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FJ is an engineer. He is happily married to MrsFJ. He has Aphantasia. Supports Watford. RTs are mostly things he finds funny. No tweet theft. Likes the meta.

2,756 Following   2,903 Followers   99,843 Tweets

Joined Twitter 8/28/10


@emmajo15 @CCriadoPerez @TheO2 It’s like the people who design buildings don’t know: 1. Women pee more frequently t… https://t.co/FcqTzLjbfk @MrHarryCole Delicious @GuyKiddey @ThatTimWalker Haha haha!!! @kateferguson4 @DPJHodges I know one person who buys this Trump is pulling Boris’s strings line they are pushing. H… https://t.co/yF6GZsQFyX @DamCou Accidental band names
Retweeted by Fat Jacques 🏴‍☠️ @emmajo15 @CCriadoPerez @TheO2 This is inexcusableHad to explain to someone at work that a computer system that determines the user’s gender via AI is probably not a good idea. @BouTEAca Good job I gave them my left arm. @nugzy Yeah, it’s just a scratch. I was a brave boy.Be nice to me; I just had my flu jab.
11/13
2019
@ZonePhysics @YiasontheGreek Here is John Tickle on a swimming pool of custard! https://t.co/RK7Odws89wGood book! https://t.co/D5hiQw7kuE @doctorow Wow. I started working on car radios in 1991. @Mister_Woodo @MysteriosoX Hot Fuzz @sp_stratford @78SoylentGreen @NoIAmTonyGreen @natscs18 @SparksofBrass @LaughingDevil1 @Husker_Ju @vc61 @joswinsonhttps://t.co/A6woOFh9eNMy Christmas schedule is filling up fast, getting quite a bit of work via this route. I love Twitter. To book a spo… https://t.co/TnS6qy5Yhu
Retweeted by Fat Jacques 🏴‍☠️ @IncognitoPengy Second best pub in a Yorkshire city. @DaniGBX @matkinsj My gran called any stuffed bedding an eiderdown. @matkinsj @DaniGBX Eiderdown?
11/12
2019
@tnewtondunn @phlhwl It’s a start.Aelfred Ascari-Dragoon https://t.co/55Al9GbEB2 @Parlez_me_nTory I prefer the original by Kylie. @Underdogsbiteup @Mark_Wadsworth Interesting. Reminds me of: https://t.co/sqveipcdMG @chrisvalenzia @julianHjessop @cjsnowdon Well somebody will! Diazepam is a generic, it’s made by hundreds of companies around the world. @jeremycorbyn No. They’d declare an emergency in Surrey. @mickyluv7 I am. Just. @BouTEAca https://t.co/5DX1L2s5LK @make_trouble It’s a second referendum party, and remainers assume they will win it.Interesting piece. Corbyn will give any Marxist a free pass. https://t.co/ZJNYdsfb1V @WillMcCaffrey Where do you find these deals! @marcushwik @johnb78 I wonder why she sides with landlords? @BouTEAca Aha! You answered your own question. “Because the people giving the pass are idiots too.” If only we could ignore the lot of them. @bernerlap @Drury7Drury More of her please. @jeremycorbyn https://t.co/dNOGBvQ0KS @BouTEAca Who is giving out these passes? @MaxWindCowie Nicely put. @tomhfh @nby83 The left think the right is evil, the right think the left is stupid.
11/11
2019
@MikeARPowell @PJA1066 UKIP cost Tories a majority in 2010. On 3% of the vote. “The extra victories would have been… https://t.co/3mgy8Fy8ROIf we can get Leavers to vote for the Brexit Party and not the Tories, we can do real damage in this election. With… https://t.co/Zg87DqnQrN
Retweeted by Fat Jacques 🏴‍☠️ @STattisconie In WW2 SNP policy was conscientious objection. @b_wildered2 Watford put new screens up this season.John Seddon on Agile, the most dysfunctional management fad there is https://t.co/x11M1vnqKA #Agile #JohnSeddon
Retweeted by Fat Jacques 🏴‍☠️ @Demon_Dantanian @Exfizzixteach https://t.co/1UcfnLtjB0 @Falcon_Malteser He is the splitters’ splitter. @Whorulesme @toadmeister @fullabeanz Indeed. Assuming the Scots vote to leave the UK. @Whorulesme @toadmeister @fullabeanz Yes, but SNP are socialists too, so a coalition always likely. @Whorulesme @toadmeister @fullabeanz Presumably the Scottish MPs would have to leave Westminster and Corbyn would lose his majority? @NicolaSillyBum I’m considering putting it in the downstairs loo permanently. @NicolaSillyBum I am a fan of tinsel, but MrsFJ doesn’t like it. @96barrettsa @petercrouch @TheRSC Ooh, I’ll buy that for my son for Christmas. @NicolaSillyBum This is the box https://t.co/pixv5BhWYb @oldmudgie @Pieandapint @zythophiliac @RogerProtzBeer That’s better than being boarded up and allowed to rot. @oldmudgie @Pieandapint @zythophiliac @RogerProtzBeer Unboarded but not trading? You’d think being in the street b… https://t.co/0MVad9DyMm @NicolaSillyBum I bought a light up stag’s head. @deGourlay Delivered by Brexit Party taking votes off the Tories. @leonagraham If you like pedantry; it’s “batten” not “baton”. 