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The most serious of the unserious. I bake sometimes. IG:AriTheAries - She/Her

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Joined Twitter 10/13/09

Hanging it or leaving it In the suitcase lol @rastamiller โ€œWhereโ€™s weโ€™s gon go?โ€ โ€œTo freedom.โ€ โ€œWho all gon be thereโ€
Retweeted by Ari @LoLoVonZ FFS NOT MS TUBMAN ๐Ÿ’€
Retweeted by AriI know Harriet was going through it
Retweeted by AriLEAVE MIGUEL ALONE women really hate seeing anyone getting it how they live if it doesnโ€™t benefit themselves ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
Retweeted by AriAnd bosses on the other end "I pay them well they should be happy to do it" ummmm no? Because humans need breaks? Aโ€ฆ it works both ways. I see people say shit like "if I got paid more I wouldn't mind the extra hours or work" buโ€ฆ't wait until we get past the point where people think more money being paid = you shouldn't have a problem neveโ€ฆ found some ashwagandha with magnesium in it. It's really upDon't even trigger me this way bruh just hate being hot๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ @WordOfTheUntold Girl going the whole wrong direction @Pandeezyy I'm missing it like huh ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ my dad also asked when we taking passport pics lmaoooHow Karyna say Canada and this hoe all the way at the bottom of the countryBitch do you need the screenshot of the month to month? least favorite placement is my Gemini Venus. Its 0 reason why I look at love the way I do lmaoI'm actually down very bad I've just been playing it cool lmaoooooohelpoooooI'm confused bc they really have everything like unless she's a vegetarian this is always fine ๐Ÿ’€ granny flys in today ๐ŸคฉHow late we talkin you got in a car accident like literally last night and you on the way to the dentist now for repair estimatโ€ฆ are you in my face with a fucked up mouth? Fix that 1st lmao like you already showing me your priorities messedโ€ฆ between allergies, my weed cough and possibly swallowing down the wrong way them bitches would've hated me lmโ€ฆ before the cicadas come up and fuck everything up @moneysignmoe Same bc I would not have it any other way โคโคโคโคCan't relate at all bc I always travel alone ๐Ÿ’€ @Mr_BQC @verzuzonline Yeah I remember this flyer and then somebody said that it was just gonna be 1 thing togetherโ€ฆ @Graceism_ I dont even buy those kind bc I kept dropping the caps down the drain ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ @Mr_BQC @verzuzonline That was the swv and escape lolIf your toothpaste tubes look like this don't invite me to your house you fucking serial killer kinda like it bc then people can't squeeze the bottle wrong that's a huge pet peeve of mine ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ @moneysignmoe Its especially hard when I know im bomb at showing it like I take pride in being able to show everyonโ€ฆ learning thisss!
Retweeted by Ari @Graceism_ It wasnt this exact brand but it was in a pump bottle like that lmao it's very good for whitening I actuโ€ฆ!!!!!!!!! And if somebody said "I tell you I love you I don't have to show you" I'd start a riot so I have to be faโ€ฆ this don't look like soap to you?! Lmaooo ME TOO ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Retweeted by AriMy friend had the toothpaste that pumps out the bottle and once I pumped the soap onto my tooth brush instead of thโ€ฆ'm trying to be more vocal about my love. I always think "I show it I don't have to say it" but thats not true or fairHoney butter to be precise purrr @Graceism_ Well we know what happened when I did it so I can't be surprised ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€Speaking of biscuits Grace where the fuck are we eating today ๐Ÿ˜ญI cannot fucking STAND it here lmao @Graceism_ Girl this is why you set the settings to bisexual or gay so women come up too ๐Ÿ’€I had a gnarly pimple yesterday but I treated it and it's gone now. Shit was awful lmaoDating apps with a bio explaining you are looking for friends only, network with people who have family+friends inโ€ฆ @FatMermaid_ No commas, no punctuations just vibes
Retweeted by AriThe peach show ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ @thouxanbanken It depends on the floor bc baby that hard wood? No socks fa sho lmaooo or shoes SOMETHING @thouxanbanken And no socksLMFAOOOO HUHHHH
@SuperKilby We was all at ruby Tuesdays together ๐Ÿ™„And do @Chrissy_Monet @antii_s0cial Not yall jumping me๐ŸคฃI will be haunted by this image. Now how did you get on the beach bestie?
Retweeted by AriPLEASEEEE LMAO bc* @Chrissy_Monet ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚I wish I aint have my scarf on in this bf it gives yo please im crying ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ got they nigga snatched before so now they scared to post lmao this is why I stray away LMFAOOOOOOO IM CRYING play In Love With Another Man by Jazmine SullivanI'm still trying retwist my way back into your life Bae just relax*I* bring the drama to these spaces!!!! why moe bc yall all know who tf im talking about ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ me being worth a damn in this economy ๐Ÿ’€ @moneysignmoe I have. I just haven't @moneysignmoe Lmfao im still single and player and in a throuple don't make me out to be no soft bitch ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚that part.
Retweeted by Ari @moneysignmoe The same mf it's been for a year lmfaoooo who I just left last week ๐Ÿ˜ญAfter I got a flight home for yoh peopleYall so fake LMFAOOOOOWhy is everyone acting neeeeewwqqlsksjdj puurrr @antii_s0cial You of all people have 0 room ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ scram!!! @moneysignmoe Everyone block me back I am TIRED ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ญI do not remember these mf being this ugly ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Retweeted by AriNot an Alien invasion occurring
Retweeted by AriGood time to bring back the pioneer
Retweeted by Ari @brownnnsuggar Yes okay we on the same page lmaooo like if that's the 1st thing you think its bc you do that shit bโ€ฆ feel like people started using sneaky link as a way to feel cool or something bc wasn't nobody outwardly claimingโ€ฆ will absolutely โ€œmy manโ€ โ€œmy niggaโ€ yโ€™all to death Iโ€™m sorry LMAO
Retweeted by AriBut cheating IS sex people don't know about ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€. It really does apply to everything lmfaoooo but when I hear somebodโ€ฆ can my nigga us all to death but I make one tweet and I get a snoop dog Gif this is racist me thinksI'm going to block any and everyone else PLEASE ๐Ÿ’€ man is very spoiled but I made him that way and he knows what to do to keep things going in his favor lmaoYup. Adds up to me ๐Ÿ˜‚ only call you selfish when you donโ€™t want to do what they want you to do
Retweeted by AriI'm so ready I don't think yall get it
Retweeted by Ari @_shanwon
Retweeted by AriMorning pussy is now called croc pot
Retweeted by AriCoochie on croc pot right now. We about to start the dayโ€™all no tipping asses told restaurant employees that if $2.13/hr wasnโ€™t enough, then they should get another job.โ€ฆ
Retweeted by AriIf you wanna fuck just ask so I can say no... like all that fake checking in and extra shit is so lame lmao just be real with the shit @_thehispanic Thanks bb๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿ’• @thouxanbanken Starting the week of vulnerable we love to hate itI have therapy in the morning I love that for me