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sarah fertelli @fertelli The Good Life

A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall.

334 Following   102 Followers   1,508 Tweets

Joined Twitter 11/16/09


Anybody have cinnamon rolls to go with this chilly? https://t.co/WN1vfSoaCG
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5/29
2021
Omg omg omg omg https://t.co/OKfVK0BjZ4 @UltraWeedHater @b_dechambeau @BKoepka @AaronRodgers12 Your = possessive, you’re = you areThe Brooks/Bryson drama is what’s getting me through this week 😂 https://t.co/FhNRu3l4PM
5/26
2021
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Retweeted by sarah fertelliHappy 7th Anniversary https://t.co/vpUD0ZHWNz
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5/10
2021
For the record, #snl is bad every week.
5/9
2021
NEWS ALERT 🚨 Due to popular demand: At 20k followers I will be giving away $500 worth of $DOGE to a lucky follow… https://t.co/c0afjQ29FN
Retweeted by sarah fertelliMe waking up this morning $DOGE https://t.co/2bVouEv83b
5/4
2021
@zachsilberberg And now my day is also ruined
5/1
2021
Yes!!!!! https://t.co/wZbufCKbJHRYAN PACE DO NOT LET ME DOWN HERE #BearsDraft
4/30
2021
Yep https://t.co/hhnomL38N6
4/26
2021
I passed a billionaire on the freeway this morning: https://t.co/r7SPRH0zld
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4/22
2021
@MLanceFrazier Yes I do! I have always been curious if others do as well!
4/17
2021
Just your daily “I hate Ryan Pace” tweet. @ChicagoBearsFYI too for all you rich Dogecoiners, having ridden in the passenger seat of a lambo, which was pretty on the outsi… https://t.co/KKM5GdJ7d6
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4/16
2021
If $DOGE gets to $.20 by tomorrow, we’ll send everyone who RTs this and follows us 50 DOGECOINS. LETS GOOOO 🚀🔴… https://t.co/YcIqVrlIpJ
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4/14
2021
I JUST WITNESSED A NO HITTER!!!!!!!
Retweeted by sarah fertelliJOE MUSGROVE NO-HITS THE RANGERS 🚫 First no-hitter in Padres history! https://t.co/TRdF3igbnR
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4/10
2021
Congrats @CoachMiles https://t.co/KexO1iXAwK
4/8
2021
Dear kids, DMX sold over 72 million records & single handedly saved a record label by the name of Def Jam.... Do yo… https://t.co/Tdnvp03QV4
Retweeted by sarah fertelliThat was amazing. #zags #Bruins #FinalFour
4/4
2021
I’m so tired of being a Bears fan.
3/17
2021
Me and @AllenRobinson wonder why Chicago haven’t signed us yet 👀👀👀 https://t.co/unbBPZbQuV
Retweeted by sarah fertelli @RevTomDotCom MOQ, St James and St Vincent are, you can also check https://t.co/yU4tODFeiF, I think they have a citywide list.
3/5
2021
Me on FaceTime with my 5 yr old 😂 https://t.co/5bIrZ95EXl
Retweeted by sarah fertelliWow. that was actually a really cool halftime show. #SuperBowl
2/8
2021
@USC1620 did brees and Orton ever play against each other in an NFC playoff?
1/13
2021
Jake from State Farm does hyndai commercials now?#Steelers in the regular season vs the #NFLPlayoffs https://t.co/66JVm6mM0y
Retweeted by sarah fertelliBrowns on pace to beat the Steelers 117-0 https://t.co/crO7bDK33X
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1/11
2021
@mslizlord I hate to break it to you but the further along you get, The more betrayed your esophagus will be. I pre… https://t.co/1bhazjXh14
1/6
2020
@mslizlord Oh snap! Fruit punch isn’t bad. I highly recommend drinking it through a straw on LOTS of ice!
12/31
2020
Those @USNavy unis are 🔥 #ArmyNavyGame
12/12
2020
https://t.co/L1s4Q7URIj ⁦@mslizlord⁩ make sure you add this to your baby registry!
12/9
2020
HahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahhahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH #WASvsPIT
12/8
2020
If the @bears decide to be a complete mess today at least I get to hear @kevinkugler deliver me the said mess. #DETvsCHI
12/6
2020
Always a good choice https://t.co/SUlWEQNOmvYep https://t.co/Y5MWZM1ahz @mikejschaefer A breville smart oven. My husband couldn’t cook for shit and uses it all the time. Says it’s the bes… https://t.co/CgcyU7ExAQ @ErhartBill @mslizlord Go away Bill.
11/18
2020
@omaha_scanner @RevTomDotCom
11/15
2020
@mslizlord I barfed on a Webex call before anyone knew I was pregnant, that was fun to explain...
11/13
2020
@Independent @RevTomDotCom
11/11
2020
Seeing all Power 5 conferences on the schedule today 😍 https://t.co/Lnvrgb6WpW
Retweeted by sarah fertelliTerry Bradshaw on #BigNoonKickoff is the best thing I didn’t know I needed in my life. @RevTomDotCom Took me a hot min to see where his head was 😂
11/7
2020
@RevTomDotCom @Starburst Uhhh the pink ones are the best.
11/6
2020
@mslizlord I’m up too 😂
11/4
2020
