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The real Fatty. Official Sandwich twits and twaddle. I am a comical presentation ruler not a test mouse

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Joined Twitter 11/28/09


It’s a dead heat! https://t.co/Gz2ITpO5qmMy bit about Priti Patel, and the demise of Dominic Cummings’s first weirdo, and the rest of the week’s triumphs https://t.co/WLO1Q8hR8Q
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2/22
2020
Paraquat: made by Swiss company #Syngenta. Banned in Switz in 1989 & EU in 2007 as hugely toxic to humans. Syngenta… https://t.co/b4XjltnZS5
Retweeted by jennifer saunders @AlanCarr @BRITs I hope you went with purple!!!We, the taxpayers, paid for the report into Russian interference in UK politics. @BorisJohnson suppressed it & cont… https://t.co/D3u0Thm4Vx
Retweeted by jennifer saunders"I'm not going to get drawn on that - that's a matter for Dominic Cummings." Remember when Britain voted for Domin… https://t.co/LOGCySZDnv
Retweeted by jennifer saundersWeekly costs: ▪️BBC: £2.97 ▪️Sky sports & entertainment: £16.40 ▪️Netflix: £2.25 ▪️Sunday Times: £2.00 ▪️Amaz… https://t.co/35yEPW87i1
Retweeted by jennifer saunders @jayrayner1 There are too many gins now. Gordon’s export and Schweppes tonic the best G and T still.The Vogelherd horse – a miniature masterpiece from the ice age. This beautiful carving is the oldest known sculptur… https://t.co/NLc54ppFc5
Retweeted by jennifer saundersOFFICIAL OPENING NIGHT TONIGHT! Here we all are before we’ve put on our costumes. We’re @GielgudTheatre from now un… https://t.co/yHubD9qMZ3
Retweeted by jennifer saundersThe BBC isn’t perfect, but I speak from experience when I say no other broadcaster would’ve backed Horrible Histori… https://t.co/XYsjbS1sTG
Retweeted by jennifer saundersWanda!!! https://t.co/jy1OunZcyr
2/18
2020
It has become tediously commonplace for many developers, designers, planners, investors & government agencies to bl… https://t.co/wiwkrMmPa8
Retweeted by jennifer saundersNumber 10 source on the BBC says ‘They’ve got all these radio stations and channels’. And that’s so odd to me becau… https://t.co/V8egcTDztk
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2/16
2020
… and with a profound confusion about the role of car. Here is Siena and a highway interchange at the same scale (w… https://t.co/F8UpcyktS2
Retweeted by jennifer saundersWe can still build beautifully. This is the Wintles, Shropshire... https://t.co/BDqNeRN9sz
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2/12
2020
Today I'm launching #ComeKipWithMe - asking Londoners to invite me into their homes and show me the city through th… https://t.co/TEr7zJVFcs
Retweeted by jennifer saundersFound this purse with cash and store cards in Kensington gardens on path near Black Lion Gate. It has keys on it. H… https://t.co/umJOUuiRL1
Retweeted by jennifer saunders📺📻📱 You may have seen this before, but it's good to be reminded of what you get for the licence fee... https://t.co/XeVouSDIW0
Retweeted by jennifer saundersBubble wins!! https://t.co/BnPWYtcA6p
2/11
2020
With no sound, can you guess what songs the dance troupe Pan's People are interpreting on Top of the Pops? Try this… https://t.co/iIqnK1FZiL
Retweeted by jennifer saundersModern custodianship of the public realm by local authorities is, on the whole, appalling; actively contributing to… https://t.co/upueGeVfWD
Retweeted by jennifer saundersDuring his long final illness, Édouard Manet began painting the flowers that friends brought to his Paris sickroom.… https://t.co/aD6Ym1ycQc
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2/8
2020
“Placemaking” (sic) in central London. Austere grass. Sheer grey facades. Even the bollards are clustering together… https://t.co/ii7QUcVuc3
Retweeted by jennifer saundersLet me explain the tragedy of microplastic in the plankton. @zeiss_micro https://t.co/41xntYJBB7