😂 @leonagraham Haha! I still call mine the airing cupboard and I have a combi boiler in the loft. You were just makin… https://t.co/ZAZx3MaBCO @oldmudgie @Pieandapint @zythophiliac @RogerProtzBeer Judging by the dolphin in the roundel at the top I’d say it w… https://t.co/t4C2rHnZip @Pieandapint @oldmudgie @zythophiliac @RogerProtzBeer I suppose the closure of the pottery did it for the pub. We o… https://t.co/jjeHF98olx @Pieandapint @oldmudgie @zythophiliac @RogerProtzBeer Looking at a map I realise that is next to the old pottery si… https://t.co/hkr6rKoA4h @Pieandapint @oldmudgie @zythophiliac @RogerProtzBeer There was a brewery in Poole called the Dolphin Marston’s bre… https://t.co/DAAQorInFZ @leonagraham Those things are so well insulated they don’t really make it an airing cupboard anymore. No more warm towels. @Miss_Snuffy I did complain to the head teacher once about my son’s maths teacher. He told me things she had said t… https://t.co/YZWg3MDKPG @buntyhoven Me too, I will be painting the hall soon. @PJA1066 @MikeARPowell Until we have PR sometimes you have to hold your nose at the ballot box. @GavinJReeves @DrZacFitzgerald @HannahPopsy I remember it well. You bought it at the chemist’s, not the supermarket… https://t.co/HClI5S8PDq @eddwilson John Wayne? @MikeARPowell @PJA1066 The maths of first past the post is against that happening. Brexit party unlikely to get any… https://t.co/TIjqM8JIRTThey shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old: Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. At the go… https://t.co/7MCyibtXVX @Exfizzixteach You can be gullible without being stupid. @EdzardErnst @lecanardnoir You’d think they’d love vaccination. A tiny amount of the dead virus protects you from i… https://t.co/CQN8VNgSCV
11/10
2019
Not a cult. https://t.co/tlevptqjQv @Kevin_Maguire Bolsheviks are taking over. @LaraInTheMiddle Mine is down the back of a drawer some where, so the refund was free money. @RainingCatz_ https://t.co/CnjXKiKJSW @STattisconie @matkinsj Wonderful place. Shame about (some of) the locals.If you stopped using your Oyster card when you got a contactless bank card, you might have a balance on it still. I… https://t.co/y9NpaYH5i0 @RainingCatz_ Flooding? @STattisconie @matkinsj Here? Are you in Scotland ?
11/9
2019
@bobhas1 Nice! @Wright14Steve @annofarabia So might Boris. @LeaveEUOfficial https://t.co/078fHh4D3V @Maxaretunit So you can go out? @matkinsj Same. MrsFJ went on a sweary rant about how much she dislikes Sturgeon. @ThomasJDesign @markanni5 Yes, just don’t put your arm around another player. @bedseo @matkinsj We have not been as bad as our results would make you think. Just not getting the final finish on… https://t.co/P8qk7imADQWoohoo! 🐝 @bedseo @matkinsj It is certainly true that the only people who support Watford are from Watford. @alexbell @markrendle Yup. This is appalling.Thread on Corbyn’s support for Putin and genocides: while we blithely rehearsed every year on Holocaust Memorial Da… https://t.co/DXScVQiigx
Retweeted by Fat Jacques 🏴‍☠️ @matkinsj I told him off for the first yellow. He has form for stupid mistakes. @MardyGoth Forest. Tow friends have called their kids Forest. Like Gump. @ThomasJDesign A guaranteed big mistake per game. Why he was dropped in the past. Though that 2nd yellow was harsh when you see the replay. @coryful27850230 @sophieeemc @WatfordFC 2nd yellow, but in slow mo Replay it looks like he didn’t touch the Norwich player. @matkinsj We can’t do that. Shit. @jesuiscanard And I can use my Bluetooth headphones instead of the nasty plantronics the offfice give you. @These_Boots No, but in two pieces each piece is then smaller than your head!(hopefully)Get in! @Lordbrexit Nope. In my constituency that will let Labour in. @4ty2wo @cidlives Oh yes, I see that now.
11/8
2019

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