Do yourself a favor, take a break from today’s political tweets and stop by @altonbrown’s twitter page. You won’t regret it 😂 @mslizlord I feel this! I suggest treating yourself to a DQ blizzard. It was my post appointment go to as a reward… https://t.co/vBl8ZvNDlO
11/3
2020
Me https://t.co/VXnsW4EHmq
11/2
2020
I feel so bad for Arizona’s kicker right now #SNFonNBC #AZvsSEA
10/26
2020
This. https://t.co/T5XG1qRxsBI’m not a Titans fan but @KingHenry_2 is more fun to watch than any other player in the NFL, dude has some serious ups too.The #toocold though 🤣 https://t.co/6PuS2etjTq
10/25
2020
At this rate we’re not gonna have any players next week....#huskers #badcalls
10/24
2020
Omg tannehill didn’t even move off the line of scrimmage on that play 😂Derrick Henry can do it all. @KingHenry_2 📺: #HOUvsTEN on CBS 📱: NFL app // Yahoo Sports app:… https://t.co/0GuoeojFx9
Retweeted by sarah fertelliCan someone please explain to me why Matt Nagy is SO AGAINST RUNNING THE DAMN BALL inside 2 minsUs: 😲 Also us: 😐 #CHIvsCAR | #DaBears
Retweeted by sarah fertelli#icant with Pat Mahomes and the ketchup bottle in that @StateFarm commercial 🤮
10/18
2020
I just saw soooo many touchdowns #sunbelt
10/16
2020
I know an instant classic when I see it and this is def not it 😂 https://t.co/W2B5eFeEtFAm I the only idiot that thought it was called the Red River Shootout and not Showdown? #Oklahoma #Texas #RedRiverRivalry
10/10
2020
Matt Nagy calling plays https://t.co/tIBgrD7BDi
Retweeted by sarah fertelliWhat the hell was Matt Nagy thinking giving Brady back the ball with 1:13 left #TBvsCHI #facepalm
10/9
2020
Injured Person: Roberts Park 800 N 78th St. 11 y/o is stuck in the baby swing. Legs are turning purple. OFD: M52… https://t.co/hRvJXVc88D
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10/8
2020
@RustyLord That was a fun game to watch last night!Omg I cannot stop laughing at the #dallascowboys #bestgameever#Cowboys LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
10/4
2020
@mziskey @NFL It’s the turkey bacon of football
10/2
2020
The most important thing you will hear this week. https://t.co/5gTB7nn09U
10/1
2020
Fight: Case Western Reserve University. 10900 Euclid Ave, Cleveland, OH. Reports of two older white males in suits… https://t.co/lvquWXiDIy
Retweeted by sarah fertelli#Debate2020 https://t.co/MtPKvcoV1f
9/30
2020
Watching Mitchell run makes me go thru so many emotions 😂😭😬😵#BearDown
9/27
2020
I had an opportunity to meet Mr. Sayers when I was a kid. Such an inspirational man, he will be missed. Thoughts an… https://t.co/H2HdcjVf9u
9/23
2020
Not my team playing but it’s the cup! So I’m watching. #gostars #StanleyCup #StanleyCupFinalYesssss #gbr https://t.co/LHzhrdjql5For those of you not watching the #USOpen but need the reminder, they just did a “rules of golf” segment and you on… https://t.co/KsiDIf58de
9/19
2020
Ahhhh to be in my senior year PR case studies class again.... https://t.co/K2nOy5f0xXHow is this possible!?! History is not only interesting, it’s important and our responsibility to learn about! https://t.co/sCXy8Ce8NaNebraska and Ohio State after the “accidental hot mic” report potentially spoiled this week’s B1G announcement https://t.co/2uXqAgtjBC
Retweeted by sarah fertelli @Username123898 @Soy_Smelliot @SirYacht You know plans for something this big change all the time right? The Nebras… https://t.co/bl5StUgG57
Retweeted by sarah fertelli😂 https://t.co/4DHEPT6uWa
9/16
2020
I no longer miss the Big 12 after watching KSU and ISU fold worse than a fitted sheet
Retweeted by sarah fertelli @joeygazda The K state game had 70% of their fans crammed in one corner of the stadium 🤦‍♀️Iowa State just lost to the unranked Ragin' Cajuns AT HOME BY 17 POINTS 😳 https://t.co/FfA63zcKSi
Retweeted by sarah fertelliWho was in charge of the seating chart in Snyder land? #KStateFB
9/12
2020
Yeehaw https://t.co/JT3DeqPPGVLadies and gentlemen.... It's been a long road, this 2020. But it is time. The first #stadiumpic of a new season!… https://t.co/nyHZ97fzix
Retweeted by sarah fertelliCongratulations. We made it. The NFL is back.
Retweeted by sarah fertelliToday is the first day EVER that the NFL, MLB, NBA, WNBA, MLS and NHL will all play on the same day 🤯 (h/t… https://t.co/TE582UpMkT
Retweeted by sarah fertelliWhat was the point of the national anthem being sung in an empty stadium when there are 20,000+ people at the game? #fnia #KCvsHOU
9/11
2020
Shout out to Liz with @OfficialNFLShop customer service. Thanks for helping me out today!
9/10
2020
Thank you! @ChicagoBears + @TarikCohen 🐻⬇️ https://t.co/4eAx4GZcjf
Retweeted by sarah fertelliIt is LITERALLY Blade Runner 2049 in California right now. https://t.co/FAggbTQeNB
Retweeted by sarah fertelli @hotmesshusker Of course I looked. And now I also need to go back.
9/9
2020

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