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2/7
2020
@royalacademy Georg Flegel. Yum! https://t.co/P6WCHfgSZl
2/6
2020
What did the architect say to their client? What did the developer say to the planning authority? What did the… https://t.co/y4TNwQSmbv
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2/5
2020
This old dear will be in Bath Theatre Royal this week then Cambridge, Richmond and Norwich before arriving at the D… https://t.co/gZMSUzwbS5
2/4
2020
Depressing to see how many people hug their chains, begging to be told less rather than more about their government… https://t.co/ZGsLFoy1nB
Retweeted by jennifer saundersOn Friday night, a group of us #Dickenses went to see the new #DavidCopperfield film. I loved it, it is joyous and… https://t.co/Xu5dd93kUy
Retweeted by jennifer saundersIt's the EU's fault. It's remoaners' fault. It's Parliament. It's Labour. It's the EU's fault again. For people who… https://t.co/P7GzAavybA
Retweeted by jennifer saundersCan’t believe this is on CBS. This guy @tonydokoupil is so good; such a light touch. Watch & RT. https://t.co/rGyanOATzZ
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2/3
2020
@RebelWilson @prabalgurung You absolutely knocked it out of the park. You were bloody hilarious. More proper jokes… https://t.co/l8E0arJoQgCreate Homes with dignity https://t.co/S7aksYLbDx
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2/2
2020
#OnThisDay 1977: That’s Life met Annie, a willing participant in a blind taste test, where the aim was to tell the… https://t.co/TILiWoWZ09
Retweeted by jennifer saundersThe planet we live on - for the moment - does not owe us a damn thing. https://t.co/9Gr19riicc
Retweeted by jennifer saundersVery happy to have been part of this. It’s gripping. Almost as gripping as the denim jumpsuit I got to wear!… https://t.co/5BnTJ3Ve1A#TheStranger The Stranger - Netflix Series Review (4/5) #RichardArmitage #SiobhanFinneran #KadiffKirwanhttps://t.co/L6tlDQVW7d
Retweeted by jennifer saundersTonight! #Netflix #TheStranger https://t.co/dB7oaQzkOr
1/30
2020
https://t.co/NwGAX6b3zv - ALFIE's Lost Dog Poster. Let’s find Alfie! #lostdog https://t.co/nyRtbeYRnT
1/26
2020
"Ultimately, you judge the character of a society, not by how they treat their rich and the powerful and the privil… https://t.co/i46WYw9oD4
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1/17
2020
Diana’s speech telling the world she was scaling back on her duties because the press attention was getting too muc… https://t.co/drT9AuCxsS
Retweeted by jennifer saundersLovely latest ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ @TripAdvisor review from a private tour client! From Covent Garden to the Tower of Lo… https://t.co/5ltlq2Gfzk
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1/15
2020
Less space can be more place. https://t.co/C2DsSe2mAA
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1/12
2020
Tish reckons Chameleon might be Bernie Clifton. #MaskedSinger
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1/11
2020
Listening to @mrjamesob today, he asked the question: “What have Harry & Meghan done wrong?” Watched a load of vid… https://t.co/dl9IuS7wYX
Retweeted by jennifer saundersIs it just the avocados that Meghan eats ? If not I’m heading to Waitrose now to give them all a bloody good tickin… https://t.co/uaWJUPDCqU“The Drunk Basket,” in the 1960s bars in Istanbul would hire someone to carry drunk people to their home. https://t.co/mJUXjSjGvL
Retweeted by jennifer saundersIf you are in or around Northampton then don’t miss this production of Mame at the Royal and Derngate theatre. Tra… https://t.co/L9LB0XSK5S
1/10
2020
The end of the #Erasmus scene is an utter disaster, academically, culturally and socially. Politicians have just vo… https://t.co/UiBieLdh7B
