” Me, emailing HR, as he microwaves another plastic bag in the work kitchen
10/20
2020
Sometimes I sit on the sofa and stare at the cobweb in the corner of the ceiling and think “I should get rid of tha… https://t.co/YTYxP9K9WE
10/18
2020
There’s a woman on Facebook who’s kid has been a toddler for about 7 years and I’ve just realised she’s actually had 3 children
10/17
2020
@inezxvi @PatrickTurps 😍😍😍😍 @thepincomedy @JKCorden I know I keep telling you how great these all are, so why change a habit?! This is so, so great @BenAshenden @SFP_London Woohoo! Congratulations - this is excellent news 🎉
10/15
2020
It’s actually humbling how many followers this has lost me. Turns out Lettuce water is the line. And I crossed it.My favourite drink? The 96% of lettuce that is water
10/14
2020
It’s in these troubling times I really wish I owned a piece of wood with ‘Live, Laugh, Love’ carved into it, becaus… https://t.co/tA3phSzDxZ
10/12
2020
Was she really livin la vida loca or did she just have the confidence to wear a hat?
10/11
2020
@mralistairgreen It’s taken me over 2 hours to watch an episode of A Place In The Sun because I keep pausing the TV to stare at the wallOnce spent £40 on a therapist who suggested maybe the reason I’d never enjoyed going to parties was because I’d only been to shit ones
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10/10
2020
@CharlieJamison What did you click to get this? Did I miss the question about bum hoses?
10/9
2020
Love it when an incredibly attractive person repeatedly likes my tweets but doesn’t follow me. Its ok hun. You don’… https://t.co/YCC9MfdkHmJust started watching a documentary and then I realised, I don’t care
10/8
2020
@simonblackwell I'm so sorry Simon. What a beautiful friend. Sending you love. xStanding in the ticket line I wonder, is this Shrek's Adventure or mine?
10/7
2020
@NinaKoggy ♥️
10/5
2020
@MattEdmondson ♥️What an incredible song - you are a scarily talented man, Edmondson. Everything you turn your hand… https://t.co/uwum1RHhpu
10/3
2020
Been feeling quite down lately but then I remembered at least on the plus side I’ve never had to visit a medieval dentist
10/2
2020
@polspop POLLLYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍Happy #nationalpoetryday2020 https://t.co/ap8R8lOju7
10/1
2020
My laptop crashed and wouldn’t turn back on so I started crying and thinking how it’d just be easier to run away an… https://t.co/794PjRhLwh
9/29
2020
I’ve been getting to do some more writing on this, which is always fun. Catch up on last night’s brilliant episode… https://t.co/SU5LbfkGR2
9/25
2020
Can someone send me an email? Anything would be fine. It’d just be nice to hear that ping and it not be from an onl… https://t.co/55YxdEOIbXOften I like to come on here and just observe. Watching silently from the corner, like a soulless tourist wandering… https://t.co/ThOk9PdECS
9/24
2020
when Zoom really lets you down https://t.co/t5AiPHmr2S
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9/22
2020
McWhitty’s Digestive (thank you @1tonpayton) https://t.co/Hpk7icp3Z1There are none. Good luck to whoever gets this money shot.How am I doing? I just googled ‘Chris Whitty Eating Biscuits’ to see if I could tweet a picture and caption it McWhitty’s DigestivesShout out to all the actors who look like Patrick Vallance and Chris Witty. ITV will be calling you soon, babes.
9/21
2020
@hansmollman I can’t help my feelings, Mollie. I just can’t help it.Everything reminds me of him https://t.co/0W5SbSDQbO
9/19
2020
@AntiqueRoadTrip @ThePaulLaidlaw Laidlaw is an absolute icon. The all time Roadtrip great.When you’ve already seen the video https://t.co/K0x6BquUWJ
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9/17
2020
I signed up for a 30 day relaxation course and now they keep emailing me constantly telling me to do things like go… https://t.co/S1KXqD7XnH
9/16
2020
The displays at Kew Gardens really are stunning https://t.co/TwrIfgiaE7
9/12
2020
@MikeTurner100 @LydiaMizon 🎉🎉🎉 Yes!!!FYI supermarkets - don’t even THINK about pulling the party food selection this Christmas. I still want to eat 20 m… https://t.co/aI8NhlwgkE
9/11
2020

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