Sign in with Twitter

Username:

sarah fertelli @fertelli The Good Life

A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall.

327 Following   109 Followers   1,348 Tweets

Joined Twitter 11/16/09


@RevTomDotCom What the actual...Can’t say I’m surprised ⁦@AmericanAir⁩ came in last, of the 90 or so AA planes I’ve been on in the last 8 months I’… https://t.co/RZ7vlTw8SV
1/17
2019
This is awesome. Wishing King a swift recovery! https://t.co/X6tQFwrDit
12/31
2019
@MALaferla @Bkfrench55Becky Holy cow!!!! @mslizlord Yes I realize saying that actually makes me judge someone I don’t know. But still. Bob sucks. @mslizlord Wtf. Bob sucks.
12/30
2019
To the person in front of me that paid for my Starbucks this morning, thank you! There was nobody behind me to pay… https://t.co/gOU4NrSZK9
12/27
2019
@KristynaEngdahl Saw a bunch of defeated looking parents in the Santa line at RegencyThis girl's reaction is the best thing you'll see today ❤ Giannis is a real one 👏 (via @Bucks) https://t.co/SIPQhy2RXV
Retweeted by sarah fertelli
12/23
2019
I bet the owner tried for years to share it, but no one ever replied to his emails... https://t.co/BSWhRTg3es
Retweeted by sarah fertelli @omaha_scanner @PPDNightShift 🤯Dear omaha drivers, most of you could use these pointers. https://t.co/QgpASMsRuJ
12/21
2019
@mslizlord As someone that just turned 37 I understand this so muchI was excited for this #ndsu game till they didn’t convert in the red zone. Twice. Switching to #ArmyNavyGame - because #AMERICAALWAYSWINS
12/14
2019
These #BabyYoda meme is good without sound but this is one of my favorite iterations with music. https://t.co/msECfKhQVS
12/13
2019
@mziskey @redmoose77 Hahahahahahahah @mziskey @redmoose77 #AdultingAndStuff @mziskey NO BEAR FIGHTS! That shit is the turducken of alcohol. You and @redmoose77 need to cut that shit out. @mziskey And he was doing a breakfast shot... @mziskey Shoot even you can run faster than tribs @mziskey You know it’s the twilight zone when you see Mitchell RUN for a TOUCHDOWN.Not sure if defense is bad or Trubitsky remembered how to offense. Oh well, who cares, points are points. #BearDown @mziskey It does make more sense tho 🤷‍♀️ @mziskey Bahahahahahha that doesn’t make it better!! @mziskey #beardown and watch that mouth! 😂
12/6
2019
Hahaha this is great! https://t.co/DhrjS1uvZ0
12/1
2019
What is the logic behind the rule that you can't advance a muffed punt? Serious question.
Retweeted by sarah fertelli
11/30
2019
@RevTomDotCom @mslizlord 🤦‍♀️
11/25
2019
Gonna tell my kids this was “Coming to America” https://t.co/iJlyH9pAwa
Retweeted by sarah fertelli
11/22
2019
Just when you thought #TNFonFOX wasn’t interesting #dumpsterfire #helmetthrows
11/15
2019
@mslizlord Lololol
11/14
2019
Bahahaha love this. #ultimatecomeback https://t.co/qLgGSfaXuG @ChuckEChaves @RevTomDotCom @MelissaMroczek @Costco https://t.co/1vmZtjTI3qShout out to Stacey with @SouthwestAir customer service. Thanks for the friendly service and making my day helping… https://t.co/q8tBxRrpHl29 years ago today, Carlton Banks took the last shot for Bel-Air Academy. (It didn't end well 😅) https://t.co/NFyI9kAkFp
Retweeted by sarah fertelliTwas a cold winter morning, And all across town, Car were left running, With no one around. Parents all wishing T… https://t.co/eUaO7ucCz1
Retweeted by sarah fertelli
11/13
2019
@mslizlord Omg I totally would’ve understood nunnery of men!
11/10
2019
@AlbertDavisJr Thanks Brotato
11/8
2019
@MALaferla Haha that’s awesome @RoseFennessy https://t.co/4pTxxE0l8i
11/7
2019
Anyone with Mitch Trubisky on their fantasy team trying to trade for the cat right now. #MNF https://t.co/bJiai6U6pD
Retweeted by sarah fertelli
11/5
2019
Dear @ASICSamerica - I don’t even have 100 miles on these yet?! What gives? These are falling apart on me... https://t.co/TcEQjazati
11/4
2019
@dirkchatelain @MALaferlaI swear the call guy is pronouncing it “Ivan Drago” #nebrasketball #huskers #imustbreakyou https://t.co/qQPxQMOcC4
10/31
2019
@NFL @budlight The word #celly should be banned. @RevTomDotCom https://t.co/L2eMzyMUUy @RevTomDotCom Hamilton Roquefort - with a bougie ass name like that I’m definitely a punter.
10/30
2019
We have declassified a picture of the wonderful dog (name not declassified) that did such a GREAT JOB in capturing… https://t.co/w4zmC1vKD0
