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sarah fertelli @fertelli The Good Life

A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall.

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Joined Twitter 11/16/09


Y’all. When the traffic lights are out. You treat as a four way stop. You do NOT cruise right on thru and almost T Bone your fellow drivers.
Retweeted by sarah fertelli @mslizlord 😂 @RevTomDotCom And i don’t mean notre dame @RevTomDotCom I’m only saying that because I doubt SDSU, UNK and ND are available @RevTomDotCom Apparently Nebraska is on the field practicing right now...might be a good time to see if Iowa and NU… https://t.co/0lzXjyrY84
8/10
2020
Ok Michael Buble singing the Canadian national anthem in an empty Canucks arena is pretty cool. #Stanleycupqualifiers #GoHawks
8/1
2020
Duncan Keith has either landed in Edmonton or been released on parole https://t.co/99lgEFLPu3
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7/27
2020
tim tebow is trending so im required to post this: https://t.co/euhN1JiooZ
Retweeted by sarah fertelliThis is just AWESOME https://t.co/W7lYA3RtfDI just threw up in my mouth thinking about going through camp https://t.co/R1OCV1R3Tz
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7/19
2020
The best saga on right now is the #JayCutler chicken 🐓 coop killer saga. Foxes ruin everything they touch. https://t.co/HlKgOz1INV
Retweeted by sarah fertelliif you havent been following Jay Cutler - first of all why not - but, lucky for you, darns has it covered. They got… https://t.co/yI2h3qED15
Retweeted by sarah fertelliRead it. You will not regret but will gain an unhealthy obsession for chicken and Jay Cutler https://t.co/sYJQvKHupdme being a little too invested in what’s happening to jay cutler’s chickens https://t.co/QecaHjNC6r
Retweeted by sarah fertelliJay Cutler went from small town detective to special forces in under 24 hours. https://t.co/whec8vFIFv
Retweeted by sarah fertelliMe watching Jay Cutler discover Instagram Stories and document his farm life drama https://t.co/Bt11ptnB1b
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6/30
2020
masks save lives people - come on. https://t.co/3SbZIrjlKeMedical professionals urge the wearing of masks. Gov. Ricketts says county government offices that want CARES act… https://t.co/HBB9bDlFou
Retweeted by sarah fertelli @janekleeb I agree the dudes a clown but he’s not up for re-election until 2022.
6/19
2020
Man I do not miss flying full time — follow the rules folks and wear your masks! https://t.co/yIaf5X29gLUhhhhhhhh https://t.co/r6Z1dPLgOU
6/17
2020
@mslizlord Come to my house and finish this pan of Rice Krispie treats I’m demolishing 😂
6/14
2020
The RALI Cares trailer travels across the country to help people recognize and prevent substance use disorders in y… https://t.co/dkeweZRtSG
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6/2
2020
Looters in Chicago stopped by neighborhood's gang members. Do not loot minority-owned businesses. Take that shit el… https://t.co/YBTgABp4wK
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6/1
2020
this OC is on drugs. khalil mack has sacked me 8 times in one game on madden 20 https://t.co/aKV9vxm1jf
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5/31
2020
Really quite jealous of the people getting to leave Earth today
Retweeted by sarah fertelliBREAKING: @NOAA's #GOES16 🛰️used its #WaterVapor band to catch the #launch of the #SpaceX #rocket this afternoon,… https://t.co/PdkHfqR0lh
Retweeted by sarah fertelliSo cool to see history in the making #LaunchAmerica #SpaceX #NASA
5/30
2020
Nice putt @TomBrady #TheMatch2Not sure which I liked more. Brady’s chip in or Charles Barkley’s guffawing reaction 😂 #TheMatch
5/24
2020
Ben Sasse's commencement speech to Fremont High School is getting a lot of attention: https://t.co/oQ86GLCmFk
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5/18
2020
Gimme balls, shorts, carry bags, this is my kind of golf! #TaylorMadeDrivingRelief #PGA #livesports
5/17
2020
"Straight up bitches." –Horace Grant, describing the Pistons walking off after getting swept by the Bulls… https://t.co/yPhE7iMDzU
Retweeted by sarah fertelli @SportsCenter I enjoyed this quote as well #TheLastDanceI enjoyed this quote. https://t.co/SCIusv9enc
Retweeted by sarah fertelliEpisode 4 best moment: MJ calling Isiah Thomas an asshole. 😆 😂 🤣 #TheLastDance @mslizlord I think my heart rate shot up to 160! 😆 @mslizlord I could really really use a fitted sheet folding tutorial...when are you starting your YouTube channel a… https://t.co/yG8vOYVB70
4/27
2020
From a Kansas farmer to the New York governor. You have to read this. https://t.co/QLx5h0m1Gd
Retweeted by sarah fertelli @mziskey Happy birthday Brody!!!“Hi, this is dog” #Patriots #NFLDraft https://t.co/JnHRCT6cRY
Retweeted by sarah fertelliMe realizing that after that pick, the @ChicagoBears now have TEN tight ends. #NFLDraft #BearsDraft #BearDown https://t.co/GRQXEv2Q6r @OmahaLightposts https://t.co/Led2OPW0JW