Retweeted by jennifer saundersIn how many ways would this street corner fail your town’s local plan (UK) or zoning rules (US)? Why do we ban th… https://t.co/AVLfqZi8gq
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1/9
2020
“London is the city of cities... Only Athens has more Greek sculptures. Only Florence has more Italian paintings. A… https://t.co/Jj6MzAb7Z5
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1/7
2020
As a break from the huge bushfires which are darkening the skies here in Australia, this is one of my favourite ima… https://t.co/ccHKbhMFOG
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1/4
2020
This video should be playing on every screen on the planet. https://t.co/QzxJR50uC3
Retweeted by jennifer saundersTreehotel, Sweden https://t.co/0tcgv0V70d
Retweeted by jennifer saundersOld school villains https://t.co/HAJCcwL3qB
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1/3
2020
No. London doesn’t need to remain bound to party politicians and their parties - left or right. Our great city c… https://t.co/SRX2hXDvqf
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1/2
2019
The Times: The UK Government has awarded the contract to monitor fishing vessels operating in English, Irish, Scott… https://t.co/EENP98NyVZ
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12/30
2019
Kate Moss and Johnny Depp. See more: https://t.co/sVFwc2EMPx https://t.co/E00h8m1AxJ
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12/28
2019
Feeling very small https://t.co/buOzHNclms
12/22
2019
Zac Goldsmith, was given an easy Tory seat, lost it twice, lost the London mayoral election and is now pushed into… https://t.co/61bQOsgqBC
Retweeted by jennifer saundersThis is a good read this thread and worth remembering . We haven’t always had it bad. https://t.co/qF1sKmU2bl
12/18
2019
How do I not know this artist these are lovely https://t.co/WfVnAGdudA
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12/17
2019
43-year-old Jan Vermeer died #OTD 1675. He was broke, his possessions had to be sold off to pay debts, he had no ap… https://t.co/x9Nrj6G9xi
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12/15
2019
This is a very good interview. The Labour Party needs to take its time to elect a new leader so people like Jess ca… https://t.co/NetdrICROP
12/14
2019
1976 Chevy G30 camper van. https://t.co/SDuEPUF1mG
Retweeted by jennifer saundersThat rubbish recycled trash, finally consigned to the dustbin of history. #believeinthebin https://t.co/GLAj96mS6N
Retweeted by jennifer saundersIf you give people a lousy choice, they'll choose something lousy. Nothing was more predictable.
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12/13
2019
Pay attention earthlings. This is important. #VoteTactically #GeneralElection2019 https://t.co/8dt0pirOz7The snow-tolerant and astonishingly-colourful male Himalayan Monal (aka Danphe), a type of pheasant, is the nationa… https://t.co/qwL36QMsYh
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12/11
2019
Terrible news. An extraordinary woman . https://t.co/Sg0bkpALPLAncient woodland soils are relatively undisturbed, and may preserve distinct species communities and natural ecolog… https://t.co/BKs8u2F0Bx
Retweeted by jennifer saundersBoris Johnson and his team are terrified that voters will get to learn of his derogatory and arrogant opinions. He… https://t.co/mIG7TdenyG
Retweeted by jennifer saundersPeople have come here, made lives, made friends, made families, worked hard, saved lives, made the country a better… https://t.co/4P2K22QqwO
Retweeted by jennifer saundersFoodbanks in the UK 2004 - 1 2008 - 22 2011 - 100 2012 - 252 2019 - 2,030 Mcdonalds branches in the UK 2019 - 1,… https://t.co/iPOmSJkCuo
Retweeted by jennifer saundersThe first self-portrait photograph. Made by Robert Cornelius, an American pioneer of photography, in 1839. https://t.co/BU4ktAHaSf
Retweeted by jennifer saundersThis is why we need to flush 15 times https://t.co/ouI2NcUUAG
