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Long time Quality Assurance Analyst at Blizzard Entertainment. The views expressed on this account are mine, and not those of Blizzard Entertainment.

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4/4
2020
The fountain dances on the hour! #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/UoPuWpmKVSWe're almost ready for a visit from KK. I'm pretty happy with how the center is coming together. #AnimalCrossinghttps://t.co/E0jlIXsnJq @Hooneriphic @ManyATrueNerd Hey look, much like with responding to the disease, we're behind the rest of the world. Give us a couple weeks.
4/3
2020
Anything for you my child #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/PTetEezyVm
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4/1
2020
Starry sky wall + Galaxy flooring in light and darkness looks so good in full form!! #AnimalCrossing #ACNHhttps://t.co/jhIzdHSuh1
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3/31
2020
that's the golden deer for ya https://t.co/YRZDF7vMRO
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3/30
2020
The town center is starting to shape up nicely. #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/leb2FIeor4 @joemag_games @repliwont @Artemishowl_ In a post Infinity War world, you could explore balancing his innate desire… https://t.co/jJvRLMoZ8t
3/29
2020
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3/28
2020
We just started, so we're not that good yet, but we do our best! #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/iLjcJl7057
3/27
2020
#Bloodborne #Bloodborne5thAnniversary #JAPANStudio https://t.co/TDpxR0wINz
Retweeted by Foster M. ElmendorfEcho doodle~ https://t.co/un1BdLb4c9
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3/26
2020
I found a blue flower lagoon. It was so peaceful I didn't pick or catch anything, I just enjoyed the serenity for a… https://t.co/UF2aVrQBOkanyways, here's competitive animal crossing https://t.co/60i0xrLSM1
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3/25
2020
🎶 NEVER ENDING STORYYYY AaaaAAAAaaaAaaAaaAaaa🎶 https://t.co/iMpyp0UOJU
Retweeted by Foster M. ElmendorfFully within my rights to join the trend and combine the two things that make me happiest right now. https://t.co/tW3nkknKNR
Retweeted by Foster M. ElmendorfOri and the Blind Forest is an utterly gorgeous game about hope and friendship, and I think we could all do with a… https://t.co/CPKwh67py0
Retweeted by Foster M. ElmendorfMy house as of Day 3 in @animalcrossing Tomorrow I get my second room, doubling my decorating potential. https://t.co/6iXKUrdarOゼルダの伝説 https://t.co/UsLDdmVLqb
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Retweeted by Foster M. ElmendorfIf we negotiate with the virus we will only encourage the virus to threaten us again https://t.co/0G7qOEPz6F
Retweeted by Foster M. Elmendorfif the last jedi wanted to have a decision like this make sense, at the very least luke should have done something… https://t.co/58KcJopRjq
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3/24
2020
You know how there's all those places where people are? Don't be there. https://t.co/Cxf0ON3Fxf
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3/23
2020
I never thought I'd say, "Oh fuck, there's fencing?" while playing a video game, but that's the kind of surprises y… https://t.co/1UDTXSiDfy
3/22
2020
Let me explain it for the gamers: This is a Mythic boss encounter. Don't take unnecessary damage so the healers—o… https://t.co/UKOudNxK8T
Retweeted by Foster M. ElmendorfOhana means family, family means nobody gets left behind 💙 a #pixelart collab i did w @Conzeit https://t.co/Yl7MYS9t8g
Retweeted by Foster M. Elmendorf"I'm socially isolating" -boring -no originality -same thing everyone else is doing "I'll be in my bunk" -no, that… https://t.co/1PQuLEibHq
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3/19
2020
“We’re under mandatory quarantine” • sounds intense • historically loaded • intimidating “It’s a bottle episode” •… https://t.co/F0MbSvKqhZ
Retweeted by Foster M. ElmendorfNever before did I realize how much ambient noise the Disney Complex makes. It's so quiet and still now, a strange… https://t.co/yyYQXAV2xMNeed it spelt out for you? https://t.co/MqgQ0ru8nR
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3/17
2020
One of these is not like the other: - Taco Bell CEO: We’ll pay all of our employees no matter what. - Delta CEO: I… https://t.co/s9SACoE5It
Retweeted by Foster M. ElmendorfStaying home in Spain “day 1- don’t know what I’ll do by day 15’ https://t.co/yLGCK5R1r1
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3/16
2020
@tomabernathy I also recommend game narrative people look into theme park design, live theater, and improv. Those a… https://t.co/wbeqbqOJxo
Retweeted by Foster M. ElmendorfSocial Distancing... CGI by @juan_delcan https://t.co/c3ZaH2YBWP
Retweeted by Foster M. ElmendorfDRINK WATER BITCH AND REMEMBER TO WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS FREQUENTLY.