4/25
2020
@SBNation @OmahaLightposts @RevTomDotCom @MALaferla @Bkfrench55Becky Same! Right after he called Las Vegas Dallas...Watching the #NFLDraft2020 makes me feel normal again even though it’s virtual. God I’ve missed sports! https://t.co/RBYInvjPqS
Retweeted by sarah fertelliOnce you see it you can’t unsee it.. #NFLDraft2020 #NFLDraft https://t.co/6KGmO8GLNt
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4/24
2020
@RevTomDotCom Drew and Fjeran would
4/23
2020
@scottlincicome @RoseFennessy#Florida beach is crowded within 30 MINUTES of reopening at 5pm, despite state recording 1,413 new #COVID19 cases -… https://t.co/gNIrExOckW
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4/18
2020
@wojespn Shame on you for trying to make someone who is sick with this virus a villain. Implying carelessness and t… https://t.co/Cu7MEyK8Zn
3/12
2020
Officially an @XFLVipers fan after seeing the White Goodman-esque celebration. #XFLfootball https://t.co/UUggxM1VcW
2/15
2020
The Grammys are just so bad.
1/27
2020
@RevTomDotCom What the actual...Can’t say I’m surprised ⁦@AmericanAir⁩ came in last, of the 90 or so AA planes I’ve been on in the last 8 months I’… https://t.co/RZ7vlTw8SV
1/17
2019
Due to recent events at jail I felt the need to share While I don’t work at the jail the following tips may make y… https://t.co/Ap8ENTJpDL
Retweeted by sarah fertelliThis is awesome. Wishing King a swift recovery! https://t.co/X6tQFwrDit
12/31
2019
@MALaferla @Bkfrench55Becky Holy cow!!!! @mslizlord Yes I realize saying that actually makes me judge someone I don’t know. But still. Bob sucks. @mslizlord Wtf. Bob sucks.
12/30
2019
To the person in front of me that paid for my Starbucks this morning, thank you! There was nobody behind me to pay… https://t.co/gOU4NrSZK9
12/27
2019
@KristynaEngdahl Saw a bunch of defeated looking parents in the Santa line at RegencyThis girl's reaction is the best thing you'll see today ❤ Giannis is a real one 👏 (via @Bucks) https://t.co/SIPQhy2RXV
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12/23
2019
I bet the owner tried for years to share it, but no one ever replied to his emails... https://t.co/BSWhRTg3es
Retweeted by sarah fertelli @omaha_scanner @PPDNightShift 🤯Dear omaha drivers, most of you could use these pointers. https://t.co/QgpASMsRuJ
12/21
2019
@mslizlord As someone that just turned 37 I understand this so muchI was excited for this #ndsu game till they didn’t convert in the red zone. Twice. Switching to #ArmyNavyGame - because #AMERICAALWAYSWINS
12/14
2019
These #BabyYoda meme is good without sound but this is one of my favorite iterations with music. https://t.co/msECfKhQVS
12/13
2019
@mziskey @redmoose77 Hahahahahahahah @mziskey @redmoose77 #AdultingAndStuff @mziskey NO BEAR FIGHTS! That shit is the turducken of alcohol. You and @redmoose77 need to cut that shit out. @mziskey And he was doing a breakfast shot... @mziskey Shoot even you can run faster than tribs @mziskey You know it’s the twilight zone when you see Mitchell RUN for a TOUCHDOWN.Not sure if defense is bad or Trubitsky remembered how to offense. Oh well, who cares, points are points. #BearDown @mziskey It does make more sense tho 🤷‍♀️ @mziskey Bahahahahahha that doesn’t make it better!! @mziskey #beardown and watch that mouth! 😂
12/6
2019
Hahaha this is great! https://t.co/DhrjS1uvZ0
12/1
2019
What is the logic behind the rule that you can't advance a muffed punt? Serious question.
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11/30
2019
@RevTomDotCom @mslizlord 🤦‍♀️
11/25
2019
Gonna tell my kids this was “Coming to America” https://t.co/iJlyH9pAwa
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11/22
2019
Just when you thought #TNFonFOX wasn’t interesting #dumpsterfire #helmetthrows
11/15
2019
@mslizlord Lololol
11/14
2019
Bahahaha love this. #ultimatecomeback https://t.co/qLgGSfaXuG @ChuckEChaves @RevTomDotCom @MelissaMroczek @Costco https://t.co/1vmZtjTI3qShout out to Stacey with @SouthwestAir customer service. Thanks for the friendly service and making my day helping… https://t.co/q8tBxRrpHl29 years ago today, Carlton Banks took the last shot for Bel-Air Academy. (It didn't end well 😅) https://t.co/NFyI9kAkFp
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11/13
2019
@mslizlord Omg I totally would’ve understood nunnery of men!
11/10
2019
@AlbertDavisJr Thanks Brotato
11/8
2019
@MALaferla Haha that’s awesome @RoseFennessy https://t.co/4pTxxE0l8i
11/7
2019
Anyone with Mitch Trubisky on their fantasy team trying to trade for the cat right now. #MNF https://t.co/bJiai6U6pD
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11/5
2019
Dear @ASICSamerica - I don’t even have 100 miles on these yet?! What gives? These are falling apart on me... https://t.co/TcEQjazati
11/4
2019
@dirkchatelain @MALaferla
10/31
2019

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