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Derek Faye @faye_derek Doris Day St,Upper Bottom,SWE

Just your normal Straight celibate theatrical living with mother and close friend Leonard. love animals, Elaine Paige and Keeps fit by running from policemen.

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Joined Twitter 2/25/18

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