Retweeted by Foster M. ElmendorfOmg y’all!!! The Metropolitan Opera will be streaming a new opera every night during the COVID-19 shutdown starting… https://t.co/MwSIaqLq3F
Retweeted by Foster M. Elmendorf @six6jiang Harvest Moon still has some structure to it; there's a goal, you have to take care of the farm, and ther… https://t.co/limiWDDx5I
3/15
2020
🥰🥰🥰🥰 Here in Spain, everyone is applauding from their windows (keeping social distance but still together, collect… https://t.co/3RQfBMac9w
Retweeted by Foster M. ElmendorfAs a healthy gay man, I cannot help. Sorry! https://t.co/6RRDUeMmJ9
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3/14
2020
The large number of shopping carts left about tells me people stockpiling are lazy, selfish, or both. https://t.co/Qin553NxSW @MOOMANiBE But like, why did it take more than the first two hours to go buy a coffee maker? They're cheap and easy… https://t.co/iedLbeCiB4
3/13
2020
My grandma has been texting me wanting to learn more about Overwatch so she can cheer me on when I play 🥺 https://t.co/jNFxjyal5V
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3/12
2020
g'raha tia's rave tower https://t.co/xDgGnqNgkI
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3/9
2020
FF6 https://t.co/jI5VwMPIyW
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3/7
2020
The more I play it, the less I see Dark Souls 2 as the black sheep of the Soulsborne family and the more I see it a… https://t.co/ho1ZhUAOT7今一番リメイクすべきはFF6だと思うにゃ https://t.co/PTPd89wy8u
Retweeted by Foster M. Elmendorfthe person who handled my transition the best was my indian takeout guy. when i went in to pick up my order in make… https://t.co/7EaItett9o
Retweeted by Foster M. Elmendorfa good reminder that you can always get away with way more as a dev than you think https://t.co/EVqBBTCSEs
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3/2
2020
Between 1942 and 1949, 20,000 African American men completed Marine Corps training and became the “Montford Point M… https://t.co/m9fmx02ktk
Retweeted by Foster M. ElmendorfAre more games these days about middle-age and the routine of daily life, or am I just noticing that theme more because I'm approaching 40?
2/29
2020
MardiGras Zen is wonderful! #OverwatchFanart #overwatch #zenyatta #fanart #pixelart https://t.co/30wfmPr8xn
Retweeted by Foster M. ElmendorfThis is freaking awesome. @PushinUpRoses has done some fantastic videos over the last few years about Roberta Will… https://t.co/SMoiXGJOsT
Retweeted by Foster M. ElmendorfAdventure game trailblazer Roberta Williams will receive the Pioneer Award at #GDC20 next month! https://t.co/C8k5wgr3gE
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2/28
2020
Disney and Copyright. A fascinating and complicated topic. In 2024, Mickey Mouse will enter the public domain. Many… https://t.co/WdtxatcScP
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2/24
2020
Ikea sells dalamud now I guess https://t.co/OeViWd0Xbg
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2/23
2020
These bugs are called "known shippable" or "will not fix" (commonly WNF) and every. Single. Game. Has them. https://t.co/qH6NmsSNoN
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2/21
2020
@edstub207 I started at Blizzard in 2004. I guess about a month or so between applying for a CS position, not gett… https://t.co/RkgFjtklKP @Chrismatrix303 @_ETR Probably could have made that clearer on the chart by listing the associated letter (A, B, Y)… https://t.co/ru632LSYUM @JWonggg Ah yeah, finally time for Sonson to shine.
2/20
2020
While there is merit in the idea of wanting to self-improve, this is the least healthy and most dickish way of appr… https://t.co/T2X27TA9V2
Retweeted by Foster M. ElmendorfWhat are you pointing out to me? That @BillCorbett is a Bernie supporter, and I'm a Warren supporter? Bill knows t… https://t.co/8V6avU5c0J
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2/19
2020
Stop saying you're single because "you're a gamer". I hate to break it to you, kid, but you're not single because y… https://t.co/f5sjAjp9wx
Retweeted by Foster M. ElmendorfSomeone made a 'Zombies ate my Neighbors' Doom mod 👀 @toejamandearl @Watch https://t.co/D88orsbvvT
Retweeted by Foster M. Elmendorfaaah i worked really hard on this one #pixelart https://t.co/YZWH9OtDJG
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2/18
2020
@bombsfall @HazelMonforton "Martha, watch the kids and the ranch, I'm riding up to Connecticut to argue with an abo… https://t.co/fUaeKcpbsZ @PushinUpRoses Lambic is a personal favorite of mine. Currant is top of my list, but they're all good. Enjoy, you deserve it.
