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You were right when you said all that glitters isn’t gold. #LBHS #CUSE #NYC

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Joined Twitter 7/17/09


@MJMcKean @janilindqvist As a follow up, do you know if “Doesn’t Anybody Here Speak English?” is available digitall… https://t.co/HNN4tiHE9x @kevinmorby https://t.co/bb7SeGdotY
6/26
2020
@harikondabolu Congratulations Hari!!
6/9
2020
@kevinmorby If this is leading up to the announcement of a Morby/Hoppus collaboration I will be super excited and extremely surprised
5/25
2020
@ElizabethBanks Comedy Royalty
5/22
2020
my new album, “A.K.A.”, is out now! AND it’s Rini’s birthday! i love them both a lot! happy bday to my best hour… https://t.co/vKuLqIuqhh
Retweeted by Tony Faske
5/10
2020
@BostonGlobe Here’s the crazy thing about the Astros scandal: Not only did it help them win a title, it will help t… https://t.co/0n5zyIgtyW
2/18
2020
@NHL How is a team with the 5th most regulation wins in the league 7 pts out of a playoff spot?!? Fix this nonsense… https://t.co/Vr5nSleHEq
2/15
2020
@Giants Time for Giants to figure out that the NFL is a coach’s league - New York Daily News https://t.co/SQbGYUcU1C
1/5
2019
@Giants @DriveToyota Well at least we only gave up two draft picks for Leonard Williams. #GettlemanIsAJoke Let’s ho… https://t.co/eifWEm3dBn
12/30
2019
@markusgolden Congrats Mr. Golden! Well deserved!! You play hard every down and are very good against the run as we… https://t.co/0wzvihW6eY
12/26
2019
@NYRangers Marc Staal #CadillacTrivia
12/24
2019
@DidiG18 You were an excellent Yankee! Professional, fun-loving and one helluva player. Best of luck! We’ll miss you!!
12/15
2019
@wkamaubell Hmmm, let’s see...one pie is delicious, and pumpkin pie is inedible.
11/29
2019
@Cody16Core Welcome aboard CC! @DDuggan21 Well thank goodness we still have Tanney 🤪
9/1
2019
@PenelopeIsles @pukkelpop Looking forward to seeing u at Baby’s All Right in October!
8/21
2019
@LorenzoChuch You haven’t begun living until you go velcro big fella. Enjoy the ride!
8/4
2019
@FrankConniff Speedy recovery Frank!
6/19
2019
You Won’t See Me #MostUnderratedBeatlesSong
6/15
2019
@Valentine_Ed Got a kick out of the post-mini camp 53. Wondering about Avery Moss. Seems like, if healthy, he’s got… https://t.co/FhVtELBAOH
6/11
2019
@arack Mike Krol https://t.co/CMIwNPppmG
4/27
2019
@dcone36 Nice Violent Femmes reference Coney! A little surprised Kay didn’t know them.
4/21
2019
@LetterkennyProb Can we all agrees that Nathan Dales is the Steve Zahn of Canada? #FigureItOut
3/28
2019
@TheHumble_21 Congrats Mr. Collins! You were a great Giant and will miss seeing you in blue but happy that you got… https://t.co/yAv0XEsEcS
3/11
2019
@rydunleavy Could the Tanney signing be a safety precaution so they have a veteran backup around in case they DO pa… https://t.co/fGgL678Umf @rydunleavy Horrible. Getty lacks the gift of foresight apparently.
3/5
2019
@MJMcKean I slept in late, another day, oh what a wonder, oh what a waste #FaveFirstLine
3/2
2019
@aparnapkin I just did that to someone today but realized it 5 seconds later and sent an apology email immediately.… https://t.co/R1o0nPaurQ
2/14
2019
@joshgondelman 3 commas @aparnapkin For most Corruption majors Sexual Assault is a requirement but Blackface has become a very popular elec… https://t.co/o6H589Li84
2/7
2019
@arack That’s really super, Super Bowl!
2/5
2019
@SarahKSilverman Micro penis?
2/3
2019
@arack I feel like they had too many other incredibly strong songs to remain cult status. “We Will Rock You”, “Craz… https://t.co/UpBNnsuHd7
1/14
2019
@joezimmerman Is it numb?