Retweeted by sarah fertelli @mslizlord @Itsa10Haircare @aveda That’s so lame, I hate it when brands don’t seem to care about customer satisfaction. Sad panda!
10/29
2019
@omaha_scanner any clarification on the part of town?? https://t.co/aADtpWlMxx
10/28
2019
You have GOT TO BE KIDDING ME CHICAGO
10/27
2019
@mslizlord Love your mums!!!
10/25
2019
@mslizlord @lucasjcorbett Or, for those of us without your skills, folding fitted sheets 😂Happy birthday Coach!!! #beardown #DaBears https://t.co/mqYYD81SHE
10/18
2019
@mslizlord would this ad sell you on Barkbox? 😂 I’m impressed with their tactics. https://t.co/QAdCuxqxnR
10/17
2019
@RevTomDotCom I feel like when Jen comes to games we lose...#justsayin 😂
10/13
2019
The ROOF to terminate the long rally coincidentally blew the roof off Devaney 🤷‍♀️ #NCAAVB | @Huskervball https://t.co/IoJIDEgQYi
Retweeted by sarah fertelli
10/12
2019
Shoutout to Sarah with @WilliamsSonoma customer service! You made my day! Thanks for helping me with my missing item!
10/11
2019
Hey @UPS - if you don’t want frustrated customers maybe you should work on the amount of time it takes for a custom… https://t.co/vpau18Ah9p
10/10
2019
@ESPNCFB @OhioState @MALaferlaPRINCE!! #BearDown #CHIvsOAK 🇬🇧So much pass interference...#BEARSvsRAIDERSSlightly confused as to why the Raiders look like a football team. Let’s go defense, get it together. #BearDown
10/6
2019
Can’t wait for Sunday! 🐻 ⬇️ https://t.co/vKs1hsVdeI @The_SummerMan Wtfffff @elliepeek @thejasonkirk @RevTomDotCom#washingtonsadnessmachine https://t.co/gKAuIXH0A7
10/4
2019
Congrats Stanley! https://t.co/BfiECG1yZ9 @mslizlord @RustyLord Liz you look awesome!Larry Fitzgerald is the narrator here on a remembrance video for Cardinals team owner Bill Bidwill. Bidwill’s time… https://t.co/X9INnLVfIf
Retweeted by sarah fertelliIn Remembrance of Mr. B Read by Larry Fitzgerald https://t.co/YKAO0Awtrp
Retweeted by sarah fertelliWe are saddened to share that @AZCardinals owner Bill Bidwill has passed away at age 88. https://t.co/2GpwUxEfEO
Retweeted by sarah fertelli
10/3
2019
@RevTomDotCom Seriously who are these people? I thought one was Kendall Jenner for a second but I really have no idea.
10/2
2019
@mslizlord I was literally just sitting on the couch thinking about that DQ! It is so dangerous!
9/30
2019
#BearDown
9/29
2019
@gnuman1979 @Tk6658Tom @mslizlord @edsbs @RevTomDotCom @DMRegister You just took the stance that literally nobody can ever learn or grow from their mistakes. You also too… https://t.co/vUa5AP8nXq
9/27
2019
To this day, best coach’s quote ever. https://t.co/A9MGGgl4IyYasss so excited to see @itsgabrielleu on gameday! https://t.co/LU7TXKia0EGary Barta: I'm the worst public relations manager in Iowa. Des Moines Register: Hold my Busch Light.
Retweeted by sarah fertelli
9/26
2019
Oh snap! You go, Troy! https://t.co/pfVXVMqznsBy far my fave moment from this weeks MNF (and the captions are hilarious) #BearDown https://t.co/XtQkzDfDh6
9/25
2019
I love our defense #picksixclintondix #CHIvsWAS #MNF
9/24
2019
@MALaferla https://t.co/GhRcYqVLh3Repeat after me: @CollegeGameDay is coming to Lincoln. COLLEGE GAMEDAY IS COMING TO LINCOLN. https://t.co/gFwDm73e4w
Retweeted by sarah fertelliHow can you be at a power 5 school and not have a field goal kicker
Retweeted by sarah fertelliI’m back!!! Hopefully I can remember how to #hashtag
9/22
2019
Not gonna lie #OBSESSED with @PhilMickelson’s calves...
2/21
2019
I’m #Nebrasketball fan all the way. But i gotta cut my losses at some point and drop a #wtf. Boys, I love you, good… https://t.co/JgzpiikiOu @redmoose77 @RevTomDotCom https://t.co/9y2OP0KbBE
2/20
2019
@Scott_Irwin1 @NickBahe You know how all the NBA players play after the Monstars steal their talent? That offense.
2/14
2019
Just debated with myself for 5 mins on whether I could leave my coat at home. It’s 32 degrees. #nebraskaproblems #itssunny #warmweatherftw
2/13
2019
#thundersnow please! https://t.co/BoPhz9EVlFExcept it’s not working. #frustrated https://t.co/IwoSIUxl3o
2/7
2019
There are seven people in the penalty box right now and the referees have no idea how many people should be on the… https://t.co/fTNnTipV0b
1/20
2019
Internet remains undefeated. #Tacos. https://t.co/CrJfjm9Ohf
Retweeted by sarah fertelli
1/15
2019

0