2/17
2020
samus's power suit is a mobility aid. chozo society is built around the assumption that everyone can fly and curl… https://t.co/bbjT08IwRv
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2/15
2020
i’ve watched it 600 times https://t.co/evQ4waw1H1
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2/10
2020
Sam Raimi to Direct 'Doctor Strange 2' https://t.co/6ZKbWIj9QH
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2/6
2020
@montresaurusrex @BillCorbett @thelindsayellis Look, just because one woman exists doesn't mean all women exist.
2/5
2020
ah shit we’ve got like six months to teach straight boys what camp is we’ve been drilling for this team https://t.co/bN9MPEfwo6
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Retweeted by Foster M. Elmendorfit's like final fantasy, they're all separate games but there's some recurring elements like a big airship and a tu… https://t.co/XtJ7CmM0mX
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2/3
2020
@Ferrans53 @ShadowTodd This page also goes a long way to clarify the site's true nature and goals: https://t.co/HSh69a4Lsm
2/2
2020
this is so much better with sound https://t.co/G79C9ZurLt
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2/1
2020
Important leadership lesson for anyone with management aspirations; if your subordinates are working overtime, you… https://t.co/lyg9cmSjInEvery couple weeks I bring in snacks for the QA department. I do this outside of any scheduled overtime periods, bu… https://t.co/EZd3l2tMCjHop dropping the Pokemon he's had for years in a desperate attempt to make a more viable team should speak to anyon… https://t.co/SzBytezUPk
1/27
2020
Working on Diablo 3, I may have put in a bug regarding one of these concerns. It wasn't because a dungeon looked l… https://t.co/DYvLT4u94Z
1/25
2020
@_ETR Play Bloodborne.
1/21
2020
Few things in games get me as consistently pumped as Ludwig's phase transition in Bloodborne. One big reason; the… https://t.co/I8g6W208u1 @_ETR My immediate thought was that there had to be an exception for obvious errors; the law is about honesty in pricing, not copy-editing.
1/18
2020
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Retweeted by Foster M. ElmendorfThis is the metric I always use to solve this question: Does this turn a non-hand food into a hand food? https://t.co/wZ25bg0sUYWitnessed the most amazing thing on the train to Edinburgh yesterday. A guy boarded in Wigan & sat opposite me. He… https://t.co/3DJDcTT0WQ
Retweeted by Foster M. ElmendorfBig fucking nope. I'm not a fucking shim, I'm not a fucking tranny. I'm not fucking shemale. I'm not fucking trap.… https://t.co/zdfvzATLB9
Retweeted by Foster M. ElmendorfDeciding what is and is not political is itself political. Neutrality is political, and often subjective. And many… https://t.co/2ak2MU4ODC
Retweeted by Foster M. Elmendorfno offense but everyone who says healers are bottoms have never felt the rush of an entire party failing mechanics… https://t.co/oaJPjroBAC
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1/12
2020
For the past six months, he's been working with an illustrator to animate him and his girlfriend into her favorite… https://t.co/DIZNg9LqM8
Retweeted by Foster M. ElmendorfAfter over 8 years at my job, I've been let go. I have a few weeks of pay, and my vacation time for 2020 coming to… https://t.co/ebNvyW7wwr
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1/11
2020
Targeting cultural sites is a war crime. It should also go without saying that sites like Persepolis (& its PEOPLE… https://t.co/TlrJP3b1eF
Retweeted by Foster M. ElmendorfPSA to trans allies: Always write it as "trans women" and not "transwomen." TERFs try to smash the two into a sing… https://t.co/rMuecJ4qKO
Retweeted by Foster M. Elmendorfdamn dude, it hurts losing greats like... "Meat Loaf"?? https://t.co/9jXkXOnaDE
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1/6
2020
If you're feeling worried about how little you've achieved, remember that Bram Stoker didn't write Dracula until he… https://t.co/fxfuysR13S
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1/4
2020
TIL about alterous attraction. I am alterously attracted to a LOT of people, I guess. 😳 Apparently it’s part of the… https://t.co/hMD8Pcs9aZ
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1/3
2020
Look at this absolute fucking psycho. Blundering into a town that's burnt to the ground and forcefully shaking a wo… https://t.co/CWnlgvghMO
Retweeted by Foster M. Elmendorf @hard_band @biggestjoel For years, the phrase I've used is, "People are good at knowing when they enjoy something,… https://t.co/lWvymLro0kSo, I watched this and was like, "Oof, it's going to be hard for me to vote for Biden even if he's the nominee" and… https://t.co/3p2mti2gLK
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1/2
2020
It's 2020. If your test team isn't performing white box testing, you're making video games wrong.
1/1
2020

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