1/13
2018
@gretamorgan Happy New Year! Will we be seeing you in NYC again in 2019?
12/31
2018
#20MovieChallenge https://t.co/1IebnuJKOp
10/16
2018
@mrdavehill Hope it didn’t burn your fingers!
10/1
2018
@Valentine_Ed Hey Ed, does the emergence of Riley at Safety mean it's unlikely Sean Chandler will make the roster?
6/14
2018
@JasonWitten as a diehard @Giants fan I was thrilled to hear that you’re joining the MNF team! Seriously, you are a… https://t.co/hb00LDwWg4
5/4
2018
@elizaskinner What’s the best over-the-counter teeth whitener? @RothenbergESPN Great stuff Dave! As a lifelong neurotic G-men fan I feel your pain. I wanted them to trade down bu… https://t.co/mpPf11eEWc
4/27
2018
@hand_habits Brilliant show at Bowery Ballroom last night!!
4/23
2018
Bill Hader’s new series #BarryHBO is a must! Hader is brilliant as always & has a stellar supporting cast. Henry Wi… https://t.co/bd7sz5ug7H
4/8
2018
@BillyCrystal Happy Birthday and lots of love from your hometown Long Beach fans!!
3/16
2018
@ShamirBailey @aparnapkin I really love your music and Aparna’s comedy! @elizaskinner https://t.co/7CraZdD82s
1/26
2018
@JohnFugelsang Sorry John but I beg to differ, you’re totally fecked up
1/16
2018
@wkamaubell Weird! There was PSA on the M57 the other day and the voice sounded eerily similar to yours!
1/13
2018
@JohnFugelsang @SXMInsight @FrankConniff @CarolinaDoesOk Ok, and Spotlight. @JohnFugelsang @SXMInsight @FrankConniff @CarolinaDoesOk Sorry, you only asked for one and coincidentally I left ou… https://t.co/YKbAPowY7r @JohnFugelsang @SXMInsight @FrankConniff @CarolinaDoesOk The French Connection, Serpico, The Dirty Dozen, The King’… https://t.co/CV31W57Prm
1/3
2017
@SarahKSilverman Happy Birthday Sarah!! LOVE the show! xo
12/2
2017
@mrdavehill With a paint-thinner chaser
12/1
2017
@SarahKSilverman Money for self-serving pigs but thousands of lost jobs & billions in lost revenues by doubling dow… https://t.co/229v3JOWQy
11/30
2017
@SarahKSilverman Surprisingly heartfelt? The woman’s compassion knows no bounds. She just gives and gives and gives… https://t.co/fSUOdQZnyE @m_bullington @charlesbethea @WisdomAU Loved the article! You both come across as thoughtful and compassionate youn… https://t.co/V9cjmRj96b @MeloraHardin Stuffing made with chorizo or, for a milder flavor, chicken apple sausage.
11/22
2017
@mike_shortjd @JohnFugelsang Mark 10:21-22 Jesus, looking at him, loved him and said, “You lack one thing; go, sell… https://t.co/trs2EQ5VqF @JohnFugelsang Probably best this verse didn’t single out specific individuals. Of course, we all know that the wor… https://t.co/MmuZTMcHta
11/20
2017
@elizaskinner Check out the Parisien band Melody's Echo Chamber. Great songs, cool sound, fantastic live.
11/17
2017
@julienrbaker I'm afraid that ship has sailed my dear. Congrats on "Turn Out The Lights," it's a fabulous record!
11/14
2017
@jeremyslevin @LolisEricElie Yeah, one of them nearly fell right off of his yacht when he heard the @GOP was finall… https://t.co/hyPUeejo6M
11/10
2017
@SarahKSilverman What are they asking you to whack a sick child?
11/5
2017
@MeloraHardin Go topical - Jeff Flake, Carmen Yulín Cruz or Megyn Kelly. Or if you want to play it safe do 80's Bow… https://t.co/cj4QDhBaQB
10/26
2017
@bostonuniv1987 @BronxBomberBall You're probably right Godfather but then, I can count on zero hands the number of… https://t.co/jtCQfsYIcX @BronxBomberBall As a lifelong Yanks fan/Sox hater I love me some Big Papi. Great guy, funny, and one of the best c… https://t.co/sqQYwwOfdq
10/19
2017
@ScottImmergut It's So Dirty! He must be Slightly Drunk and Up The Junction. (really sorry!)