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12/9
2019
Alan Rickman as Tybalt in a 1978 adaptation of "Romeo and Juliet" broadcast on BBC television. https://t.co/ihpE5xIVJg
Retweeted by jennifer saundersTHE DEATH SHIPS ARE BACK. There are no fewer than ELEVEN supertrawlers currently operating in the English Channel b… https://t.co/3yvC2mKRD8
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12/8
2019
"Don't worry about how you 'should' draw it. Just draw it the way you see it." - Tim Burton https://t.co/4rffsmtXMN
Retweeted by jennifer saundersIn the only seat poll conducted in Cities of London & Westminster, it's a two horse race between the @LibDems and B… https://t.co/ufbnizj6uD
Retweeted by jennifer saundersHow to open a new book by William Matthews https://t.co/eNIsq4VE3G
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12/7
2019
@bbc5live Since the Conservatives came to power it has increased by 40% The number of households in temporary acco… https://t.co/jKp9EaFOdS
Retweeted by jennifer saundersBoris Johnson says we can't have free ports (or tax-free zones) at the moment. That's not correct - there are over… https://t.co/jl7ruFKzZd
Retweeted by jennifer saundersBoris Johnson also talked about plans for 50,000 nurses. This is not 50,000 new nurses - 19,000 would be newly-trai… https://t.co/xC9fxewpEL
Retweeted by jennifer saundersJeremy Corbyn said there are 43,000 nurse vacancies. He's right - there are currently 43,500 nursing vacancies in t… https://t.co/m1gDHlygdZ
Retweeted by jennifer saundersThe beautiful tomb of Jules Verne (1828-1905) can be found in the Cimetière de la Madeleine in Amiens, France. Sc… https://t.co/9H9ZxGoM6y
Retweeted by jennifer saundersJeremy Corbyn says there are now 4 million children living in poverty in our country. There's no single measure of… https://t.co/8WUE4LdHvn
Retweeted by jennifer saunders.@BorisJohnson says the Conservatives would recruit 20,000 more police Since 2010, police numbers have gone down b… https://t.co/kTae4HyUG3
Retweeted by jennifer saundersNeither Johnson nor Corbyn even mention the greatest threat this country faces - the #ClimateEmergency - in their o… https://t.co/2wldQJ4SXy
Retweeted by jennifer saundersI have been an #NHS consultant cancer specialist for 15 years. If you care about the future of the #NHS then you sh… https://t.co/jh75MdT9wi
Retweeted by jennifer saundersRita Levi-Montalcini saw her theories sniffed at in 1950-60s & went on to win a Nobel Prize in 1986. She defied her… https://t.co/Ggy3BY3ugy
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12/6
2019
OK, respect. That was serious burn time from @afneil. I particularly liked (and chuckled at) the Supreme Court li… https://t.co/kDl9paoVnI
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12/5
2019
👇 can anyone help? https://t.co/yNumn7NF0b
Retweeted by jennifer saunders“Google bans eight different Tory election adverts as disinformation concerns mount” #itvelectiondebate #GE2019https://t.co/QueWuDmStH
Retweeted by jennifer saundersThree Prime Ministers in as many years has led to a “ludicrous merry-go-round” of Justice Secretaries under the Con… https://t.co/8GYpQjLhon
Retweeted by jennifer saundersFor me this will always be one of the greatest duets ever choreographed - heaven! ❤️ https://t.co/d6HsnnfO8V
Retweeted by jennifer saundersGood. My thoughts on this kind of stunt are unprintable. “Facebook bans Tory ad over BBC footage.” https://t.co/40D6OZrrNq
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12/2
2019
"We try not to eat a lot in one day, even though most of us are really hungry." Almost 1 in 3 children in the UK a… https://t.co/AR5EcUv5w2
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12/1
2019
This is hysterical https://t.co/ISInskDFtK
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11/29
2019

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