10/18
2017
@ScottImmergut Very clever approach!
9/20
2017
@ScottImmergut Fabulous! On the list of unnecessary expenditures by gov't employees this wouldn't crack the top million. #PugsInTuxes
9/13
2017
@MelindaButtle Nefarious Personal Manager
9/12
2017
@joezimmerman Angel Olsen, Courtney Barnett, Ty Segall
8/17
2017
@LT_21 Just watched your fantastic speech - amazing job! God bless you and your family!! #LT21AllTimeGreat
8/6
2017
@DDuggan21 Probably far-fetched but should Reese reach out to Miami about trading Geno or J. Johnson for a draft pick?
8/4
2017
@SarahKSilverman They know nothing, according to every person that currently supports the job Trump is doing.… https://t.co/UoI9M9yyJR
8/3
2017
@JohnFugelsang Thank God! Does this mean we can start celebrating Xmas right after Labor Day now instead of waiting… https://t.co/mNwzVUidzl
7/26
2017
@arack What are some of the things you miss about 1997?
7/24
2017
@ScottImmergut Yippie-Ki-Yay, you are cleared to land motherf%&ker!
7/22
2017
@SenCapito Thx for being a voice of compassion amongst a den of thieves. Wish there were more like u who put the Am… https://t.co/tD6xhPn0b1
7/18
2017
@joezimmerman 3
7/13
2017
@k_crutchfield @nprmusic Just listened. Phenomenal record! Excited to see you with the full band again. Congrats!! @WarrenBuffett You're a good man! Please form a new political party with Gates & Bloomberg for the sane majority! https://t.co/mSYyZTGoNe
7/11
2017
@JohnFugelsang I believe it was Hypocrites 69:13 when Jesus said "Don't worry about the poor, greed is good!"
6/26
2017
#TitleOfMySadSong The NYC Subway sad song "Due To An Earlier Incident"
5/12
2017
@ChadWheeler72 @Giants Welcome Mr. Wheeler! Looking forward to watching you in the trenches. This is a great place… https://t.co/D9vFFZ7wEy
5/2
2017
@LouieAnderson @TabooFX Such a cool series! Can't believe more people aren't talking about it. Great cast, Hardy… https://t.co/DBvdLEr02t
4/30
2017
@DDuggan21 Hey Dan, any insights on whether the G-men had an opportunity to trade down and, if so, what the offer was?
4/28
2017
@arack No exception to the rule!
4/21
2017
@DerekStepan21 hey Derek, there's a playoff series going on, you should think about suiting up
4/15
2017
@amyschumer just saw the In Style cover, amazing pic! hope ur having fun!! xo
4/14
2017
@LouieAnderson You're such a delight to watch on Baskets. So glad Zach, Louis & Jon placed you front & center this season! #ImWithChristineB
4/12
2017
Jennifer Lopez & Alex Rodriguez are a couple. What's it gonna be? #Lo-Rod #J-Roid #A-Lo #Rod-Lo
3/10
2017
@RepJoeKennedy Outstanding job calling out the evil hypocrisy of Ryan & the GOP tools who gladly do the bidding of their corporate overlords
3/9
2017
@arack One of my earliest memories is of my brother bringing home that 45. I probably listened to it 20 times a day for weeks.
2/20
2017
Thanks 4 the heads up George! If ur unfamiliar with Pixx, last summer's single Baboo was a gem and this vid will bl… https://t.co/NeCF1uFcGd
2/18
2017
@ShepNewsTeam Can't say I'm a fan but thanks for calling bullshit when you see it. We need more adults standing up for the fourth estate.Check out "No Kidding," the new album from the brilliant Myq Kaplan, one of America's great natural resources (he's… https://t.co/PIg6vl9JTV
2/17
2017
@jaketapper Keep fighting conspiracy theorists. Urge other jornos 2 do the same. Shame those who promote them. They're poison to our nation.
2/16
2017
@FiveThirtyEight Yet they're 0-2 against the NY Giants. Go Big Blue!!
2/6
2017
@IvankaTrump So sorry about the #climatechange thing. Guess you should start pretending it's a hoax too! And #TeachYourKidsToSwim
1/30
2017

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